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| Topic | The real winner is 2000 |
| DaGeneticFreak 05/21/17 7:45:57 PM #1 | That was the year that I, the man with the largest arms in the world, banged freaks and kicked asses to become world champion for the first time ever. I also beat Goldberg's bald ass down at Fall Brawl that same year, carrying his sorry carcass to the best match of his career when I put him in the Steiner Recliner and whispered in his ear "Size DOES matter, bitch!" --- Da Genetic Freak Your hookup, and the next heavyweight championship of the world. |
| Topic | I think we can safely say this is the worst contest we've ever had. |
| DaGeneticFreak 05/21/17 3:18:53 AM #26 | Worst contest ever. How am I supposed to dominate THIS one? --- Da Genetic Freak Your hookup, and the next heavyweight championship of the world. |
| Topic | ~P~ ~P~ B8UCA Presents: PANDEMONIUM! ~P~ ~P~ Ft. DP/Stifled, eaed/Maniac/CPU! |
| DaGeneticFreak 03/19/17 11:31:50 AM #43 | *sirens wail* Commentary: "OH MY! IT'S BIG POPPA PUMP! What the hell is he doing here?!" *DaGeneticFreaks runs into the ring before the cage can be lowered and sends the BEAR to Suplex City with a dozen belly-to-belly suplexes, followed by a Steiner Recliner* *flexes peaks as he leaves through the crowd* --- Da Genetic Freak Your hookup, and the next heavyweight championship of the world. |
| Topic | B8UCA Presents Monday Afternoon RUIN! Ft Contendership, Stipulations, Crazy Fun! |
| DaGeneticFreak 03/13/17 12:47:50 PM #42 | *sirens wail as I come out and flex my peaks and do pushups* Last week, the Broken Raisin gave me a call and said he needed some business taken care of! I'll toss the BEAR out of the UCA with the largest arms in the world, and then I'm gonna plow all the freaks in the stands, cause I'm the Big Bad Booty Daddy! So this one goes to all my freaks out here on RUIN! Big Poppa Pump is once again your hookup! HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME! *flexes peaks* --- Da Genetic Freak Your hookup, and the next heavyweight championship of the world. |
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