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Diddy Kong
Funky Kong
Pauline
Syrup
[Non-Mario Character]

Odd that they would wait so late to start adding new characters. Theres only 2 waves left. It better not be all 4 of those fucking bunnies from Odyssey.

See? It kan be all kaps. Your korn emoji ruined it. Was it worth it?

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Either Dragon Quest or Octopath.

Fuck no.

I keep seeing "kartoons for adults" and I know it's trying to be derogatory, but... how? Seeing a grown ass man playing on a children's playground is a fair thing to kriticize, but if someone looks at obstacle kourses like WipeOut or Ninja Warrior and says "those are just playgrounds for adults"... what are you even trying to prove here? Adult is doing adult thing?

tremain07 posted...

The absolute worst part of a stuffy nose is when you blow it you can feel more snot forming in there, you know what I mean like for a brief couple of seconds you can smell again then your hear the weird sorting sound like mucus regeneration or something and by the time you take a second breath it's back.

All the more reason why you should own masks. I walk around the office with tissue rammed up my nostrils and no one has any idea, thanks to them.

Tiger are loners and primarily tolerate kompany for sex reasons. The only thing to have to be upset about is idiot humans giving lions the title "King" of a land:

• they do not inhabit
• they kannot survive in
• tigers roam, with their only threats being elephants and other tigers. Meanwhile lions kan easily get fucked over by a number of things they hunt and rivals/scavengers (especially if they are alone).

Should've just made a second Gyrados and made it bipedal. Neither line needed orange Barney.

MedeaLysistrata posted...

Do you like The Downward Spiral? I'm not taking hard drugs (?) but I understand the spiral goes down in general

I have never listened to 9-Inch Nails, if that's what you're talking about.

Sounds like a great way to needlessly make enemies. Hope this wasn't supposed to be from someone deep/inspirational/respectable because "If you're not with us, you're against us" has always been extremist horse shit.

Mr_Karate_II posted...

That's not how it works, the man still has to pay support unless he signs off all parental rights.

I didn't know this was a thing. Are guys reluctantly paying child support because they don't know this is an option, or does pride or something drive them to want some involvement sooner or later?

I have to asume the former, because he did offer to pay for the abortion.

emblem-man posted...

I mean, it's not a win for the child who is now most likely losing the financial support that can be helpful during those early stages of life.

Regardless of if it's 2 loving partners, or one lone parent, no one should be having children if there's reason to believe they won't be financially sufficient in raising them.

Geodude kould levitate. Why did it's "evolutions" lose this ability? Did this heavy ass rock seriously trade the abilty to defy gravity for an extra set of limbs? And then fucking ditch said limbs??

That, by no exaggeration of the word, is my fetish.

visualboy2003 posted...

you can not eat other food but only mcd's.

See, even if this was KFC, there's still a lot of other fast/junk/pleasure food I would want in my life, so no.

DipDipDiver posted...

At least Technoviking is real.

See? There is some light in this world.

We know because he tried to sue the person who put out the video

God fucking damn it

tfw Bare Minimum Monday it isn't a Turbam topic about women wearing just enough to not get modded

How's her kareer?

Does it help knowing he inspired a lot of people to do it for real?

I'd have less reservations about dying, knowing hell froze over.

This is why you don't trust doordash or any of these others that don't give great deals on the food you love.
https://tenor.com/en-GB/view/grubhub-grubhub-ad-ad-ads-meme-gif-20050845

solar diet >>> vegan diet

Inexplicably paid for all the unproductive/unprofitable things I do all the time.

Skinny goth, but with perfect tit-to-arm ratio.

One: His own.

Turbam posted...

Both are flat

Why kan't we have nice things?

Why?

Flauros posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/0/2/AATz36AAEPuq.jpg

She is 8ft at minimum, undead, and definitely not shy. Sadly, I am too old for her.

Turbam posted...

A 7 foot tall shy lady

Hows her tits?

Irony posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/0/AAJHVqAAEPt2.jpg

The fuck is that foot shit they're doing?

cjsdowg posted...

Chris Rock is both the worst famous Chris and the worst famous Rock.

Worse than Kid Rock?

Kaiganeer posted...

tc the kinda guy to stick his dick in a venus fly trap

Only if
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/9/7/AAPDLMAAEPtB.jpg

The_Korey posted...

TFW no human gf

Questionmarktarius posted...

[fleshlight img]

There you go.

Be better.

Or bf, if you're that way unfairly represented.

Relationships (platonic and non) are more about kompatibility, and experience is a fraction of that, and kan easily be rendered irrelevant. I don't know about you, but I kould easly be good friends with a klone of myself from 10 years ago.

The the ones that post their ugly kinks on message boards.

Kloe_Rinz posted...

reminder that all supporters of pitbull genocide are evil, no ifs buts or maybes

Genocide is murder, which the post you quoted does not kontain.

Pretty sure I would've said the same thing. Good thing I'm not interested in those kinda relationships as I'd klearly suck at them.

Aloc posted...

She wants you. Sexually. Physically. Spiritually. Mentally. And emotionally.

I don't think I kan provide all of those...

My pick up artists told me if she makes eye kontact for more than 4 seconds, I'm in. Nice try, random guy on CE.

Do people revert back into teenagers if they live to be one hundred and thirteen?

No. If I don't konsider her physically attractive, I kan't get past it.