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What's with the negativity from those few users? Yall never heard of erotica writing prompts?

Kim_Seong-a posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/3/9/AAe6eNAADV8z.jpg

there's something...delicious about this

Apology seems aggressive imo. "Come over here and let's talk". Like he's still prioritizing this tough guy attitude over what he did and doesn't truly think it's a big deal.

What I think Will's mind was going through up til slap:

-->Ima go on stage and Chris will flinch cuz I'm way bigger than him
-->Oh fuck he's not flinching. What do I do?! I can't back down now
-->Okokok Improv slap Chris he'll react in a way to make it safe
-->....shit. Welp let me walk away and smile to play it off as a joke.
-->(sees everyone is horrified)
-->Wait I'm an actor! I still got the emotional card! Let me get visibly upset

No Will lol you're still the ahole in this. Nothing to talk about.

BlueTigerLion posted...

Kinda sad he can assault someone on camera and not get arrested for it.

No one tried. Because that's Chris being the bigger man

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Not the one you're making but this is actually a good point.

Some will choose not to live longer and go for a "normal" life.

mustachedmystic posted...

Imagine going to the mall, and being surrounded by hot GGILFs that want to polish your knob.

GGILF's

They seduce you while educating you why policies under William Taft were actually better than today's

NeonOctopus posted...

Whip it out and let chicks flock to me.

Also it would be pretty sweet to have a hot wife and have her stay in her same hot 20s body while I get older

not only that, she would know so much more than you having lived longer. Some spouses cannot handle that haha

On second thought people probably would STILL find a way to discriminate against "older" people somehow

it only worked on cis females and it comes from fresh cis male juices. Consuming it and/or applying copious amounts of it on skin slows down a person's aging i.e. it doesn't completely stop it.

Apologies to androphiles and whoever else left out. Couldn't reign it in today

How would the world be different? Do you think getting personal harems would be easier? Would women completely dominate the workforce?

cis males and cis females. Consuming it and/or applying copious amounts of it on skin reduces aging for the whole person but doesn't completely stop aging.

Apologies to androphiles and whoever else left out. Couldn't reign it in today.

What say you?

One with an actor who is summoned by an academy of powerful and beautiful women who then tease the actor by dangling a coveted oscar statue in between her toes then they all make him get on ground to beg for it, footplay corcering him into making a fool out of himself as a trade. He later cries on stage as the other hard hard won ocsar winners and long time non winners from the audience relate with him and understood he sold himself for that gold statue

Anything like that?

The irony of all this is that Will's actions went against the very thing Jada, among others, were fighting for at the Oscars. Not only did he overrreact, he possibly got on the wife's bad side. He comes off as someone who doesn't know how to be a man for his girl

CaptainStrong posted...

He's teaching at a traffic school in Texas now.

with an oscar in the teacher's desk

Llaeto7 posted...

I wouldn't trust anyone who didn't at least consider it could be fake.

agreed. The influence the academy has is immense. Enough to wonder if Will And Chris even knew they were pawns lol. But atm I don't think it was fake.

No music?

Lucky him. Wouldn't have won it later

Blue_Inigo posted...

Or just Will's career

this aged well lmao

zado19 posted...

But was it a roast?

were the other bajillion jokes made that night roasts?

samurai bandit posted...

Is there any video before Will starts walking to Chris? Like he was laughing before so WTF happened between that and when Will was on stage.

Will: *laughs* Oh whoops have to defend my girl

AceMos posted...

ok thats fucked up

lol no. That was joke was tame. Will overreacted. Her condition is not some terminal illness

CruelBuffalo posted...

https://twitter.com/davidmackau/status/150827057590268723

thanks. Will was even laughing at the joke so it looked silly for him to react like that

Scorsese2002 posted...

Damn WTF did Chris Rock say?!?!

told her he can't wait for G.I. Jane 2

Cowards cut off the sound!!

GawainIndoril posted...

Its certainly masturbatory, but I have a soft spot in my heart for film and the celebration of it as an artform

speaking of which, who is the red head woman in the pearl dress?