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TopicNFL Football Season Rules
Horse_ebooks
09/11/22 1:13:41 PM
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1. Do not root against my team.
2. Do not call me on Thursday nights, any time Sundays, or Monday nights.
3. If for some reason you decide to text me during a game, it better be to ask me "Did you see that!" to which I will always respond, "What the heck do you think!"
4. If someone is dying, call 911 before you call me because I'm guessing they'll answer. I won't.
5. If someone has already died, do not call me, there's obviously nothing I can do. Also, there's no need for both of us to be sad at the same time.
6. If you're confused about my availability until February, please refer back to rule I mean I like football too but sweet fuck, it's not a substitute for a personality.

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TopicMy wife is a teacher who teaches abroad and so far Thailand is the worst.
Horse_ebooks
08/30/22 11:04:43 PM
#7
Im yelling go robert mueller and the rule of law

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TopicDane Cook, 50, engaged to longtime love Kelsi Taylor, 23
Horse_ebooks
08/02/22 6:59:17 PM
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Congratulations to the happy couple

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TopicAny aunts or uncles here?
Horse_ebooks
05/30/22 11:42:19 AM
#3
VampireCoyote posted...
Always smile and act excited when you see them.

Act interested in whatever theyre doing or talking about.

Take them to do fun stuff.

Learn some corny jokes.
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