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TopicTaylor Swift testifies that she has a handful of ass
ma9
08/11/17 9:59:48 AM
#42
TopicAre there still musicians who hate other music genre?
ma9
07/27/17 11:36:29 AM
#1
TopicRat Catching With Farm Dogs
ma9
07/18/17 3:30:18 AM
#1
TopicGeese Howard is going to be in Tekken 7
ma9
07/17/17 10:15:08 AM
#20
He is Geese Howard.

HE CAN DO ANYTHING HE WANTS!

He belittles Heihachi because he can.
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TopicWhat was the most expensive videogame you ever bought?
ma9
06/30/17 10:59:05 AM
#10
apolloooo posted...
chill02 posted...
with or without dlc or expansions?


without DLC. Just the initial game.
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TopicWhat was the most expensive videogame you ever bought?
ma9
06/30/17 10:33:42 AM
#1
TopicTeenager accidentally chops off his genitals during sex with a blender
ma9
06/20/17 9:30:03 AM
#1
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/teenager-accidentally-chops-off-his-genitals-during-sex-with-a-blender/

A teenage boy from Polk County in Missouri was transported to the hospital this afternoon after a sexual experience involving a kitchen blender went horribly wrong.

16-year old Brian Johnson was apparently alone in his parents’ house and decided to engage in sexual intercourse with various objects around the residence.

He admitted to having sex with a toaster, a vacuum cleaner, and an old video recorder, as well as a dozen other items.

This strange sexual orgy could have continued for hours, but it was suddenly interrupted by a terrible accident.

The young man had his genitals inside the electric blender and he accidentally hit one of the appliance’s button, activating it.

He was instantly emasculated by the rotating blade and his genitals were reduced to shreds in a matter of seconds.

The young man was severely bleeding and he barely managed to call 911 before he lost consciousness. Fortunately for him, paramedics arrived on the site in a matter of minutes and he was rapidly transported to the hospital.

According to Jeremy Morane, one of the paramedics who transported the teenager, the quantity of blood on the scene was a testimony to the violence of the accident.

Mr. Morane claims the young man lost more than five pints of blood and is extremely lucky to be alive.


Fortunately for him, Brian Johnson was transported to the Citizens Memorial Hospital just in time, and doctors were able to stabilize him.

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TopicYoutube is out.
ma9
06/16/17 10:03:27 AM
#16
The monkeys did it! the monkeys fixed youtube!
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TopicYoutube is out.
ma9
06/16/17 9:56:21 AM
#6
Dont worry the monkey will take care of it.
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TopicGreen Lantern was the worst superhero in Justice League.
ma9
06/13/17 5:58:09 AM
#4
TopicDoctors remove 13kg portion of feces-filled colon to save mans life
ma9
06/13/17 5:51:12 AM
#1
Warning: Pic of the actual colon in the link.

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/905131/doctors-remove-13kg-portion-of-feces-filled-colon-to-save-mans-life

SHANGHAI—Doctors were forced to remove 13kg of feces stored in the colon of a man who was suffering from a rare bowel condition last Thursday, the Straits Times, quoting local media, reported.

Zhou Hai, 22, had arrived at the Shanghai Tenth People’s Hospital with his belly so bloated that witnesses said he looked like he was heavily pregnant.

According to local media reports, Zhou was struggling to breathe and could only moan in pain.

A CT scan revealed that there ware feces stored in his colon.

In a three-hour operation, surgeons removed a section of Zhou’s colon that measured 76cm long and weighed 13kg.

Zhou told doctors that he had suffered from constipation since he was born and took laxatives on a regular basis.

But his condition worsened in the three days before his operation, and Zhou was forced to seek treatment due to the severe abdominal pain.

Tests conducted indicated that the man had months – even years – worth of feces stored in a portion of his colon, which caused his abdomen to swell.

It was later discovered that he suffers from Hirschsprung’s disease, a birth defect that results in missing nerve cells in the muscles of a baby’s colon.

This causes blockages in the large intestine and requires surgery to remove the diseased part of the colon.

The disease is usually detected in infants within 48 hours of birth, but Zhou’s case is one of the few rare instances where it was discovered only in adulthood.

Those with the disease are prone to an intestinal infection called enterocolitis, which can be life-threatening.

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TopicRight now: an ISIS branch (Maute group) vs Philippine Army
ma9
05/23/17 8:23:16 AM
#4
I just learned that there was a bomb explosion in Bangkok.

What the hell man!?!?
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TopicRight now: an ISIS branch (Maute group) vs Philippine Army
ma9
05/23/17 8:06:12 AM
#1
https://twitter.com/hashtag/PrayForMarawi

http://www.sunstar.com.ph/cagayan-de-oro/local-news/2017/05/23/troops-maute-group-clash-marawi-city-5-wounded-543446

Around five government security troops were reported wounded after fierce clashes erupted between government forces and members of the Maute terror group on Tuesday afternoon, May 23, a military official said.

Armed Forces of the Philippines spokesperson Brigadier General Restituto Padilla said that the ongoing clash in Marawi City, Lanao Del Sur is aimed at neutralizing Abu Sayyaf leader Isnilon Hapilon who was spotted along with an estimated 15 followers in the area. "The military operation focus on the alleged presence of Isnilon Hapilon with the 15 fully armed Maute group who occupied an apartment as their rendezvous in Marawi City," Philippine Army 1st Infantry Tank Division spokesperson Colonel Jo-ar Herera said.


- The ISIS freed all the inmates and set the city jail on fire
- They took over the city hospital (hostages)
- Before the clash, ISIS took over the entry and exit points of the city, and manned the traffic
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TopicSaw some videos in my history tab that I didnt watched (youtube)
ma9
05/07/17 2:36:39 PM
#4
Laserion posted...
You sure you didn't leave another device logged in, that is in someone else's​ hands?


Yes, I never logged in my account to other devices
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TopicSaw some videos in my history tab that I didnt watched (youtube)
ma9
05/07/17 2:29:09 PM
#1
Harmless 80s music, around almost 20 of them.

Changed the password and looks back to normal.

Have you experienced this? seeing videos in the history list you know you didnt watched?
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TopicWhat do you think of the young "Hipster Boi" generation Z kids?
ma9
04/24/17 7:21:07 AM
#6
AwesomeOSauce posted...
Nukleen posted...
How old are 'Gen Z' kids?


Gen Z is basically 2000s kids so around 17 years of age would be the average because it includes kids from like 1999-1998 and kids from like 2005 etc.


Sometimes mistakenly referred as millennials.
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Topiclol at Gotham's first episode
ma9
04/24/17 6:52:22 AM
#15
Gotham S1: We.... um... LOOK BATMAN's ROGUE and more REFERENCES!
Gotham S2: Gotham becoming more like... Gotham
Gotham S3: VERY GOTHAMLY.
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TopicAn oldie: Girl Shows Off Her 70 Inch Butt On Instagram
ma9
04/19/17 10:18:47 AM
#1
TopicDescribe things that feel like big bags of sand
ma9
04/17/17 6:31:14 AM
#7
TopicThis Japanese girl is 21 years old.
ma9
01/26/17 6:53:19 AM
#192
Im..... confused

*googles Nagasawa Marina JAV*
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