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TopicI'm going to drive around in the middle of the hurricane
DarkFists
09/10/17 7:49:47 PM
#4
eston posted...
On my way home earlier it was so irritaing, all these fucking knobs driving under 30 mph in a 45 mph zone. The hurricane isn't supposed to hit here until tomorrow afternoon ffs. It's just normal Florida rain right now


You don't slow down in rain? Though going 15 under is a bit much...
TopicYo man...Open up man. My girl just caught me
DarkFists
09/10/17 7:48:02 PM
#4
You didn't deserve to be caught...you.
TopicI think my wife is using Uber as a front to cheat on me
DarkFists
09/10/17 7:30:59 PM
#12
Action53 posted...
Offworlder1 posted...
What are you making this accusation based on ?, what has given you reason to believe she is not being loyal ?

I'm a cuck who constantly screws everything up and despite making nearly 50k a year can't cover all the bills of our modest home in the ghetto and her dabs habit


Stop buying vintage duck figurines and you'll be fine.
TopicI'm sorry but your qualifications don't match the position.
DarkFists
09/05/17 4:18:57 PM
#7
USANumber1 posted...
We regret to inform you that you don't meet the qualifications for the position which you applied. We will keep your application on file and contact you if another position comes along that falls more in line with your skill and experience.

Thank you.


The twist? This message was sent to you by a fast food place :P
TopicRIP Juicero
DarkFists
09/01/17 8:34:27 PM
#26
Vicious_Dios posted...
Looks like the one next in line is that expensive mail-order meals. I forget the name, but it requires a plethora of steps to cook the food.


Blue Apron? I remember seeing ads for that one heh
TopicEmployed homeless man found living between arcade machines at an arcade.
DarkFists
08/12/17 9:38:56 PM
#9
Touya999 posted...
DarkFists posted...
This is just an ad for Melty Blood and SF2


Melty need more love.


Agreed
TopicEmployed homeless man found living between arcade machines at an arcade.
DarkFists
08/12/17 7:59:22 PM
#5
This is just an ad for Melty Blood and SF2
TopicLol. This girl says that she's not looking for sex, yet this is her profile pic!
DarkFists
08/12/17 7:11:57 PM
#18
Is this anyone else's first time seeing someone named Gazelle? Because...that ain't no Gazelle.
TopicOzark discussion topic (SPOILERS - no spoilers in OP but topic will have them)
DarkFists
08/10/17 11:07:18 AM
#4
I only watched the first episode so far, so probably won't be in this topic once the spoilers start popping up, but the first episode was pretty good
Topicwhy do nerds do that creepy cringey role play shit (example inside)
DarkFists
08/10/17 10:52:43 AM
#34
Conflict posted...
I don't think "*hugs*" is that weird but anything else is cringe


What about *cringe*?
Topicwhy do nerds do that creepy cringey role play shit (example inside)
DarkFists
08/10/17 10:38:38 AM
#21
Muffinz0rz posted...
These are the same people who still say 'rawr XD'


See, now this...who the heck says rawr!?
Topicwhy do nerds do that creepy cringey role play shit (example inside)
DarkFists
08/10/17 10:09:27 AM
#9
*laughs*
TopicBizarre Bipedal Creature Captured in Azerbaijan
DarkFists
07/26/17 10:41:20 PM
#6
It's just a monkey...
TopicNew Harley Quinn Playarts Kai Figure By Tetsuya Nomura
DarkFists
07/20/17 10:00:14 PM
#11
Guy_Fieri posted...
Kajagogo posted...
Guy_Fieri posted...
DarkFists posted...
Nomura...how does she see?

"Don't worry it, just look at these fuckin' zippers and belts bro."


I second the 'how does she see?' question

"How about you see these fuckin' belts?" - Nomura


Belts are pointless if she's just gonna run into a wall! :P
TopicMan Pays $41,000 To Look Like Final Fantasy VIII's Squall Leonhart
DarkFists
07/20/17 9:45:12 PM
#14
Just wait til he finds out Squall has brown hair...
TopicNew Harley Quinn Playarts Kai Figure By Tetsuya Nomura
DarkFists
07/20/17 9:42:12 PM
#2
Nomura...how does she see?
TopicI'm going to Zambia tomorrow.
DarkFists
07/20/17 9:12:19 PM
#3
21, also, are you an alt? Does anyone love you?
TopicArin Hanson's hate of video games is annoying
DarkFists
07/14/17 9:30:28 AM
#13
Khalpz posted...
DarkFists posted...
MrPeppers posted...
I have no problem with him hating on video games. What drives me up a wall is when he passes his knowledge of non-video game topics off as fact or expert opinion. He usually has no clue what he's talking about and he makes it obvious that he doesn't look into stuff beyond what he sees on his Facebook feed.


Yeah, that's definitely what irks me.

People have preferences of games, it's just when he starts stating things as fact that it's...yeah

Never really seen the material he acts like that in. Just shit like Sequelitis which was great.


Game Grumps playthroughs mostly, an example being hot vs cold showers heh

Is kinda funny though now that Danny is actually sassing him, which is great during the late, late episodes of their Paper Mario: TTYD playthrough :P
TopicArin Hanson's hate of video games is annoying
DarkFists
07/13/17 10:47:50 AM
#10
MrPeppers posted...
I have no problem with him hating on video games. What drives me up a wall is when he passes his knowledge of non-video game topics off as fact or expert opinion. He usually has no clue what he's talking about and he makes it obvious that he doesn't look into stuff beyond what he sees on his Facebook feed.


Yeah, that's definitely what irks me.

People have preferences of games, it's just when he starts stating things as fact that it's...yeah
TopicDat new One Piece chapter doe *spoilers*
DarkFists
07/13/17 10:46:47 AM
#6
Shotgunnova posted...
That cake chef dude was pretty cool.

And sadly, we probably won't see him again, which is sad, because honestly...it's one of those Devil Fruits Oda clearly made to show off the power of, but never utilize
TopicDat new One Piece chapter doe *spoilers*
DarkFists
07/13/17 10:44:12 AM
#2
She's gonna eat a few people, I'm sure of it...this will also be how Bege's crew and the Straw Hats escape :P
TopicNi No Kuni II delayed to January 19.
DarkFists
07/13/17 10:43:36 AM
#13
I'm honestly okay with this, way too many games coming out this year anyways.
TopicArin Hanson's hate of video games is annoying
DarkFists
07/13/17 10:36:21 AM
#7
Only time I get mildly annoyed by his opinion is when he tries to state opinions as facts tbh..now THAT'S annoying

His hatred of RPGs seems to be getting to Dan though :P
TopicGet much comfort from the Doge body pillow
DarkFists
07/13/17 10:33:49 AM
#6
Wouldn't a Doge body pillow remove the need for the Doge?
Topicjust witnessed doge growling at a small child.
DarkFists
07/11/17 11:27:32 PM
#7
Fake mews!
TopicNew Spiderman movie promotes and normalizes porn *spoilers*
DarkFists
07/11/17 8:27:11 PM
#16
GATTJT posted...
Is this satire?

Has to be... I'd normally forgive someone not noticing the pg13 rating, but the whole thing reeks of satire
TopicShe knows just what it takes to make a crow blush...
DarkFists
07/11/17 10:11:14 AM
#3
I kinda wanna see a crow blush now...
TopicCamping in FPS games is for tryhards...
DarkFists
07/11/17 10:07:24 AM
#14
CrimsonAngeI posted...
DarkFists posted...
I'm a bow user if an fps allows it...so I don't technically camp ;)

Spotted the Hanzo main.

I actually haven't played Overwatch yet, but you're probably right :P

Some of the tank roles look fun too though haha
TopicCamping in FPS games is for tryhards...
DarkFists
07/11/17 10:03:06 AM
#11
I'm a bow user if an fps allows it...so I don't technically camp ;)
Topictfw you scramble some eggs for breakfast then realize youre out of ranch sauce
DarkFists
07/11/17 9:58:49 AM
#10
DevsBro posted...
If it were me? Slap myself for even having the thought of putting ranch on eggs.

This too.
Topictfw you scramble some eggs for breakfast then realize youre out of ranch sauce
DarkFists
07/11/17 9:55:29 AM
#8
ItsVinceRusso posted...
cheese on EGGS? what are you, animals?

Salsa then :P
TopicWhy does everyone hate Cyclops? X-Men spoilers comics and movies
DarkFists
07/11/17 9:45:07 AM
#7
Doesn't Cyclops kinda...become a villain multiple times? And when he's not a villain, he's still a huge prick? Seems like that's why people hate him :P
TopicNaked instagram model fights with police
DarkFists
07/11/17 9:38:27 AM
#6
Are...instagram models actually a thing? I admit, I don't keep up with things like that, but...it sounds like it shouldn't be a thing.
TopicThis NEW Terrifying FURRY SPIDER has been found in IRAN!! Does it Scare you??
DarkFists
07/10/17 10:58:35 PM
#5
it looks totally friendly
TopicI'm a lot like Torterra
DarkFists
07/10/17 10:50:49 PM
#9
Strange
TopicMy work has devices that keep food at a colder temperature than the room
DarkFists
07/10/17 10:49:26 PM
#4
You guys have a magic ice box!? Lucky!
TopicI'm a lot like Torterra
DarkFists
07/10/17 10:48:30 PM
#7
So...like Torterra, you have a tree growing out of your back?
TopicAre we losing a generation of young men to video games?
DarkFists
07/10/17 10:46:12 PM
#4
Just wait til they find out that women play games...and this article, while presenting some facts, reeks of bias as well to be frank
TopicNothing fucking matters, the planet will be dead by the end of the century
DarkFists
07/10/17 10:43:18 PM
#10
butthole666 posted...
Clad posted...
relax, we'll be fine

No we fucking won't

In my lifetime even fucking being outside during the summer could become a health hazard. In 100 years there will be so much carbon dioxide in the air people will literally be 10% stupider. It's fucking hopeless.

Need me to fetch you a tinfoil hat, or do you already have one?...or 20
TopicJustin Timberlake is legit
DarkFists
07/10/17 3:48:07 PM
#3
SomeLikeItHoth posted...
How can he be a bigger star? He's already an A lister.

Clearly, there needs to be an S rank, solely for Timberlake...or something
TopicImagine Dragons
DarkFists
07/10/17 3:40:51 PM
#13
chill02 posted...
dragons don't exist

or do they?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Komodo_dragon
TopicYR: Jim Parsons is cast as the next 007.
DarkFists
07/10/17 11:41:53 AM
#4
*queue laugh track*
TopicA character gets fundamentally changed and all people care about is their race
DarkFists
06/30/17 10:30:52 AM
#18
Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
Honestly I'm just tired of Spider-boy. Grew up on the 90's cartoon, Spider-man and Friends, and the Tobey version.
College age Spider-man, PLEASE.


Supposedly, the PS4 game takes place after he has some experience under his belt, so...maybe you'll get your wish...maybe.

Though Yuri Lowenthal voicing him makes it kinda hard to tell
TopicSo Fairy Tail is ending next chapter.
DarkFists
06/28/17 7:30:51 PM
#13
Duncanwii posted...
DarkFists posted...
Uhh, there's still 4 chapters left, there's a countdown on the most recent chapter

But what about this topic I saw on the Anime and Manga Board?
www.gamefaqs.com/boards/2000121-anime-and-manga-other-titles/75507619


Mishima supposedly does his chapters in advance...

Might explain the quality drop these last couple years, since that's when the multiple release weeks started happening.
TopicSo Fairy Tail is ending next chapter.
DarkFists
06/28/17 6:21:18 PM
#7
BLAKUboy posted...
Is it in a position to end or is it being rushed like Bleach and Naruto?


It's in a pretty good position to end tbh, it looked like it might've ended up rushed but...stuff happened that should allow for a decent final battle, for FT anyways.
Topicwhy is it that every game nowadays that is popular has a ton of butts in it
DarkFists
06/28/17 6:18:44 PM
#5
What do you expect, with all the legs in popular games? The true mastermind of every game also has legs. Coincidence? I think not!
TopicSo Fairy Tail is ending next chapter.
DarkFists
06/28/17 6:17:43 PM
#4
Uhh, there's still 4 chapters left, there's a countdown on the most recent chapter
Topicyour birthmark is how you died in a past life
DarkFists
06/28/17 6:14:26 PM
#53
My skull must've been bashed in by something...woo, pretty image right there.
Topic>Describes Saiyans as a physically powerful warrior race with monkey tails
DarkFists
06/26/17 4:49:05 PM
#6
Blue_Inigo posted...
Literally a different universe
TopicPureRuby87 - big titty "gamer girl"
DarkFists
06/26/17 4:47:21 PM
#16
SlashmanSG posted...
Odds that they're real?

Guaranteed fake

There really is such a thing as too big
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