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TopicNon-tippers end up having to pick up their own food delivery
Paragon21XX
09/12/22 12:27:43 PM
#35
Umbreon posted...
Like seriously, $80 for an order and $77.75 goes to the store, and you think it's the CUSTOMER that's screwing you?

What capitalism does to MFers.
That's not how Doordash/Uber Eats works. 2.25 goes to the driver and that's only part of the charge that is placed on the customer. The company may take as much as 10-25% of the order total for themselves when the order is placed. So that order may only result in a revenue of $60-72 to the restaurant that accepted the order depending on the agreed upon percentage rate.

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TopicHaving a beard is an undeniable status symbol of manliness
Paragon21XX
09/12/22 12:11:28 PM
#24
RashodBateman posted...
Disagree.

Shaving makes you look like a boy.

Men grow hair out of their face.
He's talking about the smooth face you have inside you rather than the beard physically on your face.

It doesnt matter if you have the beard on the outside. As long as youve got the beard on the inside. ~Action Hank

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Topic1. Collect seven dragonballs. 2. Make a wish for gf.
Paragon21XX
09/12/22 11:09:25 AM
#12
Some ugly af perverted talking pig interrupts you in the middle of your wish to ask for a young girl's panties before you could finish saying your wish.

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TopicThis character design is awful
Paragon21XX
09/11/22 9:05:48 PM
#10
You all need to stop replying seriously to Scotty_Rogers.

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TopicAmerica has the best doctors in the world
Paragon21XX
09/11/22 12:54:33 PM
#23
JuanCarlos1 posted...
Also this. And Cuba is known for having great doctors and care. For most common diseases and conditions is likely that any dr in the world will do just fine.
And Cuban doctors are paid terribly to the point that they have to get a second job like driving a taxi just to make ends meet.

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TopicGuess the number I'm thinking of: 1 through 1 trillion
Paragon21XX
09/11/22 12:11:27 PM
#38
500 because this topic is obviously bait for you to get a 500 topic.

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TopicWhere were you and what were you doing when da 1st plane hit on 9/11/01
Paragon21XX
09/11/22 1:54:21 AM
#10
At school listening to one of the morning classes.

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TopicHow did/do you refer to your maternal grandmother?
Paragon21XX
09/11/22 1:15:03 AM
#22
My grandmothers on either side were simply called "Grandma" since they lived 800 miles apart and never were under the same roof so there was never any confusion.

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TopicHipsters were a thing
Paragon21XX
09/10/22 11:40:52 PM
#9
TheMikh posted...
i have no idea what they were, and was occasionally accused of being one idk
If you've heard of them, then they were too mainstream to be hipsters.

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TopicYR: This 919 is your new wife. Your reaction?
Paragon21XX
09/10/22 1:31:29 AM
#17
UnfairRepresent posted...
I don't get why so many men are intimidated by muscles on women

Does it make you feel like less of a man or something?
Please do not express any kind of acceptance to steroid abuse. And before you say anything to the contrary, the woman in the photo, Nataliya Kuznetsova, has openly admitted to abusing steroids and estrogen blockers to get those huge muscles.

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TopicYR: This 919 is your new wife. Your reaction?
Paragon21XX
09/10/22 1:18:52 AM
#15
Steroids are unhealthy and should never be normalized like this. You should be really ashamed of yourself, TC.

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TopicYour reaction: You discover that your girlfriend's phone ID for you is 'Wallet'
Paragon21XX
09/10/22 12:00:04 AM
#3
Find it extremely odd because the most she'll normally get from me is a free meal at an affordable restaurant.

But I cut off all contact with her anyways if that's how she sees me.

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TopicC/D: Mayonnaise on burgers should be illegal
Paragon21XX
09/09/22 11:00:43 PM
#19
GeraldDarko posted...
C/D: Mayonnaise on burgers should be illegal

Hard C
You still having tastebuds should be illegal.

Hard C

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TopicCursed Image ITT
Paragon21XX
09/09/22 4:17:02 PM
#9
Why does Kirby have such a bad case of thrush?

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Topic*hits coffee table with a sledgehammer* Why the FUCK you not playing RuneScape?
Paragon21XX
09/09/22 3:59:42 PM
#67
I don't play any MMOs, period. What are you going to do about it? Fight me?

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TopicYR: King Charles III declares UK an empire again and wants to take back America!
Paragon21XX
09/09/22 12:42:12 PM
#10
Take off every 'NUKE'!! You know what you doing. Move 'NUKE'. For Great Justice.

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TopicI'm sorry you feel dat way
Paragon21XX
09/09/22 12:30:51 PM
#8
Sorry not sorry.

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TopicYour reaction: Team Rocket including James just stole your pet.
Paragon21XX
09/09/22 9:04:45 AM
#6
Well, we're not just gonna let them walk out of here.

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TopicMeet Madison Beer. She's a hottie
Paragon21XX
09/08/22 9:24:36 PM
#21
5/10 legs too skinny

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TopicI have an itch to buy a new gun
Paragon21XX
09/08/22 9:11:52 PM
#122
RashodBateman posted...
No, it means keep an empty chamber in a suitable holster.
Spoken like someone who scored 10 on the reading portion of the ACT.

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TopicWhen is a spoiler no longer considered a spoiler?
Paragon21XX
09/08/22 7:14:56 PM
#10
To a normal person with common sense, when it is acknowledged as common knowledge in pop culture.

To this site, a spoiler never stops being a spoiler even if the entire population of the world except just 1 person knows all about it.

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TopicBREAKING: Queen Elizabeth II Dies At 96
Paragon21XX
09/08/22 1:48:09 PM
#51
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Posting false information as fact, goats? That's a paddlin'.

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TopicIf I was rich I'd dress like a booger.
Paragon21XX
09/07/22 9:26:23 PM
#4
So the Sam Walton style.

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TopicIf you see someone Perineum Sunning, call the police
Paragon21XX
09/07/22 4:44:45 PM
#15
End the CCP.

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TopicStar Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones and Knuckles
Paragon21XX
09/07/22 1:46:22 PM
#23
Killer Klowns from Outer Space and Knuckles

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TopicNew Sonic Frontiers HYPE video.
Paragon21XX
09/07/22 1:40:24 PM
#8
No Chao Garden, no buy.

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TopicI have an itch to buy a new gun
Paragon21XX
09/07/22 9:16:54 AM
#28
RashodBateman posted...
The Glock 26 is specifically for concealment (hiding it on your body so nobody knows that you have a gun.)
I honestly wouldn't use any double-stack as a concealed carry. If it had to be a Glock, it would be something like a 43 as the slimmer frame is more comfortable to wear in the waistband.

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TopicYou meet the Anti Christ but he turns out to honestly be a nice person
Paragon21XX
09/07/22 8:41:05 AM
#10
According to the Bible, that may seem like it's true for the first 42 months of the tribulation (the world wouldn't unite under someone that is already worse than Hitler). But after an assassination attempt, he's supposed to become the devil incarnate capable of causing humanity's extinction if he isn't stopped at the battle of Armageddon.

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Topic"It's never been done before" is not a valid excuse
Paragon21XX
09/07/22 12:10:27 AM
#7
"It's never been done before" is a totally valid reason to not immediately try it in a production environment without prior and thorough testing in a controlled setting to ensure that it is safe and better alternative to the proven method currently being used.

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TopicWhich utter is the best?
Paragon21XX
09/06/22 9:53:03 PM
#4
Stutter
https://youtu.be/Hy8kmNEo1i8

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TopicWho ordered me?
Paragon21XX
09/06/22 9:10:13 PM
#11
I didn't order any pizza. I baked one from Costco in my own oven.

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TopicThirsty af, you think this water is safe to drink?
Paragon21XX
09/06/22 9:07:38 PM
#17
TigerTarTheo posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/3/2/AAfRuyAADpTw.jpg

Cheers ce, ill let you guys know if i get sick

.. It doesnt taste that great
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/5/6/AAC3AyAADpUI.jpg

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TopicThirsty af, you think this water is safe to drink?
Paragon21XX
09/06/22 8:25:32 PM
#9
Only with a LifeStraw or similar. You'd have to pay for my dysentery medical bills plus 100% more for pain and suffering if you want me to drink that water without it.

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TopicDate/Marry/Dump: Bulma, Marge Simpson, Leela
Paragon21XX
09/06/22 7:04:54 PM
#41
Marry Bulma
Date Leela
Dump Marge

Adam posted...
Dump Bulma for being a useless character
Jealousy is unseemly.

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Topicmedium-rare burgers is the most midwit foodie trend ever
Paragon21XX
09/06/22 4:54:27 PM
#28
Robot2600 posted...
meat's fucking gross have fun with a heart attack too
lol vegans

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TopicWhy do the States with the best weather seem to have the most problems?
Paragon21XX
09/06/22 1:07:52 AM
#21
Our winters might not be as bad as Canada's, but summers here are hot as hell. Living here almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

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TopicC/D Myers Briggs personality types is basically astrology.
Paragon21XX
09/06/22 1:01:11 AM
#16
FigureOfSpeech posted...
sir mix a lot
That was what my gut instinct said but wasn't sure. Figures.

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TopicC/D Myers Briggs personality types is basically astrology.
Paragon21XX
09/06/22 12:55:34 AM
#13
User Info: VitoSpatafore
New User
User Since: Sep 2022
Karma: 3
Active Posts: 107
New account, who dis?

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TopicGuess the Titanic is "fake news" now.
Paragon21XX
09/05/22 8:34:50 PM
#23
Sexypwnstar posted...
Why'd you block out the name? Was it your account?
Wait until TC hears about the fact that unless a tweet is deleted, finding the original tweet using Google is trivial.

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TopicGuess the Titanic is "fake news" now.
Paragon21XX
09/05/22 8:26:11 PM
#18
What a world we live in when posts by randos on Twitter, Reddit, and TikTok are apparently newsworthy.

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TopicChile rejects new progressive Constitution
Paragon21XX
09/04/22 10:04:39 PM
#6
@Tote_All_
Any thoughts on TC's speculation?

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TopicOnce when I was a kid in a karate tournament, I had to fight a girl with a
Paragon21XX
09/04/22 8:33:55 PM
#15
Throwing the match out of pity is the ultimate insult to a serious competitor.

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TopicBoyfriend finds out his girlfriend doesn't like his sex playlist
Paragon21XX
09/04/22 4:27:17 PM
#26
First rule of Reddit is that OP is always a liar.

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TopicThis song goes la la la la la la.
Paragon21XX
09/04/22 1:41:33 PM
#28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MCpNMB9RBA

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TopicEggs. How do you like them cooked?
Paragon21XX
09/04/22 1:17:41 PM
#22
divot1338 posted...
Cheese on eggs is a mistake. It almost instantly congeals so youre either eating scalding hot eggs or room temperature, previously melted cheese.
git gud

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