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I think quantum teleporting Batman finds a way. Well, him and the entire rest of his team.

Gotta go with Alucard and Roid Link

Kanz would argue Jesse and Seph better than me for sure

Here's a thing for me. Slayer's "tankiness" in-game relies on having tons of fodder for him to chainsaw/sword and gobble up health from. How is that flavored? He doesn't have any easy snacks to crack open and eat up if he gets hit here.

Zagreus can't shoot the rail one-handed imo.

Not that it matters because oh my god so much lightning anyway.

And also K. Rool.

Psycho_Kensou posted...

Philly was temporarily the nation's capitol, though that seems to be the only thing they had to do with the country's founding.

Old post but wew

masterplum posted...

It kind of sucks.

Everything it tries to do other games have done better.

^This

It's edgy misery porn masquerading as Walmart-brand Phoenix Wright

Crescent-Moon posted...

To boldly milk Persona 5 like no game has been milked before

Man this is still only 25% of how much P4 got milked

Not that it's a good idea to keep milking it, mind

swordz9 posted...

I got Chibi Enchantress from a Reserve. Also got Valkyrie, but I dunno what I can do with that.

Play Cer3brex

Supergiant has never made a bad or even mediocre game

Not sure how hot this is but brussels sprouts are actually amazing, you just need to crisp / blacken them instead of doing whatever the hell people usually do. They're incredible with a good hearty steak.

Most whitefish isn't worth a damn and is the white rice of the sea, cod being the only exception

skullbone posted...

Umm is that a sentient robot demon bed?

Yep, sure is

Last game there was a guy on the bed, he's not there anymore

Lootboxes are gambling and should be regulated as such

MXCM posted...

Team Batman wins this for me.

Bold it if you want it to count.

FFDragon posted...

Batman is peak human but will job to most 3/days tbqh

He's great for tactics but would get absolutely bodied by most on this field

Yeah Batman gets destroyed on neutral-nondescript, not really a surprise, he's got to be in situations where he gets to play dirty. Nobody's saying he's going to 1v1 Lloyd Irving on an empty field and if they do I will laugh them out of the room.

Honestly without Zeratul I think Batman would have some shot at pulling this off, but psionically booping off the quantum teleportation is a mega-oof, and I don't think Rika will ever realize that's what's happening.

Chaeix posted...

question about rika's ability

if she dies last does the match just end

No. Match doesn't end until she's no longer able to rewind.

I mean... I think the only one who would go "kill on sight" at a little girl being there would be Liquid? Maybe Maria.

Hm. I feel like Rika's getting undersold here. She's useless in a fight, sure, but giving Batman and Leon intel? And Kazuma Raynor? Given Batman can teleport? I can't vote on this yet.

Team Festive Fog

My Sonic respect is leaps and bounds above where it was in M4 but it still ain't that strong, and Zagreus absolutely hard-counters the dude. I don't think he instagibs anyone and Zag has every reason to be inside the fog himself given Dio's passive lessening his damage within it. Festive Fog does a mini-stun constantly within it in addition to a big Slow, setting up the combo chain to turn the hedgehog into a blue smear. Not to mention that Zag has 3 Death Defiance. I can even see Sonic zooming in with a rolling attack, hitting, making a smug smirk at what he thinks is a dead Zag, and Zag just smirking back while firing his bow at his own feet to unleash the fog.

Samus can definitely take care of Expanded Dong-- er, DK, though it's not a gimme, and I also don't think Cyberdemon dies in one hit either and definitely scores some shots of the beeg monke. Mewtwo could end up helping Team Beasts... if someone could reach him first, but as I've thought about it, he's definitely too aloof and his initial inclination would be to fuck off.

I feel it's important to note that Zagreus's current loadout does NOT have any means to inflict Hangover, thus blanking most of Dionysus's passive boons.

That said, Festive Fog is stronk on its own.

Won't vote yet, I actually might buy Mewtwo helping out fellow beasts as they resist the big bad humies.

Raiden does NOT solo, he'd be fucked without Gordon. But he does win, yes.

Seriously this match is a close shave, it's like 55-45 for me

Mewtwo59 posted...

Okay, I dug out my old copy of Chrono Trigger to get to the bottom of this, and I can confirm that it's 15/15/3 with no MP cost reducing accessories.

Bless you Mew2, absolute chad

I totally buy those two giving an auto-raise for everyone, yeah.

If Kuriboh hadn't been there to take the ability hit for Raiden this'd be a stomp against him, but as it is I can't help but lean that way. Definitely not ready to yell SOLOS yet though

The initial thought was "reward people who fight hard, not people who forfeit or take a dive" -- but we severely overestimated those would do the latter compared to just having bad matches. People who fight hard already get the close match bonus, after all.

Gust is criminally overrated

We need more hip-hop / rap in OSTs too

BJ blasts-their-wits

It was funnier in my head

Yeah I think Rika is taken seriously by everyone but Leon -- at first. Leon will take her seriously after she ends up being right.

Not sure if it matters, but it's not just nobody "looking" at Megaman - it's anyone perceiving him in any way, through any senses.

KamikazePotato posted...

I barely give video game lava any credibility so both of them would just bounce out of it, screaming like they'd eaten too many jalapenos, for about 10% health damage

I actually buy this yeah

More monke muscle to get through

A lot of this is relying on how to interp the attack "Psychic" honestly, if it doesn't fry (or at least crisp) Raiden's brain he wins handily

Something something Vivi sword magic on Cloud is also fucking insane

Honestly I think V's getting overhyped. A lot of the arguments against "lolhackbotted" have some level of validity.

I think Lopen was more on point about "can Zeratul get a clear hit on Raiden" and I think the answer's yes

greengravy294 posted...

Honestly I think Raiden can sprint down this stage and kinda mangle people before they even have time to come up with a gameplan

Massive bruh moment

Anyway I was thinking he loses even to Megaman Blind + Zeratul Warp Blade but it sounds like V hard-counters him even beyond that

Hold up. Maybe I looked at the wrong video for Towntown stage, but this is NOT as small as I was led to believe. Non-Raiden team *absolutely* has time to prepare and see him coming.

@KanzarisKelshen @MajinZidane Tell us about V please

How well can Raiden find Zeratul? Zeratul is absolutely one to let the timer run out if things get bad.

LA, not remotely close.

Most of the other cities listed here are definitely overrated, but LA has all of the "glamor" and absolutely no redeeming qualities

I'm going to break a bit and vote for Aigis Solos (kinda).

Chaeix posted...

bodied by x-scissor though!

also i would just like to point to the admins out that m5 is currently unplayable because i just noticed this - please note the wording of DK's passive vs. the DK Rap

Writeup - He is 100% larger, physically stronger, and faster in both movement speed and reflexes for today's battle.

DK Rap - He's bigger, faster, and stronger too

this must be rectified

On behalf of the badmins, my sincerest apologies. You can blame Kanzaris for everything, as usual.

BOUGHT:

Diddy and Dixie Kong (Aria)
sans (Boko)
Tingle (JC)

CURRENTLY BID ON:
Open as of this post:
Snatcher (JC)

Terrible story, astonishing gameplay

...I'm still glad I played it so "like"

Team Aigis

Dear lord this is a close shave