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Topic$5,000 a month or $1 Million?
bernieflanders
04/12/17 11:35:58 PM
#64
that may be true, but what i do know is that you were a weak little child when it comes to drugs and drink despite your sad attempts to make it seem like some big deal lol
TopicI haven't done a push-up in at least 9 months.
bernieflanders
04/12/17 11:30:43 PM
#114
hahahahaha seriously sunny it's one thing when you have to lie to strangers the internet to make yourself feel better, but when you start lying to yourself in front of strangers on the internet to make yourself feel better, that's a whole other level of sad
Topic$5,000 a month or $1 Million?
bernieflanders
04/12/17 11:29:15 PM
#62
lol you keep saying "at my worst" as if you reached some deep low when clearly you were never really more than a casual weekend warrior
TopicDoes anybody personally know any gay married couples?
bernieflanders
04/12/17 11:25:32 PM
#9
one married couple and one divorced couple
TopicDo you like mayonnaise?
bernieflanders
04/12/17 11:16:51 PM
#2
yup
Topic$5,000 a month or $1 Million?
bernieflanders
04/12/17 11:16:33 PM
#60
WhiskeyDisk posted...
even at my worst with drinking and drugs, it was difficult to spend $2K/Month

you clearly weren't very deep into drinking or drugs if you found it difficult to spend $2k on both in the span of an entire month
TopicPineapple is a fantastic fruit.
bernieflanders
04/12/17 11:01:19 PM
#3
yeah, pineapple is a fantastic fruit...

for me to poop on
JM5A8fT
TopicThis girl is trans-blind
bernieflanders
04/12/17 10:57:24 PM
#8
JOExHIGASHI posted...
I've heard about his.It is definitely a mental problem. It may not have been this woman but she eventually poured bleach in her own eyes to actually blind herself.

i think we can all agree that this is a case of mental illness

which makes it shocking that so many people vehemently deny that such is the case when certain other identity elements are in play
TopicJust watched Rogue One.
bernieflanders
04/12/17 10:51:21 PM
#65
lol, adjl knows he's wrong but his fragile ego won't let him admit it and he's too triggered to not respond so he has to throw a complete non sequitur out there. what a fucking fraud hahahahaha
TopicJust watched Rogue One.
bernieflanders
04/12/17 10:49:58 PM
#64
Mead posted...
raymanfan1 posted...
If you can't remember which one Krennic was then you were paying less than no attention.


That is how a lot of people are nowadays.

They watch a movie on a tablet while doing other things and then complain that the movie wasn't engaging or interesting.

lol, fuck your snide bullshit too. i saw the shit in theaters and had my eyes on the screen the whole time

just because you are deeply impressed by mediocre flicks doesn't mean mediocre flicks are good, but if you have to keep making things up to stave off the pain of seeing people give a forgettable movie the criticism it deserves, you do you lol
Topicwashington post: crucified man had prior run-in with authorities
bernieflanders
04/12/17 10:42:07 PM
#3
pffff what are you expecting, a link from that pilate-backing propaganda rag breitbart?
TopicHaha there was a United joke at a work meeting today
bernieflanders
04/12/17 10:41:10 PM
#16
Claude_Frollo posted...
AwesomeTurtwig posted...
Erik_P posted...
AwesomeTurtwig posted...
It mostly amazes me that Etik can hold a job.


The same could be said about you seeing as how you voted for Trump.

Yeah but I'm not hated by 90% of the population, like you are.


Not a valid point considering you don't really post as much. If you posted more often you'd get more hate.

Granted, not as much as Erik, but it might be closer than you'd think.

nah, turtwig is good people
TopicJust watched Rogue One.
bernieflanders
04/12/17 10:28:00 PM
#60
raymanfan1 posted...
bernieflanders posted...
raymanfan1 posted...
I thought Krennic was fantastic whenever he appeared, and Bohdi, Chirrut and Baze were all really good as supporting characters with the correct amount of screentime/backstory for their purpose. K2 as well.

it's a testament to how forgettable the characters were that none of those names bring a face to mind aside from k2


The latter three I can understand. If you can't remember which one Krennic was then you were paying less than no attention.

lol, fuck your snide bullshit. i paid full attention to the movie, but none of the characters made any sort of impression except k2. i'm sure if i'd have read this post in the week or even the month after i saw it, i'd know exactly who you're talking about, but four months distant, i don't remember who krennic is, nor do i care to. i remember all the characters themselves - the chick, her vaguely french-looking co-lead, the white-clad tarkin-lite imperial guy, the blind jedi wannabe, his large buddy, etc., but the movie didn't invest me in a single one of them to the point that i cared to remember any of their names after i walked out of the theater.
TopicJust watched Rogue One.
bernieflanders
04/12/17 10:16:12 PM
#57
raymanfan1 posted...
I thought Krennic was fantastic whenever he appeared, and Bohdi, Chirrut and Baze were all really good as supporting characters with the correct amount of screentime/backstory for their purpose. K2 as well.

it's a testament to how forgettable the characters were that none of those names bring a face to mind aside from k2
Topicwashington post: crucified man had prior run-in with authorities
bernieflanders
04/12/17 10:12:18 PM
#1
TopicJust watched Rogue One.
bernieflanders
04/12/17 9:58:23 PM
#54
I_Abibde posted...
bernieflanders posted...
sounds like you're one of the lucky few who can ignore the flaws of a bad movie and enjoy it regardless


I still have my Plan 9 From Outer Space VHS tape, if that tells you anything.

do you enjoy it in the way that all of us who love mst3k love it, or do you sincerely enjoy the flick instead/in addition?
TopicJust watched Rogue One.
bernieflanders
04/12/17 9:52:42 PM
#52
I_Abibde posted...
*shrugs*

One of my favorite Star Wars films. Enjoyed it enough to go back to the theater the following week and watch it a second time. Slots perfectly into the saga, IMO.

Then again, I enjoyed Godzilla (2014) by the same director, and ... quite a number of people dislike that movie, too.

sounds like you're one of the lucky few who can ignore the flaws of a bad movie and enjoy it regardless
TopicI haven't done a push-up in at least 9 months.
bernieflanders
04/12/17 9:49:02 PM
#108
SunWuKung420 posted...
bernieflanders posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Jen0125 posted...
imagine thinking muscle fatigue doesn't exist and you can previously act like 30 push ups is a lot and now all of a sudden you're doing over a 100 with no decline.


At 90, I hit a wall but dug deep and found 15 more. I definitely have minor muscle soreness today.

haaaaaaaaaahahahahaha fucking bullshit pushups confirmed

if you did 105 good form pushups after months of no training you would be in significant pain, well beyond "minor muscle soreness". what a fucking joke lol


Whatever you have to tell yourself to quelch your jealousy.

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha what a fucking weak comeback

this is straight undeniable fact i'm telling you here. if after months of no training you actually did 105 "pushups" in one day (already a suspect claim) and all you feel the next day is "minor muscle soreness", you weren't doing real pushups, you were just doing bullshit.

tell you what, wait until that minor soreness goes away and then do a set of real pushups, i'm talking back straight like a board, hands shoulder-width apart, eyes on the wall in front of you, from fully extended arms in the up position to an inch off the floor in the down position, and see how quickly you fall off. i'd put good money up that you couldn't break 20.

but hey, if you want to keep doing bullshit form cop-out "pushups" which serve you no physical fitness benefit so you can prop up your fragile ego and brag about your non-achievement to fucking gamefaqs of all places, you do you lol
TopicSemesterly "rate my class schedule" topic. Bonus Summer Edition.
bernieflanders
04/12/17 8:42:04 PM
#29
MrMelodramatic posted...
Nothing is entirely worthless

haaaaahahahaha 100% wrong
TopicI haven't done a push-up in at least 9 months.
bernieflanders
04/12/17 8:09:56 PM
#103
SunWuKung420 posted...
Jen0125 posted...
imagine thinking muscle fatigue doesn't exist and you can previously act like 30 push ups is a lot and now all of a sudden you're doing over a 100 with no decline.


At 90, I hit a wall but dug deep and found 15 more. I definitely have minor muscle soreness today.

haaaaaaaaaahahahahaha fucking bullshit pushups confirmed

if you did 105 good form pushups after months of no training you would be in significant pain, well beyond "minor muscle soreness". what a fucking joke lol
TopicHaha there was a United joke at a work meeting today
bernieflanders
04/12/17 8:08:52 PM
#13
Erik_P posted...
AwesomeTurtwig posted...
It mostly amazes me that Etik can hold a job.


The same could be said about you seeing as how you voted for Trump.

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha

you really know you've backed erik into a corner when he has to play the trump card just to reply to you lol
TopicJust watched Rogue One.
bernieflanders
04/12/17 8:07:20 PM
#45
adjl posted...
While true, I didn't really feel it took away from the movie. It wasn't trying to establish a series, it was just telling a story about a handful of people that nobody knew, and I feel it did a good job of that. If they were significant characters with meaningful backstories and development, it'd seem incongruous that they saw no recognition in later entries. It was a bunch of nobodies, and I liked it that way.

lol this is completely ridiculous. this just in everyone, every standalone movie that ever had character development was doing it wrong, because they were telling stories about handfuls of people nobody knew and meaningful character arcs got in the way of the movie being about a bunch of nobodies hahahahahaha
TopicHaha there was a United joke at a work meeting today
bernieflanders
04/12/17 5:44:22 PM
#5
Erik_P posted...
bernieflanders posted...
hahahahahahahahahahahah omg that's soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo friggin hilarious like omg i can't breathe here i can barely hahahahahahaha i can barely type loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool that is the height of loooooooooooool the height of comedic fucking genius hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha best joke ever best joke ever


Go away Ziggi.

loooooooooooooooooooool you managed to haaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa you managed to top yourself lolololololololololololol how do hahahaha how do you loooooooooooooooooooooool do it you wild haaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha comedic genius best joke ever best joke ever
TopicI haven't done a push-up in at least 9 months.
bernieflanders
04/12/17 5:37:10 PM
#86
SunWuKung420 posted...
MasterAdeptAlex posted...
lol 30 is literally nothing to me. Try doing 100 in one setting. Then we can talk.


I ended up doing 105 in 3 sets. But I may start trying for 100 at once.

lol imagine lying like this
TopicHaha there was a United joke at a work meeting today
bernieflanders
04/12/17 5:26:20 PM
#2
hahahahahahahahahahahah omg that's soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo friggin hilarious like omg i can't breathe here i can barely hahahahahahaha i can barely type loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool that is the height of loooooooooooool the height of comedic fucking genius hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha best joke ever best joke ever
Topichurt/heal zeus
bernieflanders
04/12/17 5:22:40 PM
#37
zeus is quad-ded
TopicI haven't done a push-up in at least 9 months.
bernieflanders
04/12/17 5:09:54 PM
#82
ASlaveObeys posted...
a mile and a half run in 11 minutes

no disrespect but that's slow af
Topichurt/heal zeus
bernieflanders
04/12/17 5:09:10 PM
#35
zeus so ded he make charlie murphy look like a live wire
Topichurt/heal zeus
bernieflanders
04/12/17 4:56:57 PM
#33
zeus is now double-ded

zeus - 0
Topichurt/heal zeus
bernieflanders
04/12/17 4:52:20 PM
#31
zeus - 0

zeus ded, but ain't no rule says you can't hurt a corpse
TopicJust watched Rogue One.
bernieflanders
04/12/17 4:50:41 PM
#25
lol, too triggered not to reply but not smart enough to give an actual rebuttal

adjl is gunning for erik's crown as the biggest joke on potd hahahahahaha
TopicJust watched Rogue One.
bernieflanders
04/12/17 4:47:06 PM
#21
we now move into the exciting prospect of being aggressively wrong combined with an embarrassing display of internet armchair psychology haaaaaaaaaahahahaha

keep going, this is hilarious
TopicSemesterly "rate my class schedule" topic. Bonus Summer Edition.
bernieflanders
04/12/17 4:45:10 PM
#16
lol what a worthless set of classes

at least it's a state school so it's only about $10k overvalued instead of $40k
TopicJust watched Rogue One.
bernieflanders
04/12/17 4:43:50 PM
#17
i mean if aggressively wrong is what you wanna be then go for it my dude hahahahahaha
TopicGamechamp tried to kill Ganon with a Cucco
bernieflanders
04/12/17 4:39:15 PM
#11
Snuggletoof posted...
JoanOfArcade posted...
Ok show me your half a million viewed video that shares your username since it is so easy

Was that meant to be an argument?

it's a pretty sound argument

you're saying it's not a hard thing to do, so you can either prove it or admit you were wrong
TopicJust watched Rogue One.
bernieflanders
04/12/17 4:36:01 PM
#13
lol damn i knew adjl was generally clueless and wrong about everything but this takes the cake
TopicJust watched Rogue One.
bernieflanders
04/12/17 4:28:22 PM
#11
it wasn't good but it wasn't bad either

middling popcorn fare, basically franchise filler
TopicI haven't done a push-up in at least 9 months.
bernieflanders
04/12/17 4:17:12 PM
#76
lol sunny thinks 30 girl push-ups are worth being proud of
Topichey ziggi why did you get modded?
bernieflanders
04/12/17 4:15:16 PM
#106
ZiggiStardust posted...
I'll give him some credit, ok? He did an ok job

man don't lie, it was garb
Topichurt/heal zeus
bernieflanders
04/12/17 4:13:59 PM
#26
zeus - 5
TopicThey put self-order kiosks in one of the McDonald's here
bernieflanders
04/12/17 4:12:56 PM
#46
Kana posted...
berniepanders posted...
you're right, let's just skip straight to paying people nothing because they have no jobs. that will do wonders for their quality of life lol

UBI, baby.

yeah let's pay people to just exist without contributing any value to civilization whatsoever, that's a really great idea

calling for ubi is basically admitting "i'm lazy as fuck and i just want things handed to me". which, if you feel that way, great, but fuck off expecting other people to carry your worthless ass lol
Topic*PotD Hurt/Heal Competition*
bernieflanders
04/08/17 12:00:11 PM
#488
fire the quad laser
Topicis this a grammar mistake?
bernieflanders
04/08/17 11:58:26 AM
#13
they think it don't be like it is, but it do
TopicWhat crap poll choices! (8/4/17)
bernieflanders
04/08/17 11:57:45 AM
#2
there's a poll?
Topic*PotD Hurt/Heal Competition*
bernieflanders
04/08/17 11:57:12 AM
#485
congratulations @zeus you ded.
Topic*PotD Hurt/Heal Competition*
bernieflanders
04/08/17 11:56:41 AM
#483
SkynyrdRocker posted...
quadruple heal zeus

quadruple heals count as quadruple hurts. zeus ded.

zeus - eliminated by skynyrdrocker
Topic*PotD Hurt/Heal Competition*
bernieflanders
04/08/17 11:46:44 AM
#478
double hurt zeus

zeus - 4
TopicWho do you really think is the worst president in US history?
bernieflanders
04/08/17 11:17:34 AM
#7
warren g harding
Topic*PotD Hurt/Heal Competition*
bernieflanders
04/08/17 11:15:35 AM
#464
kill sword
Topic*PotD Hurt/Heal Competition*
bernieflanders
04/08/17 10:48:40 AM
#460
BillySastard posted...
SkynyrdRocker posted...
Can I vote again since I didn't know billy had already killed him since he's a troll and I have him on ignore?

If so double hurt allstar

LOL

You lost your turn, snowflake

Somebody quote me pls

like this?
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