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Topic$100,000 but your erect size is equal to the girth and length of your next shit.
Mistere Man
09/12/17 1:14:19 PM
#7
I just did a huge one should have taken the deal.

Oh what happens if you have liquid Diarrhea? Melted penis?
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Topicidk why Olive Garden gets shit on so much
Mistere Man
09/12/17 10:09:41 AM
#20
I like their pasta f**ioli, but you need to ask for some Tabasco sauce to doctor it up just a little (4-5 drops).

Sorry about the stars, but the spelling brought up a disallowed word.
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TopicPerson A calls person B the N word and person B starts punching them, whos wrong
Mistere Man
09/12/17 9:49:52 AM
#5
Both imo.
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TopicWhat percentage of CE has a mental disorder?
Mistere Man
09/11/17 9:29:29 PM
#13

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TopicYou get to Heaven and this is what God tells you...
Mistere Man
09/11/17 9:12:16 PM
#9
Still less then you killed in the flood.
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TopicPeople who don't choose their favorite sports team based on hometown.
Mistere Man
09/11/17 8:57:19 PM
#27
What if you live in Georgia would you want the Falcons as your favorite team?

I mean after that super bowl performance.
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TopicAnti-Gay James Woods BLASTS Gay Film because a 17 y/o is DATING a 24 y/o!!
Mistere Man
09/11/17 8:52:41 PM
#27
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_North_America

In California it looks to be 18 for age of consent.
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Topic50 liherals vs. black pope lseem
Mistere Man
09/11/17 8:28:17 PM
#14
What is a liherals?
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TopicI like everyone, and everyone likes me!
Mistere Man
09/11/17 8:08:06 PM
#17
I should have been the one to fill your DarkCircle with LIIIIGGGHHHTTT!(echo effect)
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TopicJesus loves me, this I know
Mistere Man
09/11/17 7:44:03 PM
#8
My grandmother used to sing this when I was little.
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TopicYeah, I got a horse face. I got a horse DICK too. Youanna start some shit?
Mistere Man
09/11/17 6:33:24 PM
#8
(I got a horse **** too)


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TopicMother has sex with son, says it's incredible and that it's not incest.
Mistere Man
09/11/17 6:26:16 PM
#18
Turbam posted...
Imagine your loving husband of two years coming home from work and telling you that he wants a divorce so he can fuck his own mom.




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TopicThe death penalty should apply to and and all crimes
Mistere Man
09/11/17 6:10:32 PM
#32
Benify posted...
Idk why you ppl are even defending these crimimals. Maybe its cause you guys ARE the criminals gasp

[O_O] Z Z ZZZZOMBIE!!!
Super runaway!
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TopicThe death penalty should apply to and and all crimes
Mistere Man
09/11/17 12:25:52 PM
#29
Shotgunnova posted...
http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/montana

Wow on some of those!
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TopicThe death penalty should apply to and and all crimes
Mistere Man
09/11/17 12:19:07 PM
#26
Benify posted...
If you cant do the time dont do the crime.

You missed the 's in can't, and don't (shoots topic creator in the head).
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TopicIf Disney made a live action Hercules who should play him?
Mistere Man
09/11/17 12:53:27 AM
#32
Just_a_loser posted...
Mistere Man posted...
The red head wildling from game of thrones.

Meh, he got his ass kicked by Vin Diesel in Fate of the Furious.

He's no Hercules. At least Dwayne Johnson put up a good fight in Fast Five.

I never saw that, I was just trying to think of muscular red heads.
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TopicIf Disney made a live action Hercules who should play him?
Mistere Man
09/11/17 12:31:32 AM
#22
The red head wildling from game of thrones.
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TopicNew Orleans' famous street performer arrested for 1974 cold case murder.
Mistere Man
09/10/17 9:56:33 PM
#35
Innocent until proven guilty.

If he did it for sure then jail.
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TopicThe death penalty should apply to and and all crimes
Mistere Man
09/10/17 9:31:58 PM
#19
Your taillight is out (shoots driver in the head).
You were driving 1 mile an hour over the limit. ( shoots driver in the head)
You are three seconds late on refilling the parking meter. ( shoots person in the head.)
Your homeless in public. ( shoots in the head)
Your stepped on the grass! ( shoots in groin six times, then in the head)
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TopicYour earlobes are aligned to your nipples
Mistere Man
09/10/17 9:11:05 PM
#4

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TopicAliens abduct your penis
Mistere Man
09/10/17 1:52:56 AM
#9
Figure out how I go pee?
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TopicIf I could delete one song from existence it would be 99 red balloons
Mistere Man
09/08/17 1:23:13 PM
#19
DuranOfForcena posted...
"One more step and the red balloon becomes the dead balloon..."


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TopicHurricane Katia has formed: there are now 3 active hurricanes in the Atlantic
Mistere Man
09/06/17 9:26:00 PM
#32
CADE FOSTER posted...
We sure some entity isnt forming these things "tin foil hat"


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TopicAnime experts, what's the name of this one? It looks neat.
Mistere Man
09/02/17 11:30:03 PM
#4
Renault posted...
akira

That.
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TopicWell, the time is finally here, CE
Mistere Man
09/02/17 11:26:41 PM
#4
Don't marry a red head, and don't take a job as a women's shoe salesman ( even if you intend it to be temporary).
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TopicThe Mega Man Legends prequel anime has been really great so far
Mistere Man
09/01/17 11:25:10 PM
#6
Cookie Bag posted...
Weird i thought it was an adaptation of Etrian Odyssey 2...

Mistere Man posted...
What is that called?

Made in Abyss, contrary to how it looks it's actually serious.

Thank you.
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TopicThe Mega Man Legends prequel anime has been really great so far
Mistere Man
09/01/17 11:20:27 PM
#4
What is that called?
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TopicDisneyland bans 4-year-old boy from dressing as a princess
Mistere Man
09/01/17 2:17:00 PM
#26

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TopicEveryone gets upset that Clifford is big but why the FUCK is he RED
Mistere Man
08/31/17 10:50:49 AM
#11
Reminds me of this.


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TopicI lit a candle to make my apartment smell better, then a stray hair fell into it
Mistere Man
08/31/17 10:47:33 AM
#2

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TopicWhy don't pro bowlers bowl 300 every game?
Mistere Man
08/30/17 1:13:03 PM
#5
Same reason basketball players can miss free throws, and that is human error.
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TopicOrdered another blue rare steak, pic inside
Mistere Man
08/29/17 9:53:44 PM
#15
Looks over cooked.
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TopicHave you ever met a girl who was into those blown up bodybuilders?
Mistere Man
08/29/17 8:46:05 PM
#10
I know one that likes guys with builds like Arnold, and Lee Haney.
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TopicPhoenix: What came to mind first?
Mistere Man
08/29/17 8:14:00 PM
#39
Was going to say the mystical bird, but then I remembered I saw the objection image in my head first.
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TopicWho built the ancient pyramids?
Mistere Man
08/27/17 5:15:56 PM
#31
Vyrulisse posted...
DreadedWave posted...
yyPRA79

Hahahaha... Oh god perfect

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TopicRemember when you could knife ppl from 50 feet away in Modern Warfare 2?
Mistere Man
08/27/17 12:58:31 AM
#9
You mean like this?


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TopicName a movie that you found so bad it made you angry.
Mistere Man
08/26/17 1:51:12 PM
#54
Thought of another one

National security. (With Martin Lawrence)
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TopicName a movie that you found so bad it made you angry.
Mistere Man
08/25/17 11:08:07 AM
#21
That cartoon movie where the kid has to get Babe Ruth's bat back to him.
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Topicremember when motion controls were the wave of the future
Mistere Man
08/25/17 10:45:50 AM
#3

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TopicSo in the Wonder Woman movie do they explain why she dresses like a playboy girl
Mistere Man
08/25/17 10:25:57 AM
#22
ChromaticAngel posted...
Mal_Fet posted...
I like how people winge about how "unrealistic" Wonder Woman dressed because her chest is defined and wears a skirt

Meanwhile, armor that was actually worn by Greek and Spartan soldiers...

UgII5Cu


Kind of hilarious, honestly, looking at that pic totally makes sense from a historical perspective.

1. You need a helmet because hits to the head are by far the most devestating, it also is a protusion from the body and "above" everything else making it a particularly likely spot to hit in close combat.

2. You need to cover the gut. Gut wounds cause massive infections that get you killed days later. No need to kill someone outright if you can make them drain food and resources while not fighting and dying days later.

3. Shins solid place to protect. Most mobile place of leg, and breaking a leg also takes a solider out of a fight.

Pretty much everything else at that point is a hindrance. You can't just put armor on people, they have to actually carry that shit, and having exhausted soldiers because they're wearing too much armor is worse than having not really vulnerable parts exposed and non exhausted armors. It doesn't really have anything to do with ease of movement but rather still having enough energy left after a march to move at all.

But also there isn't much need to armor up someone who is already impervious to most mortal weaponry. You don't armor up Wonder Woman for the same reason you don't armor up Superman.

Wasn't the armor made before wonder women? If so it was magical armor made for a human Amazonian warrior to act as their champion. Wonder women was made by a god, and doesn't really need it, but may wear it out of heritage. If I am wrong I am sorry, but I seem to remember the armor and lasso being ancient treasures of the Amazonian's.
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TopicSNES games that should have been on the SNES Classic
Mistere Man
08/22/17 10:21:25 AM
#23
Secret of Mana 2
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TopicWhat was that thing that Meat Loaf wouldn't do for love?
Mistere Man
08/20/17 8:55:58 PM
#5
Sooner or later you'll be screwing around!

I won't do that, no no I won't do that.
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TopicYour dream car that you've always wanted to own
Mistere Man
08/20/17 8:53:03 PM
#18
Firebird like Kit from knight rider.
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TopicWhat was the First Game you Played?
Mistere Man
08/18/17 11:01:32 PM
#25
zakkkkkkk posted...

At the end

OW MY NUTS!
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TopicPost a pic of yourself as the opposite gender
Mistere Man
08/18/17 10:49:10 PM
#4
Imagine dr Salvador from resident evil 4 with boobs.
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TopicI'm in the 99th percentile for dick size. How about you?
Mistere Man
08/18/17 10:42:51 PM
#10
The 0%
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TopicWhat was the First Game you Played?
Mistere Man
08/18/17 10:41:25 PM
#16
Peekaboo with my parents most likely.
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TopicWTF Is this real? DRAGON BALL SUPER SPOILERS
Mistere Man
08/18/17 9:26:43 PM
#10
The silver eyes are new.
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TopicPlease Do Not Touch the Balls
Mistere Man
08/17/17 8:17:02 PM
#6

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TopicYour ATTRACTIVE gay co-worker asks you eat dinner at his place. He's cooking.
Mistere Man
08/17/17 8:12:18 PM
#43
OpheliaAdenade posted...
thanosibe posted...
OpheliaAdenade posted...
i wanna ask him if i can touch those abs
Ewwwww.


dont lie you'd wanna touch them too. :u just look at them

I am straight and I want to touch them.

As to the question say sure, and ask if I need to bring anything?
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