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TopicNew VR tech lets you to smell anime girls
Mistere Man
05/22/17 9:07:13 PM
#62
Is this a step toward smellovision?
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TopicSlavery isn't dead in America
Mistere Man
05/22/17 8:57:25 PM
#10
Go_Totodile posted...
Unpaid intern.

I forgot about that one
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TopicSlavery isn't dead in America
Mistere Man
05/22/17 8:54:14 PM
#8
Automation?
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TopicMissed Samurai Jack, how does it end? (SPOILERS)
Mistere Man
05/20/17 11:45:56 PM
#3
Bittersweet
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TopicYou need to pee REALLY bad... but your roommate is making out with his boyfriend
Mistere Man
05/20/17 7:38:10 PM
#30
Say very nicely look guys I really need to pee so unless you want a golden shower from me could you please move this to a better location?

If they want the golden shower ask them to stand in the shower stall to save on the clean up.
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TopicThe result of working out only one side.
Mistere Man
05/17/17 11:50:59 PM
#8
Reminds me of this


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TopicI just don't get how you can be a conservative if you're black
Mistere Man
05/17/17 8:03:28 AM
#14
Lincoln was a republican.
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TopicMom's spaghetti
Mistere Man
05/17/17 8:00:02 AM
#4
Caution999 posted...
There's no sauce -_-

So the pasta is naked?
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TopicWhat's your favorite Adam Sandler movie?
Mistere Man
05/17/17 7:31:55 AM
#47
Waterboy and Happy Gilmore.

Little Nicky had a nice premise, but then they turned it into the worlds longest Popeyes's chicken commercial.
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TopicWhen I was a kid, I asked a lady what time it was.
Mistere Man
05/17/17 7:19:49 AM
#7
That or she didn't know how to say 2:22
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TopicMan sets himself on fire on Facebook Live
Mistere Man
05/17/17 12:51:16 AM
#12
Horrible way to go.
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Topic5 family members + friend perish trying to save each other
Mistere Man
05/17/17 12:10:52 AM
#17
DDoS posted...
Sadly they didn't. And they were/lived with farmers...

I know it is strange, heck you would think they would have had a rope to tie to the second person in case they passed out going after the first.
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Topic5 family members + friend perish trying to save each other
Mistere Man
05/17/17 12:06:30 AM
#15
DDoS posted...
PoopPotato posted...
I've heard this story before, only it was an Amish family cleaning out a pig shit trench

Who knew you could lose consciousness like that. I feel so sorry for the surviving child.

From breathing in concentrated methane, and ammonia? I would hope most people.
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TopicScenario: You wake up one morning and a giant anaconda is right next to you
Mistere Man
05/14/17 9:55:17 PM
#12
Tell it was amazing last night.
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TopicVegy is naked and knocking on your door.
Mistere Man
05/14/17 9:44:30 PM
#8
PepsiWithCoke posted...
I grab my shotgun and answer the door.

You going to pump it then unload on his face?
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TopicAre you good or bad at lying?
Mistere Man
05/14/17 9:42:29 PM
#8
I am a great liar, some would say the best. The very best in the world it's the truth! Trust me.
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TopicWhy haven't you seen your best friend naked?
Mistere Man
05/14/17 9:38:49 PM
#2
I have no friends as I am a loser
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TopicVegy is naked and knocking on your door.
Mistere Man
05/14/17 9:37:51 PM
#6
Sure why not?
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TopicAnti-white mural painted under Eiffel Tower
Mistere Man
05/14/17 9:33:49 PM
#130
The only thing I want to know is why are they all grabbing them by the crotch/p words?
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TopicBeautiful penis
Mistere Man
05/14/17 9:13:21 PM
#13
I don't know as it has retracted into my body.
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TopicITT: We all shitpost...hard
Mistere Man
05/14/17 9:11:33 PM
#45
Doodie

(Giggles like a school girl)

I feel


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TopicSo I decided to do another image dump topic.
Mistere Man
05/14/17 8:42:43 AM
#13
I like the horse baby one, and the replacing v with b one from top gear. A lot of other good ones too, but those two were my favorites.
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TopicITT: Spoil a movie badly
Mistere Man
05/14/17 8:22:40 AM
#99
It was his sled.
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Topicis the earth is millions of years old, why is it only 2017?
Mistere Man
05/14/17 3:43:09 AM
#2

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TopicITT: Spoil a movie badly
Mistere Man
05/14/17 3:33:33 AM
#95
Gafemage posted...
RchHomieQuanChi posted...
The killer was actually a girl that's actually a guy


Psycho?

Sleepaway camp?

Old guy with bad skin gets thrown down a hole and explodes.
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TopicRichard Spencer and HUNDREDS of White People hold TORCHES in PROTEST!!
Mistere Man
05/14/17 3:26:01 AM
#8
Keep your friends close, but you enemies closer.
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TopicWhat is the worst movie of all time?
Mistere Man
05/14/17 3:13:50 AM
#14
Eragon

Oh God I forgot about bio dome!

Also add national security.
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Topic"Why does Sasquatch got a big ol' dick"
Mistere Man
05/14/17 3:11:52 AM
#8
Once you go Sasquatch you need a wheelchair!
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TopicSex has existed for 3,000 years
Mistere Man
05/14/17 2:59:20 AM
#5
Foppe posted...
So how did animals reproduce before that?

Cell division?
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TopicI just got a "I wanna sit on your face so bad" text how should I reply
Mistere Man
05/14/17 12:35:30 AM
#15
Just call me Chairface Chippendale!
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Topicpost gifs that make you mad
Mistere Man
05/13/17 1:20:14 AM
#6
hGe2YJ6

Only because I think I know who is playing the zombie, but I can't think of who it is!

It is driving me mad!
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Topiclol at this old Cartoon Network commercial
Mistere Man
05/12/17 7:34:17 PM
#20
I have not seen that before thank you it was great!
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TopicHypothetical: You walk in on your roommate making out with his boyfriend :O
Mistere Man
05/12/17 7:28:15 PM
#18
Offworlder1 posted...
Rictor_91 posted...
Offworlder1 posted...
Tell them to take that to his bedroom.

Are you just saying that because your roommate is gay? >:(

Or would you say the same to a straight couple?
I have said that to a friend and his woman, I don't care if they are straight or gay.

Yeah make sticky on your own furniture not what we all share.
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TopicHypothetical: You walk in on your roommate making out with his boyfriend :O
Mistere Man
05/12/17 7:24:46 PM
#16
Rictor_91 posted...
Offworlder1 posted...
Tell them to take that to his bedroom.

Are you just saying that because your roommate is gay? >:(

Or would you say the same to a straight couple?

Oh I figured I walked into their room, but yeah if living area no sex juice on the furniture! No exceptions!
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TopicHypothetical: You walk in on your roommate making out with his boyfriend :O
Mistere Man
05/12/17 7:18:30 PM
#14
Feline_Heart posted...
XujHL

This
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TopicCan you tell what's wrong with each of these 10 pictures?
Mistere Man
05/12/17 6:31:01 PM
#20
CapnMuffin posted...
Canuklehead posted...
CapnMuffin posted...
Nope. Even the site missed it.


Train cars don't bend like that.

Yay

Good point.

7 has many things wrong in it like no tracks in areas also.
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TopicCan you tell what's wrong with each of these 10 pictures?
Mistere Man
05/12/17 11:54:04 AM
#15
CapnMuffin posted...
No one has gotten the true answer to 7 yet.

Well it was my first thought, but I went with my other idea as I had never seen a train with a running engine on both ends before, but it seems they are a thing.

It is that the second train has no lead engine. I just figured it was uncoupled at the time, like the abandoned train cars I see on tracks some times.
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TopicGive me one factual reason why the earth isnt flat
Mistere Man
05/11/17 10:28:30 PM
#22
Because we call earth Mother Earth, and are you going to tell a lady she is flat?
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TopicVideo Game Music Topic
Mistere Man
05/11/17 8:23:13 PM
#30
Warning contains bad language! Viewer discretion is advised


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TopicGive me one factual reason why the earth isnt flat
Mistere Man
05/11/17 8:07:30 PM
#8
Chicken posted...
mountains

This or valleys.
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TopicVideo Game Music Topic
Mistere Man
05/11/17 7:52:16 PM
#22









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TopicVideo Game Music Topic
Mistere Man
05/11/17 7:31:19 PM
#12

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TopicVideo Game Music Topic
Mistere Man
05/11/17 7:19:13 PM
#9

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TopicThis cop dubbed the 'drug whisperer' says fuck innocent until proven guilty
Mistere Man
05/11/17 7:05:32 PM
#62
DirkDiggles posted...
Why would anybody trust a Cobb County cop?


(Dances)
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TopicThis cop dubbed the 'drug whisperer' says fuck innocent until proven guilty
Mistere Man
05/11/17 6:51:44 PM
#58
LordRazziel posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
LordRazziel posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
Driving while stoned isn't even dangerous.

Yeah, it is.


Maybe for people who aren't used to it...

People say the same thing about drinking.
Drinking and driving is worse, but being high certainly has a negative impact on the way you drive.

Reminds me of this


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TopicThis cop dubbed the 'drug whisperer' says fuck innocent until proven guilty
Mistere Man
05/11/17 6:43:50 PM
#55
TheVipaGTS posted...
Mistere Man posted...
E32005 posted...
Mistere Man posted...
Just for the record I saw someone arrested in Kennesaw GA for being homeless in public.

The cop was like you know it's illegal to be homeless in public, and the guy was like I didn't know that was a crime now.

The cop said well it is.

thats when, as a cop, you gotta question what you're doing.

To be fair if I was homeless I would rather be in jail roof over your head, meals, and medical. Not all good no but better than the streets imo.

The only issue with that is unless you're strong enough to defend yourself you're going to be a target. Sometimes it's safer to deal with people like that in the streets than it is dealing with the cliques in jail.

My nephew was in the jail for 3 months he spent his days reading books he said they keep the violet prisoners in set blocks so lesser offenders are not hurt as often. Also prison is often where the really bad stuff happens not jail, but it can still happen,just way less often.
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TopicThis cop dubbed the 'drug whisperer' says fuck innocent until proven guilty
Mistere Man
05/11/17 6:38:47 PM
#48
E32005 posted...
Mistere Man posted...
Just for the record I saw someone arrested in Kennesaw GA for being homeless in public.

The cop was like you know it's illegal to be homeless in public, and the guy was like I didn't know that was a crime now.

The cop said well it is.

thats when, as a cop, you gotta question what you're doing.

To be fair if I was homeless I would rather be in jail roof over your head, meals, and medical. Not all good no, but way better than the streets imo.
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TopicThis cop dubbed the 'drug whisperer' says fuck innocent until proven guilty
Mistere Man
05/11/17 6:34:10 PM
#43
Southernfatman posted...
Nope. No reason to mistrust or hate cops. None at all.

It is not good to generalize I don't hate any group even cops. I judge everyone on their own actions.

Just because this cop is a douche doesn't mean all cops are.
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TopicThis cop dubbed the 'drug whisperer' says fuck innocent until proven guilty
Mistere Man
05/11/17 6:31:31 PM
#41
Just for the record I saw someone arrested in Kennesaw GA for being homeless in public.

The cop was like you know it's illegal to be homeless in public, and the guy was like I didn't know that was a crime now.

The cop said well it is.
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Topic50 million but you get severe depression for 5 years straight
Mistere Man
05/11/17 6:28:29 PM
#34
thronedfire2 posted...
So you owe me like $150mil

They owe me around $300+ million if it is retroactive.
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