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TopicMy spoon is too big.
Lokison
07/30/22 11:52:11 PM
#4
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!

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TopicC/D people that don't play at least ONE online game are a red flag
Lokison
07/30/22 10:44:56 PM
#10
Sounds like TC has a shit opinion.

I play single player games most of the time so I can pause when I need to help with my kids. Oh no! I'm responsible!

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TopicFony is SUSPENDED!
Lokison
07/30/22 10:43:26 PM
#10
Hes a big fat phony!

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TopicAbout to play Alien Isolation for almost the first time
Lokison
07/30/22 8:04:07 PM
#4
I think I played it for 2 hours before I got confused and gave up. I want to go back to it someday.

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TopicWhat's an good Pokemon Gen 1 team?
Lokison
07/30/22 8:02:41 PM
#24
Blastoise
Snorlax/Chansey
Jolteon
Alakazam
Gengar (Hypnosis/Dream Eater)
Pidgeot

Face blast shit with Blastoise, Tank with Chansey/Snorlax, Zap shit Jolteon, Outspeed with Alakazam and blast with Psychic, Gengar for immunity to Normal Type attacks plus status effect/Heal, Pidgeot to use Fly.

Also, keep a Kingler for an HM Slave (Strength, Surf, Flash, Cut).

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TopicWould you consider being out in the middle of the woods to be in public?
Lokison
07/30/22 4:58:56 PM
#8
If anyone could potentially wander up upon you freely, you're in public.

It might be a little more private than out in the street, but it's still public.

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TopicI have to do a fingerprint check for a job.
Lokison
07/30/22 4:24:49 PM
#3
Sand them off to confuse everyone involved.

Dont really, that would be painful.

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TopicWould you date this "obese" instagram model?
Lokison
07/30/22 11:47:14 AM
#12
au_gold posted...
Hows her ass?


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TopicIt shits me that "goblincore" is just twee shit, with mushrooms
Lokison
07/30/22 11:42:52 AM
#12
I thought this was going to be about Nekrogoblicon.

I'm disappointed.

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TopicYou win the Mega Millions $1 billion jackpot, how likely are you to go broke?
Lokison
07/30/22 10:35:51 AM
#16
I'd probably blow a couple million in 2 weeks, look at that and stop. Buy a house and car, furnishing for the house then go back to what I do now. I'd rather be able to always do small stuff then do a bunch of bug stuff in a couple months.

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TopicRate my lazy dinner
Lokison
07/29/22 10:42:00 PM
#6
Darkprince21 posted...
Its cod
That looks nothing like Call of Duty.

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TopicGeorge Jetson is destined to be born Sunday
Lokison
07/29/22 10:40:56 PM
#18
Kajagogo posted...
His birthday is August 22nd.
It says July 31st in the OP. Where'd you get August 22nd?

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TopicTrying to keep semen inside my cervix / uterus
Lokison
07/29/22 10:35:26 PM
#22
Wheelbarrow technique; after he.. releases the specimen(s) have him told you to a handstand against a wall.

That's all I got G.

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TopicCongratulations. You won the lottery. How do you take your winnings?
Lokison
07/29/22 10:21:09 PM
#6
Installments. Get lazy for the rest of my days as I get money for touching myself with a photocopy of the original ticket.

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TopicYou playing the lottery tonight?
Lokison
07/29/22 8:39:34 PM
#48
I'll prolly buy one tomorrow cause fuck it.

If I win I'll make a topic and buy the first 25 posters any game they want.

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Topicwhat's your favorite toaster strudel flavor
Lokison
07/29/22 10:03:28 AM
#17
Strawberry is the only one I've had a such a long time. I think I used to love the cherry ones though.

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TopicDoes anyone even choose mashed potatoes over french fries?
Lokison
07/28/22 9:00:12 PM
#9
Depends, is there Gravy involved? Cause if so.. Mashed all the way.

Unless its Poutine. Then Poutine all the way.

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TopicIs Vegie short for Vegetable or a Dragon Ball Z character?
Lokison
07/28/22 8:30:44 PM
#23
KogaSteelfang posted...
Marco Wave.

Meekro Wahvay

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TopicAdvice on this PC build?
Lokison
07/28/22 11:51:01 AM
#10
CADE_FOSTER posted...
maybe get a big hd to store all your bigger games

NoxObscuras posted...
Actually yeah, that's a good catch. With only a single 1 tb ssd, you're going to run out of space pretty quickly TC. You need more storage unless you plan on deleting games constantly.
Get a 1-2 TB HDD, move things to the SSD when you play them, but keep them on the HDD when they arent going to be used for a little while.

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TopicParents charged after 6 year old son shoots his 5 year old sister
Lokison
07/27/22 9:07:20 PM
#23
I was taught how to fire a gun in Cub Scouts, and didnt shoot anyone.. seems to me it's the parents.

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TopicWill you cry if Guardians of the Galaxy 3 (potential spoilers)
Lokison
07/27/22 9:05:22 PM
#10
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Groot already did that and came back.

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TopicI'm trans AF, ask me stuff!
Lokison
07/27/22 7:04:53 PM
#15
What are 3 aspects of your personality that I can use to interact with you in a way to derail a shitty thread?

Edit: Not this thread. You know the ones.

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TopicSTREAMER Is CAUGHT CHEATING, What Happens Is Shocking
Lokison
07/27/22 6:59:50 PM
#19
Cant believe I actually watched that whole thing instead of playing Mega Man X4.

Summery: Kid sucks at Minecraft, convinced younger brother who's a GoD at Minecraft to play for him while he streams commentary to earn money because he's a shitbag. Takes full advantage of his little brother. Gets caught in a public setting and little brother becomes famous because of his actual skill.

Could have been a 5 minute video.

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TopicSteam deck was just delivered to my house (but I'm at the beach)
Lokison
07/27/22 12:24:46 PM
#4
AlCalavicci posted...
i live in a townhouse in the city

one of my wifes friends is checking on our cat today at some point, so Im hoping itll be there when she does and she can bring it in
To late, I grabbed it right after you posted this topic alerting me to its existence. Its mine now.

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TopicIf you were in charge of a Legend of Zelda movie...
Lokison
07/27/22 12:19:29 PM
#11
I'd have to do at least a trilogy, it would be based mostly around ALttP.

Have the first movie be him going through the first 3 temples, showing him as a growing adventurer. Hed be a young teen (13-14). End with him getting the Master Sword.

Secon movie would be him going through the last temples in the light world, and end with a cliffhanger of him entering the dark world and becoming bunny link.

Third would be his adventure through the dark world, condensed a little and ending with his final battle against Ganon.

Items he would get would have to be a little limited so that it doesnt get to crazy. Like, maybe one medallion that has all 3 effects? Idk.

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TopicCE choose my pokemon shining pearl team
Lokison
07/26/22 9:22:31 PM
#8
Spanky the Mankey

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TopicFart fetish really isn't that gross when you think about it
Lokison
07/26/22 9:21:47 PM
#4
That makes it worse because they're lying to you.

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TopicYou ever gotten fast food for a homeless person before?
Lokison
07/26/22 7:53:57 PM
#28
A good few times. I usually have them order, give them the receipt after I paid and leave. Dont say much to them or wait for a thanks. I got shit to do, but that doesnt mean I'm more important than someone else's hunger.

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TopicRandom Interesting Facts ITT
Lokison
07/25/22 9:56:50 PM
#367
YugiNoob posted...
No, porn. MxR has to censor every little thing because YouTube hates them more than No_U hated telling the truth lol
Lmao. Nice burn and fact!

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TopicRandom Interesting Facts ITT
Lokison
07/25/22 8:52:25 PM
#365
YugiNoob posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/4/0/AAPV5JAADfi4.jpg
Does that say Penis?

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TopicBlack Panther game rumored to be in the works
Lokison
07/25/22 11:41:39 AM
#2
Oh yay.. a new thing for EA to tarnish.

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TopicI have a date tomorrow night with a woman in a wheelchair
Lokison
07/24/22 10:46:01 PM
#50
Remember to help her out of the swing after.

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TopicHow much should you tip the street sweepers on your block?
Lokison
07/24/22 10:02:50 PM
#6
Darkprince21 posted...
dont be cheap
They're paid by the city/town. Why are you stopping them in the middle if their job?

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TopicSteam should be able to detect how well a game can run on your pC
Lokison
07/24/22 10:01:55 PM
#28
MarcoRubio posted...
Having Spyware scan my PC doesn't sound great
This is pretty much the issue.

If you are gaming on PC you should have some semblance of an idea of what you are working with. If you dont know how to check that because it meant for "surfing the web" then you can surf the web to a page that explains that stuff.

All you need to know are your CPU, your RAM, and Graphics card. How hard is it to keep those in mind. Not to mention computers come with stickers attached to them that give you that info.

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TopicSo I saw this girl quit her job today...
Lokison
07/24/22 5:08:10 PM
#16
It's not tuesday though..

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TopicJessica Alba: "Marvel movies are still quite Caucasian."
Lokison
07/24/22 3:20:44 PM
#52
She's wrong. Theres a good balance of everyone. Is there a few more white characters that POC? Yes. That's just how the comics are though, the source material.

People complaining about it just telling on themselves that they focus more in race than they should. If you're looking at a character and your complaint is "why are they white?" Then you're the one looking at color. People are people, the only thing that should matter is if they're stupid or not.

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TopicSteam should be able to detect how well a game can run on your pC
Lokison
07/24/22 3:04:48 PM
#6
WorsCaseOntario posted...
idk what half of that stuff means tho
That's a you problem. It's really not that hard tbh.

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TopicWhat is the sum value of your first and last name?
Lokison
07/23/22 6:19:02 PM
#15
42

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Topiclaptop Power Jack help
Lokison
07/22/22 9:45:16 PM
#8
Dude..

First, you should have posted on the PC board.

Second, You should have waited for responses before continuing.

Third, what even is your goal here?

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TopicWho is more famous, vegy or duckbear
Lokison
07/22/22 9:41:58 PM
#6
Vegy

Dude has more known alts than anyone I can think of.

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TopicThe Rice Purity Test is stupid
Lokison
07/22/22 7:53:31 PM
#2
Wat

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TopicDraw this in your style.
Lokison
07/22/22 7:38:43 PM
#26
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

What on earth am I looking at? Did you draw those "Chad vs Virgin" drawings?

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TopicBrain puzzle
Lokison
07/22/22 7:30:01 PM
#129
"If you both keep wandering like this you'll both die and no one will get the fortune. The only way to win is to actually race"

Edit: Something about how they'll never win if they do it like that, because they can never he sure the other made it first.

Maybe something about another brother?

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TopicDid Seth MacFarlane intend Stewie Griffin to be a mockery of Jesus Christ?
Lokison
07/22/22 4:16:19 PM
#20
So_dreamycreamy posted...
CE I implore thee read the scriptures!
Shut up

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TopicDuncanWii is back on an alt
Lokison
07/22/22 4:12:57 PM
#31
MarcoRubio posted...
Unlike you, I don't crave attention from a group of social innepts posting on a video game website
And yet here you are, posting instead of just fucking off.

Cry more bby.

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TopicDuncanWii is back on an alt
Lokison
07/22/22 3:05:52 PM
#18
MarcoRubio posted...
Stop making fucking topics about him
Shut the fuck up

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TopicDuncanWii is back on an alt
Lokison
07/22/22 3:00:24 PM
#12
Is it named DuncanSwitch?

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TopicSave That Nintendo Character (Round 41)
Lokison
07/22/22 2:12:14 PM
#18
Wario
Tyranitar

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