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| Topic | If were forced to choose between all liberal or all conservative worlds |
| synth_real 09/12/17 6:08:10 AM #2 | Do I want Brave New World or do I want 1984? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | DMed my second game of DnD yesterday. |
| synth_real 09/06/17 1:31:03 AM #226 | ParanoidObsessive posted... Quick question: You'd have to look to something like people that work themselves into a trance and firewalk or Shaolin monks, something of that nature. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | One of my coworkers is literally begging people for food like a hobo |
| synth_real 08/25/17 2:11:25 PM #18 | Next time she does it, make it extremely crystal fucking clear to her that you're not helping her. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | DMed my second game of DnD yesterday. |
| synth_real 08/21/17 9:31:50 PM #182 | You could make a portal maze. Make 10-20 square(ish) rooms with four portals, one in each corner/side. Number the rooms, then write out their numbers 4 times on little pieces of paper and mix them all up in a hat. Then, go through each room, and for each portal pull one number out of the hat, that will be the room that portal goes to. Fill the rooms as you desire. Most, but not all of them should have some kind of a distinctive feature. Figure out the path out of the maze, and maybe make one or two key portals require a special item to use or maybe make the player restore the power and leave the solution in another room. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | What is your favorite D&D monster? |
| synth_real 08/21/17 12:02:13 AM #9 | The illithid. Completely alien and see the human race as food. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Does masturbation and procrastination go hand in hand? |
| synth_real 08/19/17 2:12:15 AM #10 | One of them does. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Most unique place you've banged? |
| synth_real 08/18/17 12:37:23 PM #45 | Church parking lot at 5AM Sunday morning. We left the condom there as our little gay sex artifact for the church ladies to find. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | How hyped are you guys for Elder Scrolls VI? |
| synth_real 08/10/17 5:26:14 AM #12 | Dash_Harber posted... Imagine a Hashashin inspired Dark Brotherhood Only if they have moon sugar before they kill, then I'm in. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Don't pick up baby birds off the ground, it causes it to die. |
| synth_real 08/06/17 7:22:59 PM #25 | HappyDog posted... Axiom posted...Duncanwii posted...Because the second mother bird comes back she'll smell your scent on the chick and abandon it. Then the chick will either starve or get eaten by predators. So, good job. It just recently happened at a National park with a bison calf, tourist put it in their car to warm it up on a cold day, and the mother rejected it. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Any tips for going through a day with only 3 hours of sleep? |
| synth_real 08/06/17 7:18:41 PM #5 | Caffeine and willpower. But don't load up on caffeine too late, better to do that at the beginning. If you need a boost to keep you going late into the day, load up on sugar instead. You'll crash hard when it wears off, so if you start you have to keep going until you're ready to relax. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | How do you feel about parents putting leashes on their young children? |
| synth_real 08/05/17 6:58:17 PM #23 | Some little brats genuinely need to be kept on a choke chain, but since we can't do that a body harness will have to do. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | I challenge you to name me a worse chain restaurant than Panda Express |
| synth_real 08/04/17 7:32:57 PM #108 | Pizza Pizza. It's basically acidic sauce and a sprinkle of cheese on a cardboard disk. I'd rather eat Little Caesar's any day, and I hate that place. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Barry Bonds is the greatest baseball player of all time |
| synth_real 07/28/17 5:45:47 AM #25 | s0nicfan posted... Antifar posted...s0nicfan posted...I mean, he's also those things, but the "neat" statistic you pointed to specifically highlighted that his OPS was heavily influenced by the amount he was walked. They're rolled in together like that because they're both important. On-base percentage is important, because they have to get on base to score, and they can't hit home runs every time. Drawing walks is great, it's a no-risk way to get on base, especially when the double play is a possibility. Non-intentional walks also mean the batter is seeing the ball well and not swinging at garbage, which is the mark of a good hitter. Slugging is also important, because extra base hits put the batter into scoring position and drive in more RBIs. Putting those two together gives you one stat to measure their offensive potential. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Evil fun-hating umpire ejects fun-loving baseball player for trying to have fun. |
| synth_real 07/27/17 6:08:15 AM #6 | Some umpires take themselves a little too seriously. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | What's up with all the rape shit in Game of Thrones? |
| synth_real 07/26/17 7:41:52 AM #98 | Neoconkers posted... because look at this guy So that's why the next book is taking so long... --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | why do guitarists never know how to read music ffs |
| synth_real 07/23/17 6:20:03 PM #36 | iron jojo posted... TC, when you are a better musician than everybody who doesnt read music, make this topic. Until then... Personally, I would argue that anyone who can't read sheet music at all is a piss-poor musician. There's plenty of guys out there who are great guitarists, but shit musicians, guys who can play better than EVH but have no clue what they're playing or how it all works together. Music theory is super helpful for writing music, once you understand it you'll know what you're doing and what you're looking for when you write music. With that much said, sometimes sheet music is a pain in the ass for guitar because there's multiple places to play the same note, it's especially frustrating for unfamiliar chords. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Was Sophie Turner a good Jean Grey? |
| synth_real 07/22/17 6:11:25 PM #15 | YoshitoKikuchi posted... What would have been a better way to defeat Apocalypse? It's been a while for me, but doesn't he have a weak spot somewhere that they can hit? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Is there a rule against wearing warpaint as a pro athlete? |
| synth_real 07/20/17 4:59:05 AM #5 | SEGASonicNinja posted... Sativa_Rose posted...Not that I know of, don't football players put black lines on their face for some reason? And some of them (at least baseball players) have been switching to black stickers instead. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Would you rather your daughter convert to Islam or become a stripper? |
| synth_real 07/20/17 4:04:07 AM #51 | Stripper, it's the more practical choice of the two. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Question about Lord of the Rings SPOILERS |
| synth_real 07/19/17 4:10:00 PM #2 | Sauron never touched the Elven rings, so he wasn't able to control them like the others. He did have some of the Dwarven rings, the others were lost or destroyed. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Jotun free on Steam for a limited time. |
| synth_real 07/15/17 10:11:06 PM #5 | Also free on GOG.com, got mine already --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | DMed my second game of DnD yesterday. |
| synth_real 07/13/17 6:35:49 PM #49 | ParanoidObsessive posted... In some ways, it fits the pattern of how organized crime groups tend to form and establish territory in the real world, albeit with the official civil government actually recognizing them as a valid entity with permission to operate "outside the law" (not entirely dissimilar to the Mafia's offer to work for the US government during WWII, or implied Mafia/CIA ties afterwards). I was about to say that what you were describing sounded an awful lot like the Five Families of the New York Mafia --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Sometimes I think we should abolish all civilization and return to hunter gather |
| synth_real 07/12/17 8:02:54 AM #6 | Billions would perish. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | It would be stupid to give up a full time job right? |
| synth_real 07/12/17 6:28:58 AM #23 | If you want to leave badly enough, call in sick and sign up with some temp agencies. They won't pay great, but they'll find you work right away. If one doesn't get you working within a week, go sign up at another one. If you don't like the place they send you to, ask to go to another one. Temp agencies don't pay well, but you can use them to shop around for jobs, and most places that have used the agencies for a while don't have particularly high expectations for temps (because a lot of them are awful people) --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | You can't open the airplane exit door while the plane is in flight can you? |
| synth_real 07/08/17 5:05:32 PM #21 | You can tell who here doesn't interact with the outside world much --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Thoughts on THAC0? |
| synth_real 07/08/17 4:51:47 PM #22 | It's not really that complicated, maybe it feels a little weird when lower scores are better --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | How to Write the good Villains: interviews with some renowned RPG developers. |
| synth_real 07/07/17 11:20:26 PM #23 | Another thing that I like about Irenicus is that Also, the whole of Baldur's Gate can be summed up as people trying to kill you to become a god. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Is it safe to say that all willing pornstars are nymphos? |
| synth_real 07/07/17 5:10:08 PM #6 | The stories I've heard and read about how porn is shot make it seem like it would make a person hate sex after a while. They film it about a minute at a time, just as it starts getting good the director yells cut and they have to stop. Imagine an entire day of that. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Do you think that if you had no money that you could resort to panhandling? |
| synth_real 07/07/17 4:20:49 PM #6 | If I gotta hustle people to make money, I can find lots of better hustles than begging for change. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | how does ce feel about Apocalypse Now |
| synth_real 07/04/17 8:19:25 PM #22 | The original edition is a brilliant movie, the extra scenes don't really add much to the movie. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Game companies haven't bothered negotiating with the voice actors on strike |
| synth_real 07/03/17 6:46:02 PM #19 | From what I understand, video games are some of the worst work for voice actors to do. They do a lot of yelling battle cries all day, which kinda shreds your vocal cords after a while. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Do you ever use the math you learned in high school or college weekly? |
| synth_real 07/03/17 2:54:16 PM #28 | I do use algebra on a semi-regular basis. At my job, we have a formula that we use to determine the needling density of the product based on the machine settings. I can rearrange that formula to tell me what machine settings I need to get the required density when the layout sheets from the lab are completely fucked because A) the idiot that types them up can't check his own work with a calculator or B) the layouts are 15 years old and the machine hasn't been able to run at those speeds for 10 --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Why do people only hate Superman for being Overpowered |
| synth_real 07/03/17 2:26:41 PM #19 | Muffinz0rz posted... Can someone who has read the comics share with me exactly how he can be beaten without the use of kryptonite? Epic, dragged-out fights against powerful cosmic entities (one of whom was created specifically to kill him) --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | DMed my second game of DnD yesterday. |
| synth_real 07/03/17 2:17:43 PM #17 | Dikitain posted... Mario_VS_DK posted... Going to the Underdark at level 3 is the consequences. Just wait until you wander into your first group of Myconids --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Trudeau gave up on electoral reform in Canada. |
| synth_real 07/02/17 5:42:33 PM #37 | I like the idea of a hybrid of FPTP and PropRep. Give half the seats to PropRep so that way regional representation is still a thing in Parliament (which is why we have FPTP to begin with) because sometimes what's good for Ontario and Quebec isn't what's good for the Prairies and the Maritimes. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Massive stray cat problem here. How to remove? |
| synth_real 07/02/17 5:27:54 PM #9 | Go to the next neighbourhood over or two and find a good spot to plant a shitload of catnip --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Why the fuck is Chrono Trigger not in the SNES mini classic line up? |
| synth_real 06/30/17 5:30:05 PM #23 | CT would be one of the only reasons I would buy the thing. I got bored with FF6 part way through and gave up on it. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | $300 to survive 3 minutes against a professional fighter. |
| synth_real 06/27/17 10:30:55 PM #17 | I think I could run around in circles for 3 minutes with enough pain to motivate me --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | This Colorado Man is so OBSESSED with GUNS that he has 200 MACHINE GUNS!!! |
| synth_real 06/26/17 10:40:53 PM #15 | Life goals right there. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | How many numbers have matheticians found so far? |
| synth_real 06/26/17 10:36:00 PM #17 | They don't have a number big enough for the amount of numbers they've found. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Would you ever consider having surgery to turn your eyes into blue eyes? |
| synth_real 06/24/17 9:43:30 PM #33 | My eyes are already such a deep blue that I've been asked on a couple of occasions if I wear contact lenses (I don't) --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Would you rather go to a big amusement park or an MLB game? |
| synth_real 06/24/17 2:11:51 PM #19 | I don't really like roller coasters nearly as much as I used to when I was younger, I probably wouldn't want to spend a whole day riding them. I'll go see a Blue Jays game any time, though. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Why does it feel like most peeps playing Skyrim marry Lydia? >_> |
| synth_real 06/24/17 1:56:34 PM #47 | Too bad that when you marry Mjoll, Aerin literally moves into your house along with her. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | What's worse, finding out that you're a clone, or that you're number 11? |
| synth_real 06/24/17 12:13:34 PM #11 | For me, I'd be ok with being the 11th. I'd figure that my creators wanted to see what happened when they left one up to it's own devices. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Without naming the movie, what's the one quote that would give it away? |
| synth_real 06/19/17 7:56:57 PM #77 | We can't stop here, this is bat country! --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | How can anyone with a brain oppose minimum wage raises? |
| synth_real 06/18/17 11:19:23 PM #36 | GOATSLAYER posted... AlBundy33 posted...there absolutely zero downsides to raising minimum wage, unfortunately most people who run companies(like walmart and such) lack a brain, so they do not understand it would actually benefit their business The McDonalds around here have already been doing that before any minimum wage increases were announced. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Top court overturns conviction for masturbating in home |
| synth_real 06/18/17 12:58:59 AM #24 | For once, a court ruling that follows common sense in this country. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Tell me what video games you are playing through right now. |
| synth_real 06/18/17 12:53:43 AM #32 | Icewind Dale Enhanced Edition --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | What if a guy hit a home run but died before he could finish running the bases? |
| synth_real 06/15/17 5:17:29 AM #2 | They might be able to allow a pinch runner in this case. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Thanks to capitalism, an extremely effective Carbon Removal Plant is now online |
| synth_real 06/08/17 5:48:08 AM #31 | Anarchy_Juiblex posted... ReignFury posted...Maybe they can turn the carbon into manmade wood or oil or something. Theres about 1000 trees in an acre so depending on the surface area one of these machines could remove as much carbon as an acre of trees. If only the people making money on deforestation would listen. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
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