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Dubble Decker

Baby came out sideways. She didn't scream or nuthin

I play on Switch. It's a great port. You can travel around with the joy sticks like an action RPG or go old school with a point and click option.

Imowen is the original Carth Onasi.
I usually keep her in the party until I get a better archer, though.

Solid, my man. Did you get a nice monitor?

Big_Nabendu posted...

Those are luxury foods.

This is wat poor folk eat.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/9/2/AAW5a5AADs6Y.jpg

Slice em in half, Put em on a saltine cracker.

Bruh, I ain't reading that.
The answer is a diamond

Liked it quite a bit, but the main character makes a really dumb decision at the end of season 2 that caused me to give up on the show.

Really anything honey flavored.

Honeycombs, Honey bunches of oats, honey nut cheerios

Because I don't need no man

Only thing I miss about cassette tapes was the satisfying click of pushing the player door closed

Foliage tracker, ACTIVATE!

Why is Farto brown?

Snowflake got hijacked.

Heh, I remember metro sexual. Guys who try to have a little style? Nope, that's weird. Better make fun of them

Well, shit. I was thawing out some nyquil for dinner tonight. Guess I'll have to Pre tip a door dash driver from Chik FIL A

Looking like the Death Star engineers built Russia

This is sad. Russia can't even supply their regular army. How are they going to mobilize 300K people? They'll be fighting in the middle of winter with whatever clothes they brought with them. So much unnecessary death.

I'll call it leg gear, I guess.
Thigh high boots, tall socks, sexy shoes.

Elvis Pressly

Nice. That's a similar set up to what I have. You'll enjoy it.

The Xenomorph (Alien)

It's my favorite Star Wars movie. You see what the Rebels were willing to do for freedom. War isn't pretty, jyn Erso is, focus on the soldiers rather than the Jedi.
Good stuff.

DrizztLink posted...

Tucker Max

His book was funny, even if all the stories were fake.

So you can't make beer in this one? I'll stick to Stardew Valley

22/25.

Can't believe I missed the last question. Those commercials were everywhere.

Scintillant posted...

because it's the third teen number of course

*head explodes*

I never liked when other pare ts judged me for this kinda stuff. So I Always gave my kid a high dose of Benadryl at 9 if they weren't asleep

Daniel San's wife is a smoke show

Pogo_Marimo posted...

Then guys like this wonder why women don't like going down on them while their dick tip is covered in dry piss.

You think pussy is free and clean?

Jerry_Hellyeah posted...

Yeah, ITS ALMOST LIKE BARBERS ARE PEOPLE WITH BILLS.

You being obtuse on purpose?

Torque wrenches, tie down straps, and a blow torch

Jerry_Hellyeah posted...

It's almost like barbers are people with bills.

A fade is pretty simple. Still get charged as much as a fancy lad haircut.

Oh, and if you ever go To Sheppard AFB, go to Mr. Cutz right off base. $20 for a straight razor fade. Best fades of my life. Clean as all get at

Nah, I just unzip and pull my dong through. Use the gogurt squeeze method and roll out. Who cares if the last drop gets in your underwear.
Manliness is not giving a shit about a drop of pee.

That dude in the picture has been getting his hair cut for at least 16 years.
Use the on base barber shop for when you want to look your "okayest"

Dudes on CE wipe after they pee, lol. That's what underwear is for.

GI Joooooooooooe

Flash him my hairy asshole. He'll think it's a lion with a bigger mane than his and walk away

Princess and the Frog gets no love.

Beveren_Rabbit posted...

I understand taking the aisle seat if you are old and overweight. but straight up taking the aisle seats at the start when the plane just opened is just inconsiderate.

Why? It takes two seconds to stand up and let someone in. I've never vwr seen a plane depart late because of an aisle sitter letting others in.

Dude, you've lost. Stop with the time outs.

Tickle their heels with your hair

Free French fries, bitches

No, and anytime I see dudes wearing a lot of jewelry, I assume they're involved in crime

No, I like having four seasons