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Topic | TeaMilk is SUSPENDED again!! |
BearlyWilling 10/02/22 1:18:23 PM #40 | I have a custom script running on my PC that I commissioned a computer science student back in college to write, where it constantly refreshes GameFAQs to check the status of TeaMilk's account. If the script detects the status has changed to "Warned" or "Suspended", it will send a text alert / email (in case I don't have my phone) and I can immediately react. This evening was an evening like any other. I was hanging out at my crib (street vernacular for "house") with some of my friends and we were watching Wednesday Night Football (we tape Monday Night Football and watch it on Wednesday) and drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade. Let me tell you boys, we were are completely Hard (slang for drinking many Mike's Hard Lemonades) the entire time. I looked over at my buddy and I could see he had a Hard one right in the front of his pants! I thought that was funny because normally we put them on coasters on the table. I realized my own Mike's Hard was getting low and I said to my buddy "hey, can you toss me another Hard one?" He informed me that we were all out and I'd have to get more Mike's Hards. I figured I could just have a swig of his and asked if I could put my mouth on his Hard one. He laughed, because we were both drunk and would normally never do this (because of germs; sharing a drink is disgusting), but eventually he gave in. I grabbed the smooth shaft of the bottle and just as I was about to put it in my mouth, my phone rang. TeaMilk was Suspended. I howled. I let out a howl so loud and piercing that it woke up my son. I normally make him go to bed on Wednesday nights at 5:30pm partially because I don't want him to see me getting Hard with other men (the kid doesn't need to be exposed to heavy drinking at his age) and also because he's an annoying little shit and is usually asking questions about football, as if he were a nerd or something. Tears rolled down my cheeks. I didn't know what to do. I kept refreshing the GameFAQs page, hoping that this was some kind of mistake. Maybe some moderator was intending to remove a post praising the KKK but had accidentally clicked on the innocent TeaMilk link. Alas, this was not the case. By this point, my friends were all visibly upset and I noticed they were trying to leave, even though we were only part of the way through the game. "No!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. I was inconsolable. I began thrashing about, throwing my collection of decorative throwing knives all over the crib (apartment). One knife struck my Native American friend, Big Bear Jim, in the neck. Blood gashed from his open wound, staining the carpet a deep red and splashing the walls. A sickly iron scent loomed in the air as Death claimed Big Bear Jim. My son knew he needed to act quick. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small crucifix. "Dad!" He yelled. "Remember how Christ died for your sins? Well, TeaMilk did the same thing. He will live in our hearts forever, and hopefully whenever his purg passes, he will rise again from the depths of suspension and post wonderful stories about Gym Leader Gordie on CE again." At that moment, I knew my son was right. My rage quelled. I tossed Big Bear Jim's corpse into the dumpster and put my son into the Punishment Closet, as he had broken one of my most important rules of the house (never make eye contact with me). Anyway, I really just miss TeaMilk and I think the mods should reconsider his Suspension. tl;dr - free TeaMilk --- Hmm... |
Topic | Making white characters black = controversy |
BearlyWilling 09/28/22 3:06:10 PM #30 | Denying boobs > the poop chute = controversy --- Hmm... |
Topic | Pigs slaughter Amber Alert victim that was fleeing her kidnapper |
BearlyWilling 09/28/22 2:20:54 PM #90 | Strider102 posted... "Won't someone please think about the cops feelings? Don't call them names!!!" Right? Weird hill to die on for a warning. Should have been purg tbh --- Hmm... |
Topic | Venomous snake sneaks up Aussie's leg while he's working |
BearlyWilling 09/28/22 2:16:59 PM #9 | non-creeper topic from neon this truly is the darkest timeline --- Hmm... |
Topic | Hate it or love it The Famalam's on top |
BearlyWilling 09/28/22 3:55:00 AM #18 | who? --- Hmm... |
Topic | Been on toilet for almost 30minutes. |
BearlyWilling 09/28/22 3:54:10 AM #11 | Tyranthraxus posted... Restaurant that prides itself on using no antibiotics and has been fined $25 million for repeatedly infecting people will E. coli gives person diarrhea. --- Hmm... |
Topic | Twitter Horrified After Rachel Dolezal's NSFW OF Pictures Leak |
BearlyWilling 09/28/22 12:00:22 AM #39 | This topic has me in tears --- Hmm... |
Topic | YouTube show Try Guys has removed Ned from the team after he cheated on his wife |
BearlyWilling 09/27/22 11:36:28 PM #90 | Umbreon posted... It looks like they just did. laughed way harder than I should have --- Hmm... |
Topic | My wife is applying for MAID (Medical assistance in death). |
BearlyWilling 09/27/22 10:33:49 PM #48 | im so sorry, man. I cant even begin to imagine the complex wave of emotions that are hitting you on a daily basis. I dont know how Id function at my job or anything if I was in your situation. CE is here for you, friend. --- Hmm... |
Topic | Early 'results' from sham Ukraine Russia annexation referendums are out |
BearlyWilling 09/27/22 10:29:05 PM #13 | Mia_K97 posted... don't call me a troll, that's not nice Well, if it quacks like a duck --- Hmm... |
Topic | Putin poised to announce annexation of Ukrainian regions |
BearlyWilling 09/27/22 10:11:19 PM #29 | Hmm --- Hmm... |
Topic | That Onimusha "remaster" was the most limp effort ever.... |
BearlyWilling 09/27/22 10:58:15 AM #7 | Calling the first the worst in the series when Dawn of Dreams exists is top tier LOL material --- Hmm... |
Topic | Walmart will not wait for Black Friday. Ready for holiday shoppers now. |
BearlyWilling 09/25/22 1:07:24 PM #2 | --- Hmm... |
Topic | Cops park on train tracks, abandon handcuffed woman in squadcar when train comes |
BearlyWilling 09/25/22 12:59:47 PM #38 | Does darkprince have a new alt yet or will we spared his inane bootlicking nonsense this time? --- Hmm... |
Topic | Spain introduces new city bus service mascot named Bussi |
BearlyWilling 09/23/22 11:20:43 PM #71 | lol --- Hmm... |
Topic | Memes 25.0 >__> |
BearlyWilling 09/23/22 7:53:36 PM #76 | TomClark posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/4/6/AAABqgAADtDC.jpg this is 1000% both of my kids --- Hmm... |
Topic | Poison Ivy is so fucking breedable |
BearlyWilling 09/23/22 12:11:19 AM #3 | Cringe --- Hmm... |
Topic | Riverdale actor going to prison for Life |
BearlyWilling 09/23/22 12:10:26 AM #29 | ZangsBeard posted... Page 3. Just checking them off./ --- Hmm... |
Topic | Riverdale actor going to prison for Life |
BearlyWilling 09/23/22 12:08:36 AM #23 | ZangsBeard posted... Oh look, page 2 in the boring response handbook. You guys must be working together to defend a crappy floppic. --- Hmm... |
Topic | Worst phase 4 MCU movie so far? |
BearlyWilling 09/23/22 12:06:30 AM #45 | RISEofCHRISTIAN posted... Eternals is definitely the most uninteresting one. I cant believe I agree with this guy --- Hmm... |
Topic | Riverdale actor going to prison for Life |
BearlyWilling 09/23/22 12:05:02 AM #21 | zangs really thinks hes being witty right now --- Hmm... |
Topic | My boss forgot to sign off on commissions payroll and got our checks delayed |
BearlyWilling 09/21/22 9:22:45 PM #5 | Is this a new Mix alt? Are you talking about what your sister makes again? --- Hmm... |
Topic | Ya'll remember that Disney Channel movie The Color of Friendship? *spoilers* |
BearlyWilling 09/20/22 3:52:21 AM #6 | I loved this movie. And wow wtf. That is a super depressing follow up. (._.) --- Hmm... |
Topic | Ea-Nasir topic |
BearlyWilling 09/18/22 9:49:52 PM #5 | who --- Hmm... |
Topic | That 22 outlet power strip thats on sale on Newegg... |
BearlyWilling 09/17/22 1:42:13 AM #2 | its almost like the outlets are the face youll make when this overloads as you plug 26 things into it --- Hmm... |
Topic | Unban reggiebush09 |
BearlyWilling 09/17/22 1:40:22 AM #3 | No --- Hmm... |
Topic | Eminem's 'White America' was so ahead of its time. |
BearlyWilling 09/17/22 1:39:00 AM #10 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] Honestly Eminem is like a full thing to experience lol Start at the beginning and just work your way up. Theres good stuff in almost all of his albums --- Hmm... |
Topic | Quiet Quitting Is a Fake Trend |
BearlyWilling 09/17/22 1:34:56 AM #44 | ScazarMeltex posted... Acting your wage. whats my wage again whats my wage again Sayoria posted... wait til you find out how much more stressful it is doing 100% of their jobs than it was 50% of their jobs --- Hmm... |
Topic | Memes 24.0 |
BearlyWilling 09/16/22 12:52:21 AM #308 | This week has honestly been a blur. Came to post memes and found 2 of the 3 were from this topic when I dont even remember being here. Was this one posted or no? >_> https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/6/4/AAZbmwAADrZE.jpg --- Hmm... |
Topic | Trump appointed judge selects Trump's nominee for special master |
BearlyWilling 09/15/22 10:06:04 PM #44 | FigureOfSpeech posted... This topic went from a worthwhile discussion to a trainwreck in 3 words.Seriously yikes --- Hmm... |
Topic | The perfect girl, but you're Engar-dug of Uruk |
BearlyWilling 09/15/22 9:59:55 PM #27 | who --- Hmm... |
Topic | NeonOctopus is BANNED |
BearlyWilling 09/14/22 1:31:11 AM #366 | Alteres posted... Fair enough, Ive never seen him make disparaging comments about women personally. so do you only browse CE for a few minutes each day or --- Hmm... |
Topic | NeonOctopus is BANNED |
BearlyWilling 09/14/22 1:01:45 AM #353 | Hasnt Neon talked about staring at the boobs of women he has in his ambulance? --- Hmm... |
Topic | I love how Lizzo won an Emmy but Better Call Saul got robbed |
BearlyWilling 09/13/22 10:57:36 AM #12 | CRON posted... Squid Game was so overratedNo --- Hmm... |
Topic | I'm NEVER talking about asses again! It got me SUSPENDED >_> |
BearlyWilling 09/13/22 10:23:47 AM #3 | RIP Big Bear Jim --- Hmm... |
Topic | New Amazon warehouse near me is such an eyesore |
BearlyWilling 09/12/22 3:12:47 AM #7 | Your trees must be bushes if you can see a standard warehouse over them. --- Hmm... |
Topic | Spirit Halloween The Movie trailer. Movie based on a seasonal store |
BearlyWilling 09/11/22 9:37:30 PM #13 | Wat --- Hmm... |
Topic | didnt someone on this board extensively pretend to have cancer |
BearlyWilling 09/10/22 5:16:59 PM #9 | I vaguely remember this --- Hmm... |
Topic | Should women be able to force people to get a vasectomy? |
BearlyWilling 09/10/22 3:55:12 PM #12 | emblem-man posted... It's actually more like 8-12 weeks after. It was for me at least. Mine definitely didnt feel like it was that long after but maybe Im just remembering wrong. --- Hmm... |
Topic | Should women be able to force people to get a vasectomy? |
BearlyWilling 09/10/22 2:55:56 PM #9 | emblem-man posted... How did he find out it didn't work You gotta get a sperm sample tested a week or two after the procedure. If its successful, there are no swimmers in it. --- Hmm... |
Topic | Welp, couple's therapy just took the turn I feared |
BearlyWilling 09/06/22 10:33:11 PM #19 | Honestly manjust based on this topic aloneI would seriously consider talking to a lawyer in case you go the divorce route. This definitely seems like she just wants to vent about you. The moment it turned to her, like you said, she didnt get it anymore. Sorry, man. :/ --- Hmm... |
Topic | Rate these utters |
BearlyWilling 09/06/22 10:27:29 PM #32 | viewmaster_pi posted... wtf, these are human breasts Stagmar posted... Utters? Irony posted... Did you mean udders kid? MabusIncarnate posted... This is udderly reprehensible first 4 postsI cannot --- Hmm... |
Topic | New Pokemon Scarlet Violet trailer tomorrow morning. |
BearlyWilling 09/06/22 9:44:25 AM #2 | Oh --- Hmm... |
Topic | The Perfect Girl but she is the girl who arranges the blocks... |
BearlyWilling 09/06/22 12:53:28 AM #2 | The perfect girl but she is the one who knocks. --- Hmm... |
Topic | Hogwarts Legacy Common Room Showcase |
BearlyWilling 09/06/22 12:47:19 AM #87 | Makeveli_lives posted... https://www.wizardingworld.com/legacyconnect Tag --- Hmm... |
Topic | Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell |
BearlyWilling 09/05/22 11:49:48 PM #11 | The Parasite Eve book was good too --- Hmm... |
Topic | Hey Microsoft, yall remember the 360 game Lost Odyssey? |
BearlyWilling 09/05/22 12:38:21 PM #17 | Smackems posted... Too much reading, wasn't very interesting, way too easy, and brown and gray lolwut the game had so many complaints about boss battles in particular being difficult. I remember there being a lot of whining about it on GFAQs in particular --- Hmm... |
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