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I'll just scrape the windshield in the evening after I come home from work

I thought if you won two presidential elections, you couldn't run again

Don't get confused by misleading marketing

One time I bought a movie ticket and didn't show up. They had to play that movie for no reason xd

The man with three first names. He is the one

Fuck it feels so good to say that.

Cathartic.

But would the species actually exist if no human was alive to see them?

Domestic violence is immoral

Twitter won't even exist in a week anyway

Omg my nephew will be so happy

I didn't know he started acting in the first place

But what if this happens? She can't face that kind of a rejection

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5n-FvpGwW8

They call it arm wrestling, but I've never seen any arms jump over the top rope

Or will it wash off?

Anyone know?

So, 57 total pounds?

Pepys_Monster posted...

Meaning?

It's fucking close to water

How did a SPACE shuttle go under WATER? Sounds pretty spooky to me

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What's weirder to me is that a man is dating a woman. Grosses me out tbqh

Thanks Spielberg

It's sad that they only seem to care about boring stuff these days

Streaming services, could not, in good conscience, claim that "Cleveland rocks" on their platform

Fun fact: You can get away with any crime by committing it during the first 1:30am, then going somewhere and having a watertight alibi when it goes back to 1:30 am again

Maybe if Elon Musk paid $8 he wouldn't have been impersonated

Abolish speed limits

I let the computer pick my numbers last time and I didn't win

Don't even bother if you don't spend at least $12,000 tbqh

4 teams if you count the Texans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0mO6UY6uTg

He can't keep getting away with this!

It's a sword

Wow, the slave trade caused more blood to go in the oceans than I realized

That's not true, see artificial hearts

Oh, so it's our fault that nobody asked what the "R" stood for?

I'm glad they banned that guy

You'll never be allowed to step foot in Australia or you will be arrested immediately

Tom Cruise

I found a marijuana cigarette and a lighter in my kids coat pocket. He claims he likes the smell, and the lighter was just a show thing, you know, to look cool.:rolleyes: I think hes full of shit, but I want to check my facts first.

Does anyone know if kids are using marijuana to get high with?
I cant find anything on the web.

Yeah, the ordering system at Subway is way too complicated

Just push ABACABB on the title screen

Star Wars episode 9? Is that the one where the emperor came back somehow and they didn't bother to explain how?

How do they know where to mail the ballots to if you aren't registered?

Any way to complain about a democrat, I guess

He had a side job at Kinko's

Finally, people who watch Fox News will realize how scummy they are and change the channel

How do I make it stop

I'm tired of government organizations pushing an unrelated political agenda

If it's so new, why isn't it still in the barrel?