Lurker > 12amMadman

Yah all the time, also still eat it if she lets me.

Heros swim in the red sea but legends drink from it.

Eggs prices are killing me

Gotta like a woman who knows her way around a funnel cake

Always got post nut regret/clarity from her clips cause of how dirty she gets lol

Fuck yes

I enjoy it. The actresses are all pretty hot as well.

Grass fed animals tastes way better

I remember this story, must've been fucking terrifying for that woman.

Man that's funny

Always Sunny

Kinda cool that we get apocalyptic sirens to warn us when the end is coming.

That's just prime

8964752 posted...

I get sleep paralysis relatively frequently so the hallucinations during it stopped bothering me. Theyre usually negative, whatever, it isnt real. This happned after making my peace with it and for reference, I sleep with my bedroom door closed and locked.

I wake up in sleep paralysis and see my bedroom door open into complete darkness and think well ok here we go again and start to feel the nerves knowing whats probably going to happen. So I close my eyes. Hearing stuff is different from seeing it. My anxiety is rising in anticipation, but suddenly I hear what sounds like an elderly voice speaking Spanish. I live alone. I dont speak Spanish. And all I understood was nino. But the voice was very calming, as though it was telling me everything was okay. And I was able to relax enough to fully wake up.

I dont believe in anything supernatural, but that was probably the wildest sleep paralysis Ive ever had, and Ive seen the shadow people, and the hag, and felt things climb up and onto my chest etc. That was the singular time it has been comforting, but it was also the most unnerving

Used to get nightly sleep paralysis episodes when I quit drugs a few years back, fucking sucked lol but agree that it got to a point where it stopped bothering me as well. I get them pretty rarely these days but I found sleeping on my back is a trigger for them.

Craziest one was being dragged to the foot of my bed, then hung upside down only being held by my ankle. It was scary af cause the sensation felt completely real, could feel my skin against the bed sheets being dragged, then when I was pulled up by ankle I was looking down at my bed and feel like I was getting dizzy from blood rushing to my head, Then I calmed down and woke up.

Mr_hulk88 posted...

I once saw a white golf ball sized orb pass across my room, no idea what that was

The one we saw was dark in color, no clue what it was either.

Looks pretty ugly to tbh, seen way better pictures on earth.

2 Friends and I saw a tennis ball sized orb enter my room through a wall, wander around the room for about 10 seconds and exit through a wall. We were playing video games and all stopped to watch and then freaked out when it left lol

Irish whiskeys are my favorite to drink neat. Green spot and Redbreast being my favorite in the $50-60 range.

He getting mvp this year like Kobe after his rape charges

Cocaine makes you do really dumb stuff sometimes

Eh not that bad tbh

Did you watch Haunting of Hill House?

Definitely enjoyed this director's work, the monologues are pretty great.

I think he has a 4th series coming out as well.

Wouldve made more sense in a bikini tbh

Get drunk like a normal person

Surprised she was only 96, thought she was atleast 120.

Everyone now knows dinosaurs sank the Titanic

Especially with some beer cheese sauce

If she did it's obviously scripted

Thats annoying, would definitely block like I do all exes.

Symptoms were very mild for the people I've known that have had it recently, including an 80+ year old couple.

Yah he'll eventually eat it when he gets hungry enough. Dogs/cats can get picky when the diet is changed.

She has the type of breasts where you'd swear you could live forever if you were to touch them.

I'll usually go for a special if they have some on the menu.

And he'd be the only golfer i know in the game.

She should be allowed to be judged by her breasts as she always has been, which are amazing.

I hate how restaurants charge premium prices on shrimp when they cost like $4.99/lb

Yah kraut dogs are the best

It's fine, her breasts are still amazing.

Yah and they'll beat you down and possibly shoot you

Trish Stratus, Stacy Kiebler, Torrie Wilson and Alexa Bliss is my Mount Rushmore.

I don't work 40 hours a week to come home to a small butt.

I'm sure he pays his water bill so it's fine.

People so jelly

We made cows from buffalo

Flauros posted...

Dude was literally a pile of chunks and mush.

I came across the autopsy report and it's brutal, definitely would not want to see actual pics.

Also cops are a fucking joke.

Just my sonicare toothbrush

It was made by children of an ancient race of giants, probably with a stick or a tree.

You never heard of nofap?

Mistere_Man posted...

It is called pork.

This, cannibals say we taste just like pork.

Also some there is some religious belief that pigs were once humans that were transformed and damned for their sins.

Maybe like a 6. I generally make all my own food from scratch but I binge drink a lot.

Thought it was weird in a cool kind of way. Seems like everyone in the movie is on shrooms or something.