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FF_Redux posted...

AvlButtslam posted...

FF, you're above this

Sorry I've had wine >_>

Now you just need women and song.

I want fully 3D VR versions of Link to the Past and Link's Awakening.

AvlButtslam posted...

FF, you're above this

But FF hasn't been good since 9.

Because life has a way of fucking everyone once in a while.

Life happens most when things intersect.

KogaSteelfang posted...

Next one should be interesting.

lol

Because it's off balance.

GameCOM

Because you don't have the drive or confidence to make it better.

My cats are afraid of outside. No walls. They find it overwhelming.

Imagine the internet meltdown when "real Link" says his signature catchphrase to Tingle.

They must've had the Stupid Spoiled Whore video playset.

Liberals posted...

At a party about ten years ago, my friends fwb blew him in the bathroom then went around kissing random dudes with the contents still in her mouth. She kissed liked a dozen dudes before someone realized what was going on.

I bet the guy that realized it heard that pissed off music from Kill Bill.

Don't worry too much about it. Kids take naps all the time.

Tryhaptaward posted...

I don't mind if there's a NG+

Just because I'm replaying doesn't mean I want it to be holy fuck easy. I don't wanna start at the same level I was when I fought the final boss.

Put yourself in the other person's place. This solves most problems in general.

Would YOU wanna be with someone who is a hopeless sad sack? I sure as fuck hope not.

Fix yourself and THEN get back out there...not before.

SpiralDrift posted...

Mystere posted...

Sweet! Now I'm excited about replaying Mario RPG again.

See why missables are fine, even great sometimes?

You're gonna replay an entire game just because you missed one chest?

Also because it's an excellent game and I haven't replayed it in a while. Mario RPG is a game I usually replay once a year and it's been over two.

Skye Reynolds posted...

Mystere posted...

Which one? I don't recall anything that early on in SMRPG.

In the hallway leading up to the throne room. You have to jump on Toad's head to get to the chest that's above the doorway. Later on, even when the mushroom people walk near the door, you can't jump on their heads to reach the platform again.

You actually have to disrupt the story to get it because Mario shouldn't know about the existence of the chest yet and should be more concerned with getting to the chancellor than snagging a hidden item.

Sweet! Now I'm excited about replaying Mario RPG again.

See why missables are fine, even great sometimes?

If it isn't current and they've already made their money on it, fine. If you CAN'T GET IT IN THE STORE ANYMORE then fine.

Why argue that you should pay some guy on Ebay a crazy amount? Why argue that a game with a small print run should just have to change hands forever and hopefully you'll be in that circle? Do some of you get off on knowing that you played Panzer Dragoon Saga and a lot of others who want to haven't out of respect for some illogical rules?

Not every old game is available to purchase digitally.

There's no point in sprinkling them throughout the game if they'll be lingering around endgame to just be grabbed then if so desired.

The bromides in the Lunar games are fine. You don't have to have them and if you're one to talk to everybody, you'll find most if not all of them within a few playthroughs.

Which one? I don't recall anything that early on in SMRPG.

BignutzisBack posted...

maybe your vitamin D levels are low or potentially candida overgrowth

Blame Candida!

Nope. Her name is Joyce something...

I have no idea why they just decided they were tired of trying to take her out.

I eat women because I enjoy it. I eat beef because it's a requirement.

Fuck political correctness. Someone answer his question.

Excessive apologies are annoying.

Mako_Sharknado posted...

Jonathan "Johnny" Jones obvs

Isn't that Square's character legally like Geno?

Rap sure does bring about a beautiful culture.

Anarchy_Juiblex posted...

I'm just going to hope this is a dailyfail story and not a real one.

Probably is real. A woman in my state (Arkansas) did that to her husband. I know people that did time with her. There have been people that tried to kill her in there but the bitch keeps surviving somehow.

Darmik posted...

TheoryzC posted...

You cant make this shit up

Sometimes I feel like we're living in some fucked up black comedy

Madea?

How the fuck did an infomercial guy get so well liked?

God damn I hope this doesn't end up like the other guy...

Yes. Play the other RPGs in your backlog first. Otherwise it'll set your standards too high and fuck up your appreciation of lesser RPGs.

Rabid_Banana posted...

Should have had a V8

LOL

Yeah and he suffered most.

Stop looking back and worry about the now.

That's the most fucked up thread title I've read in ages.

In the heat of a summer niiiiight. In the land of the dollar biiiiill...

Considering that his performance in What's Eating Gilbert Grape is the best acting ever filmed, I don't mind at all.

Mystere posted...

iPhone_7 posted...

As young as 4 years old. Jesus fucking Christ

Naturally
enticed
over
Girls
Age
Four

Damnit, people! This is funny!

Zack_Attackv1 posted...

Oh nooooo!

Not the man flu!

While still bad, that's a lot more manageable than it was in the 80's.

TAS is incredible. Evolution is like X-Men Degrassi. Fuck that.

Darklit_Minuet posted...

So in the UK I'll be arrested for trolling, and in the US I'll be shot by the cops

Yeah, I'm happy just staying in Canada

Lori Drew got arrested for trolling Megan Meier so apparently that happens here too.

Arguing about frames per second is for PC elitists. Go to the PC board and see how rarely the word fun is used.

Imagine the dog doing that in front of some other dogs, them picking up on it and then it becomes something most Scottish dogs do.

That spray travels farther and faster than you'd think. You don't wanna startle it by running. Just casually walk away.