Lurker > eggcorn

Damn it. The only sports ball team I like.

honey bee skateboard

It's wesley

anyone know this persons handle if there are more vids?

Lmao I had no idea this treasure had more videos. The "you aint nuthin but a hound dog" one kills me every time.

Jagr_68 posted...

Context for people that didn't read the link...

Landlord's fault for being a jackass tbqh unless there's something else not being revealed.

..uh

I think yes.

MabusIncarnate posted...

Doves. Fuck doves.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/4/7/AAcTOIAAEZYj.png

I immediately assess the competition
I need to get a feel for what I'm up against

nononom0use123 posted...

This living room is badass!

https://ibb.co/gyN64pj

Niiice

Megadeth

Shes an idiot.

lottery ticket

Smashingpmkns posted...

Is the first season worth watching?

It really is.

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found this in my junk folder
FUB

tag

littlebro07 posted...

This is clearly fake, I'm never happy when masturbating

Lmao

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I am a professional hacker and have successfully managed to hack your operating system.
Currently I have gained full access to your account.

In addition, I was secretly monitoring all your activities and watching you for several months.
The thing is your computer was infected with harmful spyware due to the fact that you had visited a website with porn content previously.


Let me explain to you what that entails. Thanks to Trojan viruses, I can gain complete access to your computer or any other device that you own.
It means that I can see absolutely everything in your screen and switch on the camera as well as microphone at any point of time without your permission.
In addition, I can also access and see your confidential information as well as your emails and chat messages.

You may be wondering why your antivirus cannot detect my malicious software.
Let me break it down for you: I am using harmful software that is driver-based,
which refreshes its signatures on 4-hourly basis, hence your antivirus is unable to detect it presence.

I have made a video compilation, which shows on the left side the scenes of you happily masturbating,
while on the right side it demonstrates the video you were watching at that moment...

All I need is just to share this video to all email addresses and messenger contacts of people you are in communication with on your device or PC.
Furthermore, I can also make public all your emails and chat history.

I believe you would definitely want to avoid this from happening.
Here is what you need to do - transfer the Bitcoin equivalent of 100 USD to my Bitcoin account
(that is rather a simple process, which you can check out online in case if you don't know how to do that).

Below is my bitcoin account information (Bitcoin wallet):
***************************

You can buy bitcoin here https://buy.bitcoin.com/
or choose another service.

Once the required amount is transferred to my account, I will proceed with deleting all those videos and disappear from your life once and for all.
Kindly ensure you complete the abovementioned transfer within 50 hours (2 days +).
I will receive a notification right after you open this email, hence the countdown will start.

Trust me, I am very careful, calculative and never make mistakes.
If I discover that you shared this message with others, I will straight away proceed with making your private videos public.

Good luck!
found this in my junk folder

DarthDemented posted...

This happened to my kids school. Called in a shots fired.

That's awful.

cjsdowg posted...

It been got dang years since I have asked someone out. Or even hit on someone for that matter. I have always been a loner and my last few gfs came to me. (back when I was buff). But I haven't ask anyone out in like over 6 years.

Time to get swole before you get ole

I wouldn't mind checking it out

Reminds me of CE

catfan2008 posted...

it's not for pedos but instead it's for child rapists

Mods lock this bullshit topic.

Ib4500

bT-p_q-Td posted...

You don't get it. TC does this ALL the time. He's trying to give them a bad look.

Yeah. It's tcs fault pitbulls have a bad look.

2 year old gets ripped apart by pitbull
clowns: "tc you scumbag looking for articles!"

I4NRulez posted...

Im not comparing gay people to dogs im comparing you to a shrieking bible belt republican housewife who saw a book about gay people. Cause you both loudly whine about a point no one cares about.

Yikes you're very aggressive. I hope you don't own a pibble, that would be dangerous.

that cat is hellspawn

tc gotem again

tag

mybbqrules posted...

Pretzel bun, pastrami, provolone, mustard, pickle spear

gd that sounds lovely

MC_BatCommander posted...

People sure do suck

Seriously. Who the fuck thinks up this kind of shit.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/k7z8be/torswats-computer-generated-ai-voice-swatting

GranTurismo posted...

iirc , in hellcats , there's 2 keys , 1 black and one red. You use the red or black one to unleash the full 700 hp. At least that's how i read it, like 6 yrs ago.

RIP colorblind people

Turtlemayor333 posted...

Sorry but I laughed when the song started playing.

Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage

https://youtu.be/SRdSoZO-5mM

Yeah that was terrible

Murphiroth posted...

Sonora dogs

Whew those are good

Why do pibble defenders always compare letting a man made breed die out to discrimination against marginalized human beings? It shows how out of touch with reality you really are.

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Some of us aren't alchemists

RIP man if at the ol bullshit shot up 97 out my face

It's 2003 for christs sake

C_da_Neptune posted...

we don't need CE being flooded with topics saying "So and so is SUSPENDED

I agree with this. That shit is so lame.

SHRlKE posted...

Just posting a link or YouTube video with no other text should be a bannable offends.

Shut the fuck up. The topic title was more than enough.

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I dont like either but nickleback is less annoying than matchbox 20

I've been buying most of my groceries online since the pandemic but not meat or produce. They try to push off their oldest most beat up stock on the people who can't see it until they already have it.