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Topictil that old men having sex is considered offensive
Firewood18
08/10/17 2:00:40 PM
#9
-slow clap-

So what's the next fetish poll?
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Topicgosh darn i heckin love fish
Firewood18
08/10/17 1:57:35 PM
#18
Mahi Mahi
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TopicI'm watching full metal jacket for the first time
Firewood18
08/10/17 1:52:02 PM
#9
Writes KILL on his helmet.
Wears a peace sign over his heart.
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TopicI'm watching full metal jacket for the first time
Firewood18
08/10/17 12:31:38 PM
#2
Yeah the first and second parts of the movie are almost separate in themselves.
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Topici don't get weather forcasting
Firewood18
08/10/17 9:43:07 AM
#10
Gotta get a weather forecasting stone.
If the rock is wet : rain
If the rock is dry : no rain
If there is a shadow : sunny
Can't see the rock : fog
White on top : snow
Stone is gone : tornado
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TopicAnswer a stupid question, ask a stupid question.
Firewood18
08/10/17 9:03:03 AM
#22
No. I don't know where his hands have been.

How come you never see baby squirrels?
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TopicYour favorite band from my top 10 favorite bands?
Firewood18
08/10/17 8:48:25 AM
#14
From your list I would pick AiC and Floyd.

If you are looking for something different and good, try Tom Waits: Mule Variations and Warren Zevon: Life'll Kill Ya. Those are good albums to start with.
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TopicSuper Mario Bros 3 is the most overrated Nintendo game of all time
Firewood18
08/09/17 4:05:11 PM
#4
Imagine watching The Wizard as a kid and seeing Mario 3 unveiled as the final challenge in the movie before the game came out. That was the ultimate hype.
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TopicWhat game would you most like to see a remake/remaster of?
Firewood18
08/09/17 2:30:03 PM
#12
The Warriors.
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TopicRate that food ~ Day 1465 ~ Cannoli
Firewood18
08/09/17 2:28:47 PM
#8
From an authentic Italian place, they are a nice choice for dessert.

If the shell is a bit too soggy then it's not so great. 7
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TopicHonestly, photography doesn't appear to be that much of a skill
Firewood18
08/09/17 2:17:45 PM
#26
Yeah certainly anyone can be just like Sally Mann, Cindy Sherman, Margaret Bourke-White, Walker Evans, Garry Winogrand et al (just a few of my faves).

One thing that cracks me up is the faux shutter click sound that most devices make when taking a picture.
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TopicFilling a dead beaver's body with computer parts and using it as a computer case
Firewood18
08/09/17 11:02:34 AM
#5
Well isn't that special.

9/10 creativity. I would have used an aardvark.
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TopicWhat was the last game you bought and when?
Firewood18
08/09/17 10:43:46 AM
#11
Dead Space 2 and Bioshock 2 for PS3 a few weeks ago. Haven't played them yet.

FFX Remastered two weeks ago. I've already put 20hrs into it. 8/10
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TopicEvolution is an excellent movie
Firewood18
08/08/17 4:45:08 PM
#1
Perfect casting. Great humor. I can watch it every few months or so and it doesn't get old.
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TopicIs there a good RPG with a lot of action and little story for the PS3?
Firewood18
08/08/17 4:29:00 PM
#3
Dues Ex: Human Revolution

An RPG with the choice between shooter, stealth, and hacking. Or an action game with a good story, atmosphere, and dialog.
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TopicDo you like mayonnaise?
Firewood18
08/08/17 11:49:08 AM
#3
Tomatoes?
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TopicRate that food ~ Day 1464 ~ Salmon
Firewood18
08/08/17 11:46:29 AM
#12
Definitely not my favorite fish. I like a variety of other fish but alot of restaurants use it as thier go to and I'm tired of it.
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Topicrat race is a great movie
Firewood18
08/08/17 11:20:00 AM
#9
Never seen it. Isn't it a sort of reboot to Its a Mad Mad Mad Mad World?
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TopicAnswer a stupid question, ask a stupid question.
Firewood18
08/08/17 8:14:03 AM
#10
They wait for the anvil fairie to hatch one.

If cold is just the absence of heat, is hate just the absence of love?
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Topicdudes condoms are expensive
Firewood18
08/07/17 3:58:58 PM
#40
In days of old
When knights were bold
And rubbers weren't invented
They'd use a sock
To wrap their cock
So that life could be prevented
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TopicJust had to rage quit the Taco Bell drive thru.
Firewood18
08/07/17 3:48:03 PM
#12
"Better dining experience"

lol it's a fuckin Taco Bell.
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TopicWhat things do you think make a person "cultured" or "well bred?
Firewood18
08/07/17 8:21:09 AM
#16
That can recite Yeats from memory.
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TopicRate that food ~ Day 1463 ~ Pickles
Firewood18
08/07/17 8:18:27 AM
#15
Pickles are great. There was a study on social anxiety and food that proved that people were more comfortable socially after eating pickles. Wierd fact.
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TopicHey, what's for lunch?
Firewood18
08/05/17 11:35:19 PM
#14
Get out the way, old Dan Tucker
It's too late to come for supper
Suppers over and dinner's cookin
Dumb Dan Tucker just stood there lookin
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TopicHey, what's for lunch?
Firewood18
08/05/17 4:24:12 PM
#5
Tuna on rye.
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TopicITT: We tell everyone about ourselves, minus the politics and flames.
Firewood18
08/05/17 4:15:42 PM
#10
I'm 37. I live near the Hudson River in New York. I'm married with two great kids and another one. I live in a 100 year old house that I'm constantly updating and fixing. I've been doing the same job for almost 18 years. I like books and games.
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TopicITT: I post movie spoilers without warning or spoiler tags. Come at me bro
Firewood18
08/05/17 12:35:05 PM
#4
Mac gets suffocated by a pillow and the Indian runs away.
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TopicPentagon asks White House to give lethal weapons to Ukraine.
Firewood18
08/05/17 12:08:26 PM
#5
Whatever happened to the investigation into that passenger plane that was "accidentally" shot down?
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Topici was told im not allowed to give advice on banging fat chics
Firewood18
08/05/17 11:46:07 AM
#5
You know they were taking notes before deleting the topic. Why else would they let it go for over 24 hrs?
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TopicRate that food ~ Day 1461 ~ Oysters
Firewood18
08/05/17 8:55:47 AM
#8
Meh. Mussels are better.
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TopicHow do you feel about parents putting leashes on their young children?
Firewood18
08/05/17 12:10:48 AM
#9
Ah this reminds me of the SNL skit with Nicole Kidman and Mike Myers.
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TopicShould people Trust YOU in an Applebee's???
Firewood18
08/05/17 12:05:15 AM
#2
I'm gonna be that guy that clogs the toilet with whatever is available.

And then I'm going to complain about the temperature of my food.

My kids will be encouraged to throw whatever crap they can on the floor.

I will order elaborate drinks from the bar and then say they fucked it up and send it back.

And instead of a tip, I will leave an unscratched $1 lotto ticket.
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TopicBout to go test drive my new car (maybe)
Firewood18
08/04/17 11:50:07 PM
#54
Seriously, Jeep hasn't done anything good since the early 90's.

And to correct Jen's post without quoting, they are overpriced, not expensive.

Watch the Aussie rap vid.
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TopicDogs never smell good...
Firewood18
08/04/17 11:39:34 PM
#15
It's not exactly bad. Just cloying.
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TopicName a movie better than Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Firewood18
08/04/17 11:37:30 PM
#11
Observe and Report.

End topic.
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TopicWould you eat a cat or dog?
Firewood18
08/04/17 10:53:02 PM
#23
We're never in a true economic depression as long as there are pets.

Coworker just spent almost 2K on her puppy because it swallowed half a pill of Aleve.
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Topicahhhh nothing like a cold beer after work!
Firewood18
08/04/17 7:37:26 PM
#15
Hell yeah for beer!
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TopicSitting in the Emergency Room, always exciting
Firewood18
08/04/17 3:39:27 PM
#19
8/10 creativity in here.

You don't know how your foot got bruised? Perhaps it was a spider bite.
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TopicBout to go test drive my new car (maybe)
Firewood18
08/04/17 3:30:22 PM
#17
Zangulus posted...
The tail lights look like two used up vaginas. Like it's such a whore it had a second one installed on its buttcheak for easier access.

When you think about it, that's a near perfect analogy for Jeep anyway...

I like this comment.

I can just hear one if the designers saying "everybody else is putting O's in their lights, we're going to put X's!"

Jeeps Have been shitty for quite some time now. Some Aussie even made a rap video about it.
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TopicI just ate a whole package of bacon for breakfast.......
Firewood18
08/04/17 3:17:33 PM
#4
Don't forget the jar of peanut butter and ice cream for dessert.

For real though, take it easy man. Have you ever had a cardiac stress test?
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TopicRate that food ~ Day 1460 ~ Grilled Cheese
Firewood18
08/04/17 3:03:19 PM
#5
Best and one of the easiest homemade foods there is.
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TopicWho is your favorite BADASS Action Star???
Firewood18
08/04/17 2:20:35 PM
#12
Troll_Police_ posted...
Tony Ja

I was going to mention him. He needs to do more western types of action flicks.

I would also add Keanu to the list just for the John Wick movies.

I can't rightly choose just one from the whole list. It depends on my mood. I'm like that with alot of things.
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TopicC/D People that wear Sunglasses in doors are dbags.
Firewood18
08/04/17 11:37:02 AM
#25
Two types of people wear sunglasses indoors: blind people and assholes.
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TopicI got pulled over (so to speak) on my bike yesterday.
Firewood18
08/04/17 10:38:48 AM
#5
I would have asked why they weren't at the other BK instead of some random parking lot.
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TopicBeing an adult is just worrying about paying bills and thats it
Firewood18
08/04/17 10:24:21 AM
#11
Plus you still have to manage your time to get some good gaming in.
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TopicUgh, so my brother met a witch doctor and got turned into a Rhino
Firewood18
08/03/17 4:38:41 PM
#10
Did anyone try to put the lime in the coconut and mix them both up?
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TopicI know nobody believes Erik_P's girlfriend/sex stories, but do you believe mine?
Firewood18
08/03/17 4:35:26 PM
#7
Just by saying "sexcapades" you're losing accountability.
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TopicThinking about reverse renting a room.
Firewood18
08/03/17 3:50:21 PM
#5
If you can afford to stay and like the house, then stay.

But reading between the lines I'm guessing that you are getting lonely in that big house all by yourself. Time to find a roomie mate.
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TopicGimme a dollar.
Firewood18
08/03/17 3:33:00 PM
#1
I'm going to the store for candy. What do you want?

I'm getting a Watchamacallit.
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