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This movie's supernatural element was completely unexpected. When I first saw the title I was expecting another movie like Red or Red 2, about old fogeys in the spy world or paramilitary world or whatever.

Instead its about a group of immortal beings led by Charlize Theron who can't die and they've spent the last few hundred years on earth trying to help humanity covertly. The movie is about them being hunted by a guy who wants the secret of their immortality so he can profit off it.

This weirdly isn't even Charlize's first movie where she plays a supernatural immortal being

Smiffwilm posted...

https://youtu.be/VZllAa1odpU

This is fucking amazing but is that a pokemon? Why didn't they use gardevoir?

https://youtube.com/shorts/v6bZqTlG9nc?feature=share

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How is he the most popular while amazing people like Conan have their show canceled? It makes no sense

https://youtube.com/shorts/QRLCHOTP1s8?feature=share

He's so articulate and amazing

https://youtube.com/shorts/Q8Si_3vMl8Q?feature=share

Jesus christ just do OF already but the good kind

How did all the kids end up good looking despite being the product of twincest?

thronedfire2 posted...

after years? yeah

the waxy stuff will dry out eventually

? I exclusively use the unwaxed oral b dental floss. Thought it was better.

Would that expire? And should I specifically be using waxed dental floss then?

I was literally just about to make a topic on dental floss, specifically wondering the tensile strength of dental floss and how much it could withstand

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But you're describing a parrot lol

Wondering if I should go for the no deodorant option and just continue scrubbing really hard with extra soap. I also trim my pits but maybe I should look into lasering options

Jupiter posted...

Nipples have a bunch of tiny holes that milk come out of, not just 1 hole.

But she's a biomed student.

Ryven posted...

Yeah but he'll never call golf a dull game again.

I can't be the only one who feels that line is such a tongue twister, I can barely say it; just try saying it 3 times in a row <__<

Dakimakura posted...

Their fantasy football team

Is it even possible to like something so lame?

Tbimoh, he's such a boomer. Him and Jerry seinfeld get so butt hurt that modernseinfeld Twitter make up better plots and stories in the modern day than they did.

That cover was featured in the intro to the show Powerless! Pretty cool

How much do you think they technically got right

I don't play pokemon but I really think fairy type might just be the best addition to the series in years, really helps to balance out dragon type who I've always hated for being so broken.

That said I think there just aren't enough fairy type creatures to base pomemon off of if they had to retroactively make clefairy and jigglypuff fairy type (a good decision dont get me wrong) so all that's left is pastries and desserts

https://youtu.be/jOuy-l4kuHA

They're kinda adorable imo

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At least its not as bad as the 2000s era of "get naked or get out" so that's a mild improvement

VGAddict90 posted...

I miss mid-to-late 2000s-early 2010s internet.

Caramelldansen, Hare Hare Yukai, Chocolate Rain, YouTube Poop, Over 9000, Never Gonna Give You Up.

What about Haruhi dance was she big enough to be a meme?

Erm what's the aladdin one? Is it that jasmine was tongue kissing aladdin on a first date?

Also yeah we know who she is. Now it would have been funnier if it was a video about getting her confused with Leslie Mann and Leslie Bibb and not knowing who's who

Edit and the blonde woman from nip tuck. The unsatisfied wife

RISEofCHRISTIAN posted...

I know her. She was in Jurassic World right?

https://youtu.be/ipObSiFHpyY

Here you go!

https://youtube.com/shorts/oDhgN-MvAXs?feature=share

ViewtifulGrave posted...

That aint Megan Good.

She was really good in the cookout

FL81 posted...

antiwork isn't "we want to be paid fairly"

antiwork is "we don't want to work"

Like, at all, or just not for 8 hours every day 5 days a week?

... tiktok videos aren't relegated to 1 minute? Then how come youtube shorts, the direct response feature to tiktok, limits videos to 1 min?

Ivynn posted...

They real story of Pocahontas isn't very Disney-friendly tho.

They can just make an empowerment movie where pocahontas doesn't need John Smith to save her people and is her own woman.

Revanced is definitely a good temporary holdover but the layout is too much like new youtube and is not as intuitive. Vanced was perfect because even with the existence of shorts you can still watch them like normal videos if you go to your history.

You can't do that anymore in revanced. Gfaqs' built-in youtube video player is actually better to watch because it removes all the unnecessary clutter and you can scroll through the video timestamp bar.

It may be the weakest of the dcau show but thats still lightyears better than anything else dc has made recently

I mean I kind of let it slide that Shang chi so clearly looks like he's in his 30s playing a 20something dude, but his sister just looked way too old they couldn't have done a little bit more work with casting?

NoxObscuras posted...

Definitely true for YouTube. I took a screenshot of what "my favorites" looked like after a few years:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/1/2/AAQgjdAAEZt4.jpg

I'm just glad I did at least manage to download some video game music mashups that used to be on YouTube. I think the guy got copyright strikes or something because all of his stuff is just gone

Lol this is what my youtube "to watch later" playlist looks like exactly. I always said I'm saving the videos to watch on the perfect time like say waiting on a long 8 hour flight but that never came especially these past 4 years, 3 of them being pandemic related

I never understood the hate for season 8 when the show has been on a downward spiral for several seasons. People were just on board for season 6 cersei taking out all her enemies with no repercussions and bran and arya suddenly being masters of oracle and assassining?

You'd only puke if you were stuffing yourself with food though.

What are "avocado appliances"

She is. And so smart too

https://youtube.com/shorts/xWCm6ceapx0?feature=share

The problem is I've started saving semi-mediocre videos just because when the option to watch them again is taken out of my hands, all of a sudden I want them. Out of fear of them being removed and taken down, which they have.

Ricemills posted...

Not caring about TC's opinion, i just want to post the best Eva songs.
https://youtu.be/n9UanTCFKKg
https://youtu.be/afZu1hxAQQ0
https://youtu.be/26P1s88rDCc

But you forgot this

https://youtu.be/QyIpijrLlcM

Ok you're right, I was recommended videos from a channel even though I had clicked dont recommend channel and it completely disregarded my request and just 3 videos later started recommending them again wtf

I'm surprised, last thing I remember is that one lawyer was gunning for manslaughter, and some organization or guild wanted to use a scapegoat to bring attention to safety protocols in movies

I actually like to put a skittle in between 2 Starbursts and eat it, sort of like a... like a fun mouth surprise

TheSavageDragon posted...

Same here. My social circle all consider me to be some high level IT guy when I just know the basics. I've told them hundreds of times that they are walking around with the largest library in history in their pockets and they refuse to use it for anything other than ordering food or buying shit online.

Holy shit same this is literally me and I know even less than you do

Hell this was true even 20 years ago, but now not only does Google literally give you the answer, but AI exists and you can ask it questions

K181 posted...

An emoticon and at least six hashtags in the title, the channel is apparently called "Kids Coma," and the play button is for a short, I think.

Ain't nobody clicking that.

Hopefully this should convince you

https://youtube.com/shorts/_Y_A6DLtq2U?feature=share

Its so funny I almost busted a gut you can't see it right now but I'm laughing so hard from the other side of the screen, not stony faced at all nope.

2012-2013 was peak Tumblr in every way, not just porn. That being said, the porn community with 30,000 videos I'm subscribed to is owed thanks to me discovering them through Tumblr so.

https://youtube.com/shorts/KHl0k2v1DhE?feature=share

I literally saw this exact porn in a porn, 10 years ago. There was a whole Czech series about them even.

I'll be honest I don't think that song sounds good and its kinda disappointing.

When I heard that beyonce and shakira, the two hottest women in the world, were in a song together I was hyped as shit but I think they somehow cancel each other out instead of complementing each other's singing style and genre.

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Screencapping this so that in a decade when it turns out to be true we can go from laughing to screaming in horror.

Were_Wyrm posted...

No matter how hot a woman is, there's always someone tired of her shit.

Damn. Some of the posts itt are dark but make a lot of sense unfortunately