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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

The arrogant bastard.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

CB
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Either/or sounds alright too me, whoever you feel like writing.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

17. C. I doubt Kennedy would have been able to hold off Nova's forces had Jack not had been there. I mean, he basically saved Kennedy's life (and probably his men's life as well).
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Yeah.... that didn't go too good. I didn't think there was a way around that anyway.

15. B
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Damn, things are not looking well.

Nine: Rampart
Stein: Gate
Command: Sen
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Vitality: 6
Endurance: 6
Willpower: 5
Intelligence: 7
Stealth: 7
Dexterity: 4
Charisma: 2
Luck: 1
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Haha, that was hilarious, it looks like sending J-bot a good choice.

He reminds me of claptrap
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

12. D
Bonus. B

So, apparently Majore can resist instant-death attacks from gods (well, at least from the quiet ones.) Damn.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Arya Stark
Gregor "The Mountain" Clegane
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

11,C.

That was a cool concept for the Drake, didn't expect it to vomit its own blood
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Arya
Varys
Hound
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

9B. With great change comes great sacrifice.

Yeah, this was probably one of the best times to encounter such a powerful enemy. All of its allies were slaughtered and thus unable to assist it, not to mention we had pretty strong characters around to face it and even they ended up really badly beaten.

If that Drake had shown up during a decisive brawl, it certainly would've changed the whole tide of battle, to be sure.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

B
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

What did he think it was then? Lol.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Curious about that aswell. Poker online with real money? I would never do that, too much risk with cheaters using hacks.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Lynyrd Skynyrd
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Pirateking2000 posted...

Big rep and FRIENDSHIP boosting perk and I boosted that I think so now its probably SUPER FRIENDSHIP boosting

Ah, right. Remember now.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Sorry if it was explained before but why does everyone feel so at ease and confident around Jessie? Is it the fact that she's basically a living legend or is there something else going on?
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

B.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Funnybiggimtff
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

B.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Hell yeah, the metaphorical titanic finally sunk!

A.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

I wouldn't kind mind an Erensworth chapter...

A
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

A.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Liona ftw!
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Assigning Erensworth to Liona.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

C.

A does seem to be the "safest" route but has very little to gain from. B, well, is where the bulk of the Fairy forcees are located. That coupled with Blue wing, yeah screw that. Very risky, but very high rewards if we succeed.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Yeah, this is probably my favorite part tbh.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Eddv posted...

D. Blackwater

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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Alright, hmm. How about Kennedy?
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

FunnyBusiness posted...

Name: Jesse Erensworth
Race: Human
Relevance: Kent Erensworth's older brother and the current head of his family. The Erensworth family are famous for having explored and drawn maps for most of the known world. Having studied his father's notes and drawings and assisting his father in many explorations, he is no amateur.
Purpose: To lead and guide members of the council through the lands they will campaign in.
Scope: While he is a natural in finding new pathways and exploring, he isn't completely useless in combat either. Having also been trained close combat techniques with the longsword he has equipped and his hands to fight against hostiles they would inevitably encounter, he is no master by far but he isn't a novice either.

Jesse has an enchanted ring on that increases his overall strength, that he found on his last expedition.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Name: Jesse Erensworth
Race: Human
Relevance: Kent Erensworth's older brother and the current head of his family. The Erensworth family are famous for having explored and drawn maps for most of the known world. Having studied his father's notes and drawings and assisting his father in many explorations, he is no amateur.
Purpose: To lead and guide members of the council through the lands they will campaign in.
Scope: While he is a natural in finding new pathways and exploring, he isn't completely useless in combat either. Having also been trained close combat techniques with the longsword and his hands to fight against hostiles they would inevitably encounter, he is no master by far but he isn't a novice either.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Sounds fine.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

John had fought all his life, whether it survive to the next day, or to halt the advance of the darkness. He fought, and fought, and fought. Too no avail. It seemed like every time he took one step forward, fate pushed him three steps back.

John was growing tired of fighting. He could just run and leave them here to deal with the Hydramera, like the demon and scientist did. John really wanted to see the sunlight, to feel the warmth of the sun's embrace one last time.

But running was not his style.

If John left them here to die, he could never live his life in peace. I guess it was what his comrades would say, before they met their demise. Honor. Well, it was a little more than that. He had seen so much death. His loved ones, his comrades, his allies, all dead.

John resolved himself. He would be dammed if he let them die here, not if he could still stand.

John will assist Y and Joe in killing the Hydramera, using the weapons he was used to, his own flesh and bone.

Thinking about it for a bit, investing the common trait didn't seem helpful in the current predicament, I figured ya'll could use all the help you can get.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Awesome! Will post my action after work. In about 3ish hours.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

chaos259 posted...

Remuel would be a big help, considering he gets his gear and his level back. Also would love to see a "I thought I killed you!" moment with the hydra.

Votes for Remuel.

Haha, exactly.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Cast my vote for Remulel!
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Ganging up on one of the bosses seems ideal.

John will fight the Sylph, hoping his allies come to aid him in it.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Oh damn.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Yeah, stratagem was pretty vague.

John, having fought the Hydra once already and realizing that the beast must be close to death, will fight the Hydra, with anybody willing to assist him in killing it.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

John, having fought the Hydra once already and realizing that the beast must be close to death, will develop a stratagem with anybody willing to assist him in killing it.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

I should make a decision soon then.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

>~<

^-^

>.<
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Not really much I can do right now, hmm.

John will guide the others safely to the lift and try to make sure any stragglers make it to the lift.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

John will attempt to trade his broom with the merchant for a better weapon.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

Wow, that was intense. I thought another party wipe was going to occur.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"

John, in desperate need of something else other than a dusty broom and knowing full well the consequences of running into battle under-equipped, will accompany IG-59 and loot the treasure hoard aswell.
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"And the Lord said unto John, come forth and receive eternal life, but John came fifth and won a toaster"