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TopicOne of my student's sister wants to fuck me, she's 18
lordofmud
09/30/22 10:40:12 PM
#52
Tap it.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicScenario: You find an open stretched out condom in your wife/gf's purse
lordofmud
09/28/22 5:16:59 PM
#9
I'd fuck her purse.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicDo cat fights turn you on? (two women fighting)
lordofmud
09/22/22 12:32:10 PM
#11
Do they fight to the death? If so then yes.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicNOPE sucked. [Spoilers]
lordofmud
08/28/22 11:40:14 AM
#9
The new M. Night.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicWhere can I find women who won't mind my lack of ambition?
lordofmud
05/13/22 11:41:32 PM
#17
Fatville, USA

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicAs a John
lordofmud
05/13/22 4:56:02 PM
#11
As a John I find it really hard to find a girl willing to gfe with anal.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicThe poster for the 1980 film Kagemusha is an internet nerd's wet dream
lordofmud
05/12/22 5:28:35 PM
#4
Great battle scenes.

Fun fact. It was modeled after the movie Dave with Kevin Kline and sigourney Weaver.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicBest Buy employees conducted a football formation to prevent shoplifters
lordofmud
05/10/22 11:00:13 PM
#37
It might be foolish to risk yourself for some faceless corporation.

But think about those lovely minutes before the police arrive where you can pull them into a broom closet and do anything to the thieves as long as it doesn't leave a mark. Or rather a mark that can't be explained away.

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TopicGames where electricity was arguably the best element?
lordofmud
05/05/22 8:11:34 PM
#66
Came in to post Infamous.

It was pretty boss in Kotor as well.

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Topic1 > 2 > 3 > 4 > 5
lordofmud
04/29/22 11:50:45 PM
#38
PotC 4 was really bad.

Honestly I would say Terminator.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicI have to appear in court tomorrow
lordofmud
04/26/22 10:35:57 PM
#10
Don't worry. He won't have you lashed to a cross like those other degenerates.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicI have to appear in court tomorrow
lordofmud
04/26/22 12:47:32 PM
#8
If you lose that hearing are they going to cover you in pitch and throw you into the grand canyon?

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicTell me things that you like and I'll tell you if it's good or not.
lordofmud
04/26/22 8:38:05 AM
#35
Having an elaborate torture room like the guy in Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.

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TopicMan fuck allergies
lordofmud
04/25/22 4:18:12 PM
#2
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/6/9/AAB4gRAADK35.jpg

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TopicI had umm... a quart of rum AMA
lordofmud
04/21/22 7:38:35 PM
#14
Could you feel the burn?

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicDriver runs over woman in horrifying, caught-on-camera road-rage attack.
lordofmud
04/21/22 7:37:18 PM
#14
They're going to throw about 17 charges at this guy. From attempted murder 1 all the way to failure to control a vehicle. Guys going to do about 85 years.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicFlorida has just rejected 32% of mathematics textbooks for being too woke
lordofmud
04/15/22 11:19:44 PM
#48
So this is an odd situation. I disagree with the central premise that's being put forth by the topic creator here.

But I feel if I comment in approval of Florida's decision the post that I make would be removed. Is that a paranoid feeling on my part?

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicHow does one become a Sovereign Citizen?
lordofmud
04/11/22 3:46:25 PM
#8
Just make sure you tell a cop after you've become one. That way you cant get searched or held no matter what you do. Try it!

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicWhy do MAGA followers and MAGA media complain about cancel culture when
lordofmud
04/01/22 11:31:39 AM
#9
Because the left looks to stifle any viewpoint they don't like. Verses conservatives who say you can say what you want but better be able to deal with the consequences.

This is political speech of course. It's different on the moral level. Like what is taught to children.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicDeputy shoots and kills black man having a mental health crisis. Justified?
lordofmud
03/21/22 8:58:42 PM
#104
Fair, next.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicRemember Horizon Forbidden West?
lordofmud
03/21/22 2:40:20 PM
#21
Was that the one with the fat protagonist?

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
Topici wanna tell her im in love with her but im scared
lordofmud
03/21/22 2:38:57 PM
#14
There's this girl and weve been really close friends for almost two years and ive had feelings for her for like half of that time, and i want to tell her how i feel but i also still feel comfortable as friends and would rather not risk things becoming weird between us if i tell her

but also we flirt like all the time and have sent nudes and i feel like that might count for something? but other times i feel like its just regular gamer friend stuff, i dunno

also she lives two timezones away so realistically what could even happen between us. in the off chance that she likes me back i dont wanna make her feel like she has to do the ldr thing, so genuinely i feel like it would be easier to just not say anything and stay as friends.........................but god she is really funny and i love talking to her and i definitely think im in love with her. feelings are hard, ce

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
Topic$5,000,000 but you have to have sex with every single Mortal Kombat character
lordofmud
03/21/22 2:37:08 PM
#5
What the hell. Reptile and Baraka would straight murder me. Probably Kintaro and Goro as well.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicWife has a lump on her thyroid.
lordofmud
03/19/22 3:05:58 PM
#5
lordofmud posted...
Hit it as hard as you can.
Any kind of growth or tumor you have to be aggressive with.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicWife has a lump on her thyroid.
lordofmud
03/19/22 1:48:24 PM
#2
Hit it as hard as you can.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicRussian journalist jumps on camera
lordofmud
03/15/22 12:58:11 PM
#1
Tldr; A Russian news editor holds up a sign denouncing the war and Putin's lies in the middle of the nightly news on Russian state tv.

She was disappeared for about 8 hours but because supposedly of the incredible social media outcry her lawyers were able to "find her" and she appeared in court.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/mar/15/russia-tv-protest-marina-ovsyannikova-ukraine-war

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
Topic21 y/o Woman stabs Man during sex as revenge for US killing Iranian commander
lordofmud
03/14/22 9:55:11 AM
#3
I'd be like, " I gotta call the police but let me finish."

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicAre you racist?
lordofmud
03/11/22 5:27:36 PM
#50
Yes, also a bigot.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicI accidentally showed a guy my $90k account balance on a date; hilarity ensued
lordofmud
03/11/22 5:26:57 PM
#14
I wear a kilo bar of gold on a neck chain to show all the girls that I'm a desirable male.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
Topichorror movies about sleeping?
lordofmud
03/10/22 10:48:12 PM
#7
Nightmare on Elm Street would be the top one.
Of course Invasion of the Body Snatchers is right up there.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicPower outage in Chernobyl
lordofmud
03/09/22 11:43:44 AM
#4
Readings taken today only show 3.6 roentgen. Not great, not terrible.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
TopicWatched inside man. This movie is quite terrible
lordofmud
03/08/22 9:02:40 PM
#4
Nah, it was pretty good.

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
Topic1 million dollars, but you know the exact time of your death.
lordofmud
03/08/22 9:17:47 AM
#7
Tyranthraxus posted...
This is literally invulnerability powers.
That is exactly correct. Skydive, scuba with sharks, trek into the Amazon. Shit man, back alley Russian roulette games would make you rich


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TopicWomen have revealed the red-flag books that guys should never own
lordofmud
03/03/22 11:00:19 PM
#153
Did anyone explain why Jack Reacher is on the list?

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I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides
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