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Topic	Harpie isn't real
TheSextMachine 09/02/17 6:52:59 PM #25	Yeah, she posted a picture a while back that you could tell was edited. Probably the same guy that was Stinkprincess. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Smash Mouth hospitalized.
TheSextMachine 09/02/17 1:36:58 AM #18	See? --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	What did you guys think about that classic movie "Eurotrip"?
TheSextMachine 09/01/17 11:44:37 PM #16	CADE FOSTER posted... Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	This newest season of Trailer Park Boys has been great.
TheSextMachine 09/01/17 1:53:18 AM #6	Johnny_Nutcase posted... Newest season? When was it released? Recently? It came out a few months ago. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	This newest season of Trailer Park Boys has been great.
TheSextMachine 08/31/17 11:43:37 PM #2	No love for Trailer Park Boys on CE? --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Trump could scrap plans to put Harriet Tubman on the 20 dollar note.
TheSextMachine 08/31/17 9:32:15 PM #108	gunplagirl posted... Sephiroth1288 posted... gunplagirl posted... Imagine acting like race plays no role in society Imagine thinking a genocidal president is better for the 20 than a god damn american hero Imagine thinking this has nothing to do with race Imagine that time addy said he's okay with racial profiling Imagine falling this hard for a meaningless points-scoring stunt that will help nobody in any meaningful way. It is hardly a points scoring stunt. Literally you'd rather have a guy who purposely killed millions of native Americans over a person who stands for literal freedom. I can wager a guess as to why that is. Do you realize how much money we would waste changing the money over. Not worth it. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Trump could scrap plans to put Harriet Tubman on the 20 dollar note.
TheSextMachine 08/31/17 9:15:20 PM #100	cjsdowg posted... Sephiroth1288 posted... Only Democrats who wanted to use this to continue pretending to be the pro-minority party without actually doing anything to improve the lot of minorities. As opposed to actively hurting minorities that Republicans do. Pretty sure that is democrats. They are the ones that think minorities need affirmative action because they can't get jobs in their own merit. Or that all minorities need welfare because they are all poor. Democrats talk down minorities just as much as racists. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	This newest season of Trailer Park Boys has been great.
TheSextMachine 08/31/17 8:41:07 PM #1	Just finished the Darth Lahey episode. That ending was hilarious. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	She will only have sex with a Ronald Reagan mask on, but otherwise she's perfect
TheSextMachine 08/31/17 7:34:10 PM #4	Only if we can watch Point Break when we have sex. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	New USS Enterprise under construction
TheSextMachine 08/31/17 7:00:23 PM #4	It's been a long road.... --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	It is so HOT OUT!
TheSextMachine 08/31/17 6:57:59 PM #6	Milk was a bad choice. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Do any of you like the Progressive Insurance commercials with the box?
TheSextMachine 08/31/17 6:57:26 PM #11	Is that Chris Parnell? --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Joe Walsh says cowardly Charlie Hebdo make fun of everyone but Muslims
TheSextMachine 08/31/17 6:54:59 PM #39	ForestLogic posted... Who the fuck is Joe Walsh and why should we care. He is the guy from the Eagles. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	God played a cruel joke when he put the vagina so close to the anus
TheSextMachine 08/31/17 5:12:35 PM #3	He put it there so guys could have "accidents" and put it in the wrong hole. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	The "Cash me Ousside" girl is a rapper now.
TheSextMachine 08/31/17 5:09:02 PM #28	averagejoel posted... CEmen are really concerned about how old she is. i wonder why I can think of two reasons. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Army planners solve Korea tensions with proposal to move Seoul 300 miles south
TheSextMachine 08/31/17 2:31:39 AM #19	Distant_Rainbow posted... TheSextMachine posted... Bok_Choi posted... TheSextMachine posted... Seriously though, why the fuck would you put your capitol right on the border of a country that wants to destroy you? not sure if serious... I am. Capitol cities have been moved before. No reason they couldn't do the same. It's a symbolic thing. Seoul literally means 'capital city' in Korean. Such that it's against the constitution to move the capital to any other city. Some guys tried to move some government offices down south around 13 years ago, and the courts hammered the suggestions down as unconstitutional. Then they only have themselves to blame. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Army planners solve Korea tensions with proposal to move Seoul 300 miles south
TheSextMachine 08/31/17 1:57:16 AM #17	Bok_Choi posted... TheSextMachine posted... Seriously though, why the fuck would you put your capitol right on the border of a country that wants to destroy you? not sure if serious... I am. Capitol cities have been moved before. No reason they couldn't do the same. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Violent leftists strike again in Berkeley, viciously mobbing Trump supporters.
TheSextMachine 08/30/17 9:45:26 PM #83	Capn Circus posted... Ammonitida posted... He was well aware that the alt-left had been attacking his people at rallies for quite some time (note his tweet about Berkeley months prior), and that some of them were counter-protestors at Charlottesville. Indeed, one of the antifa attendees was the convicted terrorist Luke Kuhn, a boy oriented pedophile who also plotted a gas attack on Trump supporters for which he was convicted. He is indeed a creepy fellow. Holy shit, that is the guy in this video. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	I can't believe we haven't come up with anything defensive against hurricanes...
TheSextMachine 08/30/17 9:07:21 PM #7	mustachedmystic posted... I can't believe we haven't come up with a way to defeat the Goa'uld. Indeed. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Army planners solve Korea tensions with proposal to move Seoul 300 miles south
TheSextMachine 08/30/17 8:56:10 PM #13	Seriously though, why the fuck would you put your capitol right on the border of a country that wants to destroy you? --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Georgia School brings KINDERGARTEN Kids to a GUN RANGE to Shoot Guns!!
TheSextMachine 08/30/17 7:56:14 PM #31	A_Good_Boy posted... TheSextMachine posted... A_Good_Boy posted... TheSextMachine posted... Just remember, a five year old during colonial times were probably trained to use guns. Nothing wrong here. Lol pick a better argument, please. Why? If kids from back then could handle firearms than why can't kids today? Gun safety is very important. Because "people from colonial times did it, so should we" is a terrible way to approach any issue. Not really. If a five year old back then could properly handle a gun why can't kids now? --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Georgia School brings KINDERGARTEN Kids to a GUN RANGE to Shoot Guns!!
TheSextMachine 08/30/17 7:50:48 PM #26	A_Good_Boy posted... TheSextMachine posted... Just remember, a five year old during colonial times were probably trained to use guns. Nothing wrong here. Lol pick a better argument, please. Why? If kids from back then could handle firearms than why can't kids today? Gun safety is very important. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Georgia School brings KINDERGARTEN Kids to a GUN RANGE to Shoot Guns!!
TheSextMachine 08/30/17 7:43:09 PM #23	Just remember, a five year old during colonial times were probably trained to use guns. Nothing wrong here. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Reminder: Trump made a fake time magazine cover of himself
TheSextMachine 08/30/17 7:38:48 PM #19	--- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Do you like Scoobydoobydont?
TheSextMachine 08/29/17 2:00:29 AM #36	Go_Totodile posted... Fucking disgusting. Did you mark him? That should be jail time. Yeah. I think he was suspended a few day but that was it. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Do you like Scoobydoobydont?
TheSextMachine 08/29/17 1:56:13 AM #34	Go_Totodile posted... Are you fucking serious He legit threatened that? Yeah. He sent me a few pms like that. Said he would hunt me down. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Do you like Scoobydoobydont?
TheSextMachine 08/29/17 1:52:44 AM #31	Considering he threatened to rape and kill my sister and girlfriend and then kill me...... Not a fan. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	What was your favorite terminator movie?
TheSextMachine 08/25/17 11:58:22 PM #8	One, two, and the TV series. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Does anyone still believe in PIzzagate?
TheSextMachine 08/24/17 5:29:00 PM #56	Tmaster148 posted... You are the one getting that from my text. It's just an example I recalled. And the only one you used. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Does anyone still believe in PIzzagate?
TheSextMachine 08/24/17 5:21:08 PM #52	Tmaster148 posted... I'm just saying other people have tried to stop pizzagate in the past. By shooting a place up. So you are pretty much saying I should do the same. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Does anyone still believe in PIzzagate?
TheSextMachine 08/24/17 5:05:40 PM #50	Tmaster148 posted... You just don't want to do anything. Other people have made attempts over pizzagate including that one guy who walked in with a gun. That guy was an idiot. As soon as those leaks happened they would have cleared that place out. Also WTF at advocating someone to walk in to a place with a gun and shooting it up. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Does anyone still believe in PIzzagate?
TheSextMachine 08/24/17 5:00:28 PM #47	Butterfiles posted... I bet TheSextMachine was arguing for years with his parents saying that Santa was real No, Santa was ruined by my first grade teacher. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Does anyone still believe in PIzzagate?
TheSextMachine 08/24/17 4:59:09 PM #46	Webmaster4531 posted... Cowards are considered lowly scum if you didn't know. This isn't about me not wanting to do anything, this is about not being able to do anything. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Does anyone still believe in PIzzagate?
TheSextMachine 08/24/17 4:49:00 PM #40	Webmaster4531 posted... TheSextMachine posted... Webmaster4531 posted... TheSextMachine posted... And you are just as complicit. Exactly my point. Yeah, but you are worse because you just wave it off as some silly joke. How is it worse? You think actual children are getting hurt by your inaction. Again, how am I supposed to do anything? Do I have a badge, do I have resources to fight traffickers? No, I do not. You on the other hand do everything you can to discredit anyone from looking into it by acting like DC politicians are sweet innocent people that can do no wrong. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Does anyone still believe in PIzzagate?
TheSextMachine 08/24/17 4:32:04 PM #35	Webmaster4531 posted... TheSextMachine posted... And you are just as complicit. Exactly my point. Yeah, but you are worse because you just wave it off as some silly joke. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Does anyone still believe in PIzzagate?
TheSextMachine 08/24/17 4:12:40 PM #33	Webmaster4531 posted... TheSextMachine posted... Webmaster4531 posted... Hell no, I don't believe any of that shit. A good little lap dog, huh? Believing only what your masters tell you. That hurts from a spineless cockroach letting kids be trafficked. Again, how do I help them? And you are just as complicit. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Does anyone still believe in PIzzagate?
TheSextMachine 08/24/17 4:05:08 PM #29	Webmaster4531 posted... Hell no, I don't believe any of that shit. A good little lap dog, huh? Believing only what your masters tell you. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Does anyone still believe in PIzzagate?
TheSextMachine 08/24/17 3:58:58 PM #26	Webmaster4531 posted... TheSextMachine posted... Webmaster4531 posted... Who else is going to do it? No one, since liberals seem to think that politicians are innocent nice people. You're not any better if you're going to do nothing. You going to donate money to the cause? --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Does anyone still believe in PIzzagate?
TheSextMachine 08/24/17 3:56:12 PM #23	Webmaster4531 posted... Who else is going to do it? No one, since liberals seem to think that politicians are innocent nice people. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Does anyone still believe in PIzzagate?
TheSextMachine 08/24/17 3:49:30 PM #21	Webmaster4531 posted... TheSextMachine posted... Webmaster4531 posted... TheSextMachine posted... No point now, all the big players got away with it and now probably have some other place they do their sick shit at. What about the children? Either killed or shipped somewhere else. I mean don't you care? What can I do? You think I can take down a bunch of political elites and their LEO lapdogs. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Active shooting in Charleston
TheSextMachine 08/24/17 3:41:47 PM #69	Horus_Leftfield posted... Shame we don't have better gun laws to keep shit like this from happening..... Like Chicago? --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Does anyone still believe in PIzzagate?
TheSextMachine 08/24/17 3:37:00 PM #12	Webmaster4531 posted... TheSextMachine posted... No point now, all the big players got away with it and now probably have some other place they do their sick shit at. What about the children? Either killed or shipped somewhere else. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Does anyone still believe in PIzzagate?
TheSextMachine 08/24/17 3:28:30 PM #6	No point now, all the big players got away with it and now probably have some other place they do their sick shit at. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Imagine having a guy with a huge D grinding your butt in da club
TheSextMachine 08/23/17 6:58:01 AM #3	Will some brave CEman here just give Vegy the D so he can stop talking about it. He obviously wants it at this point. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	ITT Excellent TV shows with horrendous final seasons
TheSextMachine 08/23/17 6:51:28 AM #37	Lonestar2000 posted... Battlestar Galactica The last season had some of the best episodes of the series. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Walking Dead death scene reaction (Spoilers)
TheSextMachine 08/23/17 6:43:06 AM #18	Trayvon posted... also I don't get why the guy in yellow is holding the girl but then the guy in red on the left is holding her hand? She seemed to know what was coming and might have just nervously grabbed his hand. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Out of the loop, why is everyone hating on Trump now?
TheSextMachine 08/15/17 11:03:58 PM #17	Jiek_Fafn posted... For some insane reason he cannot come out and say that Nazis are bad. You mean like Obama and radical islam? --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Can this civil war just kick off already.
TheSextMachine 08/15/17 10:29:04 PM #1	We all know it is going to happen. The sooner it happens the sooner this whole thing can be done with and we can go on with our lives. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	ce, help a brother out of existential crisis. do we have free will?
TheSextMachine 08/01/17 2:51:09 AM #11	TheMarthKoopa posted... No such thing as free will. Every living creature only acts according to their programming Big picture wise, yeah we can only do so much. But in the end I can still choose what I do on smaller levels. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
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