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| Topic | Resident Evil 7 is really good |
| Cartwheel_Kick 09/03/17 12:48:15 PM #3 | I found it horrible. and it's not the style 180 I have a problem with --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | North Korea may have tested another nuke. |
| Cartwheel_Kick 09/03/17 1:35:53 AM #5 | exactly what is their endgame intentions again? --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | Everything wrong with Rick and Morty fans |
| Cartwheel_Kick 09/03/17 12:41:12 AM #12 | I dislike PICKLE RIIIIIIIICK meme plebs more but I guess at least they bring support to the series so idrc --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | What are people mad about today? |
| Cartwheel_Kick 09/03/17 12:03:13 AM #16 | apocalyptic_4 posted... I buy trash bags only to throw them out in the trash. XD --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | damnit Lakeview Cabin Collection comes so close to being a great game(s) |
| Cartwheel_Kick 09/02/17 3:59:25 AM #1 | I got the 16 bit horror game through the latest humble bundle, and it looked so great at first. I had some fun with it, but the developer pushed the "you gotta think hard about how to win" part waaaaaaaaaaaaay too far. I like a challenge but this is just tedious when not obscure as fuck... It's too bad because for some reason I LOVE retro-style horror games even more than modern, full blown 3D ones. Yahthzee's Chzo mythos series (5 days a stranger, etc.) for example was so fucking amazing. Anyone knows anything else worthwhile in this category? --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | White man ass |
| Cartwheel_Kick 08/26/17 11:05:42 AM #2 | Think carefully before you answer. Black man ass is not just about the ass. It's about the attitude, the message. --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | Just visited the redpill subreddit...gotta say I'm pretty impressed |
| Cartwheel_Kick 08/26/17 11:04:14 AM #22 | bump --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | Why It Matters That Ahmed Mohamed Is Both Black and Muslim |
| Cartwheel_Kick 08/25/17 10:53:09 PM #6 | bump --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | Just visited the redpill subreddit...gotta say I'm pretty impressed |
| Cartwheel_Kick 08/25/17 10:35:28 PM #12 | I figured CE was the perfect kinda place for the redpill movement. I guess CE hates everything, even the haters --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | I have never understood the whole "homosexuality is a choice" argument |
| Cartwheel_Kick 08/21/17 4:04:45 PM #49 | LordRazziel posted... I always thought that to be an indicator that they may be gay. Yeah they're probably bi at a certain proportion suppress their homo urges and act only on their hetero ones, and think gay people just chose the dark side --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | Do you find the Onion funny? |
| Cartwheel_Kick 08/21/17 3:07:43 PM #10 | obsolete posted... I laugh at the headline then when I read the article I can pretty much predict all the unfunny jokes. It does that to me too, but sometimes the joke actually stretches over the article and gets funnier like this one http://www.theonion.com/article/10-year-old-wishes-unemployed-father-couldnt-make--32220? Every line is pretty much what you'd expect from a kid talking about exactly the opposite in the same manner and it's hilarious to me. Also the little things like "the kid told reporters before the match" as if reporters would interview a kid about this lmao. But that's why I said it's kinda nerdy humor --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | Do you find the Onion funny? |
| Cartwheel_Kick 08/21/17 1:36:05 PM #3 | BlueBoy675 posted... Occasionally that goes under not really --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | Have you ever wondered about having a vagina? |
| Cartwheel_Kick 08/21/17 1:35:22 PM #9 | I bet it would suck dicks --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | Do you find the Onion funny? |
| Cartwheel_Kick 08/21/17 1:34:01 PM #1 | --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | Why do people try hitting on people who are obviously out of their league? |
| Cartwheel_Kick 08/19/17 5:32:39 PM #18 | -l___________l- posted... Cartwheel_Kick posted...Do you not realize how awkward it is to have to find an excuse other than "You're not attractive enough for me" so I don't hurt your feelings? That's literally the same thing __aCEr__ posted... Everybody has a rock-bottom fuck. It could be me. XD I dig --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | Why do people try hitting on people who are obviously out of their league? |
| Cartwheel_Kick 08/19/17 5:13:07 PM #1 | Do you not realize how awkward it is to have to find an excuse other than "You're not attractive enough for me" so I don't hurt your feelings? --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | story is pretty much shit and pointless in 99% of video games |
| Cartwheel_Kick 08/08/17 7:05:40 PM #13 | How was Nihilistic: Automata's story good? It had some moments and interesting characters but even less so machines developing an ability to think. I don't know why this meme is spammed throughout media and why people gobble it up like it's interesting --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | Jalapeno Poppers>Mozzarella Sticks |
| Cartwheel_Kick 07/29/17 9:39:50 PM #11 | Well duh. They're mozzrella sticks + + --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | When I clench my buttcheeks together they are as hard as steel |
| Cartwheel_Kick 07/26/17 7:37:03 AM #5 | DrizztLink posted... Cartwheel_Kick posted...Call Tarantino and get him to make movie starring you as one of 5 ruthless quirky gimmicky killers my butt is weeping openly staring rn round butt round up fanny rally the Assemblage --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | When I clench my buttcheeks together they are as hard as steel |
| Cartwheel_Kick 07/26/17 7:01:16 AM #2 | Call Tarantino and get him to make movie starring you as one of 5 ruthless quirky gimmicky killers --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | Officers kill man with no active warrants at wrong house. |
| Cartwheel_Kick 07/26/17 6:35:22 AM #12 | shit country --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | 'Demonic' Goat Born in Argentina |
| Cartwheel_Kick 07/26/17 6:10:16 AM #8 | meh-eh-eh-eh-eh. --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | what is the worst common female name |
| Cartwheel_Kick 07/26/17 5:57:23 AM #4 | Dusti --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | I hate it when females have male names that end in i |
| Cartwheel_Kick 07/26/17 5:56:16 AM #26 | ChibiGhasts posted... KogaSteelfang posted...So, there's my brother and me, Tony and Dustin, and a pair of girls the same age named Toni and Dusti. lol --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | I've never woken up this early before. |
| Cartwheel_Kick 07/26/17 5:52:43 AM #2 | it's probably cancer. --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | Mr girlfriend doesn't like my son playing violent games. |
| Cartwheel_Kick 07/26/17 4:04:29 AM #6 | At 13 it's fine if he's otherwise healthy. And if you even ask yourself the question he probably is --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | Cancelled video games you're still sad about |
| Cartwheel_Kick 07/26/17 3:41:59 AM #145 | DifferentialEquation posted... Starcraft Ghost --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | are the Linkin Park memes too soon? |
| Cartwheel_Kick 07/21/17 6:50:53 PM #5 | IMO no. I'm kinda affected by the death but I will never tell someone how to feel or act. If they're not affected or need humor to get through it then why should I care --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | When you hear Rod do you think fishing pole, wizard's weapon, a dick |
| Cartwheel_Kick 07/21/17 3:58:56 AM #8 | wizards weapon. I first learned that word by playing final fantasy. --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | How the fuck can anybody find happiness in this sad sick world of ours? |
| Cartwheel_Kick 07/21/17 3:52:24 AM #31 | well you need a minimum of luck to find good people. --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | Should you tell your significant other if you are thinking of breaking up? |
| Cartwheel_Kick 07/21/17 3:44:56 AM #4 | In general yes. I advocate being honest and dealing with things in an adult manner, it's just better in the end for everyone involved. If you're thinking it because you have issues that may be resolved, communication between two mature people will clarify how you two feel and allow you to try to fix things if possible, if you're willing to evolve or open yourself up more to your partner's feelings. With some people discussion will turn up nothing but negativity and misunderstanding, but in that case your relationship is doomed anyway. --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | I just found out that my grandmother has a 63in. brain tumor |
| Cartwheel_Kick 07/21/17 1:36:43 AM #26 | god this sucks. What symptoms did she have at first? --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | Huh, Chester Bennington killed himself today. |
| Cartwheel_Kick 07/20/17 8:20:57 PM #282 | This is really dark. I hoped that when someone expresses the feelings he did in all these songs, to which I could relate to, he'd managed to overcome it all and be happy in the end. To get over the darkness. Seems not... in this case at least. Looks like he went through some pretty bad shit... RockRapDubstep posted... Kurt was a better songwriter than LP ever was I would like to disagree, was never very impressed with Kurt's songwriting despite liking a lot of his songs. But it's probably a personal preference, I dislike authors being overly vague --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | Your teenage son is jerking off.... and you accidentally walk in on him |
| Cartwheel_Kick 07/17/17 12:36:24 PM #16 | fenderbender321 posted... If that's my son, then I'd be too busy banging his mom to walk in on him. That's because his mom must be super fucking hot for him to look like that. Not saying my son's hot, just that his mom must be based on his bone structure. nice try deflecting the subject to being a big macho man. You are having sex with him and there's no escaping it. --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | Plus-sized cosplayer Momokun rant on facebook *nsfw |
| Cartwheel_Kick 07/17/17 7:01:11 AM #5 | why am i suprised her post got "Haha"'d by a bunch of plebs --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | To protect n' serve:Woman calls police for help, they show up and shoot her dead |
| Cartwheel_Kick 07/17/17 6:54:58 AM #19 | what a shitty country --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | SM: Homecoming was awesome!! Also shirtless Tom Holland in 3D... I approve bigly |
| Cartwheel_Kick 07/17/17 6:46:03 AM #6 | Silent Mill homecoming was actually decent. Not the best but decent --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | I think I just witnesses a kidnapping. |
| Cartwheel_Kick 07/17/17 6:39:32 AM #80 | Mystere posted... Don't worry too much about it. Kids take naps all the time. XD --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | Fuck me, why did I take so long to play Nier Automata? |
| Cartwheel_Kick 07/17/17 6:33:39 AM #32 | It's okay. I don't like how -There's no actual combo to do -Understanding the map and how to get your main quests is confusing at first -The environment is mostly empty post apocalyptic rubble -Everybody is a machine or Android. I can't take their feelings seriously if they're all programmed. It's hard to care for androids Anyway the boss fights and storyline are just crazy and interesting enough to keep my interest so far. But I expected something else --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | obese youtuber drinks his last mtn dew |
| Cartwheel_Kick 07/13/17 5:14:35 AM #25 | SoraOwnsOctopus posted... Banjo2553 posted...I thought "last" meant he died afterwards. Fuck --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | It finally happened. My nipples started to hurt while on my jog |
| Cartwheel_Kick 07/11/17 2:59:57 AM #3 | this happened to me a lot when i was a delivery boy. Figured it was the tissue of the uniform. --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | The fuck? lol |
| Cartwheel_Kick 07/01/17 4:52:44 PM #3 | At first I was like :\ but then I was like :j --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | So someone explain to me why Friday the 13th is 40 dollars... |
| Cartwheel_Kick 07/01/17 3:54:50 AM #15 | Where? on ps4 it was like 55$ because you're forced to get the single available version including a 15$ theme or something. --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | Hnnng this fucking twink. Would marry. |
| Cartwheel_Kick 07/01/17 3:53:10 AM #2 | my penis retracted inwards --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | Your cute gay roommate wants to cuddle with you |
| Cartwheel_Kick 06/15/17 8:47:07 PM #13 | known2FAIL posted... Fuck no. Go grab a fucking blanket. If you ain't got one go buy a fucking blanket. Can't buy one? Then you can no longer be my room mate since you are fucking broke. known2FAIL laying down the smack. ain't nobody gon fuck with him. aint nobody gon cuddle with him --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | Research: straight men in bromances kiss and cuddle |
| Cartwheel_Kick 06/15/17 7:56:16 PM #21 | lilORANG posted... Are they talking mouth on mouth kisses? Cause I cuddle with my bros and sometimes we kiss the top of each others heads but I could never lip lock another dude. They're probably talking about people who are actually comfortable with their sexuality. --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | Best qualificative for a rooster you like? |
| Cartwheel_Kick 06/15/17 7:07:58 PM #1 | --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | Pretty sure I'm balding |
| Cartwheel_Kick 06/15/17 4:07:18 PM #5 | Why would you do this? There's like 0 advantage to balding. Just stop --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
| Topic | Once I stayed at McDonald's 34 minutes when the sign said 30 minute limit |
| Cartwheel_Kick 06/15/17 4:05:56 PM #2 | I hope so. --- dude, you NEVER tell people about the girl you're banging. that's the fastest way to unbang her. -Steve Nick |
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