Lurker > Lokarin

The Alabama Prison System

https://www.alreporter.com/2023/12/08/family-incarcerated-loved-ones-body-returned-without-a-heart-decomposing/

Pee is stored in the lungs

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/197623#1

> Senator hires an indicted and ousted representative to troll an indicted senator

https://www.npr.org/2023/12/05/1217314425/fetterman-hires-santos-to-roll-menendez-over-ethics

AI threatens to automate away the clergy

https://www.theregister.com/2023/11/29/ai_clergy/

Panera Breads Charged Lemonade blamed for a second death, lawsuit alleges

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/panera-breads-charged-lemonade-blamed-second-death-lawsuit-alleges-rcna128036

"Gay Furry Hackers" Breached a Nuclear Lab to Demand Catgirl Research

https://www.them.us/story/gay-furry-hackers-breached-nuclear-lab-catgirl-research-demand

Arizona officials flubbed the election in Republicans favour and they still lost

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/nov/29/arizona-officials-charged-election-2022

Hospital worker who had sex with more than 100 corpses over 15 years went undetected due to serious 'failures'

https://www.foxnews.com/world/hospital-worker-sex-more-100-corpses-15-years-undetected-serious-failures

https://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/politics/2023/11/29/ohio-supreme-court-suspends-attorney-over-dropping-poop-filled-can/71739810007/

If your social security number is odd... you're fired!

https://nypost.com/2023/11/13/news/vivek-ramaswamy-vows-to-fire-federal-workers-based-on-social-security-numbers-nothing-will-break/

Republican presidential hopeful Vivek Ramaswamy unveiled his plan to drastically cut the the size of the federal government over the weekend announcing he would fire workers based on their Social Security numbers.

In a post on X Sunday, Ramaswamy said that if he were elected the next commander-in-chief of the United States, he would instantly fire 50% of federal bureaucrats.

Heres how: if your [Social Security number] ends in an odd number, youre fired, he wrote.

That downsizes government by half. Absolutely *nothing* will break as a result, Ramaswamy claimed.

Evangelicals Are Now Rejecting 'Liberal' Teachings of Jesus

https://www.newsweek.com/evangelicals-rejecting-jesus-teachings-liberal-talking-points-pastor-1818706

Dude, water

https://www.wweek.com/news/2023/08/09/trees-planted-by-the-city-in-east-portland-two-years-ago-are-dead-because-the-city-didnt-water-them/

Hopefully he's being metaphorical

https://www.newsweek.com/ron-desantis-vows-start-slitting-throats-first-day-presidency-1817183

Elon Musk Welcomes Child Sex Abuse Imagery Poster Back to Twitter

https://www.vice.com/en/article/xgwa7z/twitter-elon-musk-dom-lucre-child-sexual-abuse

Revelation34 posted...

She's not going to win the lawsuit. The Supreme Court rules that cops don't have to protect anybody.

might win on the grounds of the cops preventing others from protecting

A man drowned as Tennessee police watched for 13 minutes, lawsuit says

-Private citizens wanted to help the man, but officers allegedly warned them not to do so

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2023/07/28/knoxville-police-drowning-lawsuit/

Officer who put woman in police car hit by train didnt know it was on the tracks, defense says

https://apnews.com/article/train-tracks-patrol-car-police-trial-350e887e7e20c6b24aa705afe6d9c2e3

Lokarin posted...

Texas worker accused of being on drugs was actually dying of heatstroke

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/jul/20/texas-construction-worker-death-lawsuit-greg-abbott

I know this story is technically a month old, but I found a follow-up recently... the man did not survive

:<

Black man wins mayoral election; white oligarchs ignore him

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/patrick-braxton-black-man-says-he-was-elected-mayor-of-newburn-alabama/

Texas worker accused of being on drugs was actually dying of heatstroke

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/jul/20/texas-construction-worker-death-lawsuit-greg-abbott

Proof of voter fraud in 2020 election...

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2020-election/michigan-attorney-general-charges-false-electors-efforts-overturn-2020-rcna94838

A Spelling Mistake Is Causing Thousands of Sensitive Pentagon Documents to Be Leaked to a Russian Ally

https://themessenger.com/news/thousands-of-sensitive-military-documents-are-being-leaked-to-russian-ally-because-of-spelling-mistake

Now these are some HOT onions

RFK Jr press dinner screaming match over climate crisis ends with columnist launching his own natural gas

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/rfk-jr-climate-crisis-natural-gas-b2374712.html

no reason self-reminder to keep checking when the Power Dolls models are out

Revelation34 posted...

I thought you were only posting bad things in here.

most silly things are bad - but the silly comes first

Wisconsin guv uses selective veto to secure education funding for 400 years

https://apnews.com/article/evers-veto-400-years-wisconsin-school-funding-67a7847e4a24ea86f7d16123356f770d

Gen Z don't know what sailboats are

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/06/30/travel/airseas-giant-kites-ships-slash-carbon-emissions-scn-climate-spc/index.html

Drugs rain down on countryside after French fighter jet intercepts tourist plane

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/fighter-jet-intercepts-plane-drugs-fall-countryside-france/

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So, fair enough... Permanent alimony

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Hey, just being wrong is not lying

I grabbed the story from reddit and they said they cancelled all... whatevs

DeSantis cancels alimony

https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/desantis-signs-bill-eliminating-permanent-alimony/3064096/

...

So... where's the onion?

Well, it's behind the scenes. This bill was being pushed by conservative women's groups who wanted to ban alimony in the future... only for their own payments suddenly being cut off

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS

Mom fired from starbucks because they thought her cancer was covid

https://globalnews.ca/news/9803604/alberta-mother-covid-cancer-lawsuit-firing/

Precedent set - you are now allowed to lie in court

MSCHF microscopic bag 'smaller than grain of salt' sells for $63,750

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-66052679

3-year-old put in jail for potty-training trouble by Daytona Beach Shores police officer

https://www.news-press.com/story/news/local/volusia/2023/06/28/child-handcuffed-locked-up-by-police-lieutenant-for-pooping-his-pants/70350225007/

A Delaware city is set to give corporations the right to vote in elections

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/seaford-delaware-corporate-voting-llc-trust-elections/

U.K. says Russia "likely" training dolphins in Ukraine's occupied Crimean peninsula to "counter enemy divers"

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/russia-training-dolphins-for-combat-in-ukraine-crimea-uk-says/

Restaurant used fake priest to hear workers confessions, feds say

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2023/06/19/fake-priest-california-restaurant/

Amazon Drivers Are Actually Just "Drivers Delivering for Amazon," Amazon Says

https://www.vice.com/en/article/pkaa4m/amazon-drivers-are-actually-just-drivers-delivering-for-amazon-amazon-says

Trump's Cadence here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOvfXCGKXbI

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/conor-mcgregor-gets-booed-during-halftime-nba-finals-miami-knocks-out-heat-mascot

'Public nuisance': New York sues Hyundai and Kia, alleging their cars are easy to steal

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/06/07/public-nuisance-hyundai-kia.html

...guess it makes it too hard for police to do their non-jobs

Lokarin posted...

Bruh

>Rhode Island city councilman found asleep behind the wheel with crack pipe still in hand

https://abc7.com/cranston-rhode-island-city-councilman-matthew-reilly/13271785/

There's a follow up!

He's now being charged as a child molestor, too!

Feral Hog Steals 18 Beers, Gets Drunk And Starts A Fight With A Cow Before Passing Out Under A Tree

https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2023/06/05/feral-hog-steals-18-beers-gets-drunk-and-starts-a-fight-with-a-cow-before-passing-out-under-a-tree/

I could read the article... but the headline has me baffled

Hundreds of White women gather at Colorado Capitol after plea from women of color to use their privilege to demand action on gun violence

https://www.cnn.com/2023/06/05/us/colorado-white-women-sit-in-gun-ban/index.html

Insurance companies now declining policies because of climate change

https://www.vox.com/climate/23746045/state-farm-california-climate-change-insurance-wildfire-florida-flood

The FDA says people are confusing poppers with energy shots, and dying. Experts want proof

https://www.cbc.ca/news/health/fda-poppers-energy-shots-warning-1.6863960

The Bible is banned in these Utah elementary and middle schools now for vulgarity or violence

https://www.sltrib.com/news/education/2023/06/01/bible-is-banned-these-utah/

Republican senator says I dont want reality in hearing on race and education

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/jun/01/republican-senator-i-dont-want-reality

Serbians boycotted their election, and lost the election cuz none of them voted. They're now protesting the Albanian mayors who won the elections... with 3.5% of the vote (no one voted)

derrrrrrrrrrrrrrr