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TopicIt's my Saturday night, ask me anything.
Solution_45
07/26/22 11:23:20 PM
#5
when's the last time a woman sat on your face?
TopicWould you sleep with a pregnant person that you did not impregnate yourself?
Solution_45
07/25/22 9:57:11 PM
#13
nah chief

staying as far away from pregnant women as possible
TopicSkynet launches it's offensive by attacking a junior chess player
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07/25/22 6:19:58 AM
#27
today they break fingers
tomorrow they launch nukes
TopicC/D The man should always walk closest to the street when with his girl
Solution_45
07/24/22 5:33:11 PM
#7
it's 2022, chief

if i can get hit by a car, so can she
TopicSo I quit my job today
Solution_45
07/24/22 4:16:39 PM
#5
thots and prayers
TopicSo I made this girl quit her job today...
Solution_45
07/24/22 4:14:31 PM
#10
Bro, that happened to me too. So like I went to this local Mexican restaurant that has $1 tacos for 'Taco Tuesday.' It's a Chipotle style line where you choose hard or soft taco, chicken or beef, and you can add up to three "toppings" from the following: lettuce, salsa, corn, rice and beans, sour cream, or spicy sour cream. I think there were a few others but they are of no use to this story.

So I walk up to the start of the line and she asks me what I want. I say: "Hi. I'll have six tacos. Three hard and three soft. Three with chicken, and three with beef, but not so that all the chicken or beef are on the same style taco. I'll have any three toppings between lettuce, salsa, rice and beans, sour cream and spicy sour cream such that salsa and any style of sour cream is on all of them and that no two tacos have the exact same contents."

She looks at my face for a few seconds with a blank stare before saying, "Fuck this" and just walks to the back where the customer can't see, and then like 15 seconds later walks down the hallway and out the door and gets into her car. Then some guy comes out from the back, who I assume is the manager, with a concerned look on his face, apologizes and takes my order. Other employees were really confused.

Tacos were okay.
TopicMinneapolis mom who was targeted by gunman confronts BLM
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07/23/22 7:48:01 PM
#5
DemonBuffet posted...
https://nypost.com/2022/07/17/minneapolis-mom-arabella-foss-yarbrough-who-was-targeted-by-gunman-yells-at-protesters/

So BLM is mad that cops shot an active shooter who literally shot at this woman?
The fuck?

pretty much
TopicAubrey Kate is such a fucking baddie
Solution_45
07/23/22 7:35:03 PM
#4
nice pics
TopicRapper killed after telling his opps to pull up to his crib in 5 mins on IG
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07/23/22 7:20:55 PM
#8
NeonOctopus posted...
I'm white, but opp = other people's pussy, right? >_>

noo >_____________>
TopicGuy gets mauled by his two pitbulls in Oklahoma
Solution_45
07/22/22 10:42:13 AM
#9
shitbulls being shitbulls
Topicjust remember: if you still pay for Spotify, you are supporting Joe Rogan
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07/22/22 10:40:58 AM
#32
neat
TopicWhy are women so smitten with their managers?
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07/21/22 3:39:28 PM
#9
Sunhawk posted...
Hello?

wsup den
TopicWWE accidentally revealed the outcome of a major upcoming PPV match (SPOILER)
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07/21/22 3:30:13 PM
#4
MrAndersonWb posted...
How can they know the outcome before the fight?

time travel
Topicis showing up for jury duty drunk a felony
Solution_45
07/21/22 11:40:57 AM
#4
do it and lettuce know
TopicDo you find Felicity Jones attractive?
Solution_45
07/21/22 9:52:18 AM
#9
Turbam posted...
wow no pics

_Angel_ posted...
Reported for no pics

TopicBodega worker charged with murder after apparent self defense while on shift.
Solution_45
07/19/22 1:11:13 PM
#31
sad that the criminal loving DA had to get bullied into doing the common sense thing
TopicDo you want the parkland h.s. shooter to get the death penalty?
Solution_45
07/19/22 1:01:42 PM
#3
just feed him to some hungry shitbulls
TopicGross people and sex
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07/19/22 12:13:12 PM
#17
men in general have no standards and will fuck any land whale they see
TopicHorror games with no combat
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07/17/22 10:27:06 PM
#15
the amnesia horror games
TopicFormer NASCAR Driver, Bobby East, stabbed to death by homeless man
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07/16/22 8:21:34 PM
#11
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]



one less shitbag in society
TopicWow what a beautiful view
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07/16/22 10:36:46 AM
#7
those are some healthy looking plants
Topic4 year old shoots at cops
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07/16/22 7:09:25 AM
#19
this kid is definitely going places
Topic~$30k to have a baby... What a joke.
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07/15/22 12:33:04 AM
#21
rather put that 30k towards a new car tbh
TopicMapleStory was the best MMO in it's peak
Solution_45
07/14/22 12:52:53 PM
#3
nah runescape was, chief
TopicDave Chappelle's comedy special 'The Closer' get nominated for multiple Emmys
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07/14/22 10:35:50 AM
#36
neat
TopicGuy shoots home invasion suspect in the head while sisters hide in closet
Solution_45
07/12/22 12:56:49 PM
#44
DuneMan posted...
IIRC they call it a 'duty to retreat' state. CA has some really stupid laws when it comes to helping criminals though. E.g. if a criminal climbs on your roof, tries to enter through a skylight only to fall onto a table below, lacerating their legs and possibly fracturing bones, they can successfully sue to the homeowner for damages for their injuries.

Nevermind the fact that the criminal never would have received those injuries save for the fact that they were climbing through a skylight to rob a house... Common sense would dictate that there isn't a reasonable expectation of safety when climbing through a skylight in the middle of the night, meaning "you're so stupid you deserve full responsibility for those injuries, and for damage to the house".

newsom must've meant freedom for criminals in his florida ads
TopicI had a really painful poo this morning, and it's unflushable (Pics)
Solution_45
07/12/22 8:54:26 AM
#4
jesus christ i almost threw up
TopicI'm not bored and not gay. Ask me anything
Solution_45
07/10/22 12:19:34 PM
#3
how awesome are your teams?
TopicActivist group deflating tires across the US
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07/10/22 6:16:01 AM
#66
Payzmaykr posted...

shut the fuck up

TopicGuy Fieri as an anime girl
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07/09/22 5:15:18 PM
#12
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/4/8/AAcPjKAADbw0.jpg
TopicGuy shoots home invasion suspect in the head while sisters hide in closet
Solution_45
07/09/22 5:04:27 PM
#16
would have preferred a 100% success rate, but 33% will do i guess
TopicWow, I can't believe that the liberals actually went and did it.
Solution_45
07/09/22 3:07:24 PM
#3
ALL. OF. IT.

my god
TopicBodega worker charged with murder after apparent self defense while on shift.
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07/09/22 3:07:52 AM
#19
protecting criminals while punishing law abiding citizens

a true liberal utopia
TopicFord recalls half of all Mustang Mach Es ever made. No longer profitable.
Solution_45
07/07/22 2:10:53 PM
#15
Weezy_Tha_Don posted...
theyre also currently having issues with their newer ford broncos lol

the manual transmission in the mustang GT is trash too

smh Ford
TopicFord recalls half of all Mustang Mach Es ever made. No longer profitable.
Solution_45
07/07/22 12:02:24 PM
#7
a Ford with issues

i am shocked
TopicMan who killed Chinese food delivery worker released on bail
Solution_45
07/07/22 3:22:56 AM
#25
liberal paradise
TopicA full Rian Johnson Star Wars trilogy probably would've been pretty good
Solution_45
07/06/22 11:24:35 AM
#8
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/1/8/AAcPjKAADXra.jpg
TopicPitbulls claim another victim in the Bronx
Solution_45
07/04/22 8:15:20 PM
#22
shitbulls just being shitbulls
TopicGiveaway topic with a prize starting at $499
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07/04/22 7:16:11 PM
#495
ayy
TopicGiveaway topic with a prize starting at $499
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07/04/22 7:14:05 PM
#490
fuck yeah
TopicGiveaway topic with a prize starting at $499
Solution_45
07/04/22 7:09:58 PM
#486
neat
TopicWait, Wait, Wait -- THIS was the Highland Park shooter?!?
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07/04/22 6:58:09 PM
#12
Flauros posted...
Apparently its this Shaggy lookin MFR

https://i.imgur.com/nQnzodk.jpg

doesn't look like anyone in the OP
TopicGiveaway topic with a prize starting at $499
Solution_45
07/04/22 6:52:51 PM
#478
aurlen posted...
Toast
roast
TopicGiveaway topic with a prize starting at $499
Solution_45
07/04/22 6:34:58 PM
#465
negative space
TopicIt's kinda disgusting how people are still celebrating America today
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07/04/22 3:25:03 PM
#2
happy 4th, tc!
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