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Joeydollaz posted...

Serious question

I was interested in this game but all I saw back then

was people scanning flowers...........how is it now?

They introduced even more breeds of flowers to scan. Get excited.
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Who posted?
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I'm talking farts, booty grease, sack sweat, etc.

I dunno about you but mine smells delish.
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Trash game. The studio should've been shut down a long time ago.
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Skye Reynolds posted...

Fuck yeah bro! Mighty Max was my jam.
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Resident Evil 4
Pee
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weapon_d00d816 posted...

I work an evening shift so I eat lunch before work.

*points and laughs*

I'm part of the master race that brings their lunch to work. It's a no-brainer considering my superior chef skills and price efficiency.
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Destiny and Asura's Wrath.
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LMAO @ bulk. You're about as bulky as my left nut.
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You should've slipped wang out of the window. Missed opportunity.....
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Xbox One

ClunkerSlim posted...

foreveraIone posted...

Michael Bay is the obvious one.

Is he? You can't say his films don't bring in the cash. All 4 Transformers films made money and engergized a failing toy line. I'd argue with every choice that guy makes in a film, but you can't say that he doesn't succeed in where he chooses to invest his efforts. Hasbro cant stop throwing money at the guy.

Yes, he is. He may bring in money but that doesn't change the fact that he's a straight up hack at what he does. His films will never win any awards except for Razzie's.
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lilORANG posted...

Feet_Fungus posted...

lilORANG posted...

shower sex is great. git gud virgins.

PSA: Sex dolls aren't real women and it's not sex if it's with a fake vag.

nothing fake about your mom brah

I #FeltTheBern with that one.
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lilORANG posted...

shower sex is great. git gud virgins.

PSA: Sex dolls aren't real women and it's not sex if it's with a fake vag.
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Laserion posted...

Depends on the space you have, and if there are handles. Handicapped shower?

Doesn't matter, I'm referring to the feeling. The water makes it feel weird and takes away from the friction.
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It's nearly impossible to nut while getting a bj in the shower. Hell, my wife couldn't even finish the job with a handy without me taking over for the money shot. At least clean up is easy....

First worlds issues right there.
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Do we have a list of these foods? They also have the Sam's Choice brand but I'm guessing that it doesn't apply here.
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Do you accept sexual favors in place of payment or tip?
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Crash (1996) ???/10 Boners


Original Sin 9/10 Boners

Monsters Ball 10/10 Boners

Killing Me Softly 8/10 Boners

Teeth ???/10 Boners

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Duncanwii posted...

Update: I found it! Someone turned it in to the Collage's lost and found. Good.

Too bad that they more than likely wrote down your SS # before turning it in. Sucks to be you TC.
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ChromeClimber posted...

Update:

She got back to me. Asked me to please not come over. I told her that I just need to see and make love to her one more time, and after that if she still truly wants me out of her life permanently, I will go. She told me that she's with someone else right now and that it's gotten serious. I asked her how serious things were when she decided to give up on us, and she has not responded.

I'm going to try to talk her into meeting me for coffee this week, basically tone back the "I'm going to drop by in the middle of the night!" thing. Now that we are talking at least that is progress.

Feet_Fungus posted...

Toke Jopic
Poke Joster
Flopic
This will happen
#basement dweller
#neckbeard
#foreveralone
etc., etc.

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Toke Jopic
Poke Joster
Flopic
This will happen
#basement dweller
#neckbeard
#foreveralone
etc., etc.
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5-10 minutes for me but not cos I finish too soon. ;)
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shit
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YookaLaylee posted...

Slip-N-Slide posted...

Cash me ousside howbow dah?

Seek help.
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Hadoken92 posted...

StrikeGently posted...

Hadoken92 posted...

StrikeGently posted...

Hadoken92 posted...

StrikeGently posted...

Hadoken92 posted...

Your ignorance and unwarranted arrogance will be corrected after your first sparring session.

What makes you say that? What makes you so sure that I'll meet my demise?

Because life has a tendency of humbling people like you.

Where are you from? Maybe we can meet up and you can try to humble me yourself if you're so sure of it?

Your words over the internet, behind your semen-stained screen, on a crusty keyboard, struck hard. I'm terrified of you.
You're right. With absolutely no experience in the sport, unconditioned, and used to a sedentary lifestyle on your video game websites, you'll dominate a sport where people have spent most of their lives dedicated to training in it.

That's why I asked you where you're from so we can settle this in person.

I'm not going to entertain your tough guy front.

Go to your local MMA gym. I'm fairly confident almost anyone there can prove to you that you ain't shit.

I actually trained BJJ for two years, and we had the guys who had just watched Warrior come in and think they're the real deal, only to get shut down. I was also that guy when I first started, thinking I'm going to be the exception to the rule and just physically dominate everyone in there. The good thing was that we realize how little we know and were encouraged to join the gym and actually learn. And most of us became close friends and laughed about our expectations vs reality when starting in the sport.

But you're going to be the Undertaker of the sport. Just go in, challenge the first black belt you see, execute a perfect flying armbar, sign your UFC contract on your way to the car, and then go home and fuck bitches.

rekt
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All you have to do is find a fatty that you get along with and know will look good skinny. Set a game plan to get her in shape that will take roughly a few years, in which time you can propose to her. If you planned it out right then she'll be in super model shape for your wedding night.

Boom! No temptation to bang before you're married and all the desire to unload on your wedding night.
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Solid Sonic posted...

MarioBro88 posted...

No one gave a fuck when you made the same thread on the Switch boards and no one gives a fuck now.

The first thread I made was on the PS4 board.

And, really, is it so wrong for me to want to inform my fellow users on what games are shit? I'm just looking out for your wallets.

Because it makes you look like a pathetic try hard troll? Not that you need much help with that to begin with....
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Imagine not having the capability to form your own opinion.

Imagine giving a shit about some worthless Youtuber.

Imagine suckling on the plump breast of Jon Tron. Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm.
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