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Topic"The RIGHT to bare arms SHALL NOT be INFRINGED!!!"
Materus
06/10/22 2:29:55 PM
#47
I do want to point out that the founding fathers were okay with people owning and operating their own battleships and cannons, the fact that I cannot have my own Nimitz class nuclear super carrier is literally 1984.

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TopicFort Worth preacher calls for the death of every homosexual person.
Materus
06/09/22 11:56:27 AM
#56
American protestants will be the death of Christianity I swear.


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TopicAmber vs. Johnny Depp Verdict today! megathread
Materus
06/01/22 3:22:25 PM
#231
Lmao get dunked on

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TopicUkrainian soldier uses dead Russian soldier's phone to taunt his girlfriend
Materus
05/16/22 4:59:22 PM
#50
Extremely based, fuck Russia.

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TopicLocked out of room that I'm renting.
Materus
04/22/22 1:51:47 AM
#8
Most states define occupancy as someone whos lived there for at least 30 days, even if you didnt have an agreement you can get a police or sherrif escort to get your shit back. And even if you've been there like 2 hours its your property and you can have the police get it back. And dont be stupid, press charges.

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TopicGilbert Gottfried died
Materus
04/12/22 3:35:10 PM
#19
RIP to a legend

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TopicWhat is your definition of "Boomer"?
Materus
04/08/22 7:00:19 PM
#4
Baby boomer is a generation of people born after WWII until around the 60s. Boomer is a state of mind that in my opinion is someone who absolutely loves getting fucked over by everything and gets mad when other people dont.


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TopicIs the myth that the Russian army is powerful and something to be feared gone?
Materus
04/05/22 11:27:34 PM
#35
The pentagon downgraded them as a threat lmao

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TopicBiden says lets increase defense spending by 31 BILLION.
Materus
03/29/22 1:42:58 PM
#11
Finally, we have more funds to drone strike brown people. Nature is healing

this is sarcasm mods

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TopicIs CE so unpopular new users don't come here anymore?
Materus
03/28/22 2:45:37 PM
#51
Ive been stuck here for a few years and it basically works like this:

If you are under 3k karma you are an alt
If you are over 3k karma you are a bought account
If you post too much you are an alt
If you lurk and dont really post you are an alt

Im pretty sure everyone on this board is the alt of maybe 5 different users playing an intricate shitposting game.

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TopicThe entire staff of a Florida Hilton walked out. People can't get to their rooms
Materus
03/24/22 4:32:06 PM
#9
ExtremeLuchador posted...
In my state you'd be arrested for leaving your post like this. My friend was a manager at Speedway. The overnight clerk threw a tantrum and walked out. He Left the gas station unmanned. He spent 2 days in jail and had to go to court because of it. I bet those employees will have trouble finding work in the future. Nobody wants to hire someone who quits without notice. You'll also need a job reference besides your mom.

No state does this. What bullshit you live in?


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TopicNarc on Russian Oligarchs, get $5 mil from the Treasury
Materus
03/21/22 2:19:45 PM
#8
I remember reading somehow that a large amount of property in New Jersey and Miami were owned by oligarchs through like 3 layers of separation. Wonder if something like that would work.

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TopicJK Rowling is still horrible, but you'll still buy Hogwarts Legacy
Materus
03/18/22 2:23:47 PM
#86
Id wait for reviews. A lot of games are half finished these days so I feel like saying Id absolutely buy it is dumb.

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TopicUkraine wasn't a thing until 1989
Materus
03/18/22 12:11:00 PM
#35
Its been a thing since around the 900s~

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Topicwhy are hunters so insecure?
Materus
03/17/22 5:28:57 PM
#12
Almost all hunters I know do it for food. Its cheaper than buying

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Topic"Why doesn't Zelensky wear a suit?"
Materus
03/16/22 9:14:28 PM
#22
Id only address congress in a clown outfit.

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TopicGive me one good reason why Elden Ring doesn't have an easy mode
Materus
03/16/22 7:47:35 PM
#17
The games difficulty is part of its brand imagine.

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Topic$10,000, but you must sit through the entire Sharknado series.
Materus
03/16/22 2:03:44 PM
#3
Ive already done that ez money.

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TopicTexas set to execute woman next month who might be innocent
Materus
03/14/22 4:53:07 PM
#8
Her confession being coerced should be enough to have the whole thing thrown out.

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TopicTrump SHOOTS HARD on... Windmills?
Materus
03/11/22 6:09:46 PM
#24
nfearurspecimn posted...
you mean that hasnt happened already with antivaxxers and Q anoners and P Trump?


They still pump out bangers pretty consistently but god damn it has to be hard to be a satire writer.

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TopicTrump SHOOTS HARD on... Windmills?
Materus
03/11/22 6:04:35 PM
#18
Hes gonna run the Onion out of business.

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TopicBruh gas is $5
Materus
03/06/22 4:27:39 PM
#44
Drove through town earlier and most of the stations were around $4.50~ or so (Oregon). Its some straight bullshit cause the town layout is fucking awful and walking anywhere takes like a god damn hour. Yes Im mad.

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TopicUS Senior Senator Lidnsey Graham calls for Putin's ASSASSINATION on Twitter
Materus
03/03/22 10:31:48 PM
#14
Lindsey Graham is a bitch but this is surprisingly based of him.

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TopicRussia invited countries to "anti-fascist conference"
Materus
03/01/22 4:32:31 PM
#16
So its a clown conference?

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TopicJoker will make his appearance on BATWOMAN as the first BLACK JOKER is upon us!!
Materus
02/24/22 11:04:44 PM
#18
As long as they keep the clown makeup the race of the Joker doesnt really matter.

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TopicCan someone quickly & concisely answer a few questions about Russia?
Materus
02/24/22 3:57:24 PM
#6
  1. Authoritarian dictatorship propped up by a group of billionaires referred to as oligarchs
  2. Kind of like most societies now a days, the people are more or less like you and I
  3. Putins dick grows 3 inches and the Russian economy gets to collapse poggers

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TopicRussia is invading Moldova too...
Materus
02/24/22 12:17:35 AM
#3
Central Asia and the Baltic states are potential targets.

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TopicKen Paxton (Curly) declares child sex-change procedures 'Abuse'
Materus
02/21/22 9:14:33 PM
#4
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TopicTeam China edges out US in Olympics medal table
Materus
02/20/22 2:47:49 PM
#21
Doesnt mean much when china cheated at every event tbh. Makes it even sadder that they were still too dogshit to finish first even when they were manipulating the outcomes of events.

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TopicPope says Putin do not do it, he would stop?
Materus
02/19/22 1:35:20 AM
#6
If the Patriarch of Moscow asked him not to theres like a 1% chance he would listen. But thats about the only religious leader hed even bother to listen to.

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TopicAmazon suspends Black Lives Matter from its charity platform
Materus
02/17/22 6:18:34 PM
#6
Didnt the money go to buy one of their founders a mansion in LA?

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TopicAnimated "realistic" biblical angels
Materus
02/11/22 2:43:28 PM
#5
If you guys have an hour to burn this is a good video on biblically accurate angels: https://youtu.be/9i3QPva-tdw

The tl;dw is that there are 9 types of angels, with the 3 acid trip looking ones staying completely in heaven and have only interacted with specific prophets, all which basically shit their pants upon seeing them. The rest look like dudes with wings.

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