Lurker > Alpha4Life

kind9 posted...

It wasn't a "blatantly obvious gimmick" to me, except for maybe that last thread where he finally gave up.

Got to always check the username bruh. Thats like internet 101.

kind9 posted...

Get outta town with this. He was a Poe at best.

Theres always going to be people that fall for satire, but a majority of the board when it was blatantly obvious that he was gimmick? Go back and read some of those topics keeping in mind everything that MM is posting is bullshit aimed at making people who act like him look dumb. Its fucking hilarious.

Sarcasthma posted...

Odd how that Alpha account didn't have any active posts until they decided to defend Martian in this topic.

So? It just amazes me how none of you could really tell it was obvious satire that actually made fun of that conservative nonsense. The dudes name was MartianManchild and guess what? He acted like a complete man child posting obvious dumb shit that most of you took seriously. The purposeful irony of most of his posts was hilarious too but most of it was just a big whoosh for you fellas lmao.

Kimbos_Egg posted...

why was he suspended?

Mods got tired of his topics dominating this board all day everyday for the past couple of weeks. He was too popular and they didnt like it.

I wish I could come up with great topics like that bruh. Unfortunately Im too busy working out and living life to be spending all day everyday with yall. #AlphaLife

That Candace Owens topic was hilarious bruhs. No lie.

I just got a serious pump on while reading some of his topics bruh. Im swole like a tic and looking ripped.

Lmao. You think thats going to phase me bruh? Martianmanchild was an #Alpha. Everything they posted was purposely hilariously ironic and you guys were just too blind to see it.

Notschmendrake posted...

Only one way to prove that. Tell us it was your account and if you get banned for impersonation we will believe you

Nah fam. For all we know it was your account.

EvilMegas posted...

Not really, it was mostly just fun to make fun of you and point out how dumb everything was.

Wasnt my account broski

Lmao. MartianManchild was such a good troll account the mods had to take him out. The fact that he got that 500 topic and every other topic he made was a banger that would make it to the hot topic list for this board. Every. Single. Topic. You guys ate it up like candy and wanted more even though you knew what it was. Probably the best troll account this board has seen in awhile and all he had to do was post stupid conservative shit they ripped off of Facebook. Lmfao.