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TopicChristianity in the U.S. is quickly shrinking and may no longer be the majority
EliteGuard99
09/16/22 6:47:51 PM
#72
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wi7vPuKvHFE&t=2s

YESSSSSSS!

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TopicHow many crayons do you usually eat in one sitting?
EliteGuard99
09/14/22 3:24:03 PM
#20
I too am curious to see how many crayons Trump supporters eat.

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TopicMannnnnn, I want another Tales of game
EliteGuard99
09/02/22 7:58:41 PM
#27
ECW_Originals12 posted...
Sorry bro, the score clearly states that it will be remade and that you WILL play it.

And hate it even more.
Rofl

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TopicMannnnnn, I want another Tales of game
EliteGuard99
09/02/22 5:49:12 PM
#19
Im kinda burned after Tales of Arise, they removed almost everything that made playing the game fun in the name of simplicity and the story was pretty meh.

Nichtcrawler-X posted...
They still need to release the updated version of the game inbetween Symphonia and Vesperia.
Hell no let that one stay dead where it belongs.

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TopicBoogie2988 finally admits HE is the problem
EliteGuard99
08/25/22 5:16:31 AM
#21
cjsdowg posted...
I hated that he went to jail in the end. HE did the work, he became a better person. If he went to jail a season before it would have been great. But it seems sad that it happened after he started to be good.
That would fly against the shows theme of being held accountable for your actions.

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TopicBoogie2988 finally admits HE is the problem
EliteGuard99
08/24/22 10:28:27 PM
#13
Somebody watched Bojack Horseman recently:

https://youtu.be/ohoLzH9EQzg

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TopicA hero who cuts himself anytime he doesn't save someone. *yay or nay
EliteGuard99
08/24/22 10:26:04 PM
#25
ellis123 posted...
That is peak teenager edge.
This.

Its as stupid as it is edgy.

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TopicShowering daily is neurotic. It is also unnecessary.
EliteGuard99
08/24/22 10:24:52 PM
#120
Nothing says worthless to society like not wearing deodorant and showering every three days.

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TopicShowering daily is neurotic. It is also unnecessary.
EliteGuard99
08/24/22 6:34:44 PM
#109
Fimbulvetr posted...
What a story!
I got kicked out after he complained to the store owner, and since he was much more of a regular than I was, he gave me the boot instead of the sentient pile of garbage.

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TopicSo WOTC race swaps Aragorn for their upcoming LOTR MTG set
EliteGuard99
08/24/22 2:50:25 PM
#6
If this makes you mad, wait till you see what Aragorn looked like in the 1978 animated Lord of the Rings movie.

also, the books and films still exist so get over it and get a life.

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TopicShowering daily is neurotic. It is also unnecessary.
EliteGuard99
08/24/22 2:49:14 PM
#75
VirtuousWrath posted...
I once had a girl try to dunk on me and say, "You're one of those shower-every-day kind of guys, aren't you?"
press X to doubt

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TopicShowering daily is neurotic. It is also unnecessary.
EliteGuard99
08/24/22 1:13:38 PM
#64
SrRd_RacinG posted...
Humans do NOT need to shower daily. Every other day is just fine, even 3 under certain circumstances. Your skin will approve of this. The body will respond well to your new showering routine as long as your mind can break the stigma and also the neuroticism.
The last person who said this to me was some neckbeard at a Magic the Gathering tourney I went to back in 2005.

I then asked him: If thats the case why do you smell like a dumpster thats been out in the summer Sun for a week? Does not showering somehow prevent you from also using deodorant? Have some basic human decency for other people around you, you fucking disgusting slob.

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TopicSo are we all agreed Age of Ultron is the worst MCU movie?
EliteGuard99
08/12/22 10:31:57 AM
#45
Weezy_Tha_Don posted...
never seen Thor 2 because Ive always heard its really bad. I would have to say iron man 3 was the worst MCU movie
Iron man 3 is a good runner up.

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TopicSo are we all agreed Age of Ultron is the worst MCU movie?
EliteGuard99
08/12/22 10:30:53 AM
#44
Thor 2 was the only MCU movie I walked out of, then I saw it again in cable years later.

Its still by far the worst and the ten to fifteen minute segment in the middle with Thor and Loki does NOT save it from being absolute garbage.

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TopicBoy it is really cool to hate the MCU right now.
EliteGuard99
07/31/22 7:05:29 PM
#8
People bitch that phase 4 is terrible when phase 2 will forever exist.

The only good movies in that phase were Captain America the Winter Soldier and Ant-Man.

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TopicCan we talk about the GF sub Reddit?
EliteGuard99
07/31/22 1:45:33 PM
#150
Me watching all the white supremacists on that sub meltdown over losing their safe space:

https://youtu.be/vD_pVNIcgg0

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TopicTalked to a legit sociopath on bumble this evening
EliteGuard99
07/21/22 9:42:23 AM
#161
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Im gonna put some dirt in your eye.

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TopicTalked to a legit sociopath on bumble this evening
EliteGuard99
07/21/22 8:01:06 AM
#91
LinkFanatic posted...
The only sociopath here seems to be you.
Gonna cry?


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TopicTalked to a legit sociopath on bumble this evening
EliteGuard99
07/21/22 7:33:02 AM
#74
TheOnionKnight posted...
Don't talk about exes with a new partner. Just don't do it. Not until you know each other well enough to explore sensitive topics like that. And especially not as your opener! You're trying to start a healthy new relationship. You don't want to immediately center it around an old broken relationship. It's off-putting and is a red flag.
Thats what I was saying, what a terrible first impression he made.


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"I'm a Republican damn it! The only kind of shame I possess is the repressed sexual kind!" - from the show Inside Job
TopicTalked to a legit sociopath on bumble this evening
EliteGuard99
07/21/22 7:02:38 AM
#68
Man she really dodged a bullet, I would have just backed the fuck out if this was my first online interaction with someone I didnt know IRL, let alone a dating app.

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"I'm a Republican damn it! The only kind of shame I possess is the repressed sexual kind!" - from the show Inside Job
TopicMs Marvel has lowest US viewership debut of MCU Disney+
EliteGuard99
06/18/22 5:42:22 PM
#62
Which is unfortunate because its better than all the other shows except Loki and What if?

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"I'm a Republican damn it! The only sense of shame I have is the deep rooted sexual kind!" - from the show Inside Job.
TopicYour child is having a massive tantrum in the grocery store.
EliteGuard99
06/17/22 6:27:52 PM
#72
Heartomaton posted...
Escalating things, your child has now begun to shit on the floor, biting at anyone who attampts to stop them.
An old man in his 60s took a shit on the floor of my store after his credit card was declined last week.

He had a huge meltdown before the shit.

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"I'm a Republican damn it! The only sense of shame I have is the deep rooted sexual kind!" - from the show Inside Job.
TopicYour child is having a massive tantrum in the grocery store.
EliteGuard99
06/17/22 1:32:32 PM
#55
People in the 50 to 70 year old range throw tantrums so bad it makes the tantrums toddler and children throw seem reasonable by comparison.

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"I'm a Republican damn it! The only sense of shame I have is the deep rooted sexual kind!" - from the show Inside Job.
Topic"Women have it so easy when it comes to dating!"
EliteGuard99
06/17/22 12:03:46 PM
#152
It smells like someone who is involuntarily celibate in here.

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"I'm a Republican damn it! The only sense of shame I have is the deep rooted sexual kind!" - from the show Inside Job.
TopicYour child is having a massive tantrum in the grocery store.
EliteGuard99
06/17/22 10:34:08 AM
#3
As someone who runs a grocery store for a living, a child having a tantrum is VASTLY preferred over some 50+ year old entitled, racist hag harassing my employees.

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"I'm a Republican damn it! The only sense of shame I have is the deep rooted sexual kind!" - from the show Inside Job.
TopicTrans Girls with Bulges Belong at the Beach
EliteGuard99
06/13/22 4:56:19 PM
#90
I remember reading an article years ago that asked Trans people If you could do one thing and not be judged by other people what would it be?

The answer?

Id wear a swimsuit and go to the beach.

That made me really freaking sad reading that.

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"I'm a Republican damn it! The only sense of shame I have is the deep rooted sexual kind!" - from the show Inside Job.
TopicUvalde school shooting victims' bodies decapitated by bullets
EliteGuard99
06/09/22 12:06:54 PM
#84
kingdrake2 posted...


if it happens i hope it bites em in the ass at midterms.
Considering how stupid and murderous their voter base are I doubt it.

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"I'm a Republican damn it! The only sense of shame I have is the deep rooted sexual kind!" - from the show Inside Job.
TopicAre buffets worth it for you personally?
EliteGuard99
05/28/22 5:10:05 PM
#24
We have a wing bar at the grocery store I manage.

Everyone calls it the trough. It couldnt be a more perfect name.

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"I'm a Republican damn it! The only sense of shame I have is the deep rooted sexual kind!" - from the show Inside Job.
TopicThe Buffalo shooters bedroom.
EliteGuard99
05/20/22 4:47:06 PM
#102
FortuneCookie posted...
My Little Pony teaches friendship and acceptance.

Why are there so many bigots among the brony fandom?

<_<
Thats what I want to know, it continues to baffle me to this day.
whats supposed to be in the blurry second pic? Am I supposed to see something or


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TopicATTN: people who have worked in retail
EliteGuard99
05/18/22 4:08:41 PM
#56
Mezcla posted...
people who expect workers are their personal servants.

i used to be a cashier at a burger place. this old dude kept wanting me to recommend everything to him but he wasn't being very helpful either. eventually i said he could look at the full menu to help him choose and handed him the menu

he threw it back and said "I DONT WANT TO LOOK AT THE MENU I WANT YOU TO TELL ME"
Thats him not so subtly telling you that he doesnt know how to read lol.

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"I'm a Republican damn it! The only sense of shame I have is the deep rooted sexual kind!" - from the show Inside Job.
TopicATTN: people who have worked in retail
EliteGuard99
05/18/22 1:10:51 PM
#52
I really hate anyone between the ages of 50 and 70.

Youll never find a bigger group of selfish, narcissistic, entitled bastards than that age group.

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"I'm a Republican damn it! The only sense of shame I have is the deep rooted sexual kind!" - from the show Inside Job.
TopicATTN: people who have worked in retail
EliteGuard99
05/18/22 11:56:26 AM
#46
Shamino posted...
I remember haggling with a customer once.

Me: 10 dollars.
Her: 5 dollars
Me: 9 Dolllars
Her: That's not the way it's supposed to work.
Me; 9 Dollars
I forgot haggling, once when a customer tried to haggle and I upped the price just to see what theyd do they became enraged and said You cant do that.

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"I'm a Republican damn it! The only sense of shame I have is the deep rooted sexual kind!" - from the show Inside Job.
TopicATTN: people who have worked in retail
EliteGuard99
05/18/22 11:34:22 AM
#40
Where is (insert item they could have easily found if they read the signs)?

No I dont need a basket or cart. *drops one of the 15+ items they are struggling to carry, and its always glass*

Do you know if theres anyone in the bathroom?

Wheres the half and half? Its not here! *ignored giant colorful sign that says where the half and half has been moved tofor over a year*

do you have any bananas that are more yellow?
No but I can tell you a simple trick to ripen your bananas faster.
No thanks Im not interested.

Dont tell me you havent carried [blank] in years, I buy [blank] from here ALL THE TIME!

Im a diabetic! Are you trying to kill my you ******.

Not a sentence but we had to station someone at the newspapers on 11/17/2020 because old people kept turning over the newspapers that said Biden wonall fucking day.

Do you have watermelon thats in season? They say in October.

Do you have any local corn?!

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"I'm a Republican damn it! The only sense of shame I have is the deep rooted sexual kind!" - from the show Inside Job.
TopicBest Star Wars Trilogy?
EliteGuard99
05/03/22 10:57:56 AM
#79
I remember going to the theater on opening weekend to see TPM, I was sixteen at the time. The theater was PACKED, and I mean not a single empty seat, even the front row seats which almost nobody sits in was packed.

When the opening crawl appeared the audience cheered. Everything was fine at first, but not long after Qui Gon and Obi Wan landed on Naboo people started to get up and leave. I thought to myself wow, they really should have used the bathroom before the movie began., oh little did I know. As the movie progressed more and more people got up throughout the film, at around the Pod Racing scene I remember thinking wow, it feels like its been three hours but only an hour has gone by.

Finally Darth Maul appeared in the climax, but I wasnt invested in the characters at all, I also thought to myself Qui Gon was a huge part of this movie, and Obi Wan is supposed to train Anakin, what are the odds he dies here? Sure enough he did. I also remember thinking wow the climax of the film involves the antagonist standing there dumbly watching Obi Wan leap over him slowly, what a let down (foreshadowing how terrible the climax of RotS would be).

The lights went on and I looked to discover over two thirds of the packed theater got up and left, and didnt return. Ive never seen a walk out of that magnitude since.

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"I'm a Republican damn it! The only sense of shame I have is the deep rooted sexual kind!" - from the show Inside Job.
TopicBest Star Wars Trilogy?
EliteGuard99
05/02/22 3:29:42 AM
#63
ParanoidObsessive posted...
Since it's fictional and not historical, nothing you've said actually counters the accusation of "bad writing".

You can say "that's how it was supposed to be", but the point they're making is that the entire scenario is bad writing, because there were always other, better ways to reach the same narrative outcome (ie, the transition from an "Old Republic" to the Empire we see in the original films).

Saying "Well, obviously things had to happen that way bcause of X, Y, and Z" is not a justification when Lucas is the one who also wrote X, Y, and Z in the first place.

All you're really doing after the fact is mental gymnastics to try and justify the bad writing. And in the process, you're almost certainly putting more thought into things than Lucas ever did.
Exactly.

The story only works because everyone in the galaxy with the exception of Palpatine (and maybe not even then) have to behave like idiots at all times so Palpatine can win.

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TopicBest Star Wars Trilogy?
EliteGuard99
05/01/22 5:53:08 PM
#31
Unbridled9 posted...
I mean, the Republic couldn't do anything to stop a blockade of a single planet that was being done by a force that wasn't even all that strong in the first place. The GUNGANS managed to put up a fight against them after all! But the galaxy-spanning Republic full of multiple nations? Couldn't do it.
Also known as bad writing.

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TopicBest Star Wars Trilogy?
EliteGuard99
05/01/22 4:59:39 PM
#29
The Prequels commit the ultimate sin of Star Wars: Theyre boring.

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TopicI honestly think the world would be in a better place if Trump was president.
EliteGuard99
02/23/22 10:43:23 AM
#17
Way to put yourself as being extremely ignorant TC.

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TopicThis is what Aloya SHOULD have looked like in Horizon Zero Dawn:
EliteGuard99
02/07/22 4:08:47 PM
#47
UnholyMudcrab posted...
The sheer amount of incel rage about this character has really been something to behold
Yep, seeing incels get mad is always a joy.

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