Lurker > WilliamPorygon

I already did, the fucking state demanded I pay another two hundred bucks cause they felt they didn't steal enough from me throughout the year, and then asked for another $30 for the tip

Algorithm doesn't care about pesky things like continuity

Dig Dug

I think you mean Titter

PokemonExpert44 posted...

She's at your house

Oh, right
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/9/4/AABGtnAAEXRW.jpg

So where's my Lucario girlfriend then

"Mr. Simpson, I can assure you, this check of yours is non-negotiable."
"Oh, yeah? Well, what makes you so damn sure?"
"See where it says 'Void void void' and 'This is not a check'? 'Cash value 1/20th of a cent,' 'Mr. Banker, do not honor.'"

82

https://old.reddit.com/r/disneyemojiblitz/comments/100yafq/i_swear_for_a_second_there_i_thought_it_said_i/

https://news.yahoo.com/fake-cop-arrested-attempting-pull-000411851.html

HylianFox posted...

Dr. Mario is a quack and needs to be brought up on malpractice charges.

I've been saying this for years, like there'll be a bottle with a single red virus in it and he just throws yellow and blue pills all willy-nilly at it and then just looks at you and shrugs when it doesn't work

Dakimakura posted...

I'd think I'd hit her cervix before I hit her pelvis

Watching zoo animals fucking

This sounds like a job for https://www.youtube.com/c/GolfRulesQuestions

When he fell down the bottom of the Pachinko machine for the 80th time

"Smithers, why haven't I heard of this The Leader? He's as rich and wicked as I, but he seems to enjoy tax-exempt status."

"Actually, sir, with our creative bookkeeping and corporate loopholes, we only pay $3 a year."

"You're right. We're getting screwed!"

Orcas

Vegy posted...

Why are people complaining about dis, dats funny lol

The idea of Trump running for president was funny at one time too

This is the most offensive toy since the Harry Potter Vibrating Broom

Goggle-wearing dolphins

I can use my mouth as a percussion instrument

I'm not calling you a liar, but

but I can't think of a way to end that sentence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sr82oHNBHRg

Geoff Edwards (game show host of the 70s and 80s)

The "Stewie gets pregnant" episode

Maybe they should incorporate some subscriptions into the functionality of china cabinets.

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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/0/5/AABGtnAAEWnV.png

I can't believe it's been over a decade since that came out

I also can't believe it was still in development longer than the time between its release and now

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/6/AABGtnAAEWjc.jpg

tapered

oh, you meant a human penis

"No offense Homer, but your half-assed under underparenting was a lot more fun than your half-assed overparenting."

"But I'm using my whole ass!"

Priere posted...

Its just that she's a sussy baka!

Ohh, okay, now I get it

TC is acting Sus...

Worse than Theranos?

Are you losing your hearing or are you just stupid? I am going to explain this to you one more time, and then I am going to hang up on you. It is NOT my dog! I tied MY dog outside MYself. I am looking at him right D'OOOH!

*just checking in cause I just saw the topic title and immediately recognized it*

I'm a man
But I can change
If I have to
I guess.

So it's the end of The End of the Internet?

"Hey Patrick, what am I now?"
"Uh... stupid?"
"No, I'm Texas!"
"What's the difference!"

Take the Dirty Bubble Challenge: Hit the paddle ball 29,998,559,671,349 times in a row.

"If the baby's a boy, what do you think of the name Larry?"
"We can't do that. All the kids will call him Larry Fairy."
"Well, how about Louis?"
"They'll call him Screwy Louie."
"Bob?" "Slob."
"Luke?" "Puke."
"Marcus?" "Mucus."
"What about Bart?"
"Let's see. Bart, cart, dart, e-art
Nope. Can't see any problem with that!"

Yeah, apparently they're British now

Continued existing

As heartwarming of an story the idea might be, you can't just toss an animal that's spent its whole life relying on humans out in the wild and expect it to go well.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keiko_(orca)#Re-introduction_to_the_wild

Call of Doody

To get to the other tide.

If you think the world is getting better you're either a billionaire or delusional

It's not humor though, I really do hate my life