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Condom Kin.

He-Shulk

Negaseptic Tinage Warpheath

Right in my Tetris OCD...

Don't've.
Do not have.

It will be remade as: "The soy in the Stoner".

So they expect me to read letters AND numbers? The fuck is this? Algebra?
I just want to eat the sad away!

/S

lww99 posted...

the smell?

The fan makes a glorious smell. Sadly it doesn't last forever.

Enjoy the smell. You will soon miss it.

Scintillant posted...

Tbh I think people clown on the biscuits but I love them

They're so buttery and flaky and dense

I love Popeyes but their biscuits are built to kill you.

Have we tried nuking it yet?

I just don't care about sports.

Tyranthraxus posted...

Without googling, guess this girl's age from the series.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/9/7/AARLwzAADtq5.jpg

She's 6000 years old but was born 3 weeks ago.

Not seeing a person is quite possible, not seeing someone directly in front of you and in a line in front of you is less likely, not seeing someone with their shit and their shopping cart in front of you is improbable. Plus he would have already have said something as she started to put her shit down in front of him cutting in line, it's unlikely that his first reaction would have been "imma touch this stranger that's cutting in line!".

The only one that should be "getting away" from the situation is her, be she can't do that and remain the victim so she plants her feet and banshees her way into making the guy feel guilty and forcing staff to have him removed.

thx1138 posted...

Never seen it but I saw an article that says its boring

Out of the 6 episodes it's only had 1 scene (third episode) where something interesting may happen (still poorly written), and only now on episode 6 (last scene) they're alluding to what may come of it.

So there's been 2 scenes that MAY be interesting.

lennethsoki posted...

A lot of the games don't even feature the Master Sword or have it as entirely optional.

A lot of games don't feature Ganon as the main villain, what's your point?

FaultyCircuitry posted...

what serious crime was there an accusation of? she only made mention that he touched her, but it seemed solely to be a case of either 'the fuck, get out of my way' in response to him thinking she was intentionally cutting in line or an accidental bumping into

the best response was even as she said - leave.

extract yourself from the situation and go check out elsewhere.

The only person that should have left was her.

Plus it's not ok to traumatize other people because you're having a panic attack.
That poor guy will probably try to avoid shopping at Walmart for some time after that situation. He might at the very least avoid THAT Walmart in hopes of never bumping into that person ever again.

She caused the situation, she caused the scene, she was the problem, she should have left or fled. But her immediate response to her cutting in line was accusing him of touching her (it may have happened but I didn't see it).

If I'm ever accused of touching somebody, I'm whipping out my camera and documenting that shit for my own protection.

Hi. I'm a BoTW hater and I'd like to start off by saying that I'm glad that you and (many, many) others have liked the game.

With that said I don't think the game looks good, maybe if you squint your eyes and blur your vision it looks better but it's not really that good looking, especially if you get too close to most objects or get too far, I do think there's a sweet spot where things look OK but it's not that great overall. That's fine though it came out on two outdated devices and even getting it to look as good as they did is impressive.
I disagree that they nailed anything. They put in the necessary biomes and called it a day. It doesn't make much sense how everything looks either, the place is supposed to be devastated by the destruction but you can probably count on one hand the locations that genuinely look that way.
The shit hit the fan 100 years ago but it looks like nobody even cares. There aren't enough grave sites, everyone is going about their jolly day as if they don't care that there is immanent threat right outside their "towns". Nobody is making/planning any form of counter offensive. Sure Ganon's forces respawn on every bloodmoon (and they're aware of it) but they can kill off 1 enemy camp and set up traps for when they eventually respawn, then move on to the next. That is just one sense of how the world is lifeless, the game tells you something happened, and you expect a certain reaction from the people but they don't react like it, so they're just going about like any other regular NPC that's just there to spew meaningless dialogue or give you another fetch quest. It makes the world feel so fake.
Then you have the fish people complain about rain? So they're upset that their "kingdom" might grow/expand due to flooding? I don't get it (forgive me it's been a while).
The bird people could just flee and find another spot to roost.
Gorons... already lived in an active volcano, I also don't get their problem.
The desert warriors... are warriors... that don't do anything... Nice abs though. But they should be the first to go out there and try to wrestle some land back from Ganon they don't even worship him here (IIRC).
Like nobody does anything, time just stopped for the world 100 years prior to us playing the game.
And if you say that the Divine Beasts are what's stopping them then I'd point you towards Hyrule Warriors: AoC (a game I didn't beat). The DB can already annihilate everyone, so them sitting with their thumbs up their ass doing nothing isn't much better than at least trying to fight back.

The opennes is one of the worst part. You can go almost anywhere sure but there's nothing of value to find or do there.
You either find another golden poop or a reskin of another weapon you already have, and it can have either better (unlikely) or worse stats (the game later provides you with "fuck you" arrows anyways). "What amazing thing could be found up that mountain over there?" "What might dwell in that forest?" "What might you find in the depths of that... pond?" The same trash you find everywhere. It's not unrestrained exploration/adventure/freedom, it's a complete lack of focus/direction.
The first game that comes to mind that is more open world than BoTW is Just Cause 2. It's been even longer since I've played that but I don't remember any restrictions and the ways to get around are more varied than in BoTW. We're now on JC4 I think and I can only assume that the exploration has gotten better/varied, but I could be VERY wrong. And hey at least you can go underwater in JC so that already beats the "freedom" to explore from BoTW.

The "just play" aspect is the only positive I find in BoTW, while most of it is just bullshit that doesn't interest me, I can see (and be impressed by) the way others try to incorporate many mechanics to "spice up" the gameplay. Playing with the physics can definitely be entertaining. For me it got boring after a while, it always took longer to setup a scenario where you focus on physics than to just go in there an wail on the enemy. But then again the combat itself wasn't that entertaining. Attacks with weapons of the same category are the same so there are only about 4-5 attack animations" pausing the game (quick menu too) to change up your weapon was a drag and ruined the flow. I would have liked being able to swap weapon on the fly like in some more actiony games but I understand that BoTW isn't that type of game.
The very forgiving dodge/parry system made any semblance of challenge null, being able to headshot an enemy into a stun or knockdown made combat lame as well. Overall combat was best avoided unless you wanted to waste your time and be rewarded with lesser items on average.

I could not possibly play this and think "ehh, mid game". To me it is absolutely a horrible game, it has no focus, no direction, it can't commit to a theme, but at least has OK physics, it has systems that "override" other systems making them pointless (red/yellow hearts). The saying "deep as a puddle" comes to mind. I consider it massively flawed and one of the worst Zelda titles I've ever played beating out SS for the worst, and I've beaten BoTW twice (neither time 100%).
All this mind you was just the tip of the iceberg. I've been saying all this since year one (I don't remember how long it took me to beat it IRL).
I don't understand how anyone can like it. It's so boring and lifeless. They just put in enough Easter eggs to keep people entertained and remind you that yeah you're playing a game with the Zelda title in it and called it a day.

To this day I can not believe that they even fucked up the Master Sword, and I'm not talking about it "breaking"/needing a recharge, I'm talking about its significance. The damn MS is supposed to mean something and yet it can be completely substituted for a freaking tree branch. Hell you can beat the game and not even pick it up, "Sword of Evil's Bane", "Sword that Seals the Darkness" my ass, the MS is supposed to be just as important as Zelda, Ganon or Link.

It's just horribly written.
A lot of people tried to defend it after the first episode by assuming that the character would grow/evolve, sadly nothing changed.

Almost everything from the MCU has required you to turn off your brain to make sense of things but this almost forces you to kill your bain to try to enjoy it.

Detective Pikachu 2: Electric Pikaloo

He was just holding it for his BFF: Randolf the Brown.

Hell Yay!

Raccoon City, it's harder to get lost, most doors can be unlocked and by the end of the night you get an incredible tan.

*slowly pulls out octopus from back pocket*

Can't say I hated it.
The only thing I remember about it was that it put me to sleep.
On two occasions (separated by a few months time) I ended up on the floor of my living room sleeping because I was so damn bored of the game. It's the only FF that has taken me YEARS to beat.

Those are the nuclear launch codes.

"Bitch what took you so long? I've been waiting for 30+ years! Let's go!"

pegusus123456 posted...

There's probably a mod to play the entire GTA V story mode as a titty, I don't think you need a baseline female character to mod sex into it.

I'm sure you're right, but I'm turned off by the thought of a titty sounding like Trevor.

I'm just sitting here thinking about the mod potential...

I fluctuate between 256-267lb.
But I identify as 672lb

That first Beast Wars vid still looks fucking good now!

"That's my waifu's seat. Please vacate it immediately."

Trelve posted...

Wasn't the reason we didn't get a title until now was because it was a major spoiler? What does Tears of the Kingdom spoil?

Nintendo knew...

I never understood why people liked it so much. I didn't think it was bad or anything like that I just thought it was ok. Better than many of the other ones for sure.

My favorite was the first Xmen movie.

OK.

I've played 7 but only beaten 5.

Meh. I liked it when it came out.
I couldn't argue if it's good and I really don't care.

Good thing she's such a non character that she's easily replaceable.

A true life story of the first and last Zombie.
For now...

He doesn't, he fakes it in tribute/honor to his wife Pandamame.

My top 3 are 7, 4, ,9.

If you remove all other states on the planet.

Still no.

MabusIncarnate posted...

The 2005 volume 2 series falls in line with the lawyer stuff and was a good read imo. Annuals are usually just one contained story in one book, so those are an option also.

Thanks for the recommendations, I'll check those out later.

Ivynn posted...

I'll never understand why twerking gets this kind of reaction.

Would it have been better if it was a generic shake your butt to music dance?

The only appropriate dance is "The Shepard Shake"

/S

It looked awkward to me.
Maybe if she did it in her iconic leotard... And outside of the office setting...

I had a bigger issue with her letting the guys that jumped her get away. (A few of them should have died though).

I didn't like the scene, it was too goofy for me (I thought she wanted to "look" professional among her peers?).
I don't know anything and much less care for the celeb.

I'm now more interested in reading She-Hulk comics, she seems fun.

Any "must read" recommendations?