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Imit8m3 posted...

Also, the can can be used to smash tf out of racists at gas stations.

Those are Twisted Teas

Unknown5uspect posted...

Real talk don't put the pressure on the front of the neck. Put the pressure on the sides. You don't want her to stop breathing.

This
The plan is that youre inhibiting blood flow more so than making it so she can't breathe. More like a sleeper hold type deal.

This guy appears to have put on like 30 lbs of muscle in a year. That's steroid use or several years.

Shoes? I've evolved beyond shoes

His species is asexual. He's his own girlfriend, much like the typical CEman

I have never played one. I actually don't have any concept of what the gameplay is like

MedeaLysistrata posted...

Sorry but please don't play that game. It would have been just as easy to say those words are never acceptable. How do you account for that?

Other people already made my point clear.

You post weird non sequitur responses in most topics. Someone else made an entire topic about it not long ago. You used to post normally and I can't tell if it's a gimmick lately or youre genuinely not okay

MedeaLysistrata posted...

You're being so pedantic it's funny. The post said both are wildly unacceptable in a work environment, the fact anything else was excluded is context enough

What's with you lately?

Admiral_Zero posted...

Would a backpack work?

Lots of places don't let you take it on the ride, but there's usually a spot right near where you get on to leave it

It's weird to try and rank them when they're both wildly unacceptable in a workplace environment.

Touch posted...

How many new characters have you added in your games?

He's never even added anything to his topics

An entirely new world of women to simp for!

Got it for like $10 years after release and just YouTubed the ending. It's actually a pretty fun experience tbh

Boomers have always hated the concept of millennials not being company men. We bounce from job to job, we quit, we do the bare minimum if we aren't happy. It's an entirely different culture and it's upsetting to folks that either wasted their life doing such things or directly benefit from that type of culture.

The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their student loans and medical bills will foam up about their waists and all the poors and lazy will look up and shout 'STOP MOOCHING!'...and I'll look down and whisper 'No.'

My wife makes nearly double what I do and I love it

Guardian Heroes and Dragon Force still hold up today as some pretty spectacular games

I spent over a decade unloading trucks. Now I'm in charge of many office workers. I had one ask me earlier this week if chicken is meat. No such questions came up when I was in a truck.

Adam Devine texts the exact same way and he also does pretty well with women

That's just the shirt. Turtlenecks do that

She has a little metroid buddy

Would you like to be my
friend?

Queen Elizabeth

Like $15/hr
Cost of living here is cheap and I live an inexpensive lifestyle. This is living with another person though. On my own, like $20/hr.

Imma at least give anyone calling out the KKK a thumbs up. We don't have to be friends, but I'll always support that action

I like the overall art style more than 5, but those splatter effects are a bit much for me. That levels music is catchy though

Yeah
A friend got drunk and confided in me about a past relationship where her boyfriend raped her pretty regularly. I was a weird combo of uncomfortable and angry but I kept it together. It was a story being told for her. It wasnt about me. I was just there to be supportive. Still it's tough not to freak out even though it was like 10 years before I even met her.

There can only be one

Johnny Bravo taught me everything I need to know about meeting women. It was clearly written as a revenge fantasy of a bitter incel, but irl Johnny wouldn't leave any girls for the rest of us.

So:
Love your mama
Work out
Learn karate and dance
Don't be afraid to approach women
Get cool sunglasses. Chicks dig cool shades

But Smackems, you have a good sense of humor. Most of us suck and will instead die alone

So I switch a bunch of my retirement funds to bonds now, right?

Fable posted...

I have closed my cart narc topic after finding out that apparently fridge magnets destroy vehicles and render them inoperable.

Obviously I didn't know this at the time but a user pointed this out to me and I can no longer support such an unhinged individual.

That was me and I have a confession to make:

I completely made that up to win internet points. I apologize for misleading you. I understand if you must mod me for my transgression

Sharashaska posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/2/8/AAc4wZAADss4.jpg

This dude always looks like a bad ass dothraki deathrider in every photo. Fantastic

Anyway, I haven't contributed much because I'm in busy season at work and on like 70 hour weeks. Everyone's looking great as always, but im too lazy to scroll back further than one pic to comment.

I'm so sick of you CRT woke communisming grooming kids and your sleepy Brandon god. Idk what any of those words mean but I'm irrationally angry about every single one. Snowflake!

This seems almost too on the nose for "the cruelty is the point"

That's a variation of an old yo momma joke

Zikten posted...

Why is a 19 year old speaking at Oxford? Even if she is going to college, she is too young to have graduated

She's speaking about staying relevant in media iirc. She's actually pretty qualified on the subject considering her experience

If im buying pictures/videos she wouldn't give a shit. If there's some sort of interaction, she'd not be okay with it.

We did not fully understand nocturnal emissions yet and assumed they were the same thing. With porn not being as accessible, they were much more common because no one wants to jerk off to their imagination like a pervert.

CE definitely has a tendency to assume people are the most extreme aspect of their diagnosis. With that, a shit post is still a shit post regardless of if you're neurotypical or neurodivergent.

When they were chanting "Lock her up!" they meant all women

RashodBateman posted...

Weed is like putting a band-aid on an ace wound.

What's an ace wound?

HPV in 2003

Many school sports teams actually aren't separated by gender. HS football, hockey and wrestling in particular have quite a few girls on teams.

Gay chatacters have been around for a long time too.

Frogger was actually a gay frog. It was back when that wasn't accepted, so he made up some story about chemicals. In reality he was just regular gay

Is there a lot of nudity?

Nocturnal emission