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TopicWhats the minimum amount for you orally please your non-preferred gender?
Notschmendrake
04/29/22 11:46:44 AM
#57
Sure it's not worded great, but it's not hard to understand unless you're misunderstanding deliberately, or just lack reading comprehension.
TopicWould you rather have love or wealth?
Notschmendrake
04/29/22 11:14:39 AM
#26
Conner4REAL posted...
Why is this an either or?

Most hypotheticals exist to try to answer a question. That's the point. Not much of a choice between the two when you can pick both. If both is an option then everyone picks both.

Were you trying to be deep?
TopicYoutube realllllly wants me to like this Jerma idiot.
Notschmendrake
04/29/22 11:12:55 AM
#3
Jen0125 posted...
Who is jerma

Same.
TopicWould you rather have love or wealth?
Notschmendrake
04/29/22 11:06:42 AM
#24
Ok boomer

Smart move to change the quote so you seemed like less of a dummy, but dummy move to do it right after the actual post so that people could see what you did.

Now go drink a fucking ensure or whatever. The price is right is on soon and the rest of the world wants you distracted so we dont have to pay attention to you.
TopicYoutube realllllly wants me to like this Jerma idiot.
Notschmendrake
04/29/22 11:02:43 AM
#1
He invades my feed every day. Doesnt matter how many times I say "dont recommend this channel" because apparently he has half a billion clip channels and saying no to 1 million of those doesnt mean you said no to the other 499 million.

Is it because I watch smiling friends and psychic pebbles? Why does youtube think that me liking a funny person means I'm a 14 year old boy who wants to watch letsplays?

Is jerma fucking the CEO of google? Is he their son? And what does it take to get youtube to stop trying to shovel this shit into my face?
TopicWould you rather have love or wealth?
Notschmendrake
04/29/22 10:19:35 AM
#21
Lol, boomers giving their opinions on love and life.

Your generation pretty much invented emotional dysfunction, and your opinions on the topic are worth less than a fat man's fart.
TopicWhats the minimum amount for you orally please your non-preferred gender?
Notschmendrake
04/29/22 10:11:09 AM
#55
Zareth posted...
That's a question alright.
Not sure what it's asking, but it's definitely a question.

I understood the question the first time I read it. 0 issues.

How the fuck are so many people struggling with this? Do you just get 4 or 5 words in and decide reading isnt worth the effort?

Let's break it down

"What's the minimum amount"
Ok, so clearly this is going to be a question, and that question revolves around what is the least amount you would take to do something"

"For your to orally please"
Clearly referring performing oral sex on another person

"Your non preferred gender"
Clearly referring to the gender that you do not sexually prefer

So, if we put that altogether, it looks like it is asking

"how much money would it cost for you to give oral sex to someone who is not the gender that you are attracted to"

That was really hard, huh?

Yall are on an internet message board. You should have SOME LEVEL of reading comprehension.
TopicWould you rather have love or wealth?
Notschmendrake
04/29/22 10:09:35 AM
#19
I have both, and only one is irreplaceable.

They print more money every day, but there will only ever be one man I chose, and I will only ever have one daughter.
TopicWhats the minimum amount for you orally please your non-preferred gender?
Notschmendrake
04/28/22 11:15:14 PM
#50
wolfy42 posted...
A bunch of shit


Notschmendrake posted...
I live a pretty hedonistic lifestyle, but that level of debauched materialistic desire is beyond me.

TopicWhats the minimum amount for you orally please your non-preferred gender?
Notschmendrake
04/28/22 10:52:51 PM
#49
LinkPizza posted...
I dont think it would be inauthentic. But it depends on what you buy For example, if were talking about sexual desires, there are sex toys. But those are kind of expensive. But with a trillion, you could buy all the sex toys in the world. And a house to store it Or a sex dungeon. Whatever floats your kink boat With spiritual, I guess you could donate a ton to make sure the church stay in decent shape And maybe even help out some members who are having problems I wouldnt say those were inauthentic

For me, Id love to be able to afford things I could never afford before Seems like it could be a lot of fun. And Id probably need a lot of fun things to do since I most likely wouldnt be working

Toys and church donations. Both of those are things I find pretty inauthentic. My strap on is literally an inauthentic dick, and I am not overly fond of churches for anything beyond ritual usage, and that's honestly pretty cheap.
TopicWhats the minimum amount for you orally please your non-preferred gender?
Notschmendrake
04/28/22 8:36:17 PM
#46
LinkPizza posted...
Things dont need to be unlicked, though. I mean, if you licked it to get the money, then you licked it. No big deal. Its over And it still would feel better to have more money. Never know when a bunch of things might come up. That said, I would also use them money to help my family, and if the amount is huge, my friends Plus, there are some expensive things I want. And with like a trillion, I could basically get whatever I want, and more, whenever I want. And I wouldnt have to worry about the price Which I would probably do, even if I had lot on regular money And I could be content with a lot less. But there are certain things which would just make me happier And as far as I know, I wouldnt think it debases anyone Especially if no one other than you and the persons involved know I guess I just dont consider it debasement

I live a pretty hedonistic lifestyle, but that level of debauched materialistic desire is beyond me. I have security, so I guess my desires are generally more carnal and spiritual in nature. I have no interest in paying for either of those things, no matter how much money is at my disposal. That would be pretty inauthentic, ya know?
TopicWhats the minimum amount for you orally please your non-preferred gender?
Notschmendrake
04/28/22 7:56:39 PM
#40
LinkPizza posted...
Tbh, while thats fair to say, Im not sure I believe that as a trillion dollars is a lot, even for people that have a lot

That said, I would say that people that have money would just need more money than the common person

Thing is a dollar or a trillion, neither of them unlick what has been licked, and neither of them buy me anything i want that desperately that I cant already afford. I dont have ambitions to own a country, or a company or an army. At a certain point it IS possible to be content with what you have, and I am. With all that in mind, there is nothing I want that I'm willing to debase myself for.

And that's really it I guess. I consider submitting to another woman to be debasement, which is why I would be willing to have them go to town on me, and still say that it is not really a sexual thing for me.
TopicWhats the minimum amount for you orally please your non-preferred gender?
Notschmendrake
04/28/22 5:42:01 PM
#33
LinkPizza posted...
I agree that everyone has a price. And tbh, I think its lower than most people think. Especially if someone just had a briefcase full of money in front of them

If you already have money, you dont necessarily have a price. You could offer to drop a trillion dollars in my bank account, and im still not going to put my mouth on a woman.
TopicDo you remember the moment you gained consciousness?
Notschmendrake
04/28/22 10:46:36 AM
#29
myghostisdead posted...
I remember being in a crib and a playpen but I don't know how old I was. Of course these are how far back I can remember, not when I gained consciousness.

I appreciate you pointing out the fact that most responses missed the question.
TopicA "real" conversation I heard at the sneaker store
Notschmendrake
04/28/22 9:18:49 AM
#8
Thinks he is cool for buying blue chips?

What a fucking loser lol.
TopicWhats the minimum amount for you orally please your non-preferred gender?
Notschmendrake
04/28/22 9:13:36 AM
#27
UltraIchi posted...
Alright dj khaled

I'm not a lesbian, what can I say.

I didnt marry a woman for a reason, and if I am bringing one to my bedroom it is not going to be about sexual gratification for me.
TopicWhats the minimum amount for you orally please your non-preferred gender?
Notschmendrake
04/28/22 2:26:44 AM
#13
I might let a girl go to town on me, but there is no amount of money that is going to make me put my mouth on another womans bathing suit area.
TopicWhens the last time you got laid potd?
Notschmendrake
04/25/22 7:08:25 PM
#34
wwinterj25 posted...
I can't miss what I've never had nor do I have the need to fuck all the time. It's not that I'm not interested in the idea it's just not something I make a priority and I certainly don't vale my life or others life based on how many fucks they had that day.

I mean, I dont think anyone has less value based on if or how many times they've had sex. They may have more or less value depending on the REASON they've never had sex, but the fact itself makes no difference.

I'm not trying to disparage anyone, just saying that I could not function that way. I am an extremist carnal person to the point where my habits could easily be called hedonistic, so that life is just very foreign to me.

MrAntisocial posted...
Does it count if I waited to vote until after both my wife and I were done with work?

I'm just glad someones getting some honestly

KJ StErOiDs posted...
Bi-weekly; every other Thursday, in my case. This upcoming Thursday I get stub.

Planned sex? Whatever floats your boat I guess, but I hate that concept almost as much as the concept of no fucking at all.
TopicWith duckbear gone there is no hope for this place
Notschmendrake
04/25/22 6:28:07 PM
#10
I'm not schmendrake or schemdrake or any other kind of drake, and I never personally deceived any of you, even if I may have enabled others to do so.
TopicWith duckbear gone there is no hope for this place
Notschmendrake
04/25/22 3:31:04 PM
#8
He was easily one of the most dishonest posters on this board, and none of the names saying they miss him are at all surprising given that fact.
TopicJordan Peterson
Notschmendrake
04/25/22 1:40:38 PM
#15
Hes fine most of the time I guess. Not really relevant to me but I'm not his target audience.

I feel like a lot of people parrot shit they hear about him second hand rather than listening to what he has to say, but he is far from unique in that aspect.
TopicWhens the last time you got laid potd?
Notschmendrake
04/25/22 12:44:33 PM
#29
argonautweakend posted...
I feel like this isn't normal...

People used to fuck all the time. It was a natural consequence of the communal lifestyle that almost everyone had to live.

I would argue that NOT fucking all the time isnt normal.
TopicWhens the last time you got laid potd?
Notschmendrake
04/25/22 12:22:12 PM
#26
From a biological standpoint, eating anything other than an algae culture nutrient paste is a waste of energy AND resources.

Would still be a sad way to live.
TopicWhens the last time you got laid potd?
Notschmendrake
04/25/22 11:58:59 AM
#24
I realize it's probably somewhat a product of the location where I asked this question, but a shocking number of you have been dry for a shockingly long time.

I honestly dont know how you can function in your day to day life like that and I'm sorry. I dont think I've gone much more than 2 weeks without at any point in my adult life and even after just 4 or 5 days my attitude will become... problematic
TopicIt's literally been 30 years
Notschmendrake
04/24/22 6:53:33 PM
#5
It was the line from the book. Quixote goes charging off and sancho says "ser they're just windmills!"

And Quixote yells back "BUT THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS"
TopicIt's literally been 30 years
Notschmendrake
04/24/22 6:52:04 PM
#4
SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
But my guess would be that it turns out they are not.

But they MIGHT be giants
TopicWhat is the most important city in human history?
Notschmendrake
04/24/22 3:10:43 PM
#70
Blightzkrieg posted...
There are more Muslims than Roman catholics

So you're comparing numbers of one sect of christianity to numbers of all sects of islam... exactly what point are you trying to make.
TopicDo you remember the moment you gained consciousness?
Notschmendrake
04/20/22 7:30:15 PM
#18
Booooring schtick still homie
TopicDo you remember the moment you gained consciousness?
Notschmendrake
04/20/22 6:43:33 PM
#16
Shit now I want ice cream
TopicDo you remember the moment you gained consciousness?
Notschmendrake
04/20/22 11:41:00 AM
#3
https://i.imgur.com/jMu5czM.gif
TopicDo you remember the moment you gained consciousness?
Notschmendrake
04/20/22 11:38:30 AM
#1
Most people who remember the experience report it happening around the age of 3.

It is my first distinct memory. I was walking in to daycare with my mom, and it was like it came over me in a wave, and I was suddenly in possession of my body and mind. I looked up and said "Mom, I just woke up"

It seems to me like this is a moment in childhood development that needs a much closer look.
How about you potd? Do you remember the moment?

TopicPost your ignore list topic
Notschmendrake
04/19/22 10:08:28 PM
#44
The_tall_midget posted...
Ahhh, look at the person trying to convince itself that it's right!

I don't have to convince shit lol. It is evident in this exact topic. Nobody is here dogpiling on kimbo because, unlike you, he isnt reviled by 99% of the board.
TopicPost your ignore list topic
Notschmendrake
04/19/22 9:48:25 PM
#40
The_tall_midget posted...
Nooooooooo! The simp patrol is on its way right now!

It's less about people liking jen, and more about them not liking you.

Most people dont like kimbo either, but hes a staple of potd, and hes been relatively mild lately.
TopicDo you like wearing women's underwear?
Notschmendrake
04/19/22 8:58:48 PM
#12
There was a time when I used to wear fancy stupid neglige, but I guess I got lucky since my husband says he prefers a woman in pajamas.

Underwear is stupid and uncomfortable.
TopicPost your ignore list topic
Notschmendrake
04/19/22 6:48:23 PM
#31
Pretty much just hide the Stephen bean topic and you vanish these days.

I feel like I remember you being way more obnoxious and present 7 or 8 years ago.
TopicPost your ignore list topic
Notschmendrake
04/19/22 2:55:20 PM
#5
"You don't have anyone on this list right now. You can ignore a user from any post they make on the message boards, any Private Message they send you, or by entering their name on the form to your right."

I dont ignore people. I get people to ignore me.
TopicDo you like wearing women's underwear?
Notschmendrake
04/19/22 1:27:54 PM
#2
I generally do not wear underwear, but when I do, it is women's
TopicWhy do racist people call both Indians and Native Americans Indians?
Notschmendrake
04/19/22 1:16:45 PM
#4
lihlih posted...
This video is stupid as fuck, because we don't call Canadians or South Americans Americans. Also, it might not be confusing in this video's context because they're only talking about Native Americans, but when talked about in general context, using the word Indians when a country called India exists is straight up idiotic.

Cool, go tell that to the actual people you're talking about, living on actual reservations in the US. They use the term Indian to refer to themselves often, so I'm sure they'd be happy to have you come tell them how idiotic they are.

Oh wait, you are straight up trolling. Nevermind.
TopicWhy do racist people call both Indians and Native Americans Indians?
Notschmendrake
04/19/22 12:10:49 PM
#2
I feel like you're probably trolling, but I'd say CGP grey did a good job of explaining it.

https://youtu.be/kh88fVP2FWQ
TopicWhens the last time you got laid potd?
Notschmendrake
04/18/22 10:44:23 PM
#9
10 never votes

Are they just asexual?

Too young?

Incels?

A mixture?

I literally cannot fathom a life like that
TopicWhens the last time you got laid potd?
Notschmendrake
04/18/22 9:21:21 PM
#1
Jesus CHRIST I could crush someones face between my thighs right now










I woke up this morning ready to fucking rock, and I am not pleased that I still have a significant wait ahead of me.

Too long is my answer.
TopicHave you met someone famous before they became famous? (at least nationally)
Notschmendrake
04/18/22 4:37:58 PM
#13
I went to middle school with TJ Miller for 1 year.

Surprise, he was an insufferable prick then too.
TopicWhat is even the point of distinguishing fruits and vegetables?
Notschmendrake
04/17/22 10:15:07 AM
#7
"Soil foods"
TopicI am ravenous with hunger and its only 1. Are you fasting today?
Notschmendrake
04/16/22 11:54:56 AM
#19
SunWuKung420 posted...
I don't fast for religion but I practice intermittent fastIng most days. It helps me keep my slender and muscular figure.

Everyone who read that laughed at you.
TopicI am ravenous with hunger and its only 1. Are you fasting today?
Notschmendrake
04/15/22 9:24:32 PM
#11
I was about to type up a well thought out response. I had scathing insults, points ranging from specific to vague and all other manner of shit ready to spew forth.

Then I realized that I would be having a religious debate on an internet message board and decided that fucking myself with a knife would be a better use of my time. Since I'm not doing that tonight, I dont think I really want to do this either.
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