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| Topic | When you find a random pic of a girl on the internet and wish there was more |
| spanky1 09/15/17 1:45:51 PM #23 | |
| Topic | Driving pet peeves |
| spanky1 09/14/17 4:43:06 PM #72 | I've got one that nobody ever mentions but it seems to happen to me all the time and it pisses me off. Sometimes, there are situations where a car is pulled off to the side of the road, or parked on a right side parking spot, or simply pulled over in a parking lot, like maybe in front of a walmart or something, or just randomly in a parking lot, but basically, any possible situation where a car is pulled over to the right, sitting, not moving, this is totally 100% fine and okay. But! This is what happens to me: I'm passing around them, as I should be doing. And then BAM! They just start moving. They just hit the gas without looking behind them or around them. They start moving right when I'm passing them, so that creates a dangerous, awkward situation. If you're pulled over, you have to assume people are going around you! Don't just start moving whenever you feel like it! --- |
| Topic | Why the fuck would anyone consider becoming Jehovahs Witness? Serious question |
| spanky1 09/14/17 1:43:41 PM #170 | OrangeWizard posted... spanky1 posted... And there, ladies and gentlemen, is what the Jehovah's Witness organization does. I'm out. --- |
| Topic | Why the fuck would anyone consider becoming Jehovahs Witness? Serious question |
| spanky1 09/14/17 12:40:24 PM #168 | We talked a lot about blood in this topic but I also just wanted to briefly mention another issue I see as pretty big. Case Study No. 29 of the Australian Royal Commission. Some JWs know what it is, some JWs have never heard of it, and some JWs learned about it, and are now not JWs anymore. An actual member of the JW Governing Body (7 old men in New York who are the leaders of the organization) sat on stand and testified, just FYI. https://www.childabuseroyalcommission.gov.au/media-centre/media-releases/2016-11/report-into-jehovah%E2%80%99s-witness-organisations-releas The Royal Commission’s Report of Case Study No. 29 - The response of the Jehovah’s Witnesses and Watchtower Bible and Tract Society of Australia Ltd to allegations of child sexual abuse, was released today. --- |
| Topic | Why the fuck would anyone consider becoming Jehovahs Witness? Serious question |
| spanky1 09/14/17 10:53:45 AM #162 | Oh and just FYI, here's the official explanation on the jw.org website for why they abstain from blood: https://www.jw.org/en/bible-teachings/questions/bible-about-blood-transfusion/ So yeah, it boils down to two things, kind of: 1. There are direct commands in the Bible to not eat blood. 2. Blood is viewed as sacred to God, which somehow means you can't use it for things (and I will personally add that it is apparently more sacred to him than actual literal life, which I simply can't understand.)
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| Topic | Why the fuck would anyone consider becoming Jehovahs Witness? Serious question |
| spanky1 09/14/17 10:46:47 AM #160 | OrangeWizard posted... smoliske posted... Something has gone horribly wrong when a symbol of life is held in higher regard than life itself. I can't fathom a loving god who would believe that. --- |
| Topic | Why the fuck would anyone consider becoming Jehovahs Witness? Serious question |
| spanky1 09/13/17 4:27:03 PM #108 | And if you want some more explanation from the horse's mouth, here are some direct quotes from JW publications: "As Christian witnesses of Jehovah, her parents, Darrell and Rhoda Labrenz, correctly viewed blood transfusion as a violation of God's law and thus opposed it. They were concerned about their baby's eternal welfare, for everlasting life is the prospect only of those adhering to God's laws." Yearbook 1975 p.224 "But suppose one's wife or child were near death. Giving blood, no matter who the loved one might be, would still constitute a violation of God's law. Just because one is near death, this does not give one liberty to break God's commands. When one is near death is no time to tamper with or violate the law of God, but a time to draw as near as possible to God by remaining faithful. Everlasting life is the reward for faithfulness. How foolish it would be to gamble away the prospect of life eternal for the very uncertain promise of a cure by blood transfusion!" Watchtower 1970 Apr 15 p.249 "What if a Christian is badly injured or is in need of major surgery? Suppose doctors say that he must have a blood transfusion or he will die. Or course, the Christian would not want to die... Would a Christian break God's law just to stay alive a little longer in this system of things? Jesus said: "Whoever wants to save his soul [or, life] will lose it; but whoever loses his soul for my sake will find it." (Matthew 16:25) We do not want to die. But if we tried to save our present life by breaking God's law, we would be in danger of losing everlasting life." What Does The Bible Really Teach (2005) pp.130-131 --- |
| Topic | Why the fuck would anyone consider becoming Jehovahs Witness? Serious question |
| spanky1 09/13/17 4:23:22 PM #107 | MysticMismagius posted... OrangeWizard posted...MysticMismagius posted...I don't understand. I never claimed I did. It just bothers me when people say "I'm not explaining it because you don't/wouldn't understand" before even trying to explain what we obviously don't understand."You don't understand"I would like to be assured that my words do not fall upon closed ears that think they already understand. The explanation I provided is the best you're going to get, I think. You have to understand they really truly one hundred percent do believe they're doing the best thing. Here's a cover of one of their publications: ![]() Know what all those kids have in common? They all died from refusing blood transfusions. The article inside considers them heroes and examples of a good JW. ![]() It's something that you can intellectually understand, but won't ever truly understand. --- |
| Topic | Why the fuck would anyone consider becoming Jehovahs Witness? Serious question |
| spanky1 09/13/17 4:03:43 PM #102 | thanosibe posted... spanky1 posted...Foppe posted...And when I was in the religion the generation of 1914 would not pass away before Armageddon came. I was told it was near when I was young. It could happen any day. Now I'm 40, married with two kids of my own when I wasn't sure I'd even graduate high school before the end. So yes it will keep changing as time keeps going on. This is one of the major things that I could not agree with. If there is a god and Jesus second coming, it will be as the bible itself literally says, to no knowledge of man.spanky1 posted...Foppe posted...OrangeWizard posted...Foppe posted... Definitely, that was a big nail in the coffin for me as well. I'm not sure how they extended "the generation of 1914" into two generations, but it happened. --- |
| Topic | Why the fuck would anyone consider becoming Jehovahs Witness? Serious question |
| spanky1 09/13/17 4:02:02 PM #100 | MysticMismagius posted... OrangeWizard posted...unpleasant_milk posted..."You don't understand"If the child can be saved quite easily, then denying that life saving treatment makes the death needless.And that keeps you from understanding I know we just had the whole "don't mansplaine a religion" talk, but hell I was one of them so it's not mansplaining when I do it. :P There is a law in the old testament to not consume the blood of an animal. You'd have to first drain the animal of all blood after killing it before you eat it. This law was later made still in effect after Paul (was it Paul? One of them, I forget which one), wrote letters to other congregations in books that are included in the new testament, to keep obstaining from blood. So it's viewed as a direct commend from god, still. The JWs believe transfusions count as consuming the blood, so if a person, even a child, took a transfusion, he would lose everlasting life on earth. So to OrangeWizard here, it wouldn't be a needless death at all. Quite the opposite, it would HAVE to happen, because he would want his child to attain everlasting life in a paradise. It would be hard, but it would be an act of love and devotion to his god, and an act that would ensure the life and happiness of his theoretical child. That's the explaination, with no spin, no criticism, no bias. --- |
| Topic | Why the fuck would anyone consider becoming Jehovahs Witness? Serious question |
| spanky1 09/13/17 3:50:22 PM #97 | Foppe posted... spanky1 posted...Foppe posted...OrangeWizard posted...Foppe posted... Actually, the current understanding is the "overlapping generations" rule. People that were alive when the generation of 1914 were alive will see Armageddon. It's kinda complicated. :\ So anyway, about 50 years, give or take, that means. Edit: to clarify, like, my grandma was alive in 1914, and I was alive when my grand ma was still alive, so the end will come before people around my age die out. --- |
| Topic | Why the fuck would anyone consider becoming Jehovahs Witness? Serious question |
| spanky1 09/13/17 3:48:21 PM #94 | I think we all understand, even the harshest critics of the JWs, that they refuse blood transactions on the grounds that they will later be able to enjoy a future reward from god, because they view it as a commandment from god. I mean, it's obviously an act of sacrifice on their part, according to their interpretation of the bible. unpleasant_milk here is just frustrated at the fact that you believe this, OrangeWizard. Kind of like how we all know that parents who refuse vaccinations are doing that because they sincerely believe that's what's best for their children. And then the rest of the population is frustrated at that because we don't agree with the facts. --- |
| Topic | Why the fuck would anyone consider becoming Jehovahs Witness? Serious question |
| spanky1 09/13/17 3:37:08 PM #88 | It's kinda funny the Seventh Day Adventists are brought up in this topic. They share an origin with the JWs with the whole millerites and great disappointment stuff that happened way back in the 1800s. Bunch of different religions shot off from that. --- |
| Topic | Why the fuck would anyone consider becoming Jehovahs Witness? Serious question |
| spanky1 09/13/17 3:24:46 PM #80 | Dustin1280 posted... I had no idea jehova's witnesses had similar practices to scientology... When it comes to ex members they're nowhere near as bad as scientoligists. Scientologists are on a whole other level, with the harassment and whatnot. With JWs, it's just a little shunning is all. JWs are worse in other ways, though, such as the blood doctrine. --- |
| Topic | Why the fuck would anyone consider becoming Jehovahs Witness? Serious question |
| spanky1 09/13/17 3:13:22 PM #72 | OrangeWizard posted... spanky1 posted... My point is I don't really see people telling you how your religion is supposed to work in this topic. The only time people are interacting with you in this topic is when they're asking you a question. (Oh and I did ask how hold you were, btw) --- |
| Topic | Why the fuck would anyone consider becoming Jehovahs Witness? Serious question |
| spanky1 09/13/17 3:06:33 PM #67 | Zanzenburger posted... OrangeWizard posted...People would rather talk about me, than to me I just see people asking him questions, not telling him how his religion is supposed to work. --- |
| Topic | Why the fuck would anyone consider becoming Jehovahs Witness? Serious question |
| spanky1 09/13/17 2:50:57 PM #62 | thanosibe posted... spanky1 posted...Well then there you go. You were never disfellowshipped, so your family and friends in the organization aren't required to shun you.I'm not sure what your point is. Yes, I realize all that, and no I never said everyone had the exact same experience if they left the religion. That still is a person's decision to make, to stay or leave or whatever. And with that decision comes the consequences thereof. You don't get to choose how other's live their lives either. If I did something I know would have disfellowshipped me, then I live with that decision. How do I bear ill will if my family choose to abide by the letter of the religion for the sake of what they believe is their eternal life? I'm not advocating it's a good practice but I am also not going to absolve my involvement in the situation when I knew from the get go what the consequences would have been. Just like anyone in the religion knows. My point is an explanation of why people would be triggered by JWs. --- |
| Topic | Why the fuck would anyone consider becoming Jehovahs Witness? Serious question |
| spanky1 09/13/17 2:43:51 PM #58 | Zanzenburger posted... lol, hearing people talk about Jehova's Witnesses reminds me of how people talk about Seventh Day Adventists, which is the religion I was born and raised in. People also fear it and call it a cult, just because it has more "rules" than your average religion. Yet SDA's is not only the fastest growing religion in the United States (google it), but members of SDA's, on average, live 10 years longer than the typical American due to its health-based doctrine. I don't even know where to begin here. --- |
| Topic | Why the fuck would anyone consider becoming Jehovahs Witness? Serious question |
| spanky1 09/13/17 2:28:42 PM #52 | Well then there you go. You were never disfellowshipped, so your family and friends in the organization aren't required to shun you. And if you were disfellowshipped, and your parents happened to continue talking to you and having a close relationship with you, they could be counseled by the elders, and if they continued to do so after that, your dad could lose his position as an elder, and if they still continued to do so and didn't stop, they could eventually be disfellowshipped themselves and then they would be shunned by all their JW friends. You do realize that, right? You're what they call a fader. It's the healthiest way to leave the organization. Not everyone is as lucky as you, or has it as easy as you. --- |
| Topic | Why the fuck would anyone consider becoming Jehovahs Witness? Serious question |
| spanky1 09/13/17 2:19:37 PM #50 | thanosibe posted... spanky1 posted...thanosibe posted...Yes my folks for sure. My father is an elder (probably equivalent to a priest/father?) himself and my mother has been a pioneer (full time door to door service) since I was a teenager.Holy shit JW's really trigger CE. Were you 1)baptized and then 2)disfellowshipped? --- |
| Topic | Why the fuck would anyone consider becoming Jehovahs Witness? Serious question |
| spanky1 09/13/17 2:06:18 PM #48 | thanosibe posted... Holy shit JW's really trigger CE. Are your parents and sister and brother in law all in the religion? --- |
| Topic | Why the fuck would anyone consider becoming Jehovahs Witness? Serious question |
| spanky1 09/13/17 11:48:32 AM #39 | Foppe posted... OrangeWizard posted...Foppe posted... It's a pretty simple setup, I think you're overthinking it. Basically, Armaggedon is gonna come within about 50 years or so from now. At that point, all the good people who died in all of history who are worthy of living forever (mostly JWs), will be resurrected on a paradise earth and live forever. Like the Bible says, dead is "like being asleep". We just go to sleep upon death, and then wake up in the new world. Meanwhile, you have the 144K gang. Whenever one of those dies at any point in time, they're brought to heaven to rule alongside Jesus. Fun fact: my grandma is one of them. She watches me when I masturbate. Oh, and the 144K number from Revelations is apparently a literal number, even though every single other fucking thing in that book is a metephor, even everything else in the sentence that the number 144K appears in. How did they decide that this number is actually literal and not symbolic? What do you call it when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. --- |
| Topic | Why the fuck would anyone consider becoming Jehovahs Witness? Serious question |
| spanky1 09/13/17 11:41:48 AM #37 | I was born a JW and grew up in the religion. I could write a book on this group. It's a pretty fascinating organization in that it comes off as so incredibly boring, nice, and mundane, but is actually quite sinister and dangerous (and to people with the attitude of "aren't they all?": no. Groups like JWs, Mormons, Scientologists are objectively more dangerous than more mainstream religions, (except I'm not touching Islam here)). I gotta say it's pretty interesting to see a fully-in JW on this board. How old are you, @OrangeWizard? To answer the OP's question, yes, most members are just born into it. However! There's an issue nobody has brought up yet. While it is true that new members converted by actual door to door studies probably have some serious issues in their lives going on, you have to also take into account the teaching tactics of the people conducting these studies. There's a certain strategy that certain groups use to get members to join. They don't lay all the important info on the study at once. On first meeting, they're not going to tell a study that they'll have to cut off contact with unbelieving family members. They don't tell them they won't be able to go to family holidays like Thanksgiving, Christmas, birthdays anymore, when they first start studying. They don't tell them that if they join, and then decide to leave, then they'll be shunned by any active JW member, including family members. They don't tell them that they'll have to watch their child die from lack of blood transfusion in the off chance that they need the procedure. They don't tell them about the "two witness" rule, which requires there to be two eye witnesses to a sin for the congregation leaders to believe the sin happened, which results in a breeding ground for pedophile sexual abuse, since there are never ever two eye witnesses when sexual abuse happens to a child. They won't tell the study how their word is the only truth, but that truth changes from decade to decade, and if you believed what JWs believed 50 years ago you'd probably be considered an apostate of some kind. I could go on but you get the idea. Basically, they hide the more unsavory parts of their organization, and then, through repetitive study, they reel in the convert, and they gradually learn these things over time, but it's too late then, and their cognitive dissonance kicks in and they ignore it. And thus, a new convert is born. Know who practices tactics like this? Cults. --- |
| Topic | The man bun fad is literal garbage (proof inside) |
| spanky1 09/13/17 11:21:07 AM #12 | hollow_shrine posted... Asherlee10 posted...ClockworkHare posted...The aesthetic of the man bun is in direct correlation to how physically attractive the guy is to begin with. I believe there's a discussion of top knot vs man bun to be had. A top knot is basically a shitty man bun. Shorter, half hearted, not as good looking. I believe Colin Farrell has a top knot, while someone like Khal Drogo has a man bun. --- |
| Topic | Is it possible to convert someone to be kinky over time? |
| spanky1 09/13/17 11:16:54 AM #2 | |
| Topic | The man bun fad is literal garbage (proof inside) |
| spanky1 09/13/17 11:14:23 AM #8 | You know what. The man bun sure does get a lot of hate it seems like. But you know what. Most guys I've seen it on look pretty damn hot and masculine. And it seems like most straight women seem to actually like them. --- |
| Topic | Bumble bee tuna |
| spanky1 09/11/17 4:50:41 PM #4 | |
| Topic | Bad games with good music |
| spanky1 09/11/17 4:47:23 PM #12 | |
| Topic | What is your favorite sub-reddit? |
| spanky1 09/06/17 5:49:02 PM #4 | |
| Topic | ITT: predict how you're going to die |
| spanky1 09/06/17 11:27:53 AM #8 | Either cancer or a horrific car crash involving lots of blood, dismemberment, fire, and a fully awake self that feels and experiences every nightmarish and painful second of the experience. --- |
| Topic | Would you allow your wife to wear dis at your kids school open house? |
| spanky1 09/06/17 11:23:38 AM #4 | |
| Topic | Piece of shit pig who arrested nurse is suspended |
| spanky1 09/06/17 11:22:30 AM #22 | What about all the cops that were just standing there watching and not intervening? Will they lose their jobs too? --- |
| Topic | Favorite chick to fuck in Persona 5? >_> |
| spanky1 09/05/17 4:09:46 PM #35 | |
| Topic | bought i am setsuna and uncharted the lost legacy |
| spanky1 09/01/17 10:57:05 PM #60 | |
| Topic | bought i am setsuna and uncharted the lost legacy |
| spanky1 09/01/17 3:37:20 PM #52 | I'm tying to think of movies that go against the trope I pointed out. Like, even in stuff like Guardians of the Galaxy, which is all about fun and upbeat adventure, the female character is probably the most serious one! You got the bride in Kill Bill, who is pretty serious, but also pretty interesting still. You've got the Charlies Angles I guess, but those movies are awful. :( I guess superhero movies would be the closest to what I'm looking for, even though I'm not a big fan of those. Like I guess Black Widow meets the criteria. Wonder Woman is great though. --- |
| Topic | bought i am setsuna and uncharted the lost legacy |
| spanky1 09/01/17 3:00:22 PM #50 | You know what, this is kinda random but I just now thought of it and I wanna take this moment to point that Lost Legacy made realize just how shitty so many movie action heroines really are. They're so freakin' serious and devoid of character all the time! Chloe is awesome. She's wise-cracking and funny and shit, and has actual character. It seems like when you get a lady action star in movies and hollywood and stuff, they're always so dead serious and hard and stuff. I mean think of them. Selene from Underworld. Resident Evil lady. Furiosa and other various Charlize Theron characters. It's like an unwritten rule that a female action lead has to be super hardcore and serious all the time. You never get characters like Chloe in movies. :( --- |
| Topic | ITT: Name video games that cleverly worked the player dying a lot into the plot. |
| spanky1 09/01/17 1:25:08 PM #42 | Hellblade! I can't believe it hasn't been mentioned in here yet. When you die, it's really just your crazy mind going crazy cause you be a crazy bitch. --- |
| Topic | bought i am setsuna and uncharted the lost legacy |
| spanky1 09/01/17 1:20:30 PM #48 | |
| Topic | The "Cash me Ousside" girl is a rapper now. |
| spanky1 08/31/17 5:01:37 PM #21 | There's a lot of different styles of rapping out there, some of it is actually good, a lot of it is pretty bad. This style right here, even not considering who this is, is the absolute worst style imo. Slow ass low effort rapping. --- |
| Topic | Sorry Texas, you elected Ted Cruz |
| spanky1 08/31/17 4:56:02 PM #3 | I know this topic is bait, but just wanted to point out that Houston is liberal and probably did not help elect Cruz. --- |
| Topic | Culvers beats the shit out of Dairy Queen any day of the week. |
| spanky1 08/31/17 4:49:38 PM #1 | Did you know Diary Queen doesn't even have butterscotch? Why would you not carry one of the tastiest things you can put on ice cream. And no, caramel isn't the same as butterscotch. --- |
| Topic | How can Gamestop POSSIBLY say this with a straight face? |
| spanky1 08/31/17 3:50:09 PM #1 | https://www.gamespot.com/articles/gamestop-claims-its-expensive-switch-snes-classic-/1100-6453029/ So basically, this company is taking items that are limited in supply, super hot ticket items, and they're bundling them with a bunch of crap that nobody wants, so that they can sell for a higher price, knowing these bundles will sell because people want the core item so much, and then saying, with a straight face, they're doing it because "it's more convenient" to the customer. Holy fucking shit. Completely ethically bankrupt imo. --- |
| Topic | What's the best type of dog? |
| spanky1 08/31/17 2:55:47 PM #39 | How are terriers of some kind not on the list? And what about dachshunds? --- |
| Topic | Do you think a roman nose is attractive? |
| spanky1 08/29/17 5:18:01 PM #9 | |
| Topic | Professor fired for saying Texans deserved hurricane because of Trump |
| spanky1 08/29/17 4:54:23 PM #43 | I've seen several comments like this. The insane thing is Houston is literally liberal. They're literally happy that a liberal city that literally didn't vote for Trump is literally being destroyed. Just wow. --- |
| Topic | Name a movie that you found so bad it made you angry. |
| spanky1 08/25/17 12:06:47 PM #35 | I'll be honest I legit enjoyed a LOT of movies named in this topic. --- |
| Topic | RIP Houston |
| spanky1 08/25/17 12:04:43 PM #77 | InstaReturns posted... Ike put us out of power for two weeks, hopefully there isn't a repeat of that My number 1 fear. I live in the spring/woodlands area. Power goes out here very easy, and was out for a long time for Ike. I don't know if I could take going that long without power. ESPECIALLY if the water gets shut off. --- |
| Topic | Name a movie that you found so bad it made you angry. |
| spanky1 08/25/17 11:53:52 AM #30 | |
| Topic | Who are the top 3 hottest game of thrones girls |
| spanky1 08/24/17 3:24:27 PM #34 | This is the wildling I was talking about: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3866850/mediaviewer/rm1728443392 http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2171898/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t19 She had such a great voice too. :3 --- |
| Topic | Who are the top 3 hottest game of thrones girls |
| spanky1 08/24/17 3:21:10 PM #32 | HashBrownAgain posted... Arya joke post, right? My picks are: Dorn sister with the short hair "bad pussy". Cersei, because psycho women with absolute power get me off. The one wildling that was only in one episode, Hardhome, who was killed by the little kid zombies. She was absolutely stunning and I wished she became an actual character. :( --- |
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