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Topic | If you're feeling depressed, remember... |
Illuminoius 09/30/22 4:54:30 PM #32 | wow this fortheglory guy has an annoying and aggressive gimmick |
Topic | Only 80s kids know how great Pizza Hut used to be. |
Illuminoius 09/29/22 2:42:27 AM #9 | it was never good as soon as i noticed another place delivered pizza here i never ordered from pizza hut again |
Topic | Okay, I finished Sonic Forces and it was fine? |
Illuminoius 09/29/22 2:30:45 AM #13 | some people really love making the game out to be as awful as 06 but it's actually just incredibly boring with really bad writing, just like colors and lost world and basically every 3d game besides boom (which is the one 3d game that actually deserves to be compared to 06) |
Topic | i really hate the direction that Zelda is taking with BotW and onward |
Illuminoius 09/27/22 6:15:38 AM #40 | it does a lot of things right, it avoids having a bunch of trackers and icons and quests that would otherwise make the game feel overwhelming with its number of things to find and do the map doesn't show you everything and there's a lot of stuff you can find on your own it's good at guiding you to things without being too handholdy it lacks the cluttered feel that many open-world games have, but just like the others it can feel way too big (spatially) sometimes |
Topic | Really Tri-Ace? |
Illuminoius 09/20/22 8:17:22 PM #23 | andel posted... star ocean 2 is one of the greatest games of all time and they just never recaptured that magic. 3 was really good and it's been trash ever since3 was so bad that i dropped it as soon as the third party member joined i remember awful voice acting and boring combat and dumb writing and i don't know if it's worth pressing on past that |
Topic | Mario Maker 1 >>> Mario Maker 2 as a viewer |
Illuminoius 09/19/22 5:56:52 PM #18 | the only real big issue for viewers is that they made leto levels way worse by making the spike trap and muncher hitboxes a lot bigger for no reason nobody actually gave a shit about spinning when holding objects. seeing aurateur rage in vs or lose his patience with idiots in coop are classic experiences that only mario maker 2 has |
Topic | The korean word for You sounds like n word unfortunately |
Illuminoius 09/15/22 3:51:55 AM #15 | i remember an instance in some e-sport where the japanese word for "run!" was also mistaken for the n-word |
Topic | Omg. Your first Nintendo was NOT an NES/ Quit lying. (PotD) |
Illuminoius 09/14/22 7:59:11 PM #148 | i had a lot of retro stuff but the oldest i had was the nes |
Topic | James Wan's 2007 Dead Silence. |
Illuminoius 09/14/22 5:44:01 AM #4 | crawlapace |
Topic | Why does Goldeneye get so much love? |
Illuminoius 09/13/22 11:38:37 AM #7 | it's fun enough to speedrun and temple slapfights are a classic framerate is painfully bad at times though |
Topic | How many Xenoblade games have you played? |
Illuminoius 09/12/22 10:24:14 AM #14 | 3 is my only game |
Topic | Bowser and Ganon are fighting and you have to help one. |
Illuminoius 09/12/22 10:04:25 AM #17 | how the fuck is ganon in a position to lose to bowser |
Topic | How many Metroid games have you played? |
Illuminoius 09/12/22 9:57:57 AM #37 | i played a tiny bit of the original, a tiny bit of one of the prime games, and the demo of hunters |
Topic | I recently found out about this in Super Mario World |
Illuminoius 09/12/22 7:01:39 AM #24 | Biofighter55 posted... I love how people are still finding things out about this 30 year old game lolit's simply a mechanic with no explanation provided, just like the barrel in sonic 3 it's a game full of secrets but "here's how this thing actually works", especially when it's used at least three times over the course of the game, is probably not one of those things they meant to put as an obscure secret |
Topic | Oreos: Thins vs original |
Illuminoius 09/11/22 9:00:28 PM #9 | i don't like any of the variants besides peppermint, which i prefer to the original |
Topic | Which of these burgers should I get? |
Illuminoius 09/09/22 7:58:22 PM #10 | where are these from? |
Topic | kinda miss the ps2/early ps3/360 era of JRPGs |
Illuminoius 09/05/22 3:01:08 AM #18 | it took until the literal most recent tales game for the series to not look like it has a pathetic budget but it's still pretty stiff and has weak cutscene direction vesperia feels about as janky as symphonia |
Topic | Don't even lie: You save healing items for later in games |
Illuminoius 09/03/22 2:56:21 AM #9 | rpgs are generally way too easy for me to care about holding onto strong items except for unchained blades, which had only one revive item in the first dungeon and the first boss was the hardest part of the game, i usually just use items whenever i feel like it because they're usually really easy to get smt throws items at you like candy and they also sell for a fuckton so i usually just sell them |
Topic | The perfect girl but she's a bigot |
Illuminoius 09/02/22 8:58:58 PM #24 | being a bigot's a pretty massive flaw, there's not simply no such thing as being "perfect but a bigot" |
Topic | Really the hope this fad of 'drip' dies off soon. |
Illuminoius 09/02/22 3:41:46 PM #30 | swag was a hilarious word and i love to use it ironically |
Topic | Does Super Mario 64 hold up? |
Illuminoius 09/02/22 3:37:40 PM #23 | it's fun but not something i'd go out of my way to play. the level/mission design can be tedious in some areas and the controls can feel quite clumsy if you haven't played the game in a while. sunshine had a bad camera but i have no idea how it's worse than 64's |
Topic | Phantasy Star Online Episode 1&2 remake? |
Illuminoius 08/29/22 5:44:46 PM #6 | i can't trust a remake to improve the gameplay while preserving the amazing art pso2 sucks though, tedious uninspired filler trash with somehow duller combat than a dreamcast game |
Topic | Name something fun in a real bad video game. |
Illuminoius 08/28/22 10:17:51 PM #27 | for me, the time gimmick of majora didn't really add much i was never in danger of running out of time during a dungeon run and it simply made some of the quests more annoying to do it was more of a formality and atmosphere element than it was a fun gameplay mechanic |
Topic | Name something fun in a real bad video game. |
Illuminoius 08/28/22 10:08:35 PM #23 | sonic adventure is a pretty sloppy game but glitch hunting is fun to do in it lots of wrong warping and menu exploitation in addition to basic clipping out to unintended areas |
Topic | Name something fun in a real bad video game. |
Illuminoius 08/28/22 9:42:30 PM #18 | some bad games can be kinda fun to speedrun due to their strange level design and odd controls |
Topic | 3D Sonic Games |
Illuminoius 08/24/22 7:39:41 PM #24 | they're generally pretty mediocre but only a few of them are downright terrible sa2 is really boring and basically made everything interesting about sa1 pretty bland and sterile. sa1 isn't even a good game but it's at least interesting, but sa2 just manages to be super boring and has the most boring visuals and reuses assets and level design pieces all the time and across various levels heroes is mediocre but kinda sorta somewhat fun at times, but once you've gone through team sonic there is no real reason to do anything else. the game has basically no content and the different teams don't meaningfully add to the experience shadow is pretty bad with an embarrassing aesthetic but it has some levels that are kind of okay. the gun play is really damn mindless and a lot of the missions are pretty bad the rest kind of just suck outright except for colors (which is just really boring) and generations (which is average enough). some real bad ones like secret rings and 06 and boom. people like to make forces out to be the worst thing ever but it's just another really boring game |
Topic | Disgaea 7 just got announced |
Illuminoius 08/23/22 5:13:42 AM #11 | why would you support nis and their shitty dlc practices they don't need the extra money and they just love getting money from suckers that just want their dumb disgaea 1 for the fifth time so they pay $15 for it, or people who keep paying for adell even though he gets more and more lazily implemented as the games go on. it's even worse when 6 doesn't even give you music to go with the characters and people still ate up and defended the dlc |
Topic | Disgaea 7 just got announced |
Illuminoius 08/23/22 5:03:13 AM #3 | Priere posted... Heres hoping they bring back all the legacy characters as DLC.why do you want nis to make more shitty dlc instead of adding content to the base game |
Topic | Remember when you got to Chapter 4 in Paper Mario TTYD? |
Illuminoius 08/22/22 12:28:56 AM #27 | people insist ttyd is an amazing game when the chapters are filled with dumb padding you can see instances of padding as early as boggly woods, but the train chapter and the island chapter are pretty dumb too which sucks because their premises are fun |
Topic | Maybe I should give Steven Universe a shot. |
Illuminoius 08/20/22 1:25:10 AM #14 | i think it was pretty charming as a little slice-of-life thing early on it starts to more interesting when the story begins to really start, but the show really failed to continue living up to its potential |
Topic | Why aren't you guys playing Fortnite? |
Illuminoius 08/20/22 1:20:48 AM #55 | it's a fun concept but with how death can apparently come at you in an instant, it never appealed to me gameplay-wise |
Topic | $10,000, but you have to watch the entire 38 minutes |
Illuminoius 08/18/22 11:02:23 PM #2 | i'd gladly be rich watching shitty youtube content for many hours |
Topic | Are your parents racist? |
Illuminoius 08/17/22 6:38:31 PM #26 | my mom is black and my dad is white i don't remember my mom ever saying anything but my dad loves using the word in place of words like "lazy", "broken", "half-assed", and other things and it's pretty gross |
Topic | I'll give catboy $1000 USD if... |
Illuminoius 08/17/22 12:58:36 AM #4 | why not give money to someone that actually deserves it |
Topic | "All microtransactions in the game are purely optional and cosmetic" |
Illuminoius 08/16/22 5:23:29 PM #13 | it's bizarre that people allowed "it's just cosmetic" to be an excuse what happened to unlockable, free skins? why should anything from the game be witheld at all, with glaring holes left by their intended absence? games should be feature-complete upon release at no extra charge |
Topic | Constantly impressed by how unfunny The Completionist is. |
Illuminoius 08/15/22 5:05:47 AM #9 | i'll always remember his stupid sonic unleashed video, where he bitched and moaned the entire time about "werehog" like he's the avgn or something |
Topic | Do you like Mussels? |
Illuminoius 08/14/22 6:23:27 PM #2 | why do people here capitalize the names of animals, foods, and flavors like that i legitimately thought you were talking about some band or something |
Topic | The fear of blood tends to create a fear for the flesh |
Illuminoius 08/13/22 2:09:36 AM #4 | real meaty meat |
Topic | Are there any negative consequences for romancing multiple girls simultaneously |
Illuminoius 08/12/22 2:35:46 PM #4 | a really lame moment in the ending |
Topic | German words in english |
Illuminoius 08/10/22 6:09:26 AM #5 | english has germanic roots and, like many languages, has a fuckton of borrowed or artifact words |
Topic | Anyone watching the new Beavis and Butthead? (Spoilers) |
Illuminoius 08/10/22 1:00:36 AM #49 | hyperpowder posted... I couldnt get over buttheads voice tbh. It sounds off to methat's kinda what happens as you get older the earlier revival series had the same thing with the voices sounding off |
Topic | Crazy how Spongebob BFBB is STILL one of the greatest 3D platformers ever made |
Illuminoius 08/08/22 6:29:56 PM #10 | what in the ost was good? all i can remember from my minimal experience is that dreadful jellyfish fields music |
Topic | FighterZ getting rollback netcode on PS5/Series X versions |
Illuminoius 08/07/22 7:27:29 AM #5 | Sajo posted... As a complete fighting game amateur, what does "rollback" mean in this context?it's an alternative way of handling netcode, where the game basically takes the inputs of both players, tries to predict an outcome, and (if there's some sort of error) will go back to a previous state it removes input lag but has its own problems |
Topic | $15,000,000, but your death will be a pitbull attack. |
Illuminoius 08/05/22 7:52:39 AM #3 | it's like you don't even try to make the money undesirable |
Topic | Mario Kart DLC Wave 2 - August 4th |
Illuminoius 08/02/22 5:21:14 AM #54 | nobody ever liked waluigi pinball for the pinball design, the track barely takes place on the table itself and is just a simple winding road down the chutes it's just a meme because of the music, waluigi, and the fact that this of all things is the hyperspecific track theme they tied to waluigi |
Topic | What is the most overrated game of all time? |
Illuminoius 07/23/22 7:09:50 AM #100 | pokemon is an amazing concept (going out in the woods catching bugs, except it's fantasy creatures) done in the most boring fucking way possible it's the biggest waste of potential ever |
Topic | why are physical altercations (fighting) considered ratchet and ghetto? |
Illuminoius 07/22/22 5:33:41 PM #7 | i cringe incredibly hard when i see "ghetto" used to describe stuff it's used so casually-racistly, and it's really gross how sometimes my dad would straight-up use the n-word in its place |
Topic | What did you have more more fun with, Chao Garden or Animal Crossing? |
Illuminoius 07/20/22 10:52:51 PM #15 | chao garden was cute but had absolutely nothing interesting to do in it and it took way too long to get anywhere without abusing glitches to reuse animals |
Topic | What's the internet's fascination with japanese women |
Illuminoius 07/18/22 9:09:37 PM #6 | ElGatoBravo posted... It's the ultimate incel fantasy. |
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