Lurker > JimCarrysToe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9FRxokO2so

Knife monopoly is simple, and it makes sense since you are likely to get stabbed in the back in business anyway. You play regular monopoly, but every time you buy a house you balance a steak knife on the edge of a shelf that is suspended above you. When someone lands on that property, prior to paying you, they get the option to jump up and down on the ground to possibly shake a knife loose. They have to pay double rent for this option. If you get stabbed in the back by a knife, then you lose that property and the houses on that set of properties are cleared from the board. The knives associated with those properties are also removed from the shelf. If you put a hotel down, then you have to balance a large kitchen knife on the business shelf. If you get stabbed by that knife, you lose a single hotel. If you die from that knife, then you lose 2 hotels.

Mothersday can go fuck itself.

MARK POSTED ANOTHER SCAM VIDEO! Fuck yea love these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsLJZyih3Ac

MabusIncarnate posted...

Hi Jim

Hey billy

Ah fuck, its ron. Nvm.

FigureOfSpeech posted...

Speaking of space farts...

Imagine farting on a low gravity body in space and being launched into the air and you're laughing like crazy like "OH MAN I JUST FART LAUNCHED MYSELF UP LIKE A FEW DOZEN FEET! "

But then you just keep going up. Higher and higher, you don't peak and fall back slowly. You just keep ascending. You start flailing but it quickly becomes apparent that you won't be changing your trajectory. You aren't latched onto anything. You're free floating.

Hours later... whatever physical body or structure you initially fart while standing on is far in the distance and you continue to move further away. The realization sets in. You are drifting off into the dead of space and there is nothing you can do about it. You will die. Starvation? Dehydration? No. You'll run out of oxygen before you have either of those issues. Your mind, heart and soul are filled with regret.

But then a loud and rowdy alien spaceship floats by and picks you up. Apparently this type of shit happens all the time like everywhere in the universe and there is an entire galaxy dedicated to picking up stray fart-floaters across all of space. You pay a small fee and everything is fine.

In the speculative evolution book all tomorrows theres a future race of godlike humans that live inside hollow asteroids and move around via advanced farting. Pretty neat.

Heres what bloodborne bosses sound like drinking soup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_vBn07IUlk

Thanks guys! Im dumb, but at least im cautious. Blocked the number.

chrono625 posted...

Of course its a scam

Can you tell me how you know its a scam plz? @chrono625 @UnholyMudcrab

I just got a text saying

USPS(in a dif font and bold if that means anything)
(Parcel Annulment)
Re-schedule:htittys://bit.ly/blablablanotareallink

I dont really know how to read the link checker i found but shows a screenshot of the site with a tracking number and a thing saying to re schedule delivery by filling out a form. Anyone know if it seems legit? I know nothing about usps and i dont wanna ask my mom yet if she ordered something cuz she'll wanna click the link and see what its about and possibly get herself fucked. Idk why she would use my number tho, but its not super unlikely.

Smackems posted...

Damn ice cream machines BETTER NOT BE BROKE

I heard somewhere the company that makes the machines sued mcds cuz their icecream machines got a bad rap lol

I just got a text saying

USPS(in a dif font)
(Parcel Annulment)
Re-schedule:htittys://bit.ly/blablablanotareallink

And the link checker shows a screenshot of the site with a tracking number and a thing saying to re schedule delivery by filling out a form. Anyone know if it seems legit? I know nothing about usps and i dont wanna ask my mom yet if she ordered something cuz she'll wanna click the link and see what its about and possibly get herself fucked. Idk why she would use my number tho, but its not super unlikely.

"The game isnt a bad influence on children, they learn to take care of their bimbos" rofl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob2dkHYdZc0

Yeet

Well actually we dont have much time to think do we?

ITS THE EEEEND OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT

Smackems posted...

We need a different sig soon...

Whatcha thinkin?

Come back soon johnny! A break sounds like a good idea, hope it goes well. Hope everything else gets better soon too.

Smackems posted...

@JimCarrysToe help curiosity doesn't look right why isn't there a u

Oh shit, curiosity does look weird

Lol fuckin johnny at it again?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwT8MQ-SmeA

Smackems posted...

AND DIDNT REPLY TO ANY OF THEM smh

Topic was closed by the time i got there :(

Anyway apparently tomato soup cake tastes like chocolate.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWyDYL5U1gU

Goodness i have four notifications, gamefaqs wild today lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LCzPjbasR0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHTKi1EiwPU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NcbNWi77B0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juWhzSGhAnI

I gotta bucket

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Krv3fMogsTc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82-mX-FxaUY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agpYxpLKJDY

I hate easter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb9MIBQQWBs

Smackems posted...

@JimCarrysToe would you like to discord with us fine folk

Nah, dont have an account. Also check your butt for worms.

Infinity mirrors are kinda lame to me but this is so fuckin cool i want one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR80TuOCoic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyu5BVfYRys

They figured out the moving rocks! Fuck yea thats been botherin me wondering how tf they were moving

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFFhD5HeByM

a-c-a-b posted...

What kinda cereal?

Honey bunches of oats

Just got myself a bowl of cereal with a hand full of sugar and didnt know we were out of milk :/ guess im eating dry sandy cereal

Lol ppl shit on others for texting eachother here? Fuckin friendless losers.

I might make another dc account eventually.

CanuckCowboy posted...

Well fuck that's not good.

Give the meds back @JimCarrysToe !

Seriously though hope you find em soon.

Aight, ill just poop them right out for ya, sorry bout that.

Oh for fucks sake, got the spam text again and the other ppl in the list are texting back to stop, good fuckin luck. Idk which of those numbers is the one thats sending this crap but i went with the first and last in the list and blocked them.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

@JimCarrysToe I think I just got that scam text you did. The link was something like burngeezers.com somethin or other and there was 20 other phone numbers in it. Yours wasn't one of em.

BTW don't try to go to that site anyone because it's probably riddled with malware.

Nah mine had something about an umbrella in the url.

How much would you pay for a toe necklace made from harpies pinky toe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmxJDxdVaY8

Got some multi recipient mass text about my bill being paid for march and a shady link "gift". The shady link checker shows a google page in german, tf? I dont speak german, speak american!

Our toilets been workin fine, idk why theyre here, was it the fat fuckin shit i took last week? Is it my mom who flushes a fuck ton of tp at a time? I swear if the bathroom gets flooded with a years worth of pubes ive been flushing im gonna be pissed. They better clean that up.

I am very unhappy

UUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH THEYRE BAAAAACK

I wanna die

UUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH i had to interact with someone today. Someone knocked on the door about flooding in another apartment or something. I made my mom answer the door but she had me get the offices or somethings number from him. Whole wee ruined.

Week. Week ruined.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxSUsn8H2zs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9j1VQPSvtY

Smackems posted...

@JimCarrysToe starve doesn't look right help me

Starve looks perfeftly fine to me. Eat a turd