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TopicElon Musk's new Cyber Truck looks like an N64 asset
Neoconkers
09/29/22 3:01:20 PM
#57
does he need more venture capital or something? this isn't ever coming out lol, it's the half-life 3 of cars. just leak a little more detail and footage whenever you need some coverage and hype and investment dolla

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TopicYouTube show Try Guys has removed Ned from the team after he cheated on his wife
Neoconkers
09/27/22 4:15:42 PM
#23
https://twitter.com/travelkitty3/status/1574836190817259542

lol

tho really, I was thinking this was harsh until I read that it was a subordinate he was cheating with, 100% "fair, next" on this one

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TopicGTA 6 hacker arrested in London
Neoconkers
09/23/22 2:28:37 PM
#77
always amuses me when people are like "how could a teenager hack into a company and do this much damage!!!"

the answer is anyone can, teenagers are the only ones dumb enough to feel invincible enough to actually do it.

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TopicWas skeptical at first, but Hot D has me pumped for future Game of Thrones shows
Neoconkers
09/22/22 5:11:09 PM
#3
sometimes you just need to get pumped by hot D

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TopicWhy is the GTA6 leaker going crazy on twitter? >_>
Neoconkers
09/18/22 8:12:07 PM
#68
seen many like this guy, very talented but almost without fail they suck at opsec. there'll be a van coming for him before long

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TopicWhy does 50% of porn have to be incest these days?
Neoconkers
09/17/22 7:24:08 PM
#17
because there was just enough interest in the taboo to get a video or two on front pages. and the majority of porn consumers aren't paying attention to the plot, they just click the first vid on the front page that has a pair of tits they like. which algorithms take as "wow, these step-X videos are really popular!", so they prioritise it. as it's prioritised by the algorithms, the people making porn start making more videos with step-something in them so that they can ride the trend, even though the majority of people don't actually like the taboo, it's just something they learn to deal with. and with more videos made, the more end up on the front page, which means the more people click them and make them seem popular

it's a pretty interesting example of an advertising feedback loop, actually

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TopicNeonOctopus is BANNED
Neoconkers
09/13/22 5:57:01 PM
#275
were the asses he was talking about belonging to his patients again

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TopicNEWS: World should prepare for the collapse of Russia, warns former US general
Neoconkers
09/12/22 7:44:21 PM
#54
Also, due to the nature of corruption hollowing out the russian army's resources being covert, just how ill-prepared they were for the invasion in the first place (which as far as invasions go seemed to hit the people involved out of left field) was very easy to underestimate

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TopicWhat the hell youtube why are you recommending centipedes
Neoconkers
09/10/22 8:23:47 AM
#2
they're just wiggly guys

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Topicwho sits around waiting for a famous person to die so they can quickly change th
Neoconkers
09/08/22 3:52:56 PM
#10
groups who really support what wikipedia is/stands for probably have scripts they can just point at any deceased person's page and it changes the tenses

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TopicHas any relative of yours ever made it to the ripe old age of 96?
Neoconkers
09/08/22 3:15:08 PM
#20
nah, my dad's dad was oldest at 93. had a neighbour who was driving up to 94 and died at 97 though.

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Topici've never seen an attractive transphobe
Neoconkers
09/04/22 11:16:13 AM
#12
hate ages you

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TopicKiwi Farms Is Gone For Good
Neoconkers
09/03/22 8:22:19 PM
#19
Oubliettes posted...
i doubt itll take more than a week for them to find a cloudflare alternative. i think it took them like two days to come back after getting kicked from dreamhost or whatever. pretty sure the other sites they dropped (daily stormer and 8chan) still exist too, i aint brave enough to check tho
the alternatives who would put up with their shit are tiny in comparison, the stormer has had to retreat to Tor, 8chan is hanging off the side of whichever dodgy ISP they can find this week, and is frequently offline. The alternatives are not good for business, Cloudflare was really the main thing propping all these sites up.

It's why the "they'll just move elsewhere" or "they'll just go deeper underground" is a dumb argument. These places were easily accessible places where people could further radicalise each other and coordinate. Without their little playpen, these toxic fucks are disparate, spread thin across private whatsapp groups, etc, and aren't going to have a steady stream of new members to loop in. Any harassment being coordinated is limited to whichever group of friends split off into that group, there's no easy way for them to do this en masse without a public forum

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TopicUK: stops importing energy from Russia > families energy bills up 80%
Neoconkers
08/24/22 4:55:37 PM
#3
I think the money we're giving to ukraine is the least of the worries when it comes to the upcoming recession.

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TopicWhat is the furthest North you have been?
Neoconkers
08/20/22 10:43:34 PM
#85
Brora, Scotland. So 58.something latitude

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TopicFlorida has combat veteran as armed guard at school
Neoconkers
08/19/22 3:49:27 PM
#2
yea give guys with PTSD guns and stick them in rooms full of kids after teaching them all the exits

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TopicWell it finally happened
Neoconkers
08/17/22 7:00:49 PM
#12
in the throes of my first case too, tested positive yesterday but was ill on monday. I kept my smell and taste, but fevery, coughy and sneezy. and my gut is rebelling

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TopicHow many holes does a straw have?
Neoconkers
08/13/22 9:58:28 PM
#9
if it takes two men an hour to dig a hole, how long would it take one man to dig half a hole

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TopicLearning how to hack has been surprisingly easy
Neoconkers
08/09/22 8:06:03 PM
#20
also a guy I know named Cooper is a class act, goes around a lot of the technical conferences with a collection of recording rigs, will video the talks for free under the condition the videos go online for free, including one of my talks. there's enough variety in there that SOMETHING should tickle your fancy

https://administraitor.video/

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TopicLearning how to hack has been surprisingly easy
Neoconkers
08/09/22 8:03:58 PM
#19
darknet diaries is a good podcast, can vouch for that one. I don't really have the time for podcasts these days anymore though, shame

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TopicLearning how to hack has been surprisingly easy
Neoconkers
08/09/22 7:56:35 PM
#17
I will point out that there's very much a difference between hacking in a bootcamp and hacking in an actual infrastructure. a decade of steady evo/devolution in an active directory, software debt, generations of sysadmins, etc, leave you with not so lovingly a crafted environment

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TopicLearning how to hack has been surprisingly easy
Neoconkers
08/09/22 7:54:22 PM
#15
I still think any pentesting involving phishing is a waste of time. just give them a fuckin user account and save the hours in your scope, one of your users is going to click the link eventually. then you can scope a pentest for "anything other than phishing" if you really care about testing your perimeter security.

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TopicFacebook gave Nebraska cops access to teen's DMs so they could prosecute her...
Neoconkers
08/09/22 7:50:11 PM
#33
"land of the free"

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TopicRIP Olivia Newton John
Neoconkers
08/08/22 4:02:38 PM
#12
RIP, did a lot for cancer support in her life, glad she at least made it an extra 20 years to do that good work.

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TopicWhat do you think about uncut weiners?
Neoconkers
08/07/22 5:11:53 PM
#64
bobbaaay posted...
People who are born with cleft palates usually undergo surgeries and it's mostly cosmetic.
I mean I'm not up for yet another US-centric foreskin debate but just wanting to point out that this isn't true, cleft palates have notable impacts on speech and nasal passage issues. they cause p significant issues for those in developing countries who grew up with them untreated

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TopicWhy do people pan fry bacon instead of oven baking
Neoconkers
08/07/22 4:15:51 PM
#46
ITT: people who think the hob only has two settings: off and MAX HEAT

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TopicAs a European, I don't get why you Americans are so obsessed with ''heritage''
Neoconkers
08/01/22 3:02:36 PM
#8
"you know, I'm 1/32nd scottish you know. I've got my clan tartan"

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TopicPete and Repete were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left?
Neoconkers
07/20/22 4:03:03 AM
#45
repete is a planet and the boat is a room outside

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TopicThe "shit our nieces and nephews have done" topic
Neoconkers
07/19/22 8:13:57 PM
#26
my two-year old niece has learned to use the washing machine, so when she peed herself she went downstairs, put the pants in the machine and switched it on. cute and responsible, but not exactly good for the energy bills

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TopicHelp me not stress about this romantic situation
Neoconkers
07/17/22 8:31:36 AM
#26
Don't overthink a cancellation, everyone gets tired sometimes. If it happens more often, yeah then it's a problem

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TopicSunak and Javid resign within ten minutes of each other
Neoconkers
07/17/22 8:20:00 AM
#312
TomClark posted...
Literally, haha.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/8/0/AAABqgAADdPE.jpg
she's so fucking empty. you see it the second she's not on script, needing help to exit rooms, nothing but vacuous soundbites that don't relate to the questions she's asked. Not that she's good with scripts either, frankly it's a damning inditement that her career survived "pork markets!"

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TopicSunak and Javid resign within ten minutes of each other
Neoconkers
07/06/22 1:25:16 PM
#106
https://twitter.com/RoryStewartUK/status/1544594449149427715

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TopicSunak and Javid resign within ten minutes of each other
Neoconkers
07/05/22 3:08:03 PM
#12
always fun to see which ministers scramble to publicly defend him, the ones who KNOW they don't have a chance of getting given a position under anyone else as PM

anyone that replaces Boris is in deep shit anyway, they won't have a decades-crafted "caddish rogue" character to keep them afloat during scandal. and there will be a LOT of scandal to unpick over the months after

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Topicthe Johto rival gets such undeserved flame
Neoconkers
07/01/22 7:49:53 PM
#6
Wally isn't even the worst rival in that game, your first rival doesn't even fully evolve their starter

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TopicITT: The worst game of an entire franchise.
Neoconkers
07/01/22 7:12:33 PM
#113
Phantom Hourglass

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TopicPride Edinburgh us sponsored by Exxon
Neoconkers
06/21/22 3:22:22 PM
#2
lol it's an event in edinburgh, of course it's cut-throatedly corporate and very heavily influenced by whoever slips the biggest cheque under the right doormat. At least they won't be requiring people to have passes to enter their own homes this time

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TopicChappelle Decides Against Having Name Attached to School Theater After Backlash
Neoconkers
06/21/22 2:44:14 PM
#122
Nu_Jersey_Devil posted...
Bro the amount of times people ask me if it's okay to use the "N" word around me is hilarious, they look to me first people they say looking for that nod or shrug.
look all I'm saying is for a guy who says he had an awakening about social responsibility after seeing the way a lot of white people were laughing at his jokes about black stereotypes, he seems to have quickly forgotten it as soon as the jokes being lauded weren't aimed at himself

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TopicChappelle Decides Against Having Name Attached to School Theater After Backlash
Neoconkers
06/21/22 2:36:53 PM
#116
the comedian best known for the sentence "I'm not racist, I like Dave Chappelle!", starring that co-worker who keeps using the word thug in an uncomfortably racial way

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TopicHoly crap, I think Zyrtec is worse then allergies.
Neoconkers
06/18/22 5:31:03 PM
#31
cetirizine hydrochloride stuff's common round here, I've felt no reaction to it

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TopicLol! Crypto is crashing again.
Neoconkers
06/13/22 2:58:44 PM
#18
DepreceV2 posted...
So is everything else. I dont see how singling out Crypto like its only that makes sense
because the ponzis can't take it because they don't actually have anything backing them, things that aren't ponzis have the ability to bounce back

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Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
Topicwe're just gonna let some guy spend 4.5 billion dollars on a football team
Neoconkers
06/06/22 8:03:17 PM
#6
got to launder your money somehow

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Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicSuper Mario Advance is an enhanced port of an enhance port of an enhanced port
Neoconkers
06/03/22 9:56:46 AM
#19
never had 1, but I had 2 and 3 and they were great ports/remasters.

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicElon Musk is glad for recession, claims people don't work hard
Neoconkers
05/30/22 1:17:20 PM
#56
WingsOfGood posted...
It has been raining money on fools for too long. Some bankruptcies need to happen
this coming from the guy who is currently "the richest man in the world" based off of hugely overinflated TSLA stocks?

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicA zombie invasion happens, you have one video game weapon with unlimited ammo.
Neoconkers
05/28/22 5:07:56 PM
#59
rc-p90

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicImagine thinking Siegward is a good character
Neoconkers
05/21/22 7:37:21 PM
#59
outside of the number of times DS3 goes "hey remember this part from this other game you loved" rather than establish its own identity, the pacing is ass. Four lords to kill like before, but all the actual development is for Aldritch. They build up only one of the four, have you kill him just over halfway into the game, then it's just "also there's a big guy who ruled this corridor/city. Also remember the final boss from that other game you loved?"

don't get me wrong, there's a lot of good in it and I replay it from time to time, but it over-relies on the good faith people have for DS1 (which let's face it, also fell apart in the last third)

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
TopicElon Musk seems to have hit the bad peyote lately
Neoconkers
05/19/22 8:14:35 PM
#13
Lebronwon posted...
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1526961470562508802

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1526997132858822658
https://twitter.com/johnjcook/status/1527414532334813184

man tries to deflect from sexual misconduct accusations by... coming out as republican? And trying to look like you're predicting a fake attack to get ahead of the story, what's the phrase? "Don't run unless you're being chased"?

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Girls = Time x Money. Time = Money. Girls = Money x Money = Money sq.
Money = sqrt Evil: Girls = sqrt Evil sq. Girls = Evil
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