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TopicMom stabbed boyfriend after finding him raping her 12 year old daughter
CapnMuffin
09/15/17 7:56:41 PM
#80
*rubs eyes*

Horrendous story. For some reason I read that as "Mom dabbed boyfriend..." ugh.
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TopicITT: rate the above user's post username
CapnMuffin
09/15/17 7:54:15 PM
#10
726382/10000000

No one set the grading scale... :P
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TopicI feel like the PS4 has gotten a bit of a backlash since the Switch released
CapnMuffin
09/15/17 4:59:29 PM
#26
I feel like this for the most part...

PC: The default and most "efficient" option.
Switch: Buy if you like Nintendo games.
PS4: Buy if you like Japanese exclusives.
XB1: Last resort for personal preferences.
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TopicFat people are always hoarding those motorized carts at Walmart from actual
CapnMuffin
09/15/17 4:55:32 PM
#13
Zikten posted...
CapnMuffin posted...
There should be sensors in the candy and soda aisles that disable the carts when crossing the threshold.

that would punish people who can't walk at all but are skinny

Weight sensors.
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TopicFat people are always hoarding those motorized carts at Walmart from actual
CapnMuffin
09/15/17 2:16:48 PM
#4
There should be sensors in the candy and soda aisles that disable the carts when crossing the threshold.
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TopicITT I ask 100 on Tinder if they want to hookup
CapnMuffin
09/15/17 12:22:19 PM
#217
Ua4ScpC
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TopicSTOP with the fucking Pumpkin Spice America!
CapnMuffin
09/15/17 11:56:22 AM
#7
Pumpkin Spice Soylent Green

Mmmm.
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TopicITT I ask 100 on Tinder if they want to hookup
CapnMuffin
09/15/17 10:28:22 AM
#210
If someone quotes that last conversation and says lmao one more time, I'm going to pistol whip them.
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TopicFact, forcing memes into a game isn't good writing.
CapnMuffin
09/13/17 1:30:52 PM
#20
Why do people get bitter about Borderlands referencing pop culture? They act like the devs think it's supposed to carry the game or something.
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TopicHow can you lose fat without counties calories?
CapnMuffin
09/13/17 10:55:16 AM
#7
Just imagine the portion you would normally take and cut it by half.
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TopicIf ghosts aren't real then are all those TV shows are fake?
CapnMuffin
09/13/17 9:36:17 AM
#16
I remember when I still worked for this movie studio, the director, producer and I were throwing around this idea of a spoof ghost hunter show. Basically over the top or something. Think Reno 911! but ghost hunters instead of cops. They would use "ghost grenades" and other ridiculous gear.
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TopicIf ghosts aren't real then are all those TV shows are fake?
CapnMuffin
09/12/17 9:32:46 PM
#4
Yes TV shows are fake. Sit down if this thought makes you overwhelmed.
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TopicWhy do Americans stand for the National Anthem even when no one is looking?
CapnMuffin
09/12/17 5:20:17 PM
#8
Yet you were looking at him.
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TopicOnce when I was seven years old I sat on a banana
CapnMuffin
09/12/17 2:16:08 PM
#2
It changed the banana's life.
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TopicIs Hideo Kojima dead?
CapnMuffin
09/12/17 9:10:25 AM
#19
What ever happened to that game with Naked Norman Reedus?
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TopicWere there actually any... in the MGS series? *spoilers for whole series*
CapnMuffin
09/12/17 8:36:12 AM
#28
Hint: The boss before the last boss is the villain.
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TopicWhy does Link have to delve deep into ancient dungeons to find a damn bow?
CapnMuffin
09/11/17 10:49:49 PM
#3
He needs to find the bow that can shrink into pocket sized.
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TopicCE how do I kill all these fucking wolves :(
CapnMuffin
09/11/17 10:47:23 PM
#12
Dark Spirit CapnMuffin has invaded your world.

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TopicShitposting with friends
CapnMuffin
09/11/17 10:40:25 PM
#27
LittleRoyal posted...
Drrobotniks posted...
really should stop the attention whoring tbh

Girl makes funny topic->attention whore

Guy makes funny topic-> dude having a good time.

I've noticed this unfortunate pattern too.
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TopicThis is my O face
CapnMuffin
09/11/17 10:35:23 PM
#2
BootyGif posted...
(> ~_(> O.0)>

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TopicSex robots could kill you
CapnMuffin
09/11/17 10:18:04 PM
#6
Are they connected to wifi or something? If so why...
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TopicReal Life Jedis
CapnMuffin
09/11/17 10:17:03 PM
#2
Damn where the fuck was this when that contest for cringiest video was going on here
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TopicDeath Battle made Superman out to be a superior martial artist
CapnMuffin
09/11/17 6:22:19 PM
#51
Martial arts is still a part of DBZ and Super.
They're always talking about fighting technique, stances, ki control, concentration, balance, etc.
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TopicDon't listen to ondore's lies!!!
CapnMuffin
09/11/17 3:00:18 PM
#5
Funnest FF mini game am I right
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TopicStuff teens in the mid 2000's did
CapnMuffin
09/10/17 11:31:35 PM
#6
MFBKBass5 posted...
KlRBEH posted...
is that not a thing anymore?

...

Not since "Recent Places" was added to Windows.
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TopicITT: We virtue signal
CapnMuffin
09/10/17 11:25:00 PM
#6
Mods are people too.
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TopicIf you knew they weren't going to bite/sting would you put wasps up your butt?
CapnMuffin
09/10/17 11:20:46 PM
#14
ArtVandelay posted...
Sami1000 posted...
What

Don't sniff crack and post, kids.
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TopicI just botched a handshake with a black guy >_>
CapnMuffin
09/10/17 11:12:15 PM
#19
lilORANG posted...
ShinobiNinjaX posted...
lilORANG posted...
I got his number tho.

Gonna hook up later and make some chocolate and vanilla swirl?

Nah he invited me to a bbq

Wait wait. BBQ or... cookout? Things just got more complicated for you.

http://neguswhoread.com/the-caucasians-guide-to-black-barbecues/
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TopicI just botched a handshake with a black guy >_>
CapnMuffin
09/10/17 10:32:28 PM
#12
We all have TC.
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TopicUnlimited money, but you gotta 100% Through the Fire and Flames on Expert lol
CapnMuffin
09/10/17 10:20:59 PM
#4
Yeah. I'm sure I could master that in under a year.
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TopicSonic fans are at it again... they've given Dr. Eggman an adorable niece.
CapnMuffin
09/10/17 10:17:11 PM
#31
Just seems like a Bowser Jr ripoff.
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TopicSexy Anime Girls topic Type 4: I like big butts
CapnMuffin
09/10/17 4:14:55 PM
#167
I think I left this topic up in my browser when I let my wife borrow the phone to put baby game apps on it.

Whoops.
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TopicSo wait, I got a 3 karma loss for posting that video of Pewdiepie being racist?
CapnMuffin
09/10/17 3:40:47 PM
#27
HqsrRNp
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TopicRe-watching first episode of TWD season 7.
CapnMuffin
09/10/17 3:08:10 PM
#8
Still wondering if Eugene is legit a traitor, just scared, or trying to pull off an elaborate plot.
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TopicDo you exhibit any mannerisms you've picked up from video games? >_>
CapnMuffin
09/10/17 3:05:50 PM
#4
At most I have two things to say to you and the second thing usually only occurs if you bring me something specific.
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Topicyo so what happens to the jails and prisons during a hurricane?
CapnMuffin
09/10/17 2:58:23 PM
#3
https://www.ok.gov/doc/documents/op052001.pdf
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Topicdid anyone watch the Ender's Game film
CapnMuffin
09/10/17 2:16:57 PM
#6
It was pretty good. Never read the book.

Do they plan on making more?
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TopicWould you kill someone if they were stealing your video game collection?
CapnMuffin
09/10/17 12:51:09 PM
#56
To anyone that said yes.

Let's say they managed to escape unharmed. If you saw them later somewhere else would you still kill them?
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TopicGlobal warming is to blame for Irma.
CapnMuffin
09/10/17 12:40:03 PM
#77
Skye Reynolds posted...
Remember Republicans, you caused this.

That asteroid which is gonna wipe out a third of the Earth's population in 2025, you caused that too.

Well they made Earth hotter and thus more attractive to prospective brosteroids.
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TopicGlobal warming is to blame for Irma.
CapnMuffin
09/10/17 11:57:00 AM
#51
Patty_Fleur posted...
Omnislasher posted...
Patty_Fleur posted...

the position you're taking has as much credibility as claiming that the earth is flat or only ~4,000 years old

embarrassing


Climate change is not debatable. Its happened. It always had happened. It's the cause of it that gets me.

I just don't believe humans have as much an impact as people say. Just my thoughts.

Arguing against the validity of climate change models is a defendable stance. There's just not enough data to be conclusive. However I look at it as "whether we're wrong or right wouldnt we want to err on the side of safety and responsibility?" Worst case scenario is we didn't have as much impact as we thought but at least we didn't make it worse and became more efficient.
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TopicHey so fuck these Lothric Prince twin fuckers
CapnMuffin
09/09/17 10:08:51 PM
#6
If you're on the Box I can coop witya
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Topichmmm my sister didn't poop today
CapnMuffin
09/09/17 10:05:32 PM
#20
#poopwatch2017
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TopicWhat Resturaunt are open nearly 24-7?
CapnMuffin
09/09/17 9:59:34 PM
#19
SMAP- posted...
George Webb's

Aw hell ya. Best place to go after a night out in Milwaukee.
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Topicthe Sayians, on average really aren't that great warriors
CapnMuffin
09/09/17 9:58:07 PM
#20
I like to believe the Saiyans never reached their true potential. Freeza kept them as backwater grunts and didn't allow them to prosper or develop.

They were also kept ignorant of their growth potential by judging absolute ability by power level readings (another Freeza invention) at birth, with low readings being sent to kamikaze planets.
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Topicwhat are all the different items in Castlevania (first one only)
CapnMuffin
09/09/17 9:52:23 PM
#8
Besides sub weapons there was also the rosary and invincibility potion.
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TopicRUMOR: Nintendo is making me poor
CapnMuffin
09/09/17 9:04:12 PM
#2
Pull yourself up by your Wii straps.
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Topicwhat are all the different items in Castlevania (first one only)
CapnMuffin
09/09/17 9:02:48 PM
#2
Dagger
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TopicITT I finally tell SBAllen what I think of him
CapnMuffin
09/09/17 1:21:28 PM
#7
Nice. Uh anyone take Somorost yet? It's on my wishlist :3
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