Lurker > MrKapowski

If an account named ForTheGlory is shitposting ITT, it's buttsage

You can tell by his Penn State shilling sig. And because he's shitposting.

doesntcare posted...

I would thoroughly enjoy an updated take on Colony Wars

Do you know about Chorvs?

What makes you qualified to answer any questions about lions?

Come home from the gym, one of my neighbors is casually standing at the end of my driveway while his 2 little dogs shit in my yard.

I ask him, "Are you gonna pick that shit up?"

He says "I always do"

I ask "then why do I constantly find piles of little dog shit in my yard?"

He says "I'm not the only one with dogs around"

I say "people letting their dogs run wild is a whole extra level of stupidity, but that's not really relevant because you're the only one that walks past twice a day with 2 little dogs...that leave little piles of shit. I don't find medium or large sized piles of shit."

Then I roll my window up and park.



This is at least the 4th time I've said something to him. He just doesn't care. I'm tempted to walk my dog down to his yard whenever she needs to drop a deuce and hit him with the same bullshit he gives me.

Hard boiled eggs

I go to a private gym, when there's no one else there.

Nobody approaches me.

I love it.

trappedunderice posted...

You can craft the 3 piece sages set from the blacksmith for your follower that increases the amount of db that drops. On torment 16 8 dbs drop from rare mobs.

Nice tip, it's definitely worth

https://gamerdvr.com/gamer/mrkapowski/video/164705429

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Cool

Too bad it's the truth

You know who can't legally own guns? Criminals. You know who overwhelmingly uses guns to commit crimes? Criminals.

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Considering that we can't depend on the police or the government to protect us, that's a really good way to ensure only criminals have guns.

No thanks.

Finally got Manald Heal

Took until paragon 216, which is the longest I can remember

Shits about to get real

RashodBateman posted...

Play the game and you will see for yourself.

That's not a source

RashodBateman posted...

OSRS = Old School (2007) RuneScape

No game in history is better than OSRS.

Not even Mario.

Source?

RashodBateman posted...

Here you are, browsing CE.

Dont you FUCKING realize??

YOU could be playing RUNESCAPE.

RIGHT.

FUCKING.

NOW!

I could be

But I'm not gonna

MrMallard posted...

The short answer is that Runescape is a free-to-play MMORPG with a point-and-click control scheme. It has quests you can complete, but they're not really necessary unless you begin paying for a membership.

The backbone of the game is the selection of skills you can train. Being a point-and-click game, you can probably intuit that you can fight a goblin or a big rat by clicking on them. But there's also mining - clicking on a rock and waiting for your character to mine ore from it - smithing - clicking on an anvil with a smelted metal bar and making something like a helmet or a sword with it - or woodcutting - clicking on a tree with an axe in your inventory and waiting until you cut the tree down.

One reason why it's so popular is because of how robust that skilling system felt back in 2001 for a game you could play for free. A lot of people grew up playing this janky point-and-click RPG, including me. But I think the actual spark that makes the game work so well is that downtime between you intitiating an action and the RNG granting you the result you wanted.

For example, at level 1 woodcutting, you could stand at a tree for a minute and a half before you get some logs from it. At level 5 woodcutting, you're going to cut trees down faster. Then at level 10, you'll be able to equip an iron axe and you can chop down oak trees which are a bit tougher than before. You can do this while watching a show, or you could listen to the in-game music and ambience, or you could just be listening to music. Same thing with fishing - cast a line, chat with other players in the world chat, cook your fish around the campfire and go fishing again. It's a game with a lot of downtime, and it's a relaxing routine.

And what seals it for me is how open-ended the skills are. Even without paying for a membership, you can smith entire sets of armour and make your own in-game weapons with the six default metals in the game. There's no in-game resource shop, you don't need a checklist of three bars, two spikes and a leather trim to make a platebody. This isn't Monster Hunter where you have to grind limited drops for good gear. You can go up to a rock in a mine, get some ore, turn that ore into metal bars and make yourself an entire set of armor and weapons. But before you do that? You have to level your smithing so that you can make a helmet, then a shield, then platelegs, and then a platebody.

It's immensely satisfying to be able to get raw materials that you always have access to in a set location in the game world to create armour pieces and weapons. And to go from making bronze armour to iron armour to steel armour, all the way up to fantasy metals like Mithril and Runite? The feeling of progression is unmatched.

And every skill has that same evolving level of mastery. You can catch bigger fish that restore more HP when you cook and eat them. You can chop down the tallest trees in the game. If you pay for a membership, you can just outright steal gems and precious metals from merchant stalls.

Runescape is a game about downtime, personal choice and progress. One day you're having a chat with some random players while you catch a fish. A year later, you're fishing for lobster on a tropical island so you can finally use a harpoon to start catching swordfish. That freedom to train whatever skillmyou want, and the feeling of achievement once you can start producing those high-level items? Unmatched in any game I've ever played.

That all sounds like a huge waste of time

yemmy posted...

Warning: do not carry your gun like millions of cops, military and every other professional glock toter in the world.

Warning: you're arguing with a career shitposter that shouldn't even be legally allowed to own a gun.

RashodBateman posted...

The only thing more important than my right to own a gun is the #1 right of being able to say whatever the fuck I want to say.

By all means, please do that

MrKapowski posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/2/1/AASSvUAADppd.jpg

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/2/2/AASSvUAADppe.jpg

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You can buy a dongle on Amazon for like $10

RashodBateman posted...

Next time I see the store owner Im gonna tell him to waive all taxes and Ill walk out the door with it.

Is this something you learned from Andrew Tate

Bio1590 posted...

Buttsage topic?

Yep

He's exploring a new line of trolling

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/3/9/AASSvUAADe6P.jpg

I always do Warlock

I always end up with that Lightning Hydra build

I always have fun

RashodBateman posted...

*Repeatedly smashes coffee table with sledgehammer*

Is this something you picked up from Andrew Tate?

TC is buttsage btw

It's hilarious how they're adding a grapple too

Like, they saw 343 do it and said "that's not a grapple, THIS is a grapple" and it's better in every possible way

AlCalavicci posted...

So should I start making the same moves Pelosi makes? That's not a crime is it?

It will be for you

divot1338 posted...

It helps to make the trade after the policy has been made public as was done here.

What?

Tweet says she sold July 27

Nvidia was told to restrict sales August 26

https://youtu.be/SfgUtVDdn0Q

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SaltRiverFloat posted...

He was at 47,000 feet in a Gulfstream 650.

That's not that high.

U2's and SR71's are about double that iirc

And most, if not all, military jets can go higher than 47k.

And pretty sure the Russians regularly fly an interceptor to the edge of space.

malaise
/mlz/
noun

1. a general feeling of discomfort, illness, or uneasiness whose exact cause is difficult to identify.
2. "a general air of malaise"

That's how they hook you

It's really neat tho, I don't feel like I'm just wasting time watching this stuff

https://youtu.be/z8k2upr9vCE

Dang, the ass one got deleted

I guess I'll post my wise advice itt

don't eat where you shit

Heartomaton posted...

That's you in the picture, innit?

Lol nah

Heartomaton posted...

This the one?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/8/7/AAcI8BAADm-n.jpg

Yep

The picture that goes with this is hilarious

How long did the woman who showed her stream her asshole and vagina get suspended for?

I had a Flip 3 and was whelmed, gave it to my kiddo who loves it

Now I have an S22 Ultra and it's the bees knees

My only complaint is that it's a tad big, which causes the base of my thumb to sometimes hit the keypad when I type. Super annoying.

FunkyCat posted...

MFBK = MarkFaceBooK

tagging appropriately