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TopicY/N: Do you like this plump, shapely ass?
CountCristoph
06/01/17 9:53:48 PM
#36
SSJGrimReaper posted...
CountCristoph posted...
I'd eat cereal out of that butthole

which cereal

this is important

Cocoa Pebbles
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TopicY/N: Do you like this plump, shapely ass?
CountCristoph
06/01/17 9:41:41 PM
#31
I'd eat cereal out of that butthole
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TopicWhat games have the best A.I in your opinion?
CountCristoph
05/22/17 1:33:37 AM
#4
Republic Commando
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Topicis charlize theron the hottest african american?
CountCristoph
05/21/17 11:34:32 PM
#15
Without a doubt
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TopicDo you like pizza?
CountCristoph
05/21/17 4:40:42 PM
#19
ReignFury posted...
I'll fight anyone who eats pizza with pineapples

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TopicWhen you wanna have sex but don't want Grindr hook-ups
CountCristoph
05/20/17 3:56:00 PM
#13
What's wrong with Grindr?
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TopicKaty Perry is ugly.
CountCristoph
05/20/17 12:32:28 PM
#15
Pics for reference
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TopicMy ex who cheated on me is pregnant
CountCristoph
05/20/17 12:26:48 PM
#8
Help her raise the kid like a gentleman
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TopicWill Smith as Deadshot was a huge DCEU mistake.
CountCristoph
05/19/17 8:15:03 PM
#11
He was the least of the movie's problems
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TopicIs your member curved at all?
CountCristoph
05/19/17 1:06:32 AM
#8
Slightly to the left
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TopicDCEU fanboys literally think the DCEU has better villains than the MCU
CountCristoph
05/18/17 11:51:38 PM
#12
The villains themselves are better than MCU's. Their movie portrayals are just more subject to shitty writing and casting
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TopicHow could there be a Grand Canyon if God didn't exist?
CountCristoph
05/18/17 11:22:20 PM
#20
hollow_shrine posted...
CountCristoph posted...
hollow_shrine posted...
How could there be a god if the Grand Canyon didn't exist?

The Grand Canyon does exist though, so there must be a god.

Reading comp protip: the Grand Canyon is necessary condition of a god's existence in my verbal construction, but not a sufficient one. So this "must" conclusion is a bit premature.

Life protip: don't take it too seriously. Also don't be a pretentious douche
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TopicHow could there be a Grand Canyon if God didn't exist?
CountCristoph
05/18/17 10:48:46 PM
#15
hollow_shrine posted...
How could there be a god if the Grand Canyon didn't exist?

The Grand Canyon does exist though, so there must be a god.
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TopicWould you fuck this plus sized model?
CountCristoph
05/18/17 10:13:20 PM
#3
She can use my face as a toilet
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TopicMachamp is 5'3. Charizard is 5'7.
CountCristoph
05/18/17 10:12:38 PM
#3
Machamp? More like Manletchamp
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TopicWhat is it about T Bagging?
CountCristoph
05/18/17 9:26:08 PM
#11
I remember it triggered a lot of people in Halo multiplayer
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TopicWill Avatar 2 still be huge or will it be a flop?
CountCristoph
05/18/17 9:23:00 PM
#5
The Last Airbender bombed so I doubt it will earn back its budget
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TopicHow could there be a Grand Canyon if God didn't exist?
CountCristoph
05/18/17 9:21:46 PM
#1
Checkmate, atheists
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TopicHow does one get over the fear of rejection?
CountCristoph
05/18/17 8:49:31 PM
#5
Get rejected
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TopicNewly released Chelsea Manning posts her first pic as a WOMAN! Is she hot?
CountCristoph
05/18/17 7:12:05 PM
#33
AugustAdoulin posted...
You guys are way too harsh. I think she looks like Mia Farrow. :o

CRMLtTj

Yeah, if Mia Farrow was hit in the face by a bus
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TopicDo you eat soy products?
CountCristoph
05/18/17 7:01:09 PM
#5
Does ass count as a soy product? If so, yes
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TopicYou can't spell "women" without "men"
CountCristoph
05/18/17 5:45:06 PM
#19
metralo posted...
thats why cultured people use womyn now. i dont know anyone who doesnt.

You can't spell womyn without myn
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Topicamerican idol is coming back next year. katy perry is a judge.
CountCristoph
05/18/17 4:28:17 PM
#8
Only way I'd ever watch that show again is if they bring Simon back
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Topic10 page essay due tomorrow
CountCristoph
05/18/17 4:27:32 PM
#4
Character spacing is your friend
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TopicFor gay guys only. Women you find attractive
CountCristoph
05/18/17 1:27:53 PM
#5
Caitlyn Jenner
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TopicNew Biggie album drops tomorrow CE
CountCristoph
05/18/17 1:14:57 PM
#11
He and Tupac never died
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TopicChris Cornell died
CountCristoph
05/18/17 11:39:34 AM
#144
Behaviorism posted...
Ultima Dragon posted...
Smallville posted...
believe it or not my brother just saw his show in detroit last night, don't know why he'd committ suicide if he did, dude must have been a fucking multimillionaire


Depression/mental illness is a killer, that's for sure. Nothing about it is logical or sound, it really warps your mind. No one even knows that he was suffering or for how long, so this really seems like it's completely out of nowhere.

I never got depressed celebrities. Every single aspect of my life would be fixed/perfect right now if I had a million dollars. Every single one. I'm not a people person anyway, so if all of my financial stress went away, I'd be perfect. But I guess no one can understand the mind of another person. Oh well. Hope he finally found peace.

>not a people person
>famous celebrity

You don't see how there can be a problem there?
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TopicChris Cornell died
CountCristoph
05/18/17 11:38:22 AM
#142
Horrible news :/

Rip
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TopicDo you say "I went to THE hospital" or I" went to hospital"
CountCristoph
05/18/17 12:02:53 AM
#35
FighterStreet posted...
CountCristoph posted...
FighterStreet posted...
CountCristoph posted...
Both are grammatically correct

"I went to a hospital" means you went to one of the many hospitals of the world

"I went to the hospital" refers to the specific unnamed hospital you went to

"I went to hospital" is just rubbish

how is the first one wrong, it is correct imo

It's not. I just said both are correct

It's just that in conversation you usually have a specific hospital in mind when referring to going to a hospital

no, no you dont. Im actually a doctor and most of my patients make calls at some point to family members who live far away and they say

'i went to the hospital'

we are in cali, this partic patient was speaking to her grandmother from upstate newyork

It doesn't matter. The patient in NY was referring to the single hospital that she went to so "the" is not incorrect
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TopicAnother "rec me some anime" topic
CountCristoph
05/17/17 11:58:33 PM
#32
I recommend you stop watching anime
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TopicDo you say "I went to THE hospital" or I" went to hospital"
CountCristoph
05/17/17 11:57:57 PM
#31
FighterStreet posted...
CountCristoph posted...
Both are grammatically correct

"I went to a hospital" means you went to one of the many hospitals of the world

"I went to the hospital" refers to the specific unnamed hospital you went to

"I went to hospital" is just rubbish

how is the first one wrong, it is correct imo

It's not wrong. I just said both are correct

It's just that in conversation you usually have a specific hospital in mind when referring to going to a hospital
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TopicYou can't spell "women" without "men"
CountCristoph
05/17/17 11:55:53 PM
#4
Funkydog posted...
but WO stands for without.

If you wanna go down that road, it should be spelled WOmen which means "without men" so the label itself would mean nothing

In other words, without men, women are nothing
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TopicDo you say "I went to THE hospital" or I" went to hospital"
CountCristoph
05/17/17 11:51:11 PM
#21
Both are grammatically correct

"I went to a hospital" means you went to one of the many hospitals of the world

"I went to the hospital" refers to the specific unnamed hospital you went to

"I went to hospital" is just rubbish
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TopicYou can't spell "women" without "men"
CountCristoph
05/17/17 11:44:33 PM
#1
Checkmate, feminists
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TopicAfter hanging with my fat roommate, I now understand how people get so fat
CountCristoph
05/17/17 10:41:19 PM
#5
Does he look good at least?
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TopicKotor 1 = a new hope. Kotor 2(with restored content) = empire strikes back
CountCristoph
05/17/17 10:05:15 PM
#4
TOR = Return of the Jedi ?
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TopicA Nightmare on Elm Street is much better than Friday Thr 13th and Halloween
CountCristoph
05/17/17 10:03:36 PM
#26
NOM posted...
Jason > Freddy > Michael

You have that backwards
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TopicWhat's the difference between a cuck and a gentleman?
CountCristoph
05/17/17 10:02:59 PM
#14
Offworlder1 posted...
Syncronous posted...
Offworlder1 posted...
Syncronous posted...
Taxer posted...
Cucks get off to their SO having sex with someone else

A true gentleman would let their SO have sex with other men if that's what makes her happy.

No that's what a beta bitch who no longer has his balls would be ok with, a gentleman would make sure his wife respects their marriage vows and if she doesn't, serve her cheating ass divorce papers.

You've clearly never satisfied a woman before.
You've obviously not seen many of my posts, me talk about my girlfriend, or the threesomes I have with a second lady we invite every few months. It's a know fact that you are a virgin though, you being unwashed and filthy doesn't help your chances either. Oh wait thats right you don't care to attract women nor do you care what they think.

Just because you have a gf doesn't mean she's satisfied. Hell she probably wants those threesomes because you can't satisfy her on your own
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TopicRachel Ray is naked in your bed and requests that you rub her down with E-V-O-O.
CountCristoph
05/17/17 9:48:24 PM
#2
Rachel Ray all day.
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TopicCYOA: You are a cuckold.
CountCristoph
05/17/17 8:59:18 PM
#306
I'm sure he'll come back when he's done banging his gf's mom
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TopicCYOA: You are a cuckold.
CountCristoph
05/12/17 7:10:57 PM
#302
Hmm
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TopicCYOA: You are a cuckold.
CountCristoph
05/10/17 10:08:06 PM
#300
Bump
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TopicCYOA: You are a cuckold.
CountCristoph
05/07/17 2:27:50 AM
#292
SkynyrdRocker posted...
Bump

Syncronous posted...
Bump.

IHeartRadiation posted...
This place shall live eternal.

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TopicGirl getting fatter
CountCristoph
05/02/17 9:38:44 PM
#291
Eh, I'd let her tug my piece
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Topic~~ Official CE Hump Day Ass Ogling Topic ~~
CountCristoph
04/27/17 12:10:41 AM
#8
CountCristoph posted...
I want all of these girls to use my face as their toilet

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Topicstop peeing in the pool
CountCristoph
04/25/17 7:50:28 PM
#7
Never
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Topicmy interest in gamefaqs is dying
CountCristoph
04/25/17 7:47:15 PM
#2
Topichow do you get over your social anxiety?
CountCristoph
04/25/17 6:40:24 PM
#2
Drugs and alcohol
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TopicWilla Fitzgerald is hella underrated
CountCristoph
04/25/17 6:33:40 PM
#19
No ass pics, no opinion
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TopicYour reaction to hot as FUCK women who don't enjoi wearing any underwear?
CountCristoph
04/25/17 6:32:14 PM
#3
What a tease
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