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TopicThis vegetarian girl told me it's ok for her to wear leather as long as it was
ScofieldReturns
09/02/17 8:36:35 AM
#6
WhinyZach posted...
sound's like a girl who's going to not be vegetarian within a few months.


She's been doing it 12 years apparently
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TopicThis vegetarian girl told me it's ok for her to wear leather as long as it was
ScofieldReturns
09/02/17 12:47:35 AM
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TopicThis vegetarian girl told me it's ok for her to wear leather as long as it was
ScofieldReturns
09/01/17 9:16:09 PM
#1
Bought used/2nd hand, because then the animal was already killed and was about to be tossed aside so she's just extending the useful life of the animal. As wrong as that sounds, I really couldn't argue with her lol
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TopicFuckboy is the male equivalent of slut shaming
ScofieldReturns
08/29/17 2:35:37 AM
#5
legolas0008 posted...
Except the traits I'd consider are generally part of the "fuckboy" definition are indeed almost exclusively (though not 100%) traits men might have, not women. I'm not afraid to label a guy a fuckboy, because anyone who's offended at being called one probably is one, and I barely even consider those people human.


Thinking like this is how the matriachy wins
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TopicFuckboy is the male equivalent of slut shaming
ScofieldReturns
08/29/17 2:04:11 AM
#1
What a misandristic term
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TopicMe: I jet off for vegas on wed. Autocorrect: I j*** off for vegas on wed
ScofieldReturns
08/26/17 4:25:17 PM
#1
Girl: i knew you liked Vegas, but I didn't know you like it that much!
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Topicblogfaqs. I had a 99.5% and I just got rekt by the final
ScofieldReturns
08/22/17 6:16:47 PM
#2
Can you do the math for me? If final is worth 40% you'd still have to get a 0 to fail.
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TopicIf I accidentally gave a porn star an std, could she sue me?
ScofieldReturns
08/22/17 6:15:31 PM
#3
TopicIf I accidentally gave a porn star an std, could she sue me?
ScofieldReturns
08/22/17 2:34:27 AM
#1
Since she wouldn't be able to work in porn again....
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TopicGirl posted: when a single mom is so perfect you look forward to waking at 5 am
ScofieldReturns
08/14/17 1:45:35 AM
#1
To take her daughter to soccer practice



Hahahahaaha, dream on girl....
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TopicGuy in bar to girl nearby me: ''You're beautiful, do you have a boyfriend?''
ScofieldReturns
08/12/17 1:11:47 AM
#1
Hahahaha, some guys have no game...
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TopicSomeone Halp, my laptop wouldn't start :(
ScofieldReturns
08/11/17 3:35:19 PM
#5
BalisticWarri0r posted...
What kind of laptop is it?


Toshiba satellite
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TopicSomeone Halp, my laptop wouldn't start :(
ScofieldReturns
08/11/17 3:25:20 PM
#1
It keeps dying shortly after boot up. I read that I'm supposed to remove a.c. charger, remove battery, press power button for 30 sec then plug everything back in and it should work. Problem is, the battery is not removable...so I'm not sure what to do!
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TopicHard to believe im having sex with girls born in 1999
ScofieldReturns
08/03/17 8:47:14 PM
#1
These girls didn't even exist when I hit puberty...
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Topichousewarming gift for a lesbian couple?
ScofieldReturns
08/03/17 6:23:00 AM
#2
TopicSo the doctor asked for a sample, gave me a cup and left the room
ScofieldReturns
07/14/17 12:51:58 AM
#1
Boy was I embarrassed when they told me they actually wanted a urine sample and not a sperm sample...
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TopicI think I might be jailbait bait
ScofieldReturns
07/08/17 11:22:27 PM
#2
Ugh so frustrating
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TopicI think I might be jailbait bait
ScofieldReturns
07/08/17 10:51:43 PM
#1
Every single time, I'll get stuck on the airplane next to a jb girl...
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TopicAsked this girl out tonight and she said she was busy, then posted on snapchat
ScofieldReturns
07/06/17 12:39:19 AM
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TopicAsked this girl out tonight and she said she was busy, then posted on snapchat
ScofieldReturns
07/05/17 11:59:10 PM
#1
"Night in alone, so bored :("

Wtf...
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TopicMade out with so many lesbians at pride
ScofieldReturns
06/26/17 11:16:14 PM
#1
Topici placed a postmates order, the delivery person never showed up and they refuse
ScofieldReturns
06/26/17 11:15:36 PM
#2
TopicPost office forgot to put a postmark on my job application and it was denied
ScofieldReturns
06/23/17 1:34:31 AM
#9
blahblahfatbomb posted...
Why didn't you mail it out before you left. Hell mail it certified


Job listing went up the day after I flew out
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TopicPost office forgot to put a postmark on my job application and it was denied
ScofieldReturns
06/22/17 11:33:33 PM
#5
kingdrake2 posted...
ScofieldReturns posted...
I want to murder those dumb fuckers at the post office


we don't want you to do that :(. going to delay everyone's mail as a result.
should be delivering it in person anyway it removes problem if they don't get application.


It was a 1 mile walk in 100 degree weather:(
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TopicPost office forgot to put a postmark on my job application and it was denied
ScofieldReturns
06/22/17 11:22:13 PM
#3
I want to murder those dumb fuckers at the post office
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TopicPost office forgot to put a postmark on my job application and it was denied
ScofieldReturns
06/22/17 7:08:33 PM
#2
Ugh should have just dropped the app off in person
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TopicPost office forgot to put a postmark on my job application and it was denied
ScofieldReturns
06/22/17 6:17:51 PM
#1
Was out of town for 2 wks, the day I got back I mailed out the job app with 4 days before the deadline (one of the days was a sunday). Today they emailed me saying my app was received 2 days after the deadline with no postmark showing i sent it in on time, so they couldn't interview me. Fml.
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TopicDo you own a pair of black cap toe shoes?
ScofieldReturns
05/16/17 3:42:15 AM
#23
Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...
ScofieldReturns posted...
Yes but I never wear them and don't see any scenario in which I will ever have to. Brown will always be superior


Funerals, events beyond business casual, can be worn as the poor man's black tie. Don't get me wrong i prefer brown and think it's much more versatile. I wear brown probably 6 if 7 days. But black cap toes are a staple and I think the first shoe a man should own. Can be dressed down but also hit those formal occasions.


Black is more versatile in that you can wear it in more situations, but in any situation I find myself in, brown works just as well. Never been to a black tie event and don't anticipate it ever happening. Anything else I can wear brown to, even funerals in a pinch. Black captoes are really hard to dress down and don't stand out much.
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TopicHelping Emblem Boy be a man, Part II
ScofieldReturns
05/15/17 4:45:31 PM
#2
Up so this one doesn't die too
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TopicDo you own a pair of black cap toe shoes?
ScofieldReturns
05/12/17 2:21:37 AM
#2
Yes but I never wear them and don't see any scenario in which I will ever have to. Brown will always be superior
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TopicBought a dinner for 2, sat down to eat it and ppl gave me weird looks
ScofieldReturns
05/10/17 6:14:38 PM
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TopicBought a dinner for 2, sat down to eat it and ppl gave me weird looks
ScofieldReturns
05/10/17 5:51:32 PM
#1
So I only ate half of it, went somewhere else...and then ate the other half
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TopicMy name is Michael Westen
ScofieldReturns
05/02/17 8:53:34 PM
#12
Anteaterking posted...
KogaSteelfang posted...
I hated that show, but my brother loved it. He was constantly watching it. I told him once that it felt kind of insulting, that he's always explaining what's going on like he was talking to a child.
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Yep.


It's like "Lie to Me". If you watch a show that fake explains a lot of spycraft to you, it makes you feel like you know how to be a spy. Lie to Me makes you feel like you too can be a professional lie detector.

Even though it's almost all bull****.


A lot of the spy craft in burn notice is actually accurate
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Topic"Oh yeah? I fucked your dad last night!"
ScofieldReturns
04/19/17 1:56:00 PM
#7
My mom uses that in arguments against me all the time
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TopicAMA about my sex life
ScofieldReturns
04/17/17 6:02:21 PM
#1
Topicanybody here both have ibs and work full-time?
ScofieldReturns
04/17/17 1:55:00 PM
#13
Try using wet wipes. Toilet paper is for cavemen
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TopicWhy do girls never want to cuddle with me? They all always say the same thing
ScofieldReturns
04/16/17 5:35:28 PM
#1
"You only paid for an hour"
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TopicWhy do you sometimes see IIII for the Roman numeral for 4?
ScofieldReturns
04/11/17 6:07:01 PM
#4
It's done on clocks for symmetry and balance. Been done that way since the Roman Empire
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TopicWhy the hell doesn't America include sales tax in the price tag?
ScofieldReturns
04/11/17 2:35:18 AM
#14
chill02 posted...
Cartwheel_Kick posted...
Can't believe nobody said it yet. It's simply to fool you into thinking it's cheaper than it really is


that makes no sense since the tax doesn't go to the seller, it goes to the state or county or township


Exactly, so if you think something is more expensive and don't buy it the store gets nothing. So why would they include tax when it can only hurt them
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TopicSo I got a new car yesterday CE
ScofieldReturns
04/09/17 2:21:46 AM
#4
sktgamer_13dude posted...
2013 Honda Accord with 52k miles.

Great fucking car. I love it already. Especially after my last car being a 1992 and manual, I kind of like the automatic and love the upgrade.


So...you got a *used car
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TopicFew years back hooked up with this super got older woman
ScofieldReturns
04/08/17 8:45:42 PM
#1
Thought about hitting her up today then realized she's prolly gross old or dead by now...
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TopicSuddenly hitting up old acquaintances to hang out is weird?
ScofieldReturns
04/08/17 2:32:42 PM
#9
People like you make me sad. You'd rather hang out with someone you barely know than have some good alone time
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Topicwhat is worse to lie to a girl about to get her to have sex, cancer or gay?
ScofieldReturns
04/05/17 9:19:00 PM
#13
Hash-Brown posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
Hash-Brown posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
CoolBeansAvi posted...
How would telling a girl you're gay get her to have sex with you?


girls have sex with gay guys all the time. they'll go out with them, get drunk then go home since they feel safe then the girl gets horny and they fuck. literally happens all the time.

Sure it does.


if you dont think it happens, youre extremely naive

It doesn't happen outside of teen sex comedies.


You're extremely naive.
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