Lurker > Firewood18

A friend of mine was found dead today. Tried to end themselves with alcohol for two years. They finally succeeded.

Great actress. My favorite was the movie Madhouse.

well, that just makes me want to get near it more

I think the designers were going for Im ready for the slaughterhouse tour.

Was the beer a high alcohol %?

For me its Heineken and Southern Comfort.
one gives the shits and the other makes me nauseous just by the smell of it.

might as well have been a sticker that said your pumping gas.

The Maxx

The Unknown Soldier (Finland)
Underground (Yugoslavia)
Patton (USA)
Come and See (Belarus,Russia)
Empire of the Sun

Who said that? Did I say that? Because if I did say that, I was wrong.

Im not arguing that with you.

JigsawTDCII posted...

In strictly legal sense, at least in Massachusetts, no. In 2006, a restaurant group tried to block a Qdoba from opening in a mall where they had exclusive rights to sell sandwiches, but the judge denied the motion and ruled that Qdoba does not sell what is commonly understood to be sandwiches.

That judge never went to Arizona. He probably thinks a quesadilla is just an open ended burrito.

Ive got a bike, you can ride it if youd like
its got a basket, a bell that rings
and things that make it look good
Id give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it

Is it a sandwich?

Ol Dick C had his hand so far up that puppet ass.

Ogurisama posted...

I wish all glaciers are restored to their 1500AD levels

granted but all geological features revert to that timeframe causing the collapse of most foundations and infrastructure.

I wish for nachos. Extra cheese and no jalapeos.

Nade_Duck posted...

i wish my sister was still alive

damn thats dark but ok.
So shes back alive and well but shes dating dirtbasedsoap and you never get to see her.

I wish for partial memory erasure so I can enjoy all childhood games for the first time again.

LaggnFragnLarry posted...

wii bowling was great

We still do wii bowling tournaments whenever my father-in-law visits.

Mensis posted...

Congrats

Thanks

jbomb1234 posted...

Cool. Now start working on the next one. If you start now you should have it in 2025.

Sounds about right.

You get the entire SNES library but the Earthbound scratch and sniff corroded all the cartridges making them unplayable.

I wish for self driving electric vehicle.

Plus, the mustard is expired.

I wish for peace, prosperity and free health care for all.

All I had to do was pass a timed exam with 144 questions to obtain a certification and then wait almost 10 months for HR to put the paperwork through.

DrunkCaveman posted...

They're throwing paint on glass covers

ok. Theyre pretending to deface artwork. Still fairly pathetic.

I stand with Moldavia. They have the best online tobacco deals.

If anything it just makes me feel sorry for their lack of creativity. Defacing a private jet seems more in line with what their message is.

Are you fiscally responsible and does your credit score really affect your life?

shriveled = tasty

lots of dehydrated foods are good. I like dried apricots the most.

Reminds me of MAF17. Just firing rockets, who cares what the target really is. Typical wartime shitfuckery.

I think its unethical to solicit for anything at a job. I wont even ask if anyone wants to buy my kids Girl Scout cookies unless its outside the work setting.

I found a church that said theyll take it for their choir. So glad. I really didnt want to just dump it.

First season was great.
Second was difficult to grasp.
Third season was monumental.
Fourth season is canceled.

The cost of filming was understandably enormous but the concept of the show is so unique and worth it. Too bad it never gathered the viewership it deserved.

My aunt is downsizing and has lots of organ/piano sheet music and books. Its a variety of things from the 30s to 80s.

Whack-on-ya 4eva

Joe Pera Talks with You

For the sake of longevity, intelligence wins.

There are so many other options than needing to eat fast food every day. Cut that shit out.

Be the man when it comes to keeping your family safe and secure. Be the child when it comes to creativity and play.

Nostradamus would definitely have been on Tik Tok.

I always tell people that I have two great kids and another one. It helps to keep them guessing who the odd one is.

Boom Boom Mancini

Searching for the alien hive in Antarctica.

No lemons no melon
Too bad I hid a boot

Taxidermist

For daylight savings time, for a couple of days before and after, whenever I look at a clock I mentally make the adjustment to acclimate.

Writers
Boxers
Prison escapees

They wont even fine him for contempt after ignoring a subpoena. Gets a nice extension instead.

Ive keyed Helen Kellers vehicle when they double park their shit.

if I had a hi-fi
madam, Im Adam
too hot to hoot

Thick rods

7/10
maybe more if the ambiance is good and less if the place smells like dirty rags.

fencing