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Topic | Driving pet peeves |
SideshowBob311 09/14/17 3:22:28 PM #57 | It might be more of a city thing, but bike riding assholes. They demand to be treated the same as car-drivers....until that's not convenient for them, then they blow stop signs/lights and weave through stopped traffic and act like it's your fault if you're in their way. --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
Topic | Is there any good way for a picky eater to supplement their diet? |
SideshowBob311 09/13/17 1:49:42 PM #22 | LordRazziel posted... omega cookie posted...I heard growing the fuck up and eating like an adult works. If you're puking that's not being "a picky eater" that's a major food allergy. Go to the doctor. --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
Topic | If there's even a 1% chance climate change will impact human activity on Earth, |
SideshowBob311 09/12/17 10:19:42 PM #30 | ChromaticAngel posted... SideshowBob311 posted...To actually stop/reverse it would require drastic, traumatic changes to our way of life and worldwide cooperation on an unheard of level. Ok so by eliminating "burning s***" you just shut down most methods of transportation, shipping and production. Congratulations, the world has come to a screeching halt. Good solution. --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
Topic | If there's even a 1% chance climate change will impact human activity on Earth, |
SideshowBob311 09/12/17 5:09:21 PM #26 | That's the thing, nobody actually WANTS to stop climate change. To actually stop/reverse it would require drastic, traumatic changes to our way of life and worldwide cooperation on an unheard of level. It's great to go on twitter and rant about "things have to change", but as long as you want to keep driving your car, eating meat, and having an abundance of goods to purchase at low/not-insane prices, the climate is going to continue to change --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
Topic | Do you think watching football is immoral? |
SideshowBob311 09/06/17 6:51:10 PM #23 | Zikten posted... Zodd3224 posted...No one is forcing them to play. Its a risk they accept for the trade off of a dream job that will make them rich. Are you really trying to claim that kids are too stupid to understand that running into other people repeatedly at high speed carries a risk of injury? --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
Topic | Straight Men: Would you go gay for pay? |
SideshowBob311 09/06/17 6:47:50 PM #42 | Gamer99z posted... Yeah I have a price, but it's absurdly high and would have to be a one time thing. For any realistic situation the answer is no. Yup, this guy's got the right answer. Anybody that tries to claim they'd say no at ANY price is either a liar or a child with no concept of money. --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
Topic | Warren Harding and Trump are tied for worst President |
SideshowBob311 09/03/17 4:36:35 PM #90 | Broseph_Stalin posted... Doe posted...Jackson is with people like Roosevelt where they helped the economy He also stopped the Civil War from starting 30ish years earlier than it did...that counts for something. --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
Topic | Save That Comic Character: Marvel vs DC (Round 27) |
SideshowBob311 09/01/17 2:25:30 PM #44 | Dr. Strange Hulk --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
Topic | Westerners love bringing buffalo chicken dip, pasta salad and chili to potlucks |
SideshowBob311 09/01/17 2:23:37 PM #2 | Work pot-lucks are the worst. Half the people "forget" and the other half bring crap. If you want to socialize, go get a beer after work like normal people --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
Topic | liberal SJW screams in agony as Donald Trump is sworn in |
SideshowBob311 09/01/17 11:15:41 AM #49 | Trump is unqualified, incompetent, and I didn't vote for him....but regardless, this video never fails to improve my mood, no matter how many times I see it. --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
Topic | How many lives have you helped or saved during the hurricane? |
SideshowBob311 09/01/17 12:21:38 AM #5 | I donated to this...so probably some? http://www.adoptaseniorpet.com/news/helping-displaced-pets-in-texas --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
Topic | So is Powerball a good investment mathematically right now? |
SideshowBob311 08/22/17 11:59:07 PM #71 | Buying one $2 ticket should, statistically, be a smart play at this point. The real idiots are the people who drop a bunch of money on tickets. Congratulations, you spent an extra $18 and raised your odds of winning by .00001% --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
Topic | How do you feel about removing anything relating to the Confederacy? |
SideshowBob311 08/17/17 3:14:38 PM #41 | When it comes to stuff like statues, plaques, park names....I think the decision to remove or not should be left up to the residents of the city or state where the statue/park/whatever is located. When it comes to one of a kind, irreplaceable things (such as the Stone Mountain carving in Georgia) it should absolutely be left alone. No exceptions. --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
Topic | The new "IT" movie is immersion breaking, unpolished fucking TRASH!! |
SideshowBob311 08/06/17 11:13:30 PM #31 | boxington posted... Monday posted...IT takes place in 1957, tho I honest to God did not know they were moving it up to semi-modern times. I have no interest in this movie now. Goddammit...just make King's book into a movie, how hard is that? --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
Topic | What are your favorite hair metal songs? |
SideshowBob311 08/06/17 11:11:26 PM #6 | Primal Scream by Motley Crue was, is, and always will be awesome. --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
Topic | Which state do you think is most representative of America? |
SideshowBob311 07/30/17 3:03:27 PM #9 | Illinois. - Garbage, dysfunctional government? check. - Super liberal major urban area? check. - Super conservative rural, farm-heavy area? check. - Full range of weather/seasons? check. - Obsessive about sports? check. - Full spectrum of super rich to super poor? check. --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
Topic | literally a new Game of Thrones episode tonight and no topic about it *spoilers* |
SideshowBob311 07/30/17 2:38:24 PM #17 | randy_123r posted... Yeah I admit the plot doesn't seem as sophisticated anymore, but I'm still enjoying it. When's the next book out, tho They have a dozen episodes to tie up not only the main story, but as many side-plots and character points as possible. There's no time for subtlety anymore, don't hold your breath. --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
Topic | Save that Game of Thrones character ROUND 5 |
SideshowBob311 07/25/17 6:39:31 PM #19 | Jaime Lannister Tywin Lannister Littlefinger --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
Topic | Why are there hardcore male feminists? |
SideshowBob311 07/07/17 11:52:37 AM #33 | Liberal guilt is a real thing. --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
Topic | Has a celebrity death ever effected you? |
SideshowBob311 07/05/17 1:49:20 PM #55 | No, but Bill Murray hasn't died yet. --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
Topic | Venezuela's currency crisis is somehow getting even worse |
SideshowBob311 06/29/17 11:15:19 PM #11 | Webmaster4531 posted... Ignore it's a dictatorship, blame the problem on socialism. Social Democracies have worked. Socialist societies breed dictatorships/oligarchies. Somebody always has to be in charge, and that person/people inevitably take advantage. It's the whole "All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others" thing. --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
Topic | hypothetical: a serum is invented that cures all disease and prevents death |
SideshowBob311 06/28/17 1:38:39 PM #17 | lightwarrior78 posted... darkphoenix181 posted...SideshowBob311 posted...darkphoenix181 posted...SideshowBob311 posted...Cemith posted...Define immortal, a lack of natural causes? Can you still be killed via damage or injury? This guy gets it. The entire planet would look like Brazil's "City of God" favela. Hooray, just how I want to live for eternity! --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
Topic | hypothetical: a serum is invented that cures all disease and prevents death |
SideshowBob311 06/28/17 1:22:19 PM #13 | darkphoenix181 posted...
Even if you don't have to worry about dying, that doesn't mean you want to live in misery. --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
Topic | hypothetical: a serum is invented that cures all disease and prevents death |
SideshowBob311 06/28/17 1:16:29 PM #11 | darkphoenix181 posted... SideshowBob311 posted...Cemith posted...Define immortal, a lack of natural causes? Can you still be killed via damage or injury? Catastrophic population growth, depletion of natural resources, overcrowding, massive pollution/climate change. It's not like people are suddenly going to stop having children just because they can no longer die. It's by no means scientific, but this is a really entertaining short novel about the exact situation you're talking about. https://www.amazon.com/Postmortal-Drew-Magary/dp/0143119826 --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
Topic | hypothetical: a serum is invented that cures all disease and prevents death |
SideshowBob311 06/28/17 1:10:38 PM #5 | Cemith posted... Define immortal, a lack of natural causes? Can you still be killed via damage or injury? That serum would be the literal end of the world. Hopefully whomever invented it would be quickly and quietly killed before he/she could publicize it. --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
Topic | Will you be eating pig or cow on America day? |
SideshowBob311 06/28/17 1:06:53 PM #9 | I'm going to marinade some pork loin in a Cuban mojo and grill it. Should be interesting, my sister-in-law and her husband/kids are going to be over, and they like the most boring, awful food....gonna be a shock to their systems. --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
Topic | Venezuela's currency crisis is somehow getting even worse |
SideshowBob311 06/28/17 1:04:39 PM #2 | Socialism in action folks. Keep on voting Bernie! --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
Topic | When was the last time you bought a nice suit and how much did it run you? |
SideshowBob311 06/28/17 1:03:04 PM #21 | I've got one $550 dollar suit, and two $300 suits. Thank god I don't have to wear suits often enough to need more than that --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
Topic | My job is making us give up one of our off days. |
SideshowBob311 06/28/17 12:31:35 PM #22 | Insist on having them pay you time and a half for every off-day you have to work. Make 'em put it in writing. They literally can't fire you right now, so don't let them off easy. --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
Topic | Stars who don't let their fame go to their head, and are grounded and humble. |
SideshowBob311 06/28/17 10:55:04 AM #2 | Bill Murray....the one time I met him (at a Cubs pre-season party) he bought me a gin and tonic because he said, and I quote, "You don't look drunk enough yet". --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
Topic | What major city do you either live in or is closest to you? |
SideshowBob311 06/28/17 10:23:48 AM #73 | I live on the north side of Chicago.....a.k.a the good part of Chicago, not the "lol you're going to get shot" part. --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
Topic | Did your high school have an anime club? >_> |
SideshowBob311 06/27/17 9:12:27 AM #26 | Yes, and the dude in charge of it wore shirts like this on a regular basis. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/5b/6f/f1/5b6ff161c71813b21389141bce813de9.jpg --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
Topic | $1000 but you have to go to a highschool prom with dis 18 year old |
SideshowBob311 06/20/17 10:44:34 PM #11 | Well, I'm 37. I have a feeling that jimmies may be rustled if I showed up to a highschool dance with an 18 year old. --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
Topic | would you feel cheap buying an $80 engagement ring? |
SideshowBob311 06/19/17 11:05:04 PM #78 | Unless the $80 ring was something my fiancée specifically wanted/asked for, yes, that seems ****ty and cheap. --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
Topic | that feel when people ask you why you dont have kids and a wife yet |
SideshowBob311 06/18/17 11:51:27 PM #16 | Offworlder1 posted... SideshowBob311 posted...Ex-Kefiroth posted...Cause when she dovorces you she will take atleast half your things or more, and you are already losing most of your money supporting her unless she actually kept working.that vindicating feeling of freedom ...I think this guy actually believes this. Jesus. --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
Topic | Why do white people think Conor is going to win? |
SideshowBob311 06/18/17 11:45:46 PM #33 | Floyd Maywether is slow and old. If he was still a top-tier boxer he wouldn't be resorting to joke fights for easy money. That being said, Macgregor isn't even a damn boxer. This fight's going to be ugly and bad and I feel sorry for anybody spending money on it. --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
Topic | that feel when people ask you why you dont have kids and a wife yet |
SideshowBob311 06/18/17 11:43:14 PM #9 | Ex-Kefiroth posted... that vindicating feeling of freedom Why do people act like being married is some sort of prison sentence? --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
Topic | why dont americans want their minimum wage to be livable and raise with expenses |
SideshowBob311 06/18/17 2:33:24 AM #109 | Businesses must make a profit to exist. It's safe to assume that all current, successful businesses have found a balance between how much they have to charge for their goods/services to offset the overhead (including worker salaries) and still make profit. Therefore, if a law artificially jacks up worker salaries, the only way for a business to regain that balance and continue to exist is to jack up the cost of their goods/services. I do not wish to pay more for goods and services, therefore I want the minimum wage to remain low. Seems simple? --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
Topic | 50 million but you become deaf in your left ear forever |
SideshowBob311 06/16/17 1:37:14 PM #5 | I've only got about 40% hearing in my left ear and it's only a minor annoyance. I'd take that in a heartbeat. --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
Topic | Americas new tobacco crisis: The rich stopped smoking, but the poor didn't. |
SideshowBob311 06/16/17 1:36:08 PM #3 | AlephZero posted... better increase taxes even more so the poor smokers get poorer That's what happens when you rely on taxing everything to pay for bloated city/state budgets. If less people smoke, you have to tax it more to make the same amount of revenue. --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
Topic | So why's everyone upset about Marvel vs. Capcom? |
SideshowBob311 06/16/17 9:19:05 AM #64 | People are just butthurt they can't play the same irritating Magneto/Storm/Sentinel team they've been playing for the last 15 years. --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
Topic | Have you ever been approached by a prostitute? |
SideshowBob311 06/16/17 12:53:12 AM #23 | I definitely got propositioned by an "escort" while waiting for my friends at the bar at the MGM in Vegas. --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
Topic | You're the first person to step foot on another planet what are your first words |
SideshowBob311 06/15/17 3:12:57 PM #34 | "Well, here we go. Dicks out, gentlemen!" --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
Topic | The US Holocaust Memorial museum is archiving survivor diaries. They need help. |
SideshowBob311 06/15/17 12:27:06 PM #5 | GAMER_X posted... The holocaust industries gotten all the money it's gonna get. Ww2 and what the Nazis did was awful and we all know about it. If they need money for anything else holocaust related it can come out of our foreign aid to Israel or from Germany. Not sure what's worse...the fact that dude clearly hates jews, or that he equally hates historical preservation. --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
Topic | Who do you think will become the next US President? |
SideshowBob311 06/15/17 12:22:52 PM #10 | EvalAngell posted... Biden Man, **** Joe Biden. If he had run in the first place like he was supposed to, we wouldn't have been in this mess. --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
Topic | Me (a black male): 15 miles over speeding limit, $243 ticket |
SideshowBob311 06/14/17 1:14:37 AM #12 | Different towns/counties/states have different laws and fines.....who would have thought? I'm a white guy and got a $250 dollar ticket for talking on my phone while driving....and my Asian friend got a $100 dollar ticket for talking while driving in another city. Police racist against whites confirmed! --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
Topic | Why are stricter voter ID laws bad? |
SideshowBob311 05/28/17 3:12:14 PM #43 | emblem boy posted... SGT_Conti posted...Make easy and safe to carry government ID free and very easily accessible and voter ID laws are fine. If you make ID laws and close DMVs then you're doing it wrong. I would love this, but then you get people screaming about government oppression, big brother, etc. National, mandatory ID cards would be a godsend for both this issue and law enforcement in general. --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
Topic | do you think making let's play videos and streaming on twitch is a job? |
SideshowBob311 05/28/17 12:35:49 AM #24 | If you make enough money doing something to support yourself, then it's a job. Doesn't seem that difficult. --- "Whether or not you can handle it, you have just heard another statement of the TRUTH." [WoT] - [Evil Republican] |
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