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TopicA NC Democrat is switching to the GOP, handing control of the state to them.
Pitlord_Special
04/04/23 10:03:33 PM
#9
The check cleared.

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TopicWhat shape would you use to describe a penis?
Pitlord_Special
04/04/23 9:58:38 PM
#13
dodickahedron

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TopicI'm gonna sell my Corolla and buy a lifted truck
Pitlord_Special
04/04/23 5:55:08 PM
#3
Best part of owning a truck is being able to use the line "I'd hit it with the back of my truck"

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Topichow many vacation/sick leave hours do you have saved up at work?
Pitlord_Special
04/04/23 5:47:38 PM
#10
81 combined.

But I'm gonna be taking two weeks vacation in May to June so most of those will be gone.

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TopicWhat is your favorite , major, fast food beef burger?
Pitlord_Special
04/04/23 1:00:29 PM
#28
In-n-out double meat (no cheese), whole grilled onions, and ketchup instead of spread.

Though absolute favorite would be the Farmer Boys Farmers Burger. Theyre only in CA, Las Vegas, and a couple of places in the Phoenix Metro area so wouldnt call them major though.

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TopicHave you heard of "vabbing"?
Pitlord_Special
04/04/23 10:34:41 AM
#10
Its been mentioned here before so Im convinced its just a meme

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TopicWhich of these important things do you care about more?
Pitlord_Special
04/04/23 1:15:21 AM
#3
I'd rather be choking on a filet mignon than breathing in a McDonalds.

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Topicwhat would you like your last words to be?
Pitlord_Special
04/04/23 12:22:59 AM
#54
"Thanks for stopping by :)"

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TopicYour reaction: Your wife's boyfriend takes away your Nintendo Switch
Pitlord_Special
04/03/23 5:52:49 PM
#10
Sit in the cuck chair during a bone sesh and make weird noises and commentary until he relents and gives it back to me so I leave them to bang in peace.

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TopicKaiden > Ashley
Pitlord_Special
04/03/23 5:48:01 PM
#11
If you save Ashley, you're a simp
If you save Kaiden, you're incredibly based and redpilled

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TopicWhy's everyone driving an SUV, Truck, or Crossover nowadays
Pitlord_Special
04/03/23 1:27:17 PM
#47
voldothegr8 posted...
How can you go back to being so low to the ground?

I had to drive an Elantra as the insurance provided rental after my truck was totaled, but before I bought my WRX, so I was already getting used to it.

That said, I keep throwing around the idea of getting the WRX lifted and to get some thicker tires once it comes time to replace the OEM tires.

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TopicDo you think this world, sucks?
Pitlord_Special
04/03/23 1:19:09 PM
#7
I havent lived on any other planets for comparison but hard to imagine it being worse than living in the Muskdome on Mars

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TopicWhy's everyone driving an SUV, Truck, or Crossover nowadays
Pitlord_Special
04/03/23 1:15:35 PM
#45
Ive owned trucks most of my life but my current job and lifestyle doesnt really need one so I bought a sedan instead and definitely enjoy driving it more than a truck. More speed and maneuverability, and can use tighter and compact parking spaces.

I can fit my camping/road trip setup with room to spare. My mountain bike also fits in the trunk with the rear seats down and I take off the front wheel. It can mount a roof rack and cargo box if I ever need to expand the storage (though Im avoiding that so far to keep the MPGs up)

If I need to haul some big shit as a one-off, I figure I can rent a u-haul or Home Depot truck.

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TopicHypothetical scenario. You are a hot babe on a dating app. What do you do?
Pitlord_Special
04/03/23 12:46:40 PM
#2
I trigger dudes into sending me abusive messages and post them on r/niceguys

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TopicDid you keep the dealership license plate frame on your vehicle?
Pitlord_Special
04/03/23 12:32:17 PM
#10
I kept it on until I got my permanent plate and then took it off at the same time I put the new plate on (and put a carbon fiber frame instead)

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TopicWhat gaming dev do you consider "The Kings of DLC"
Pitlord_Special
04/03/23 10:11:55 AM
#8
Paradox for sure

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TopicTom Cuise gets squirted in the face with water by fake
Pitlord_Special
04/03/23 9:23:08 AM
#20
Nothing wrong with calling people out on their BS like that.

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TopicWould this electric heating idea solve icy roads and sidewalks?
Pitlord_Special
04/01/23 11:30:38 PM
#5
That would be ludicrously expensive and wasteful in terms of energy use

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TopicWhen you attend a Wedding what do you usually give as
Pitlord_Special
04/01/23 11:24:47 PM
#12
Buy something off the registry if there is one, or cash.

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TopicHow old is your car and what is its mileage?
Pitlord_Special
04/01/23 11:19:58 PM
#10
Almost 2 years, 22k miles

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TopicWendys sued after customer falls very ill from cheeseburger
Pitlord_Special
04/01/23 10:37:47 PM
#8
How would they know it was from this particular meal and not anything else they ate around the same time?

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TopicClassic Google
Pitlord_Special
04/01/23 11:26:38 AM
#4
Hey Siri, say a eulogy for the Google Assistant

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TopicPolice use facial recognition tech to arrest guy who had never been in the state
Pitlord_Special
03/31/23 1:46:19 PM
#7
AI: all these black people look alike

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TopicWhat is the best concealed weapon?
Pitlord_Special
03/31/23 12:38:03 AM
#5
Norman_Smiley posted...
And why is it pocket sand?

Because its coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

Anyways Id say a cartridge of pepper spray. More irritating than sand and works on vicious animals like pitbulls

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TopicDo you tip on carryout?
Pitlord_Special
03/31/23 12:34:00 AM
#35
I might do a couple bucks during the holiday season because I like to spread a little Christmas cheer but usually no.

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Topicwhat does it mean when you get 0 likes on tinder?
Pitlord_Special
03/30/23 6:25:28 PM
#6
Probably a poor choice of photos and/or a bio with red flags in it.

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TopicTrump might get indicted this afternoon
Pitlord_Special
03/30/23 4:42:12 PM
#6
We got him this time

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TopicThoughts on iPhone after using it for 1 week, as a former Android user
Pitlord_Special
03/30/23 2:01:28 PM
#14
Glad youre enjoying the iPhone experience and went into it with an open mind. Hope it keeps treating you well

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TopicHow could anyone like President Biden?
Pitlord_Special
03/30/23 9:42:11 AM
#12
Yall are falling for a meme

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TopicDo you think this world is getting better or worse?
Pitlord_Special
03/29/23 10:42:18 PM
#32
The USA is getting worse so that probably contributes to the perception of folks thinking the world is overall getting worse.

I'd say in most places its getting better going by statistical data however.

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Topicsafemoon crypto currency hacked
Pitlord_Special
03/29/23 4:34:10 PM
#6
All my moons gone.

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TopicIf you won $100,000 USD tax free what would you do with it at this stage?
Pitlord_Special
03/29/23 10:38:46 AM
#26
Invest 80k

Spend 20k on toys and a nice vacation

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TopicWhich of these 3 famous Physicists was the greatest, Albert Einstein, Isaac
Pitlord_Special
03/29/23 9:54:40 AM
#8
masterpug53 posted...
The one that fucked. So not Sir Issac.

The virgin Isaac Newton vs the chad James Maxwell

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TopicI cannot possibly fathom having a child
Pitlord_Special
03/28/23 9:44:29 PM
#10
Imagine falling for the reproduction meme. Couldn't be me.

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TopicEveryone feel like an NPC in their own life
Pitlord_Special
03/28/23 5:58:40 PM
#3
What if the main character in your story never bothers to talk to you if you don't have a good sidequest for them? It's like your whole destiny goes unfulfilled.

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TopicIt's 1/4 thru the year. Have you contributed to your Roth IRA yet? >_>
Pitlord_Special
03/28/23 5:46:52 PM
#52
Ive put in my 6.5k already, all into VYM

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TopicHowd you feel after booster?
Pitlord_Special
03/28/23 1:59:26 PM
#6
It was worse than the first, but better than the second.

Only did one booster though.

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TopicDo you have Discord installed on your computer?
Pitlord_Special
03/28/23 1:14:36 PM
#4
Both on my phone and PC though like 95% of my use for it is just various XIV communities

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TopicI caught a criminal in the act with my drone this morning
Pitlord_Special
03/28/23 1:11:02 PM
#7
What kind of loser takes patio furniture?

hope they arrest his ass

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TopicIs Gun Control neccesary in America?
Pitlord_Special
03/27/23 10:52:41 PM
#9
Maybe if correctly implemented but in most cases it translates to disarming the proletariat while the bourgeoisie can keep guns if they're willing to pay the money for it.

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TopicNational Park Reservations: After Marker Sellers
Pitlord_Special
03/27/23 10:45:02 PM
#5
That sucks, what park is that? I'm planning to go to Yosemite and Sequoia National Parks this year but haven't had trouble reserving camping, and was even lucky enough to get lodging in the park for a couple nights (while I mostly do camping, I break it up a bit so I can bathe/shower)

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TopicOnline gaming has never been more toxic. *possible trigger warning*
Pitlord_Special
03/27/23 9:21:16 PM
#18
Shits changed for sure. I don't play any competitive games online anymore because if it isn't cheating, then it's bad attitudes/toxicity.

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Topic"Once you can download video games they'll be a lot cheaper."
Pitlord_Special
03/27/23 6:30:49 PM
#25
They definitely go on sale faster and for a deeper discount besides a few exceptions.

Buying a single player game on release is a waste of money unless you're a streamer trying to get in on the new hotness but that's just cost of business at that point.

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TopicRemember when Trump was supposed to be arrested?
Pitlord_Special
03/27/23 1:55:12 PM
#14
The only arrest Trump will ever experience is cardiac arrest

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TopicOne day I'm going to be burned at the stake as a witch because I know how to
Pitlord_Special
03/27/23 1:53:35 PM
#4
One day theyll invent smart glasses that can read things to you and only then will illiteracy be encouraged so they have one more product to sell to people.


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TopicThinking about assembling and carrying a shit kit to make public restroom
Pitlord_Special
03/27/23 1:49:25 PM
#4
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


It would take a turd of truly heroic proportions to clog a commercial grade toilet.

That said, I usually try to go somewhere that is more of the single occupant style restroom so I can at least use the sink to wet the toilet paper and wash my anus more thoroughly.

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TopicWhat were you mostly using your computer for, before internet came around?
Pitlord_Special
03/27/23 1:25:51 PM
#6
Playing video games and sometimes writing simple reports for elementary school. Good old WordPerfect and the noisy dot matrix printer.

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TopicWhy is dis legal?
Pitlord_Special
03/27/23 11:15:54 AM
#11
Healthcare is the most corrupt industry in America.

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TopicWhat If Apple made a console?
Pitlord_Special
03/26/23 8:58:41 PM
#5
The Apple app store makes more revenue than the nintendo, sony, and xbox stores combined. The iPhone/iPad are their consoles.

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