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How many times would you push a button that makes you win $1 with 99.9% probability but makes you lose $10,000 with 0.01% probability?

The expected value is .999*1+.001*(-10000), = -9. You expect to lose $9 every time you push the button. This could be a fun casino game.

You dread the fall season year in and year out. I'd constantly be fearing for my life if I lived in these areas.

It's been 8 months already. I don't think they will ever get along.

And it's actually not my puppy, it's my mom's puppy. She brought her in.

I've loved my cat for 16 years.

I hate how my cat acts like a toughie when the puppy gets near him, but in truth he is terrified of her and avoids her at all costs.

The cat can't walk to his food bowl by himself now and wants me to guide him there because that's where the puppy usually hangs out.

Puppy's learned to give him space, but the cat still views her as a threat. It's fine to be scared, that's one thing. But this fake behavior of hissing and acting "big" when she does get too close... I don't like it.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/6/5/AAUGGfAADaf1.jpg

Baby Park slaps.

Asked a simple question on a realtor site. In just a few hours, 6 different agents have called me and left voicemails because they want me to become their client. And none of them even answered my question.

Never using this site again. Fuck off!

He's 200 miles away so I'm not going to go see him, but I don't feel mentally well to work tomorrow. Is this a valid reason to take a day off?

Compare the two and explain how *anyone* would prefer buying Home 1 over Home 2.

Home 1
Price: S425,000
Beds/baths: 2/2.5
Sq Ft: 1,050
HOA: $500/month
Est. monthly: $2,700/month

Home 2
Price: $500,00
Beds/baths: 2/2.5
Sq Ft: 1,400
HOA: $100/month
Est. monthly: $2,550/month

I see no point at all.

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Mezcla posted...

Hmm

Why not?

*gets item*

Okay, where the fuck do I go now?

*searches on google for hint*

Oh, there?

*goes there*

NOW WHAT?

Facts.

Edit: Topic title sounds silly. I meant to say: for first time players, you can't progress through the game without looking up a guide.

Buckets from Home Depot: $2.99
Buckets from elsewhere: $35-$80

Super Mario Bros. 3

Costco has better lasagna than Olive Garden.

Thank you kindly.

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Bump.

Bump

Intro2Logic posted...

Committing to someone like that on a first date is kinda wild, tbh

Not really. It's just dedicating a month to one person and seeing where it goes.

I'm not for men dating multiple women at once, but they already have it so hard when it comes to dating. So I let that slide.

Girls, on the other hand... Follow this example.

During our first date, my girlfriend straightforwardly told me that for the next month, it will just be me and her. I'm her man and she's my woman. Nobody else. No dating other people. No serial dating. No polyamory bullshit. Just don't break the promise and we'll be fine.

Frankly, our next few dates went well and now we are happily together.

Hides under the bed for most of the day. I try to get them close to each other. Hisses, backs away slowly, tries to look "strong". NO YOU AIN'T STRONG. You SCARED.

He'd even attack her if they get too close.

I'm just going to assume that I've gained more muscles and lost fat. Although I can't tell looking at myself either. Oh well.

Dr. Kahl's Robot made me quit the game for a year and a half.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/6/5/AAUGGfAADaf1.jpg

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The more you know.

Thanks @PiOverlord and good luck all

Nice

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this time

i'll try

Do squats.

100 of them.

Paper Mario

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https://youtube.com/shorts/Xo81NZyXjyY

The best part of the shrimp.

1. Attend a women's sporting event.
2. Sit close to the action, near a competitor.
3. Bet the house on the opposing competitor/team.
4. Put your hand out to distract her.
5. Opposing competitor/team wins.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/6/7/AAUGGfAADRtX.jpg

I created a similar topic about a month ago.

Fried chicken is good as is. There's no point adding a tasteless bun.

I wholeheartedly agree with this topic.

Chicken sandwiches are overrated.

https://youtu.be/THO1NqIdfVI

People think it's so good because it's their childhood and nostalgia.

2Pacavelli posted...

Hit my 10000+ target on HBAR. Have 10000+ XRP, XLM and HBAR now

Hopefully these coins (XRP, XLM, HBAR) make me wealthy in the near future... in the mean time maybe I can work myself out of debt without having to touch my assets. My credit card debt ballooned recently unexpectedly

Nice, I have 50000 HBAR.

Now I can only hear Yanny.