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yusiko posted...

the only people who call hem salmon shorts are people who are really insecure in their masculinity and dont want to admit they like the color pink

no i dont own any pink shorts but if i did id wear them

I also have pink pants and pink shorts. Salmon aka Nantucket red is not pink. They are both different colors and really nice if you can pull them off

Yeah. Two pairs of salmon pants and one pair of 5" inseam shorts with anchors all over

They probably don't do their laundry too

FFVIII intro

After making a fortune from selling her farts

Anything involving a fake baby

I mentioned Southtown earlier purely out of nostalgia. Revisited it for the first time in 20+ years and wow... It holds up. Gonna trade in my 5" inseam shorts for some 30s!!

https://youtu.be/YWl9tjO7KtA

Southtown was legit good Nu metal and that was their peak. Nothing after was even close

Wasn't the first Chronicles of Riddick game unexpectedly great? Did anyone even play it?

Scrubs was great and I watched and enjoyed Cougar Town after since it was pretty much the same thing

She dropped like 3 megabits and then dipped

Is she not joking? It's literally on a paper plate with a plastic fork and there's a tongue emoji.

Some lady sincerely tried to do this like 10 years ago with KFC and the Mac n cheese was still shaped like a circle container. That was pretty funny

Dior Homme Sport
Replica Sailing Day
Creed Green Irish Tweed
Hermes Un Jardin sur le Toit

burns112233 posted...

Rated R movies

American Pie, etc.

We would have sleepovers if a friend rented a movie with nudity. I remember everyone going to this dude's house to watch Leprechaun in Space just for the boobies. Also started watching Wild Things at a friend's house one time and his mom walked in and took it away

One time I sat at a Waldenbooks and slowly unwrapped a nudie magazine while watching for employees. It took like 30 minutes

Kids have it too fucking easy nowadays. I want to hear stories about how we all struggled to get a glimpse at T&A back in the day.

I had to go to a literal wrestling news forum just to see nudity. It had a no spreading rule and penis wasn't allowed, so it was pretty much playboy level pics. I don't think I ever deleted the history, but my parents weren't very computer savvy, so I don't think I was ever busted.

I'll have more to share later

It's not very popular

For No One

Lmao I'm afraid most of them have similar rap sheets

Teh_Dr_Phil posted...

who wouldnt want to blow it between those two huge mommy milkers

I'm blowing it on the cheeks, my man

Valerie Kay
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I don't think anyone ever forgot about it. It's always mentioned in the best Buffy episodes

And a passed out girl who wasn't his wife smh

Idk how to shrink the images, so had to make multiple posts

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Vicious_Dios posted...

This thread fails cuz no sfw pics, just names.

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Kenzie Madison

I really don't see why people eat there when their prices are the same as Firehouse, Jimmy John's, and Jersey Mike's. Plus local will always be better and probably cheaper

Yes, but i can't ever forget this

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So jealous. Wish I could watch it all fresh again

Blue_Popo posted...

That other multiverse movie is literally better than every other movie out right now so nothing should get hype

After second watch in theaters, it might literally be an all time favorite

Not much hype when it's only the second best multiverse movie out right now

I'm sad that I only got to see it once in theaters. Might travel to see it again if I get the chance. Definitely the best theater experience I've had since Mad Max: Fury Road

I know Penguin became more comic accurate, but the change was way too jarring for me

I watched this a lot when I was a kid. I actually thought that Finding Nemo was a sequel when I first saw that title

Third Eye Blind - Third Eye Blind hits you with like 9 awesome songs before finally getting to the weaker tracks

Deadly Creatures (Wii)

I don't think I've left the theater being this satisfied since Fury Road. Been thinking about this all day and my girlfriend and I can't wait to take some friends to see this

Prestoff posted...

Dr. Strange movie is going to have to really impress me like this movie did, because I think Everything Everywhere All At Once is going to be the best "multiverse" movies for years to come.

We walked past that poster on the way out and just thought "oh that's cute." No chance that is anywhere as good

Just saw it and I don't think any movie is going to top that all year. By far one of the best movie-going experiences I've ever had

lww99 posted...

how do you like the Oud Wood? Compared to Ombr Leather

smell like a forest/carpenter?

It's a great masculine scent that I wear exclusively in formal settings. It's pretty spicy with a hint of vanilla and certainly not an everyday scent. I definitely prefer it over the ombre leather which is also a beautiful concoction

The_Creep_2020 posted...

How many bodies do you control?

Like I said, I only spray once on the forearm and once on the neck. My collection practically looks untouched because I don't overdo it. There are certainly worse hobbies than being a fraghead

Probably the Kingdom Hearts games. I play on the default difficulty

I only wear two sprays a day, so my collection just keeps growing

Tom Ford Oud Wood
Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille
Tom Ford Ombre Leather
Tom Ford Black Orchid
Creed Aventus
Creed Green Irish Tweed
Creed Virgin Island Water
Margiela By the Fireplace
Margiela Jazz Club
Le Labo Bergamote 22
Initio Oud For Greatness
Parfums de Marly Herod
By Kilian Black Phantom
Christian Dior Oud Ispahan
Christian Dior Sport
Viktor & Rolf Spicebomb
Viktor & Rolf Flowerbomb
Bleu de Chanel
Versace Eros
YSL Y

Literally diet Johnny Depp and Depp is already overrated

That's some Instagram vs reality shit right there

It's top 10, maybe top 5. I don't remember where exactly I ranked it here

Maybe I'm remembering it wrong, but didn't he take matters into his own hands after the cops wouldn't get involved or something?

I love gimmick clip show episodes. I think it was sunny that did the clipshow with stuff that didn't actually happen