Lurker > Lord_Ogrim

Yeah, I served.

I did 3 1/2 years and hated every second of it. But I got paid.
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(>'-')>slothica the undying<('-'<)

Blow off the dust and get to work.
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Boxing glove arrow
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Huh. That's actually pretty great.
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Candy blast = Rayquaza ded
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The science is actually almost there. I expect it to be doable within the next twenty years at the most.

We're also not all that far away from being able to create sex-cells from stem cells, which could lead to same-sex parents having biological children together, although that might take a little long than uterine transplants.

But yeah things are looking great in that department.
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If Vladimir Putin ate a fiber-rich breakfast, he'd be Vladimir Tootin'
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That's really up to the individual trans person. There are health reasons as to why some of them choose not to get the reassignment surgeries, and then there are personal reasons. But for many, yes, it's an effective way of reaffirming identity.
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Should have been execution tbh.
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And people were triggered over The Good Dinosaur.

'aint got shit on the Land Before Time.
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5.

I won :D
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Do you have any equipment to boost your wind resistance and nullify falling damage?
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I once used a cucumber as a double-ended dildo, and it broke in half during the bumb'n'grind.
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Jesus is trans though. Virgin birth by a mother means only X chromosomes.

And yet he identifies as a man.
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(>'-')>slothica the undying<('-'<)

Well shit.

Now whose going to do the commercial voiceover?
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Loli's is the right answer.

Although furries come in a very close second.
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How the hell do you still have service?
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Soundtrack to your day pretty soon;


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Read the Blackest Night and Brightest Day story arcs, in that order.

Make sure you find a reading order for both of them though. They're both pretty great.
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Kitt posted...

I just wanted to post to point this out. So you know, try not to respond to it seriously, CE.

Rarely used alt. But go ahead and post that like you think it matters.

I don't disgrace my species by associating religion, and neither should the rest of you.
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Darmik posted...

You mock bricks but I'm sure they get laid more than you do!

That was a good comeback.

I'll let you have that one.
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LittleBirdy posted...

It's weird in this overly sexual world. Everyone expects you to have a partner, have kids etc. I want nothing to do with it. I only deed because if I don't I feel weird inside and even then when I do it it feels odd.

You can blame religion and patriarchy for shit like that.

Our species is still trying recover.
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It'll get remastered on the same day I have sex with a brick. Never.
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ChromaticAngel posted...

It's not really that. I'm actually saying that the rules are stacked against Goku, and that's why the arguments themselves are stupid. The two series are written in such a way that a hypothetical argument favors a guy with evidence of a nearly infinite hypothetical maxium.

Fanboyism is a powerful drug that can warp the minds of the most devoted, and rob them of their sensibilities.
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Fuck Sweden. They aren't America.

Gimme the money.
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Our governments have no metaphorical balls.
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RE_expert44 posted...

I reproduce by budding

This.

All you have to do is chop your dick off and throw it in the ocean like a starfish.
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Suchomimus posted...

Edgy.

Do Christian's have edges? I imagine that would be difficult for the bear to digest.
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Fuck that fat bitch. You peek at someone's private conversation and see something you don't like, that's on you.]

Go fucking eat a gallon of ice cream and cool off.
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Clad posted...

That's fucked up, but what the hell did they think would happen?

Clearly she thought they were going to sing kumbaya and hold hands.

I bet she'd feel real stupid now.
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They're Sicilian gangsters.
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Damn mods, you salty as fuck.
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Mike Colter, the dude who plays Luke Cage.

Also Denzel's always been pretty good lookin.
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Proof that with a lot of money, a little imagination, and whole lot of determination, you can become one of the most hated people on the internet in a matter off weeks.
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So much CEMEN everywhere.

I've been impregnated.

By the CEMEN.
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Nah.

You gotta do shit like memorize movesets, hitboxes and frame data and train yourself religiously to master combos and it's all just too much to be any fun.
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MARKINGRAM22 posted...

A Latino guy attacking a Black guy over a white womans? Seems like the complete opposite based on the worst racist description of Trump.

Inciting violence.
Just like lord Trump.
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion.

He was outstanding in his field.
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Trumps America.
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What the fuck? I have a baby?

When did I give birth?
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No.

Only a privileged few get my pics.
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Getting married at all is a bad idea.
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Vindris_SNH posted...

They would be wiped off the face of the earth.

This. The unholy fury that would be unleased by our nation would a sight to behold.

And I'd fucking love every second of it.
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"The meatball murder-dog"
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Draw my man the Magna Defender fighting Future Trunks.

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/galaxyofchaos/images/8/83/Prlg-rg-magna_defender2.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130729144241

https://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/vsbattles/images/0/03/Future_Trunks_DBS.png/revision/latest?cb=20160626123819
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GOATSLAYER posted...

Stfu

Salty tortellini from Uranus?
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Don't be such a silly dilly.

Everyone loves me.
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OmegaPillow posted...

Tasteless like your butthole

How do you know what my butthole tastes like?
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Yeah I've heard about these before. I kinda want to plant one in the backyard along with some wolfsbane and lilly of the valley to dissuade intruders.
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