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TopicThis is Sonic, Sonic the hedgehog.
Ryven
09/05/22 11:45:01 AM
#4
3D games that aren't Adventure 2 Battle?

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TopicThere was a time when Bart Simpson was the edgiest character on television
Ryven
09/05/22 11:43:19 AM
#21
AmericaTheBrave posted...
You young kids don't even know.

I remember my parents not wanting me to watch The Simpsons as a little kid because they thought Bart was a bad influence.


My parents wouldn't let me watch the Simpsons, but they let me watch Ren And Stimpy. Figure that one out.

Then one time they relented and let me watch the Simpsons - which turned out to be the ep where Marge paints Burns in the nude, and then further watchings got kiboshed

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TopicInsert "Debbie Does" into any movie/tv show/video game title
Ryven
09/05/22 11:41:32 AM
#7
Debbie Does Bad Santa

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TopicWhat championship win of this century is most tainted?
Ryven
09/04/22 6:37:00 PM
#7
Astros.

And LOL at that whole Altuve bullshit about him 'not wearing a buzzer, just hiding his new tattoo'. Get the fuck out of here you clown, no wonder you still get booed.

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TopicNext year will come a movie based around a single chapter in Dracula
Ryven
09/04/22 4:44:04 PM
#13
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]



If it becomes the CGI ridden disappointing mess that was the prequel, hard pass.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
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TopicThink a video game character before entering this topic...
Ryven
09/04/22 4:37:01 PM
#7
Jill Valentine.

Man did i ever win this time.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
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TopicThoughts on game with unskippable catscenes?
Ryven
09/04/22 5:06:20 AM
#7
I'm feline like if I have to skip a catscene, it's only if I meowst. Unless it's purrfect, then i'll watch.

*dodges tomatoes*

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TopicDonald Trump looking healthier than ever
Ryven
09/03/22 7:59:56 PM
#15
Rassiter posted...
You'd think such a rich man could afford a personal trainer and work off those moobs and that fat dumper .


I mean if i was that rich and that lazy, id just go straight for liposuction.

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TopicMike Matei
Ryven
09/03/22 4:38:18 AM
#18
Bass_X0 posted...
They were better than the Nostalgia Critics skits though.

Board James had some amazing skits.


He could've ran Board James for a long, long time. Kind of sad he didn't, the amount of material out there he had to work with is infinite.

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TopicGirl gives no fucks, splashes water on a tiger
Ryven
09/02/22 11:41:03 AM
#2
Tiger enjoyed that. Probably hot as balls wherever that was.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
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Topic1 billion USD but you have to drink an entire bottle of 190 proof alcohol
Ryven
09/02/22 11:37:49 AM
#22
simp5 posted...
Fuck!!!!!!!


See now TC, i appreciate this. Because in other similar topics it would go like this:

*poster finds a loophole*

TC: No you can't do that. (edits original post)

*poster finds another loophole*

TC: No you can't do that either.

But you owned up to your error. Well done.

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TopicWhy can't da wife mind her own business?
Ryven
09/02/22 7:05:41 AM
#5
Cocytus posted...
Hehehe, it's kind of like that meme where the guy is checking out the girl in the red dress while he's already walking with his girlfriend, and she gives him a dirty look for it.


That meme will never get old.

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TopicC/D: If you block people who aren't spammers or harassers, you're soft.
Ryven
09/01/22 8:58:40 PM
#7
Imagine losing sleep over this.

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TopicHarley Quinn renewed for 4th season
Ryven
09/01/22 8:29:42 AM
#12
s0nicfan posted...
There's just some kind of special magic in the DC office's tap water that leads to their ability to just bang out successful cartoon after successful cartoon. It's a shame that a side effect is that their cinematography department gets violent diarrhea.


I agree. With live action stuff it seems like too many cooks in the kitchen get involved and it turns into a mess. Most of the time.

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TopicI'm a virgin can someone please tell me what boobs feel like
Ryven
09/01/22 7:05:53 AM
#20
Like a can of soda thats been shook for a half an hour.

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TopicDonatello. Velma. Billy. Ami.
Ryven
09/01/22 12:01:53 AM
#2
That's a funny way of spelling Raph.

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TopicNintendo 64 vs Playstation
Ryven
08/31/22 8:20:25 PM
#2
I bet i know which way you're leaning >_>

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TopicI didn't realize the Masonic secret on the back of the $1 bill
Ryven
08/31/22 7:16:40 PM
#19
Nicolas Cage already found the city of gold.

SO THIS CLUE IS IRRELEVANT

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TopicNew AVGN: Hudson Hawk
Ryven
08/31/22 7:15:17 PM
#13
I had never heard of this movie before watching. This makes me want to watch it now.

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TopicCE music gurus, give me some high energy rock recs from relatively unknown bands
Ryven
08/31/22 7:10:40 PM
#1
Specific songs. Mucho gracias.

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TopicYR: Allen reveals everyone's alts on this websight
Ryven
08/31/22 11:02:41 AM
#31
21 years, one account. No biggie.

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TopicWho has your vote in 2024?
Ryven
08/31/22 11:01:39 AM
#5
Doom_Art posted...
That wasn't a pipe it was an inanimate carbon rod.


The inanimate carbon rod that gets a parade thrown for saving astronauts in the Simpsons.

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TopicMy daughter's hair is getting crazy long
Ryven
08/31/22 11:00:18 AM
#24
Don't ever cut it. Break the world record for the longest hair ever measured.

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TopicWho has your vote in 2024?
Ryven
08/31/22 10:59:03 AM
#3
That pipe that gets a parade thrown for saving astronauts in the Simpsons.

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TopicRob Schneider says he's willing to lose his career over what he believes in
Ryven
08/31/22 10:54:05 AM
#60
'My career' LOL

You mean riding the coattails of Adam Sandler?

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TopicThe perfect girl but she always dresses like a pirate.
Ryven
08/31/22 10:51:02 AM
#6
ZevLoveDOOM posted...
only if i get to say "tharr she blows!" whenever she gives me a beejay.


And when she gets off she yells out 'Shiver me timbers!'

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TopicTMNT Cowabunga Collection released today
Ryven
08/31/22 8:34:43 AM
#25
Those who have it, did you go through the extras menu? My god the amount of content they crammed in there. The nostalgia is real.

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TopicPost in here if something from a video game is your ringtone.
Ryven
08/30/22 8:06:16 PM
#1
And what it is obviously.

For about 12 years now, the Turtles In Time boss theme

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TopicThis weekend's incoming heat wave in the west
Ryven
08/30/22 8:04:44 PM
#7
Its hovering around 30C right now but it annoys me that the weatherperson on the news is like 'and we have another BEAUTIFUL day, more GORGEOUS weather on the way'

Like shut the hell up. It's hot and gross, ain't nothing beautiful about that.

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TopicWhat is your honest opinion of the war on drugs?
Ryven
08/30/22 4:23:57 PM
#15
Ar0ge posted...
Honestly, it's a fucking amazing band.


^5

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TopicWhat is your honest opinion of the war on drugs?
Ryven
08/30/22 4:18:59 PM
#10
The band The War On Drugs is fucking awesome.

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TopicWhat did everyone think of Samaritan (2022) with Sly Stallone?
Ryven
08/30/22 11:55:46 AM
#15
I didn't catch on the spoiler either and tbh it made it more fun in the end.

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TopicCute girl on 2nd date: I usually don't return my cart. That's the worker's job.
Ryven
08/30/22 10:33:57 AM
#5
Deal breaker.

I don't care if its raining, snowing, -40, i always put it back in the stall.

If you can walk around every aisle in the store with it, you can walk it to the stall.

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Topicis rick moranis dead
Ryven
08/30/22 10:10:24 AM
#4
bigblu89 posted...
Is this some sort of gimmick? Someone asked the same thing like 3 weeks ago.

Very much still alive, just retired from acting when his wife passed away from cancer so he could take care of his children.


This topic has been repeated for a loooooooooong time unfortunately

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TopicThe Seattle Mariners are the most pathetic franchise in all of major sports
Ryven
08/29/22 11:47:34 PM
#5
Maple Leafs. Lol Leafs.

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TopicI've almost earned enough sex points to redeem for a prize
Ryven
08/29/22 8:28:59 PM
#5
1000pts=10 seconds of sex.

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TopicDo you have the time to listen to me whine?
Ryven
08/28/22 10:30:52 PM
#14
Smiffwilm posted...
Whatever. Wake me up when September ends.


Why, so you can hang out with that american idiot, whatshername?

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TopicWhat game this fall are you most excited for?
Ryven
08/28/22 10:27:52 PM
#18
It WOULD be Gotham Knights but the asinine price and low stock of the PS5 says 'lol no'

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TopicName something fun in a real bad video game.
Ryven
08/28/22 9:52:05 PM
#22
Alright, i'm gonna say it.

And I will be judged harshly for it.

And I thought it was fun so I don't care.

Grabbing a shit out of the toilet in Duke Nukem Forever and throwing it or smearing it on the walls.

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TopicWhat did everyone think of Samaritan (2022) with Sly Stallone?
Ryven
08/28/22 12:44:53 PM
#6
Bump

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TopicWhat did everyone think of Samaritan (2022) with Sly Stallone?
Ryven
08/28/22 10:16:47 AM
#4
R1masher posted...
Should I click the spoiler?


If you havent seen it, NO.

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TopicWhat did everyone think of Samaritan (2022) with Sly Stallone?
Ryven
08/28/22 10:10:41 AM
#1
I enjoyed it. Fun movie.

MAJOR spoiler:

The twist of Joe actually being Nemesis, not Samaritan, was awesome.

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Topicvideo rental stores with an adult section
Ryven
08/27/22 10:51:31 PM
#14
Story time.

Was working at a Movie Gallery one time. Store is tiny, just me working.

Now, the manual or whatever said there's paper bags in the adult room for the customer to 'discreetly bring them to the register' ().

This guy walks in, only customer in there. Goes into the adult room, buys a movie with the locking plastic case over it. Its my job to unlock it.

So i take the little tool thing and i am fussing over this case for a long time trying to get it open. The guy is silent but I can just sense him either getting impatient or nervous or both.

Eventually i say screw it and I call one of the longtime female employees who lives a few blocks away. She comes in.

Now imagine being this guy who probably felt safe buying an adult movie in front of another guy who now has the embarrassment of a female employee easily unlocking the case so he can buy it.

You might think so what, but this guy's anxiety ramped up to 11 when she showed up

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TopicIs there any genre of music lamer than
Ryven
08/27/22 3:41:36 PM
#13
Country christmas music.

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TopicSo, Homelander is basically 'What if Capt. America were a total d-bag'
Ryven
08/27/22 3:39:38 PM
#2
*Superman

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